Form: The main body is a carved dark wooden chair. "Satan" will appear on the wooden chair. The form varies from person to person. The most commonly known forms currently are: goat, pig, and human male.
Containment/Destruction Procedures: Contained in Containment Room 3, Area C7.
Level: 06 (research value) yellow (the communication is offensive, but it is not harmful in itself.)
To launch 575 related test projects, level 04 blue or 04 red or above is required.
There are no level restrictions for participation, but assistance from the 05 Licensing and Protection Group is required.
describe:
First discovered in 1934 in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK. A perfect chair that no one cared about at the flea market (it was originally shabby, but was traded in 575, changing the shabby to perfect.)
A local resident spent a lot of money to buy it back (it was originally picked up, but was traded by 575, and was changed to cost the price of a planet. It was rejected. It was changed to cost a big price.)
On that day, residents discovered the purpose of 575 and used it for private purposes. When ofTum agents came to the door, the owner was already dead.
Detailed description:
ofTum575 is a carved dark wood chair made of white birch. The chair itself has no characteristics and can be damaged. The scars all over the body also prove this, and 575 cannot be repaired. It is not clear whether 575 can repair the wood through trading.
chair.
Anyone sitting opposite the wooden chair will trigger the appearance of 575. Non-intelligent creatures are not included. Interestingly, during an experiment, an orangutan successfully exchanged a handful of bananas, but it is not clear what price it paid.
Except for the person opposite the wooden chair, no other person, creature, or device can observe 575. Only the person concerned can see it.
In subsequent animal experiments, it was recorded that an accident occurred in 1962-F, resulting in the death of three 08s and one 06. At this point, all animal experiments were terminated, and the animals participating in the experiments were detained and observed. And the goal of re-participating in experiments needs to be calculated in weeks.
observation time.
1962-F-1
We didn’t find anything strange about this chimpanzee. Maybe Satan doesn’t understand the language of the “orangutans”? Or maybe his thoughts were misunderstood by the orangutans? ——Dr. Peters (06 Cyan)
When damaging the wooden chair of 575's body, 575 will be forcibly summoned, but he has no ability to stop it. 575 can only conduct transactions, but cannot do anything else, including moving the chair.
575 will trade with anyone. The transactions are not of equal value, and they can only trade objects that belong to themselves or are related to themselves.
List of known transactions so far:
family
pet
life
organ
industry
life
Knowledge
memory
For 575, the evaluation value depends on the importance of the target. But most of them are not equal. The target can use relatives to exchange for its own life span, but if the target does not value its relatives, even if the whole family dies, it cannot increase its life span by a few minutes. This is
The rules apply to other areas, such as scholars' knowledge. Unfortunately we cannot observe how 575 strips these after the transaction.
But it can be determined that at the end of the transaction, the experimental individuals paid the price they should have paid in the transaction.
All in all, 575 is only interested in the part of you that is important to you, and will greatly reduce the price of the other parts to a blank page, and spit on you very rudely.
From 2008 to 2009, ofTum575 was moved to the canteen of District C7, and the committee encouraged to use some worthless things to find 575 in exchange for worthless things.
You bastards, stop fucking coming to me to trade for a cup of coffee or a Coke! - ofTum575(Satan)
In August 2009, 575 was relocated to the containment room due to a price increase.
[Related Experiment Records] [Expanded]
【1934】【Unexpanded】
【1935】【Unexpanded】
【1936】【Unexpanded】
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【2013】【Expanded】
Observation Record A
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ofTum-575-A-1【Expanded】
Method: normal
Tester: 10-7262 Chinese, male, 21 years old. No special history.
"Should I go up there?"
[Sound of current]
"No, 7262, your chair is the one opposite."
"My name is [DATA EXPUNGED], can you please stop calling me that string of numbers?"
"Okay, 7262."
[7262 rolled his eyes and sat in his seat]
"What did you observe?"
"A...goat?"
"What does it look like?"
"Uh... spiral-shaped horns, black hair... it spat at me again! And it talked!"
【7262 wants to leave the location】
"Calm down! It can't hurt you. Now follow the previous plan and state your request."
"Okay...Okay, let me try. I think this sheep is laughing at me...what?"
"what happened?"
"It, it says it's called Satan."
"Ignore it and continue trading"
"Yes... I want a copy of The Three-Body Problem."
[A few seconds of silence, 7262 is listening.]
"Satan said... I need a finger in exchange."
"Refuse, ask second question"
"No, I don't want the three bodies anymore. I need...an iPhone 4...it wants me to give my kidney in exchange."
"Uh... That's really a bad taste. Refuse and move on to the third question."
"I don't want it anymore, I want to..."
【7262 makes dodge action】
"What's wrong 7262."
"It called me a bitch, spat at me, and then disappeared. There was a banging sound effect."
"I understand, you can leave your position."
575's patience is limited. In past experiments, 575 often disappears when a transaction is proposed for the third time. Unless a transaction is successfully conducted, 575 will change its attitude towards the target based on the value of the transaction.
According to the current observed records, 575 possesses sufficient intelligence.
ofTum-575-A-2【Expanded】
Method: normal
Tester: 10-15247 Chinese, male, 32 years old. Has a history of drug abuse.
"I need drugs!"
[Sound of current]
"What did 15247,575 answer?"
"I need drugs!"
[An accident happened, and everyone present heard Satan’s furious voice.]
"Don't get me any more of these selfish, penniless, consumptive ghosts with nothing but a few years to live and no fucking internal organs!"
Note 1: You can rest assured that it cannot harm us.
Note 2: We encourage those who trade fantastic objects, such as a goat with eight eyes, a planet as big as a fist, a house with quark units, and transforming the moon into an extraterrestrial survival zone. But we do not encourage those who exchange
Personal items. For example, a talking inflatable doll, meeting the dead, an iPhone 8, Steve Jobs’s soul, and life span.——03 Committee Group
Note 3: The person who wants Steve Jobs’s soul is either Bill Gates or the director of Apple—Dr. Cecil (05 cyan)
Note 4: You guessed it.——03 Committee Group
Note 5: Some old diehards have suggested to us that the ofTum575 file should not be such a joke. We humbly accept it, but ofTum does not need to be lifeless. We can make some jokes about some relaxed ofTum projects such as 575. ——03 Committee Group
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Note 152: We regretted it, this is the last note, don’t add any more!——03 Committee Group