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07. Sun Mukong makes trouble with the spaceship

"Mr. Musu...are you okay?"

The believer subconsciously asked, then suddenly came back to his senses and remembered Mu Su's character...

"You go ahead, I have other things to deal with."

The believers left immediately and did not give Mu Su a chance to be mentally polluted.

A wise choice.

Mu Su did not believe in evil and chose a new target: to follow a male believer all the way to the bathroom.

Pushing the door open and stepping in, he saw the compartment door closed, and the sound of people taking off robes could be heard from inside.

Mu Su was gloating that his poop fell on his robe, silently counting in his mind, and staring at the door panel as if practicing perspective.

An unspeakable sound sounded continuously. A few minutes later, the sound of flushing water was heard, and a figure arranged his robe, opened the door and walked out.

When the male believer saw Mu Su leaning against the wash basin, he was startled subconsciously, bowed and prepared to leave.

"You were inside for a total of five minutes and forty-one seconds."

Mu Su's cold words stunned the male believer who walked to the door.

"For the first 40 seconds, you were taking off the obstructive robe, and for the next 196 seconds, no sound was heard. When the total time reached 400 seconds, there was a sound of falling water and a muffled sound that lasted for 10 seconds. There was no sound for the next 100 seconds.

At the 511th second, the sound of putting on a robe and flushing water came from inside. It took a total of 541 seconds until you came out."

Mu Su's black eyes were sharp and he spoke coldly.

"What?" The male believer was stunned. He didn't react and focused on the wrong point. "And what you're talking about has been nine minutes in total..."

Mu Su lost his composure and asked him blankly: "Isn't one minute a hundred seconds?"

"no."

Mu Su's face was distorted. Damn it, ancient Babylon, integers are so good, no one should do base 60.

The male believer noticed something was wrong and asked cautiously: "Is there anything else you can do?"

"Of course." Mu Su patted the male believer on the shoulder and said in a lewd tone: "Try Kaiselu, it's the best choice for constipation! Of course, you can also drink more water."

The male believers fled in a hurry.

After harassing several passing believers one after another, Mu Su finally gave up on this method of "showing talent through the ability to observe details."

He looked melancholy and hummed a sad and sad song to find Joyce.

"Don't ask me where I come from~My hometown is far away~Why do I wander~Wander far away~~~"

"A very sad song..."

A slightly familiar voice sounded from behind, and the girl found him somehow.

"I... created a song because I missed my hometown too much."

As soon as he started talking, Mu Su changed his tune temporarily. Anyway, except for some covers of songs, most of the music was lost to everyone.

It makes sense to copy in various ways in a world that is different from before, right?

"Father, you are very talented..." the girl said softly, with complicated eyes.

This father's cry made Mu Suji'er stiff, and he suddenly felt that it was not unacceptable for a daughter to be born from the sky, especially...

The soda-toned girl's fair and almost transparent color is completely different from her own paleness. The red mark on her face has not dissipated even now, as if the tattoo added a touch of strange beauty.

He struck while the iron was hot and showed off: "I can also improvise, listen up. These legs are long and thin, just like this chest is big and round."

"How about it."

A blush rose on the girl's cheeks: "Father, please respect yourself."

The girl respects Mu Su very much, but Mu Su has been thinking about how to trick her into sleeping with her.

"I have always respected myself." Mu Su touched the girl's shoulder and looked like an old father. "Daughter, what is your surname?"

The girl took a step back to keep her distance and bit her lip gently: "I don't have a name."

"Then let's call you Ai Li." Mu Su opened his arms and rushed towards the girl. "Daddy's good daughter——"

The girl longed for Mu Su's hug, but her intuition told her that such a hug was not right. So she took a few steps back to avoid it.

Mu Su was very disappointed. This daughter who was born from heaven was not very well-behaved.

The girl was also very disappointed and unwilling to lose the opportunity to get along with her father. She thought about it and suddenly raised her arms to hug Mu Su.

The unfamiliar breath penetrated her nose, and an extremely warm and solid feeling came to her heart. The girl closed her eyes and quietly felt the beauty of this moment.

Mu Su didn't think so. His arms were tightly bound, and after struggling for a while, he sadly found that he couldn't break free.

What's going on...Have humans evolved to this point? In a few hundred years, will a newborn baby be able to throw me over my shoulder?

After a while, the girl let go of Mu Su who had eyes wide open and wanted to die.

She was a bit shy, and her skin had an exciting rosy color.

"I'll show you around." After the hug, the girl and Mu Su got along much more naturally.

Just as he was about to refuse, Mu Su's expression suddenly changed. Was there any opportunity to take advantage of him? So he quickly nodded in agreement.

The girl was in a happy mood and introduced to Mu Su along the way, while also mixing in some private information about nature's teachings on truth, kindness and beauty.

Mu Su didn't listen to a word, he was only thinking about how to take advantage.

The girl was eager to get to know Musu. After introducing the Natural Church, she began to ask about personal matters.

"what do you like--"

"****." Mu Su replied decisively.

"--food……?"

"Uh...as long as it tastes good." Mu Su blinked dryly.

The girl became distracted, probably thinking about what **** was.

To the federation, she is a black person with no identity, and naturally does not have such a convenient thing as vision.

Mu Su followed patiently for more than ten minutes, and finally found a handful of bananas. He broke off one and ate it three times. Mu Su suddenly ran forward quickly and rushed into the corner.

Sticking to the wall, Mu Su threw the banana peel to the corner and waited quietly.

As long as the girl comes over, she will fall down if she steps on a banana peel. Then she will stretch out her hand like that——

Footsteps approached, and a figure appeared from the corner.

The visitor has a tall figure, and tight trousers outline the perfect shape of her legs.

Chen Yue appeared here for some unknown reason.

Her short boots stopped in mid-air, she slowly retracted them, lowered her head to look suspiciously at the eye-catching banana peel on the smooth ground, and then raised her head with a strange look on her face.

"Who would step on such a stupid thing?"

"Entrustment fee!" Mu Su's eyes suddenly turned red.

"You...okay." Chen Yue had no choice but to transfer the remaining 500,000 credits.

Mu Su couldn't help but be happy: "Thank you, boss."

Chen Yue shrugged: "It's just a week's pocket money."

Mu Sudeng stood stunned on the spot.

"What... what... one... a week's worth of... pocket money...?"

Fortunately, he was always happy to be satisfied. He stared at the account balance in his field of vision and smiled stupidly.

Looking at his face, Chen Yue's bright smile gradually disappeared, and she sighed with guilt: "I'm sorry..."

Mu Su suddenly pricked up his ears

What woke him up was not Chen Yue's self-blame, but another burst of footsteps outside the corner.


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