I hurriedly woke them up and told them that I heard the sound of a helicopter. The deputy captain cursed: "What the hell, even a fish is here to eat. Let's open the mask and eat the fish. We won't leave it to them."
So the three of us sat on the ground, eating grilled fish, and waited for each other. After a while, more than a dozen planes from the other side arrived, and they all hovered near the monument, and their personnel began to land one after another. After a while,
After the plane left, a man with a higher military rank among them came over and said in foreign language: "Ah, my dear friends, are you having a picnic? The smell makes me salivate." The three of us actually had a surprisingly tacit understanding.
They all pretended to look at the man with puzzled expressions. The other man shook his head, called for a translator, and said: "We are here to join you to fight against terrorism. From now on, we will be allies." The vice-captain pretended to suddenly realize.
, said: "Ah, I've finally waited for you. Didn't I say that you came with five hundred people, why only a hundred people?" "That's because we are pioneers, special forces. A large number of Marines will come later.
." "So that's it. Then we can rest assured. We are worried about insufficient manpower and insufficient firepower. Do you have any battle plan?" "Oh, my friend, don't worry about the battle plan. Let me introduce the others first.
Allied personnel, this is from... (a thousand words are omitted below)".
The vice-captain smiled and kept repeating: "It's a pleasure to meet you. Where did you die, local lost loach?" After the introduction, the other party started to complain that our monument was not good-looking, the material was not up to standard, and our armor looked like the ancient cavalry. Suddenly.
, the other party said boldly: "I have heard for a long time that the Kung Fu of the Song Dynasty was great, and I have always wanted to learn from it. I wonder if you can compete with me today. If you feel that it is unfair to fight one by one, you can join us together." The translation is waiting for translation.
I took over the message: "I just happened to be full and have enough strength to stretch my muscles. Do you want to eat some grilled fish before starting? It's better to lose and say that you haven't eaten enough." The vice-captain grabbed me and said, "Are you going? Are you sure?
"?" "No." "Then you are trying to show off, let me do it." "I can't be humble, see how I can fool him." The mountain team member also looked at me thoughtfully, smiling meaningfully.
After a moment, I also responded with a raised eyebrow, which I learned from the locksmith.
After the translator finished listening to what I said to the other party, the other party immediately took off his shirt, revealing countless strong muscles and dark chest hair. It looked disgusting. Unexpectedly, the other party also said: "Everyone
We are all witnesses. We are discussing normally at this time, and no one is allowed to help. The medical soldiers have prepared the first aid kit and three stretchers."
I also took off my armor and put down my backpack. After thinking about it, I still didn’t take off my undershirt. The mountain team member joked: "Big and small, if you are not sure, I will fight for you. Although your arms are a little muscular, they are not as good as ours."
It's still 93 billion light years away." I replied: "Low-key, low-key, I know that your IQ is higher than 130, your strength is stronger than that of a tiger, and your agility is better than that of a giant civet cat. I'll let you take a look this time.
My special skills." After saying that, I walked into the circle formed by everyone. I could hear that many people were mocking me, some thought I was definitely doomed, and a few wanted to see if I looked like Bruce Lee.
I can fight. When I heard this, I suddenly wanted to tease them, so I suddenly shouted: "Ah, fight!" The foreigners were shocked and exclaimed: "Oh!"
The opponent smiled contemptuously and started to attack. The opponent's straight punch speed was only about 0.13 seconds, and it seemed to be extremely powerful, at least a punch of 600 to 700 kilograms. I secretly thought, this guy couldn't have been a professional boxer before.
, but his leg skills are also very superb and very flexible. Most people really can't beat him. Unfortunately, in front of me, a person whose body has mutated, his movements are completely like slow motion, frame by frame, changing.
In other words, I could predict and dodge in advance before he made a move. The dodge rate was as high as 100%. With audiences from many countries watching and satellite live broadcast, we "fighted" for nearly three minutes.
During this period, I didn't throw a punch or a kick, and I dodged the whole time. Until the opponent was so tired that it took a second to punch, and his breathing began to become chaotic. I was still around him. The vice-captain and the mountain team member kept laughing.
, but I could see that their weapon safes were all turned off, probably because they were afraid that the other party would suddenly fall out. At this time, the vice-captain said to me: "I'm almost asleep. When are you going to fight back? Or do you have different talents?"
, can only hide." I stepped aside and asked in foreign language: "Should we take a break?" The other party seemed very angry and unwilling. He said: "How about we try weapons, bayonet versus bayonet?
I smiled and said, "Soldier, our weapons are used to defend our country, not to fight with others. We are not here to kill. We are open, tolerant, and love peace."
No matter who of us lives or dies today, does it make sense? We are just serving as cannon fodder for a few people who seek power for personal gain. Should we be responsible for the misfortunes of those who have passed away? We should let the few initiators take responsibility." The other party expressed his expression.
There was a slight change, and I said: "I'm sorry for not respecting you before. I can't care about the life or death of the rest of you, but as long as we are here, no one can hurt you three." I smiled: "Then we might as well go.
Find some poppies or something, and then destroy them." The other party laughed: "Brothers, let's just pretend that we are on vacation this time. Their grilled fish is very fragrant, so let's catch some game to try."
Watching the group of people hunting and catching fish with great interest, the three of us discussed whether to toss with them until the end, or to leave early and join the captain. After discussing for a while, the vice-captain and the mountain team member decided that the captain and the other five
The team members are fully capable of fighting a long-term guerrilla war. Together with this group of people, we can also observe some abnormal situations. After thinking about it, it’s not a big problem. Anyway, we just need to stay vigilant at all times.
Later, we walked along the river casually. Plants and people need water anyway. When we had nothing to do, we caught fish, snakes, and other things. It was just such a muddle. After three days of peaceful coexistence, everyone seemed to be relaxed.
I breathed a sigh of relief, and I didn’t wear armor either, just to save energy. When everyone was free, they performed dances from their hometowns, sang songs from their hometowns, and performed boxing, kicking, and wrestling. There were many others.
After all, everyone was busy comparing fighting skills. The mountain team members watched enthusiastically and even performed a thumbs-up for everyone. The foreigners who originally thought I was a Frankenstein were all stunned and expressed that they would go to my university if they had the chance.
Song exchange study. The vice-captain smiled and expressed in fluent foreign language that Song Dynasty is open and tolerant and loves peace. We welcome all capable people with common ideals to come and communicate. But I feel uneasy because my well-developed hearing makes me feel uncomfortable from time to time.
I heard the faint sound of gunfire coming from the distance.
In the evening, the person I was competing with suddenly came over to chat with me and brought me a can of foreign beer. I took a sip and it didn’t taste that good. It wasn’t as good as my Da Song Green Island beer. He invited me to be alone.
Chat and take a walk. I left the camp with him with a beer, went to the river alone, and asked him if he had anything to say alone. The other party hesitated for a while and said: "It would be great if humans had no borders." I
I touched him with a beer and said in foreign language: "If you have something to say, just say it. You have to face what you have to face." The other person sighed, took a sip of beer, and said: "The top is leaving.
According to the details of our garrison and deployment, I am afraid that other forces will attack you, most likely mercenaries. If they use heavy weapons, it will even affect soldiers from other places. Although our beliefs are different, our positions are also different.
, but equally, I am neither a murderer nor a war machine. I have grown up reading superhero comics since I was a child. My childhood dream is to maintain world peace. Over the years, I have killed many cruel and inhumane people.
evil human beings, but I think they deserve their punishment, and I am doing the right thing." At this point, he took another sip of beer and continued: "When I received the mission, I was wondering why I was in this place with
You are enemies, but as a soldier, I just obey orders. The duel with you that day was planned before I came here. I planned to make you lose face and retreat in despair. In this way, my mission is completed, and
I won't provoke conflicts between our two countries. After all, I don't want to be a thug for a few people who seek power for personal gain. But the actual situation is completely beyond my imagination. You only have three people left, and we also have people who are not under my command.
During the duel with you, I can feel that you are not a killing machine. When you get back, you can leave and withdraw. Your mission has not been completed yet? If you stay any longer, I will not be able to control the situation."
I smiled: "Thank you for the reminder, we will leave here right away, but how should you explain it?" The other party smiled: "The feet are on you, you discovered the abnormality and ran away, I tried to catch up, but
It’s too difficult to track in the forest, so I didn’t find you.” I smiled and said to him, “You saved us, you are a kind person, and Jesus will be with you.” The other party also smiled: “Actually, I
I also saved the people who were about to attack you. When I saw your armor for the first time, I understood why you dared to leave only three people. I grew up reading superhero comics. When I saw something like this
Armor that looks like anti-iron armor, don’t you have any points in your mind?” I raised my beer and started having sex with the other party. Then I said: “I hope you have the opportunity to come to our country for exchange and study, and I will demonstrate the power of this armor.
The official kind." The other party held my hand tightly and said, "I don't hope that one day we will meet on the battlefield, but as friends." I suddenly remembered something and asked:
"I forgot to ask you for your name." "We have very few names and the repetition rate is too high, so I will give myself a new name - Sima Danghuo Mayi." I was stunned for a second and then said with a smile: "