Even if any of Mu Su's companions were present at this time, they would do their best to stop him from doing this.
But unfortunately not.
This also destined these notorious students to be forced to listen to Mu Su's heart-to-heart talk.
Mu Su started talking: "I have a friend..."
"Uh...you were telling your story just now, right?" Thorny Freddy shouted.
Mu Su covered her ears and listened to the ringing of the bell: "I thought of a better story, so I'll change it, can't you! Then go run on the playground!"
Freddie remained silent, and Mu Su continued: "My... friend once had a low point in his life. At that time, he felt that he was worthless. He tried his best to find his own advantages to avoid death, but there was no
.He can’t find his good points.”
"This low period lasted until he was in his 20s... 20s."
It had been so long that Mu Su couldn't remember clearly, so he continued talking casually.
"After graduation, he joined an iceberg organization. It's the kind of iceberg that is 99% hidden underwater. At first, he just worked as an ordinary clerk, handling things that didn't even require signing a confidentiality agreement. Then... I seemed to
Digressed?"
"It's a long run, and it has nothing to do with hygiene." Freddy drawled.
Mu Su sneered: "Do you understand the prelude? Do you understand the foreshadowing? When you poop, you pee first and then defecate. When have you ever seen someone pooping first and then defecating? Don't you know this common sense?"
"Sorry, I all came out together."
"That means you were in a hurry to poop. So the two of you were in one at that time."
"What is two-in-one?" Freddy sat up slightly, feeling that he was coming into contact with a new field.
Musu looked well-informed: "It means the front and back spurt together. There is also a word called the Holy Trinity. A friend of mine once got drunk and applauded for love with a girl. Then when he was about to cum, he came on top
Squirt together below and behind——"
"Teacher, please end this topic."
A cold, crisp, and extremely penetrating voice sounded.
It was Alessa who spoke.
Mu Su coughed lightly and then remembered that there were still minors here: "Monitor Arale is still young and not suitable to listen to this. We -"
"My name is Alessa, teacher." Alessa interrupted Mu Su unceremoniously again.
Mu Suxin said how she exudes Shi Qi's three-no character.
At this time, he really wanted to play the "Okay Arale, yes Arale, no problem Arale." joke. But since he was trying to get close to them now... so Mu Su maintained the greatest degree of restraint.
After thinking about what he had said, Mu Su continued: "In short, after that, he finally discovered his own strengths, so he began to like visiting cemeteries and walking in cemeteries. He liked it there, not because it was quiet, because everyone had died.
Everything has its own place. But...he is stronger than them all! They are dead, but he is still alive!"
"He was loyal to speaking to the dead whose lives were engraved on their tombstones. He would say to a dead folk leader: 'What is more important than prestige? It is living.' He would say to a dead singer: 'What is more important than prestige?
What's more important is the surge in popularity? It's not dead yet.' He would say to the dead director: 'Is there anything more touching than parallel montage? It's still breathing'."
"Although my friend ended up miserable in the end. So miserable that he no longer admitted that living is an advantage... In short, this is what I want to say. If you want to live longer, you must avoid getting sick. If you want to avoid
If you are sick, you should pay attention to personal hygiene. This is the basic situation."
After speaking, Mu Su pushed up his non-existent glasses.
This is not part of the Transparent Bridge plan. But the theory of Transparent Bridge can be applied to it: to draw closer to each other through heart-to-heart conversations and exchange of inner thoughts with students.
At least he succeeded in getting Alessa to speak.
After the story was told, the classroom remained silent for a long time.
"I think you should sit down there." It was chatty Freddie who broke the silence.
Mu Su ignored it because he suddenly felt that the corpse of Blazing God in the front row was a bit annoying.
What's the point of putting a dead body in a sacred classroom?
But he couldn't encourage the students to eat the Blazing God's corpse, because it was too limitless.
In the end, Mu Su called the sports committee member Lao Shao Murderer, and together with him, he lifted the body of Blazing God downstairs and threw it into a pond in the woods.
The body floated up and down, gradually leaving the shore.
If Blazing God knew that I couldn't bear to have his body buried in the wilderness, he would definitely be happy to bury me in water too.
Mu Su thought with a forced smile, seeing the corpse floating away.
"You are probably the most agreeable teacher I have ever seen." The spoon murderer next to him said. This guy who has a vicious look when he knocks people is actually quite emotional at this time.
"Of course. How can other teachers compare with me?" Mu Su Aoran. "What are the other teachers like?"
"Just like you, he's dirty and has weird names. But he'll be dead within a day of playing."
"Okay, let's go back. Those guys don't know what the trouble will be like if I'm not here." Mu Su said.
By the way, he lowered his head and looked at himself. He was wearing the same outfit as in the main world, which matched the "dirtyness" described by the Spoon Killer. As for the weird name...
Mu Su thought he was talking about players who had entered the dungeon before?
You can talk to Transparent Bridge so that you can take credit and reward.
Hmm... first think about what kind of reward you want. Let Transparent Bridge learn Spider-Man and perform a show of spinning silk from its butt?
…
"...that's what it is!"
In the office, Mu Su revealed all the information revealed by the Spoon Killer.
"Compared to this, I'm still in class now..." Transparent Bridge was not surprised as expected.
"I let them study by themselves."
"Are you sure they don't understand self-study as free activities?" Sniffing the fragrance on the side squinted his eyes.
Mu Su, who assumed the role of teacher, defended like a calf: "They are just a little naughty, but in fact they are not bad in nature."
"You are the only one who thinks so..." Wen Xiang complained helplessly.
"Hey, it's not important." Mu Su, who was led astray, forcibly corrected the topic: "About the fact that other players have also entered this dungeon——"
"I knew it earlier..." Transparent Bridge sighed softly.
"Eh?" Mu Su was stunned.
"Miss Huakou told me before, and I have explained it to you again."
"Why didn't I know!" Mu Su's eyes widened.
Transparent Qiao's face was expressionless: "At that time, your eyes fell on the eight-foot girl."
"Ah...hehehehe, is that so..." Mu Su scratched his head and giggled, gritting his teeth secretly in his heart.
Damn... I can't see the transparent bridge spinning silk from its butt...
When Mu Su returned to the classroom, there were still 10 minutes left before get out of class ended.
I don’t know what to do, and my days feel like 10 minutes in a year.
"Ah, it's so boring..."
Mu Su was lying on the lectern. Suddenly he turned his head and looked at the clown.
"Joker, come and perform an entertainment show. How about exploding on the spot?"
