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0. Squirt and fuck without a mistress

I didn't want to continue the quarrel and just secretly hold grudges, but in view of the fact that some people in the Heroineless Bar (stop calling me a map bomber) are too shameless and have caused trouble to my daily life, including but not limited to:

He started hacking me on Zhihu, scolded me in the book review section, went to pirated websites to complain (yes, they really did this), searched for my black history, joined groups and posted pornographic pictures before reporting them myself, etc.

So it is necessary for me to tell what happened here.

Popular science: One of the characteristics of non-heroine books is that they don’t read books with female protagonists and ambiguous plots.

Now that the popular science is over, let’s get into the main text.

To ensure authenticity, the following content is not subjective

On the 26th and 27th, three posts appeared on the No Heroine Bar, all of which were for demining purposes, namely: Don’t read this book since it has a heroine.

Then there were a lot of recoveries in the posts, most of which were vomiting emoticons and thank you posters for reminding me. I found out about it on the afternoon of the 28th, took a look at it, and replied two times. Because it was just an ordinary demining post, I just felt uncomfortable.

Ten minutes later, a reply with the interest of a map cannon appeared. The original text read: It's normal, those group of private parts animals can't get it in reality, so they conquer all kinds of women in fantasy.

As you know, I am the most stingy person. I have no reason not to come back when I get trolled, so my reply is: I looked at the gender, no wonder, it is really a shame for human beings to have something like you.

After that, people in the heroine-free forum went crazy and started posting posts to discuss it, including one who was digging up history.

After arguing for a while, I was banned in the name of "personal attack" (that map cannon is still alive and well)

You know, the best way to add fuel to a fire is to silence someone.

So I immediately fired a map cannon that was highly targeted but had a small range.

This is the title of those three days:

41. Creatures are based on reproduction. If you feel sick when you see a female protagonist, there must be something wrong with you.

42. This is a disease, it must be cured

43. Happy National Day everyone (except for the bar without a heroine)

So the No Heroine Bar was in trouble again. Bar friends who didn't know the truth heard from rumors that "we are demining, and this author will look for trouble when his book is delisted." So he ordered and collected everything indiscriminately, and cursed in the forum.

spray

The loudest ones are, "We are scolding you in a small circle. Is there something wrong with you?" "Is there something wrong with complaining about a book without a female protagonist?" "What's the problem with us just ordinary demining?" "Let's say goodbye."

All my books are fine, so I just found this little author."

In order not to be subjective, I will not make a personal evaluation.

We have been arguing for about two or three days, because there are always some brainless friends who come to the book review area to comment on something they hear from hearsay (you who have been following books should know this), so I borrowed an account and opened a post.

Titled: "[Discussion] I am reasonable and you criticize others. I am criticizing others and you are reasonable. Okay, now I am reasonable."

You can directly copy it and search it on Baidu, where you will find the whole thing, the cause, the process, and the result.

I thought that after they finished posting, they could be reasonable. After all, you were the first to complain, you were the first to scold, and you were the first to fire the map cannon. Why did everyone say that I was the one who fired the map cannon? As a result...

…The replies are unsightly. Forty percent of people don’t read the full text, 40% of people are trolling, and 10% of people are watching the fun.

Oh, another thing to mention, after this post was posted, the account I borrowed, the second account I borrowed, and the third account I borrowed were all sunk. The reason was that it caused a war, and then the post was also set to a mode where replies cannot be floated (even now)

There are four posts attacking me)

If you don’t know much about this forum, just know the following: they criticize all books with female protagonists, but the degree can be mild or severe. The least severe ones are just sending a few vomiting emojis and being disgusted~ (If you go and read it,

You can see that many books by great and small gods are being sprayed on the homepage)

The following content is an excerpt from the speeches of high-quality baristas in the hostessless bar (no one was banned due to personal attacks and insults)

7th Floor, Cult Boss: It’s dirty, it’s dirty, we just don’t like those people who forcefully add emotional scenes if they can’t write it well, can you please go through the rules with your brain, are you Angelica’s, shrinking your head, gibbering?

You stayed up most of the night. If I hadn't had insomnia, I would have spoiled you and wouldn't let you go. What, are you??, thank you.

On the 9th floor, the cult boss (yes, it’s him): Thank you. No one among us will scold you for having a son without being a piyan. Why don’t you join the army if you are so passionate? You will definitely get out of here. I beg you not to mess with me.

Something to make your father worry less (this person will soon appear on Mu Susu’s death list)

Building in the building, Fallen Star Sea Spirit: Why do you deal with them? Someone will take care of them. It is very simple to create a small account in the post bar. I don’t dare to come during the day, but I came at this time to take advantage of my time. This is the first time I saw someone biting someone.

Striped.

13th floor, Yi Feng yy: What is different from your concept is that you have a mental problem. At least you can’t control others if they don’t get married or have sex with each other. But bigamy is a crime, and being a scumbag is a scumbag. What’s your position in criticizing others? I used to

I didn’t participate in the matter and don’t understand, but now it seems that you are looking for trouble. That paragraph is not specifically referring to you at all, but to your own glass heart (the strongest whitewashing words: that paragraph is not referring to you at all. In fact, my map cannon is also

Not referring to you)

15th floor, Yi Feng yy (why is it you again): Some fans feel that they are the truth when they tout them. Also, changing the title and opening a map to criticize people is really lo.

21st Floor, Cult Boss (cnm): Anyway, I don’t care, if you tell us we will talk back, why should I believe what you say, thank you so much, I stayed up in the middle of the night and posted to fight, you said it is your business

, I feel wrong and I scold you, is it wrong?

Floor 29, the commanding heights of the struggle: It’s not over yet (?_?) Is this a new trumpet? The author likes to wash the floor so much |?w?`) (I want to pull this out specially. This person does not have a Qidian account, so I am looking for someone

I borrowed an account to come to the book review area

They trolled me, and I don’t know what they heard, and even spread rumors like “the author posted a post to troll us, but unfortunately it was deleted”. So why did I pull it out? Because the owner of the account came to me and said she didn’t know about this kind of thing.

Let me delete the post quickly)

Floor 41, non-attack 1: Who knows who you are? Stop looking for presence. Go and say that without a heroine is a **. What’s wrong with you? I am a girl who likes to watch movies without a heroine. You still do it?

Are you complaining about us seeing a heroine? Open your eyes and see, this is a heroine, don’t you know what it means? Why should I criticize you? I should beat you.

The post is two to three hundred pages old, and there are many replies that I won’t take screenshots of. All in all, none of the friends (except for those who eat melons) have read it carefully, and none of them are sensible. They are just mindless comments.

So in this case, I don't care about politeness or quality. If you criticize me, I will criticize you. It's very simple.

By the way, let me focus on naming the small bars and bar staff in the hostess-free bar. They may be too idle, and they set the pace. What about "this author comes to the post bar to troll friends" and "this author opens the map cannon"

"Trash everyone", or open a post and take screenshots of everything I cursed, but none of them (yes, they really did that), and all attempts to reason (and troll)

All level 1 alt accounts have been banned.

To be honest, I originally planned to ignore this shit and just bitch it in the title during the holidays. But I just checked Zhihu and saw a new prompt. No heroine bar actually went to answer "How do you evaluate "Staring into the Abyss" on the Internet?

"The questions include answers such as how I troll people, how I shamelessly advertise, and how I take advantage of the popularity of Qingye and Thriller.

The basic situation is like this (pushing the non-existent eyes)

Ah, wait a minute! In order to prevent people from the heroine forum from making excuses again, I will sort out the questions now. If you still say the above-mentioned things, wait to be laughed at.

Q: We are just doing ordinary demining. What’s the problem?

a: No problem at all. Did I address the issue of demining from beginning to end? What I focused on was your criticism of me and my book.

Q: We are just discussing in a niche circle. If you come here to complain, aren’t you just looking for trouble?

a: I don’t know how to reply to you... Do you mean that I’m going to pretend not to see it?

Q: There are so many great and small authors that we criticize, but you are the only one who is causing trouble.

a: Then you are very proud? I am looking for trouble because I am petty.

Q: If you open a map and criticize everyone for not having a female protagonist, do you have the qualities?

a: To be reasonable, I scolded you for your arrogance, criticized your treason, and map-cannoned for your temerity. You were banned for fear of my reply. I opened a small account to be reasonable and continued to be banned. More than 200 replies were not touched.

Brain. With all due respect... Let’s not talk about whether it’s a map cannon or not. You give people the impression that you are radical, violent and unreasonable.

Q: Both sides are at fault, why can't they be calm?

a: I feel calm. Isn’t that post calm enough? What happens next? A group of people attacked and insulted me personally. The bar came and banned three of my borrowed accounts. Now you tell me how to be calm?

I guess I have nothing more to add.


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