"Such an old joke?" Zu An couldn't help complaining, "Is it a routine from novels more than ten years ago?"
"What novel?" Weishaupt was also stunned, but continued, "You don't care whether it's old or not, the people like it, it's a classic."
Zu An laughed: "That makes sense, let's continue, what are the top ten?"
Weisuo had a teachable expression and complimented him at the right time. This is the professional quality a listener should have, otherwise he would look like a fool by himself: "The most beautiful woman is of course Chu Chuyan, the eldest daughter of Mingyue Gong family.
That is really a fairy dressed in white as snow descending to the earth. She is beautiful and highly cultivated. She is the dream lover of 99% of the entire academy."
Then he let out a long sigh: "It's a pity that she got married a few days ago. I heard that she also married a well-known loser in the city. She was so angry that countless young talents in the school wanted to challenge him for a duel. It's really
I don’t know what kind of smoke is coming from that guy’s ancestral grave.”
Zu An's fingers crackled and he grabbed his shoulders with a smile on his face: "What did you say? Say it again."
"Ouch~" The severe pain in his shoulder made Weisuo react immediately. What he just heard at the school gate, he hurriedly smiled and said, "I almost forgot that you are the loser... Ah, bah, brother, you are indeed a talented person.
He is so handsome that he is almost as handsome as me, so it is no wonder that the eldest lady of the Chu family is attracted to him."
Zu An couldn't help but look at his two obscene buck teeth, thinking that this guy is so thick-skinned that he has a bit of my style. At the same time, he asked curiously: "Why are only 99% of people
like her?"
"The main reason is that the eldest lady of the Chu family is too cold-tempered, and she naturally has a feeling of rejecting others thousands of miles away." Wei Suo replied.
"Really?" Zu An thought of the romance picture book she secretly read, and a smile appeared on his lips, "That's because you don't understand her well enough."
"Of course we don't understand her as well as you do." Weishaupt said somewhat sourly. You have already had negative contact with her. How can you understand her?
"Besides the eldest lady of the Chu family, who else is there?" Zu An didn't know what he was thinking, so he continued to ask. It would be good to inquire more about the academy's information.
Weisuo then said: "The second place is Pei Mianman who just transferred from another school a few days ago. Her figure, tsk tsk tsk, let me put it this way, any man will think of bed immediately when he sees her.
She is the dream girl of every man in the academy."
Zu An recalled the scene of the close fight with her last night, and subconsciously agreed: "Well, the weapon is indeed powerful."
Weisuo couldn't help but feel a little disdainful, you haven't seen it, and you don't know what you are intoxicated with.
Zu An suddenly noticed the difference: "Why is she liked by 100% of men, but ranked second?"
"You don't understand this," Weisuo taught him with an experienced tone, "Such a top-notch beauty is suitable to be a lover, not a wife. The eldest lady of the Chu family is suitable, so she is ranked first."
Zu An couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Brother, thank you! Who is third?"
Weisuo replied: "The third beauty is the school's foreign language teacher..."
"What? Foreign language teacher?" Zu An was confused, "Is there anyone who learns foreign languages in this world?"
What kind of evil has he done? In his previous life, he was tortured by the foreign language course, but this world is still coming? As far as he knows, there is a novel writer named Mars, who is obviously the top scholar, but he failed in foreign language in the college entrance examination.
If you pass, you can only go to Nanjing University.
"Of course there are foreign languages," Weisuo looked at him with an idiotic expression. "After the early wars, other races were driven to bitter cold places by our human race. However, there are also many people of foreign races in our society. They all
We all have our own customs, language and culture, and we naturally need to understand them. Otherwise, when we face foreigners in the future, wouldn’t we be at a disadvantage if we can’t understand them?”
Zu An was startled. He had just come to this world and didn't know much about the war between humans and aliens a thousand years ago. But he could feel that every human race had a heartfelt pride and confidence, just like the common people in the prosperous Tang Dynasty in the past.
Feel.
"We have come to a prosperous age. The prosperous age is great. Only then can we easily become a happy dandy." Zu An was overjoyed.
"What did I just say?" Weisuo thought for a while before remembering, "The third one is foreign language teacher Shang Liuyu. Not only does she have a beautiful life, but she also has an elegant and quiet personality. According to me, such a gentle and mature big sister should be ranked
First, those little brats in school only like their peers."
Zu An really wanted to ask your Excellency Gui Geng, he is obviously a little kid but he likes Yu Jie Liu. Hey, wait, he just said that the foreign language teacher is named Shang Liuyu?
Isn't it the one Ji Dengtu mentioned? Well, it seems that I will have more contact with her if I have the opportunity in the future to see if there is any chance...
"What level of cultivation is this Teacher Shang?" Zu An felt that he still had to do a good job in intelligence work to avoid being caught and dying miserably.
"Cultivation?" Wei Suo frowned, "Teacher Shang doesn't seem to be good at cultivation. I haven't heard anything about it. I think he is at least a fourth-grade person."
"Fourth grade?" Zu An's eyes lit up. It seemed that the gap was not that big. Doesn't that mean he still has a chance?
Weisuo had already said to himself: "The fourth ranked one is our principal Jiang Luofu. She is the best royal sister and a proper queen. Not only is she beautiful, she is also the strongest person in our college."
"Is the principal a female?" Zu An was surprised.
"Who said the principal must be a male?" Weisuo looked like he didn't know anything about it, "Originally, Principal Jiang could have been ranked first, but I think it was because she was under too much pressure that she fell to fourth place.
I have to lament that the brats in this class are really not good enough."
"Ahem, you criticize the principal behind his back, you don't want to live anymore?" the school staff member in front who had been listening with interest couldn't help but remind him.
Weisuo immediately smiled apologetically: "Don't worry, don't worry, I won't talk about the principal."
The staff member then turned around.
Wei Suo then said to Zu An: "The fifth beauty in the list of beauties is Wu Qing, the daughter of the Duke of Yangquan in the next city. She is quite beautiful, but it is said that she has a bad temper."
"Sixth in the list of beauties is Xie Daoyun, the daughter of the city lord. She is the sister of Xie Xiu that you just saw at the school gate. Unlike her younger brother, she is a great talent, good at cultivation, and has a gentle personality. In my opinion, Wu Qing can be ranked
She completely took advantage of her father."
"Seventh place is Ji Xiaoxi. She seems to be the daughter of the miracle doctor Ji Dengtu. She is petite and exquisite. She is really cute. She has as many fans in the school as Chu Chuyan and Pei Mianman. She is the most popular Lolita fan.
Love, it’s a pity it’s not my thing.”
Zu An's heart moved when he heard this. He didn't expect that the little girl he met in the valley was also studying in school. What a fate. It seemed that he would spend more time with her in the future. After all, his happiness in the rest of his life depended on her father.
"The eighth place is Zheng Dan, the daughter of the Zheng family in the city. In the entire Mingyue City, apart from the Chu family, the Zheng family is probably the richest. Whoever marries her in the future will be able to struggle for at least thirty years, and of course not as good as you.
Marrying a Miss Chu family will save you fifty years of hard work."
Zu An secretly sighed. His uncle really knew his own sufferings. Not many people in the Chu family took him seriously. Fifty years of less struggle was just the opinion of outsiders.
Of course, a man cannot lose on the outside, so he naturally has to pretend to be a winner.
"But there are rumors that the Zheng family seems to be marrying the newly appointed county governor. I don't know whether it is true or not." Wei Suo was a little upset when he talked about this.
The famous flower has an owner."
Zu An gloated and patted him on the shoulder: "Relax, there are still so many singles. I believe that with your strength, you can still catch them."
"That's it~" Wei Suo raised his head, but when he thought that the one he liked the most was actually Principal Jiang, he immediately became discouraged, and his subsequent words also became weak, "The ninth place in the beauty list is Chu Huanzhao, the second daughter of the Chu family.
It can be seen that she has been a beauty since she was a child, but she has not fully grown yet, and she usually behaves like a tomboy, so she ranks at the back."
"I forgot the name of Tenth. That person seems to have a special temperament that makes people subconsciously forget her..."
"The beauties who can be ranked in the top ten of the beauty list are all extremely outstanding beauties. In my opinion, their appearance is not much different. The main factor that affects the ranking is a combination of other factors."
Seeing that what he said was clear and logical, Zu An couldn't help but be in awe: "To have such an opinion, he is indeed an experienced driver."
Weisuo was unprecedentedly humble: "No, I'm just a theoretical person, but I'm still not as good as you, a practical person who can personally experience the most beautiful woman... Hey, why do I feel like crying when I say this?"
"Okay, okay, you two, stop talking nonsense here, Weisuo, go to class by yourself." The staff member pointed to a classroom not far ahead. The school is very big, and it took so long to walk there.
Then he waved to Zu An: "Come with me, the principal wants to see you."
Weisuo suddenly became anxious: "We are all freshmen, why doesn't the principal see me?"
The staff rolled his eyes: "You got in normally, and I am from a related household. Can it be the same?"
Zu An was a little embarrassed on the side, hey hey hey, how about you say this in front of me? I don’t want to lose face?
Hearing this reason, Weisuo could only accept his fate helplessly and walked a few steps towards the classroom. Suddenly he turned around and said, "Remember to look at the principal more and come back and tell me what stockings she is wearing today!"
Zu An: "..."
The staff member had a grim look on his face and was about to strike. Seeing that something was wrong, Weisuo hurriedly hid in the classroom.
The staff then looked at Zu An angrily and warned: "Don't listen to that guy's nonsense. If you offend the principal, even Lord Mingyue won't be able to protect you."
Zu An said "oh" and at the same time became a little curious about this beautiful principal.
Following the staff, we came to a tall building next to it. Different from the teaching building, the stairs here were covered with red carpets with exquisite and precious patterns.
"It's such a luxury!" Zu An had to lament that the wealthy family was full of wine and meat. Sure enough, no matter which world it was in, the tallest and grandest building in the school would always be the administration building.
The staff member reminded: "The teacher's office is in this building. Although there are some people who don't come here often, you should not break in in the future. Otherwise, if something happens, don't blame me for not reminding you."
Zu An said oh, but was wondering where Shang Liuyu's office was, but then he thought, her underwear wouldn't be left in the office.
After walking up the stairs to the top floor, after passing a long corridor, the staff came to the room at the end and knocked on the door: "Principal, I have brought Zu An."
"Let him in." A formulaic voice came from behind the door. Even so, the unique and rhythmic voice was enough to make any man dream about it.