"If~ I can catch the moon. I will use crayons to draw the momentum of the Milky Way~"
Humming something softly, Musu followed Yinghua leisurely from a distance.
Outside the passage window, the Great Red Spot of Jupiter is like a cloudy eyeball, staring at two insignificant spaceships stagnant in the vast starry sky.
Sakura in front turned into the tavern, and Musu walked slowly and continued to hum.
"Goodbye, Mom. I'm going to sail away tonight. Don't worry about me. I have a happy and wise oar. When you wake up, don't tell others. I'm rocking the moon boat and sailing across the Milky Way.
"
Walking into the tavern, Mu Su's humming was shattered by the exciting heavy metal music projected on the screen.
Yinghua stood next to Levi, as if she had just said something to the boy.
One thing is that the two of them, both with black hair, look like siblings when they stand together.
"Then Levis, I'll leave it to you." Yinghua walked towards Musu, patted him on the shoulder and passed by.
"Where are you going?" Mu Su looked suspicious.
"Go and explain that your companions are calling for help."
Mu Su's pupils suddenly shrank, and he put his hands to his mouth and shouted: "Don't let them come up!"
"Got it!" Yinghua left the tavern.
Mu Su turned around and saw that only he, Levis, and the old bartender behind the bar were wiping the wine glasses.
Dead eyes fell on Levi: "What do you want to learn?"
Levi blinked: "Can you do that again?"
"Are you coming again?"
Mu Su sighed, and without waiting for Levi's answer, he put on a look of death and said in a sinister manner: "Even if we go bankrupt, we will never accept everyone -"
"It's not this...it's your fighting skills."
"Tsk, I didn't tell you earlier." Mu Su broke away from his dying look, his eyes suddenly opened, and he looked behind Levi's in surprise: "Yinghua, why are you here!"
Levis quickly took the opportunity to remember Mu Su's demeanor at this moment——
Mu Su maintained his position for a few seconds, then returned to his original state, muttering something like "It's a big loss if this kind of stunt is taught to others."
And Levis didn't seem to appreciate it: "Conspiracy and trickery...can this be considered a battle..."
Mu Su looked up and down at the young-looking Levi: "Do you want to be a professional fighter?"
"Um."
"Where do you rank among Europa?"
"... not popular."
"You haven't participated in the competition yet?"
"Sister Yinghua just sent me to the high school combat team."
Mu Su waved to Levis and asked him to follow, walked to the bar and sat down: "Thank you for a glass of orange juice, and the bill will be credited to Lina."
"I want a glass of orange juice too, Uncle Ender." Levis said politely.
"I'm not going to treat you, I'm telling you!" Mu Su subconsciously covered his pocket and yelled, then looked Levi's up and down and said: "Then in your eyes, a real battle should be like what's on the screen, no strategy, punches to the flesh,
Until one party falls?"
"Um."
"It's nonsense." Mu Su dismissed it. "What is your purpose of becoming a fighter?"
Levi's seemingly indifferent eyes suddenly shined like stars: "I want to fight, and I want everyone to know me!"
"Your appearance as a passionate young man gave me goosebumps." Mu Su rubbed his arms, as if he really had goosebumps. "Then what do you want to achieve? Just an ordinary battle?"
With that said, Mu Su pointed to the two sides in the projection arena: "Can you know the names of these two supporting players?"
Reeves replied: "Johnny Hammer and Hodder Scissorhands."
"..."
After a few seconds of silence, Mu Su continued as if nothing had happened: "Maybe you can know their names, but the others -"
"Clown Owen, Dirty Pigu, Sissy Smedley—"
"That's not the point!"
Mu Su interrupted Levi angrily: "The point is that if you want to be famous, you need to show attractive characteristics and be famous."
"Hmm..." Levis nodded, Mu Su was indeed right about this.
Realizing that Levi's was not as easy to fool as other naughty kids, Mu Su quickly got to the point: "I won't teach you fighting skills, but I will tell you how to win and gain fame."
"What should I do?"
"Have you ever heard of trash talking? Using words to harass the other party to make the other party lose their temper." The leader among them, the trash talk master Mu Susu said proudly: "This allows you to defeat the strong with the weak. Remember,
This is not a conspiracy, this is called tactics."
Levi nodded with understanding.
"Then you have to create an attractive enough image, or persona, to be honest. For example, a foodie or a poisonous tongue. People always like to see this, and it can make you famous."
Levi's, who has not been contaminated by outside information and is relatively pure, wonders: "Why does this make people famous?"
Putting two glasses of orange juice in front of him, Mu Su took a look and continued: "Have you ever heard of Lord Mo Xiao, the Thunder Hand?"
The ignorant Levi shook his head.
"Yin Yang Fist Transparent Bridge?"
Levis shook his head.
"The ignorant Blazing God?"
Levis continued to shake his head.
"Transparent people smell good?"
Levi finally revealed the discouragement he should have at this age: "I don't even know him."
"So who is the person you remember most deeply?" Mu Su asked.
Levi almost didn't want to think about answering: "Leslie the Mighty!"
"What are his characteristics?"
"72% super high winning rate and arrogance..." Levi's eyes suddenly lit up: "I think I know what you mean!"
"Boys can be taught." Mu Su nodded and looked at the ring: "Then let you experience the former for yourself, and you have to find the latter by yourself."
In the end, if Mu Su wants to teach the naughty boy a lesson, he will charge tuition.
He picked up the cup and drank it all in one gulp, wiping the corners of his lips, Mu Su stood on the ring with a proud expression.
"The game begins." Mu Su shouted, and then approached Levi's.
Levi's worked really hard to absorb the skills taught by Mu Su, and looked behind Mu Su with a slightly unfamiliar look: "Sister Yinghua, why are you back?"
"You're going to use what I taught you against me?" Mu Su sneered while twisting his wrist.
Levi's was silent for a moment, then stared at Mu Su and said, "Do you only have three seconds?"
Mu Su suddenly became panicked, blushed, and defended loudly: "You, how can you insult someone's innocence out of thin air! What three seconds... including taking a shower and before--"
Bang!
Mu Su lowered his head in confusion, and placed a fist on his lower abdomen.
"Why are you so fast and strong?" Mu Su said in confusion.
"You can't survive in a garbage dump without speed and strength."
After a pause for a few seconds, Mu Su showed a pleased smile like an elder and patted Levi's black hair: "You have already left the army, and I have nothing to teach you anymore."
Levi stopped his hand and stepped back, bowing sincerely to Mu Su: "Thank you for the knowledge you imparted."
Mu Su waved his hands carelessly, walked out of the tavern with a smile on his face, and disappeared at the door.
"vomit--"
The next moment, the sound of painful retching could be heard outside the bar.