Chapter 163 Extra Story: It is recommended to skip
Chapter 163 Extra: It is recommended to skip
ps: It is recommended to skip it. I wrote 7k words and entered the dark room. I had no choice but to write the side story to get full attendance. The fun article has nothing to do with the main plot.
Maybe it's a daily routine someday.
Apart from research, Youye had nothing of special interest other than Su Yao.
Research, because the 'love game' is too difficult to understand. Even if You Ye is interested in it, it starts to become more and more annoying.
Things that don’t have any clue are just annoying!
As for the eldest brother, because he had disguised himself too many times, he was finally discovered. The punishment is that he is not allowed to be too close in the recent period.
Although it was allowed to sit on his lap and watch TV together, Yu Ye was unhappy.
Human beings have five major physiological needs. Youye just has a little more basic needs than humans. It is correct and pertinent. That's right.
and--
You Ye also heard even more unhappy words.
The eldest brother always thought that he couldn't hear what he was saying when he hid in the toilet. In fact, he heard everything about spending most of the money to aid the female human who quit.
That human being is too strange.
It was obvious that my spirit was more than just a collapse at that time.
Why is the matter now entangled again with another momentum that Yu Ye can't quite understand.
You Ye seems to understand.
She wanted to take advantage of her elder brother's guilt and restore the relationship bit by bit.
Those things don't matter at all -
You Ye never regarded her as a threatening enemy from the beginning to the end. Anyway, You Ye will not reform you until you die of old age.
If my eldest brother asks, that’s...
"I'm sorry, big brother, Youye doesn't know why she can't activate her cells."
"Pfft - Yuye seems to have suffered internal injuries due to excessive use of his abilities and is about to die."
"But as long as I'm with my big brother..."
Yes, not only did they not save him, they also whipped the corpse.
What a fun plot.
Human programs can always come up with such wonderful things, and the word whipping corpse makes Youye happy when she thinks of it when she is about to die.
But such thoughts should not be known to the elder brother.
Back to business.
The reason why Youye likes live broadcasting is not that just because she is in a daze, many people say "so cute" and reward her. She doesn't want money.
If you want money, buy stocks.
Ever since he lost money in the stock market for the first time and almost went back to the sewers with his elder brother to pick up garbage to eat, Youye hated the rules that deceived him.
I worked hard, and then I cheated those people hard. I made a lot of money.
Money, no interest.
Only live broadcast.
Every time I see those strange and unfamiliar words in the barrage, I will ask them.
[Why is Yuelun still being whipped to death? How miserable!]
I learned how to whip the corpse from the barrage.
When the show started today, You Ye remained silent as usual, just staring at the barrage with his big pupils.
【awsl】
【Ah ah ah, angel, another angel’s gaze~】
【www, my stupid hair is standing on end! 】
【So cute, I really want to take it home...】
【···】
The meaningless barrage made You Ye frown.
"Say fun words to Youye!"
Give commands to the phone screen.
【So cute~】
【I can see my wife every day, I am so happy~!】
[Hello everyone, I am Youye’s dog, I am new here, please take care of me!]
[You have to add a serial number in front. I am the 1663rd Youye’s dog. I am your senior.]
【···】
It's so annoying, these people are not obedient at all.
[By the way, will my wife play with the King of Pesticides? 】
[Don’t even think about taking my wife to play this crappy game, a rubbish game!]
[How can this be a rubbish game? Everyone in it is talented and speaks well. There are countless jokes about Wang Dongge. I like it very much~]
【···】
King of Terriers?
Even if the barrage slides rapidly, Youye can still accurately capture these two words.
"Is it called King Pesticide?"
You Ye asked numbly.
[No! No, my wife, don’t play that, come play Genshin Impact!]
【Genshin Impact? Dogs don’t even play!】
[I think the picture quality is not as good as Super Mario.]
[I am a daily promotion assistant, a daily promotion for a healthy life. Have you made a promotion today (dog head saves life)]
【···】
Ignoring the spam barrage, Youye found the game and downloaded it.
She is not curious about the game at all.
I just want to learn more interesting words.
I get excited when I think about my elder brother's expression when he sees strange words coming out of his mouth again. Hehe.
Download the game Youye and register an account.
‘Welcome to King Pesticide——’
As soon as I entered Youye, I felt something was wrong.
After playing for a while, I realized that it was all human and machine. That kind of weird and regular movement.
How can there be any good words for computers?
You have to meet human beings.
Rank?
“How can I meet a real person?”
Yu Ye asked.
Seeing the barrage saying that you can buy an account, Youye studied it carefully for a while, got a lot of cute awsl, and bought one of the most expensive accounts.
【My wife is a rich woman! I am proud!】
[Wife, even if you are so rich, you still can’t stop me from having sex with the captain even if I only have one meal a day.]
[Lick~You Ye’s 1777th dog report.]
【My legs are going to die if I can’t see my wife for a day, ahhhhhhh!】
【······】
You Ye completely ignored those barrages.
Logged into the game using the purchased account.
‘Dang!’
‘Congratulations on being the strongest in the national server this month——’
"Um?"
You Ye didn't pay attention to this at first, but suddenly found that there was an ugly earthy yellow logo in the corner that was different from the other cool icons.
‘Elementary glory, the 100th day of the winter market.’
Yao?
Although I know that I have nothing to do with my elder brother, I still feel unhappy.
Why are there beautiful icons under other words, but there is such an ugly icon under Big Brother’s name?
At one glance, Youye fell in love with this hero.
Talking too much.
Youye turned off the game music directly.
The whole live broadcast room started watching the mute loli anchor + silent game.
Now comes the hero selection interface.
Floor 1: Damn it, this fifth floor is the boss! I met him a few days ago, and four teammates from Ma De Shunfeng voted directly!
Floor 2: Is it true or false? How about this one? (Funny, jpg)
Floor 4: Fight hard and don’t show off.
When Youye saw someone grabbing the button, she pressed it directly, but no one paid attention to her.
The first floor helped the fourth floor get support, the second floor got the warrior, the third floor got the jungler, the fourth floor got the mage, and the fifth floor——
"when!"
You Ye will only choose Yao.
Looking at the unsightly modeling above, she frowned again.
Bring the notebook over.
"Holy crap, is the boss so confident? Just like this?"
"Is there a host on the second floor?"
"Hey, listen to me, there seems to be a loli anchor on the fifth floor who just got out of the game..."
"I'm the anchor. Whoever plays this show will wait and see."
“···”
The real actor, the one on the first floor who made the noise at the beginning, said nothing.
He just wanted to act, so he casually said that he had never seen the fifth floor before.
However, he actually saw that the anchor he was following in the push, the recently popular loli anchor Yuye, happened to be the one playing his game.
If you don't give her the pot, you'd be really stupid if you take 2,000 yuan happily.
There are fools like this who just buy high-end accounts just because they have money. It seems that their accounts are saved and they can make another profit.
Youye didn't pay any attention to this.
The more she looked at it, the more she felt that the modeling was not good-looking enough. She found a blind spot that no one else could see, and the tail was exposed from the cat's tail and extended backwards, and she was typing on the keyboard.
Even her teammates didn't give way to her when she entered the game.
Looking at the map, Youye knew that it was similar to the game she played with her big brother before, which route was divided. But she didn't care about it at all.
"Holy shit, my blue! Brother, you are really going to lose your account if you play it like this!"
“···”
"Holy shit, my red! What else should I play with?"
“···”
"No, why are you eating mine if you leave the bottom lane alone? Forget it, you are the boss, you are awesome."
“···”
Originally, my teammates were still thinking that this person might really be the boss, so they gritted their teeth and swallowed their anger, preparing to finish the game before reporting it.
But gradually they realized something was wrong.
"The old master opposite seems to be Fulai?"
"I'm watching the live broadcast, that's right, and their jungler is Hua Hai!"
"Damn it, the shooter and assistant on the opposite side are both professionals!"
"Is the mid laner an actor?"
"no···"
"The mid laner on the opposite side is also a professional..."
"How could this be the boss's bureau! Damn it! I was cheated!"
Except for the real actors, everyone else was confused and furious.
[Dear Summoner, the system is being upgraded, please wait patiently.]
However, the jungler gets easily excited and feels like he is going to kill the class solo, and the system is stuck.
When he looked back, he was already dead.
The mid laner who came to support died because he died.
"Fuck! Why are you so sweet and so crazy?!"
“···”
You Ye is still playing silent games.
While playing, I remodeled ‘Yao’.
The face should look like this.
Are clothes better armor?
wrong.
Big brother likes legs, black stockings and white stockings.
panda.
The panda cannot be big, it must be a small pudding.
Then put on socks.
The retouched big brother's face.
[Dear Summoner, the system is being upgraded, please wait patiently.]
Keeps stuck.
Several teammates have broken through the defense.
'The enemy has been killed——'
'The enemy has been killed——'
'We've got the tyrant!'
'Snatched the master!'
‘Domination of the wild area*9’
‘The Jedi Counterattack 1%.’
“···”
"???"
The jungler who originally wanted to hang up, went to have a drink of water and came back to think about whether he still wanted to fight, at least to defend his reputation points.
After the fight, I must report this director severely.
When I came back, I was stunned.
This is···
Own side 16.
Enemy 10.
Tailwind?
Look at the panel again.
?
In a little more than 10 minutes, Yao's economy is 3k more than the opponent's maximum of 8k.
But none of my teammates, including my own poor 4k, had any.
Take a look at the chat history of teammates.
What?
The dominant tyrant has robbed them all?
With a healing sun?
What a joke!
Looking at the perspective of Yao controlled by Youye, he suddenly got stuck again, and then began to feel that something was wrong.
Why does this Yao look a little strange? When did the brave skin come out? It’s so ugly.
——
Sweet headquarters also exploded.
"What's going on?"
"No, I don't know! Suddenly it was hacked, and then the hero Yao's model was changed again."
"How is it possible to change it while playing the game!"
"That's the problem!"
Programmers are about to cry.
How did I know there was such an awesome person!
"Stop the server quickly and wait until some inscription fragments are sent to compensate."
“I can’t stop!”
"What do I want you to do!"
"This hacker is like a ghost. He can't be caught no matter what. Our computers were almost hacked several times just now."
He didn't dare to say that it was still the result of physically unplugging the network cable.
Otherwise this building will be destroyed.
But the strange thing is that the other party seems to just want to change his appearance.
I didn’t turn on any plug-ins or do anything else. I just changed the hero’s modeling.
So much fanfare...
Declaring war on penguins?
But the aesthetics of this big guy always feel weird. How could there be such a female hero...
That's what he thinks.
But the artist doesn't think so.
"genius!"
"Why can't you idiots think of a hero who likes to dress up as a woman?"
"Transvestite is a thing that can be enjoyed by both men and women!"
"Hurry up and work overtime for me to get some skin!"
"Leeks, cut them hard for me!"
"Come on, charge hard! Hehehe, it looks like I can cut another wave of leeks..."
“···”
The game still has no choice but to continue.
Because I have bumped into too many great people and even professions, many people come to Youye’s live broadcast room.
I soon discovered that the hero Yu Ye used seemed a bit weird.
But they are all regarded as junk warrior skins. They are really sweet. The skins come out really fast. Fortunately, I don’t have any money.
I saw three people squatting at night.
Everyone thought Youye was going to die, but Youye suddenly turned around and deceived the Bull Demon's ultimate move.
Then the jungler and mage tried to fight hard, but found that they couldn't understand Yu Ye's damage at all.
This hero meow has just come out, how can someone play so smoothly!
"This Yao should be here to play."
Fulai, who had been stuck with basic attacks all his life and toying with his opponents, was full of health this time. He first battled wits with the air and got out of the big dodge, and then displayed a wave of exquisite basic attacks between two bushes.
Being shown to death alive.
The two key teammates who came after hearing the news were exchanged for resurrection armor with famous light-speed swords, and then for blood hands, and then...
Looking at the economy again, what kind of devil is this?
I changed it like this for you in 16 minutes, and you still have money to pretend to be Liushen?
Looking at my teammates, well, they are all desperately poor.
In this battle, Youye became famous.
Then because Su Yao also knew about this, he stood in the corner all night.
——
I woke up from the dream.
Just a daily fantasy.
Su Yao understood that this kind of thing no longer exists.
A world where no one exists.
I really want to disappear——
I turned over on the wall and saw a petite figure curled up.
This is not a good night.
“···”
Just a pitiful existence.
But I am absorbing the warmth of this existence and pretending to be.
The lies now seem to have become truth again.
In order for what once existed to continue to exist, it must be like this.
Sometimes I ask, does this really make sense?
Yes.
Even if I die, I don't want to die with such sad and painful memories.
That's fine, just keep it to yourself and be the gatekeeper.
May you be well in your next life.
My words...
Whatever works.
"Senior..."
The petite body seemed to be awake, staring at itself dimly for a while, and then came closer.
"Did you have another nightmare?"
"Why don't you hold my hand?"
"If you find it unbearable, just hold me."
“···”
"I like the senior. I am willing to be the senior's support."