"The ravine of the times stands in front of everyone. The main mission that has not been updated for a long time is like the carrot of Damocles, hanging under everyone's crotch. Blazing God's heart gradually sank. Could it be that he guessed wrong-"
A deep voice slowly echoed in the room.
"Holy shit, I thought it was the system narration." Lord Grim jumped in fright, and then he realized that Mu Su was dubbing the voice.
Chi Shen also helplessly held his forehead. But he had to admit that he was really thinking that just now.
Did I guess wrong?
"The Carrot of Damocles... I know what the Sword of Damocles, the Sword of Cantilever, Carrot... are?"
Wen Xiang is a good girl who always asks questions. If a nurse from the hospital was present, he would stop her from asking at the top of his lungs.
Unfortunately not.
That day, the men here finally remembered the fear and pain that Mu Su had once dominated.
Musu didn't give them a chance to stop him, and started talking eloquently. He looked as if he had talked about it countless times before.
Mu Su cleared his throat and spoke slowly in a low tone like telling a horror story: "I have a friend who heard a method called Weiju when he was thirteen years old, which involves inserting a stick or something like a foreign object into the back door.
, it is said that as long as the stimulation is strong enough, you can experience ejaculation without masturbating."
Jun Moxiao had a puzzled look on his face, Chi Shen moved his butt uneasily, and hesitated for a moment, wanting to stop Mu Su from talking. Wen Xiang was amazed at the scale of these words.
"Why do we want him to continue talking? This has nothing to do with the progress of the game, right?" Lord Grim suddenly interrupted.
"What's the matter? I think it's quite interesting." Wen Xiang, who was sitting on the table, cupped his cheeks and listened with interest.
Finally gaining an audience, Mu Su's excitement was indescribable, and he could no longer control his deep voice. He said with joy: "You know at that age, young people who are ignorant and have just experienced the joy of masturbation will not be able to stop the car.
.When I learn that there is a better way, I will definitely try it out. So, my friend went to the supermarket to look for suitable props."
"He is still a little clever. When he selected carrots and a small bottle of olive oil, he did not take these two ambiguous things to check out, but bought a bunch of meat seasonings and piled them together.
Checkout. It's like he went home and had a barbecue in his ass."
"Of course, the other things are of no use at all, and he won't actually make barbecue, so he just throws them away. You have to sigh with emotion when teenagers become interested in a certain kind of visual object. The enthusiasm and efficiency that erupts. Back home
He cut the carrots into short sticks, ran back to the bedroom and locked the door. Then the kid covered the carrots with olive oil and slowly sat on it——"
Feeling thirsty, Mu Su stood up to drink water, then remembered that this was a game, sat down again and continued: "Then there was nothing. No pleasure, no ejaculation, only pain. It was like there was a fist-sized piece of shit stuck in it.
It’s like it’s in the butt and can’t be pulled out. But to be honest, I still feel a little bit when I take it out, that sense of accomplishment of excreting a big line.”
"Finally, his mother asked him to come downstairs for dinner. The kid managed to take out the carrot that was stained, greasy, and smelled of shit, and hid it in a pile of dirty clothes at the foot of the bed. After dinner,
He goes to find that carrot again...You know, young people are always full of fighting spirit and are unwilling to give up even if they are frustrated."
Lord Grim began to become restless, as if the carrot was under his butt. Finally he gritted his teeth and stood up instead of sitting down. He said, "I remember this game has banned word detection, why can he do it without any
Speak out your concerns! Beep! I can’t!”
Smell the fragrance and eat the potato chips I found somewhere.
"Do you understand the art of language?" Mu Su glanced sideways at Lord Grim: "Can't you accept this? The terrible thing happened later - he found that the thing was gone. When he was eating dinner,
The mother took all the dirty clothes to wash, a pile of dirty clothes, and a shiny, smelly carrot. There was no way the mother didn't see it."
"This kind of thing is indescribably terrible."
Lord Grim's Adam's apple twitched.
"You see, Lord Grim understands this deeply."
"put……"
"This friend of mine has been waiting under the dark clouds for several months." Mu Su interrupted him easily: "Waiting for his parents to scold him. But they never made any move, not at all. Even now he has grown up.
Now, the invisible carrot is still hanging on his crotch, spending every Christmas dinner and every birthday party. Every time he spends Easter with his children, that is, his parents’ grandchildren, at home.
During the Easter egg hunt, the ghostly Damocles carrot was right behind his butt.”
"But even if he dies, he will die with uneasiness. Because that carrot is still somewhere, maybe in someone's heart, and maybe it will be passed down. Even if it has long since rotted into soil."
"And this." Mu Su said in a low voice, concluding this wonderful story: "This is the allusion of Damocles' Carrot."
The room fell into brief silence.
"You are so fucking crazy!" Lord Grim suddenly stood up, broke the silence, and roared at Mu Su.
For the first time, it was not blocked by banned word detection.
Mu Su's face was full of shock: "How do you know! Did the hospital send you to arrest me? Humph, I knew you would not be willing to let me escape. Let me tell you, I will never tell you that it was Dington who killed me.
I release..."
"You can play with this lunatic if you like, I won't do it anymore!" Lord Grim interrupted Mu Su with an angry roar, covering his buttocks with his hands intentionally or unintentionally, and rushed out of the door.
"Hey, I'm a psychopath, not a lunatic. A lunatic and a lunatic are not the same thing -"
Bang——
Lord Grim slammed the door, and the loud sound of the door closing shook the whole room.
"That's what you mean." Musu finished his words angrily.
The room was quiet for a while. Mu Su blinked and turned to look at the other two people: "Then let me tell you something to lighten the mood? The nickname given to me for being able to make up little angels is well-deserved."
"Cough cough cough cough cough..." Blazing God coughed violently like asthma.
Wen Xiang also handed the bag of chips to Mu Su, hoping to block his mouth.
Mu Su quickly took it and was about to say thank you when his nose suddenly felt itchy. He took a few short and rapid breaths, raised his head and grinned——
"A sneeze!"
Mu Su sneezed heavily and rubbed his nose. Fortunately, there was no mucus. He handed the potato chips to Wen Xiang with a bit of embarrassment. He looked sincere, as if he didn't mean it.
"No... no need, I'll give it all to you." Wen Xiang came to his senses in a daze and shook his head in refusal.