Youye faced the shopping guide without fear, "Please give this ring to Youye to try on."
"Ah? Uh..."
The shopping guide glanced at Su Yao and handed the ring to You Ye after receiving tacit approval.
"Hmm."
Youye tried to put the ring on her ring finger, going back and forth, "Oh, it looks just right."
"Huh?"
The shopping guide was stunned.
suitable?
Isn’t that thing completely mismatched in size? It’s so baggy and obviously half a circle too big?
"Brother, feel free to buy it. This one is just right."
Youye smiled lightly and turned around, "Youye is waiting outside for big brother."
"Wait a minute."
"Meow meow?"
Yuye, who was grabbed by her slender shoulders, turned around and made a strange sound again.
"Forget it, just wait for me outside for a while. I'll be out soon."
"good."
Youye went out without looking back.
Looking at the petite back, Su Yao looked at the ring in front of the shopping guide, "Help me wrap this up."
The thought I had just now was that I might as well ask Youye to buy it here together.
To be honest, Youye doesn't care about the so-called face of human beings at all.
Su Yao didn't care, but what he had to consider was whether this was too casual for You Ye?
I mean, I just bought them together when I met them. There is no sincerity at all.
You can't let Youye be herself on the one hand and treat her casually on the other.
"It's packed. The total is 19,190 yuan."
“···”
After paying the bill, Su Yao always felt that the phone seemed a bit flat.
What I bought was just a very ordinary silver ring with a few diamond particles embedded in it.
Youye was still at the door, and Su Yao chose to put the small box into his pocket.
"Crack."
Lighting the cigarette, he put on his usual gentle attitude and said, "Is everything settled?"
"If the eldest brother also wants to give You Ye another ring."
But Youye didn't answer at all, "Youye shouldn't be the same type as my sister."
"Of course that's impossible. I will buy it with sincerity."
etc.
It seems like there is something that you have overlooked?
"Everything has been taken care of. You Ye has nothing to be busy with now."
"Big brother, do you want to play with Youye?"
"Why didn't you see your sister?"
"Are you having trouble because of what happened on the 16th?"
"Slow down, slow down, the questions will come one by one."
"Brother, go buy squid tentacles for You Ye to eat!"
"ah?"
Before he could react, he was already being dragged towards the pedestrian street by the petite body that only reached his chest.
After walking leisurely, I finally stopped in front of a Teppanyaki stall.
"Shu Shu, Youye wants ten skewers of grilled squid, medium rare."
"Mere rare?"
The stall owner was stunned, "Little girl, eating undercooked squid tentacles will cause diarrhea. And it's not delicious."
"Can't it be medium rare?"
"that···"
"Can't it be medium rare?"
Staring at her with innocent eyes like a lolita.
"Well, it's not impossible if the guest really wants this..."
"Okay~Thank you, Shushu."
"Uh-huh."
The uncle blushed a little.
This child is so cute. It would be great if I could have a daughter like this in the future.
He simply turned over the squid tentacles and unconsciously cast an envious look at Su Yao who was standing aside.
For this man, who is average-looking, to have such a lovely daughter, his wife must be very beautiful.
Really, why can I only grill squid here?
"Brother, let's go to the amusement park with You Ye."
With sauce still stained on his face, Youye suddenly looked towards the paradise where the Ferris wheel stood on the street.
"Amusement park?"
The box in Su Yao's trouser pocket was still poking at his leg. He thought for a moment and said, "Then let's go."
"Okay~"
"Big brother, why don't you eat this too? It's delicious, right?"
Even though it was sprinkled with chili pepper and cumin, the bloody squid tentacles were still handed to Su Yao's mouth, and he could only take a bite in front of a large crowd.
Many people around saw the picture of the cute Loli daughter standing on tiptoes trying hard to give her old father a taste of something she thought was delicious. The old father's face turned red and he leaned over to take a bite.
Wow, I feel so good, so loving.
"Gu."
Su Yao tried chewing it a few times.
Tsk.
It's actually not as unpalatable as I thought.
"Youye, your food appreciation level has improved."
Can't help but praise.
"?"
Youye said with a smile, "Youye actually thinks that it tastes as bad as [ ], but not as delicious as big brother's [ ]."
"Pfft, cough cough cough!"
Su Yao almost choked to death.
"?!"
People passing by and hearing it were shocked.
Such a young child——
Damn beast!
"Is Yu Ye legal loli?"
"Please don't look at big brother with strange eyes."
But this guy suddenly straightened up his small penis and faced a few young people beside him who were hesitating whether to call the police or not. "You Ye advise you to feed your juice to rats and stop meddling in other people's business."
"Stop it and leave quickly."
Su Yao smiled bitterly, pulled You Ye and left quickly.
It's not that I'm embarrassed or anything, I just don't like being looked at as a monkey.
"Brother, Youye wants to ask a question."
On the way to the paradise, Yu Ye ate the last string of squid tentacles and spoke.
"Just don't ask me any more nonsense about why I didn't go to my parents' wedding."
"Won't."
Youye licked the last bit of squid tentacles left, and then swallowed it into his stomach. "Youye wants to say, is it because the clothes Youye wears are all suitable for children, that's why he is regarded as such?"
child."
"Then if Yuye wears the same clothes as her sister, will she not be treated like a child?"
"Do you care about this? I don't think it's necessary. You can wear whatever you like. It's not for them to see anyway."
"Big brother, do you like Yuye dressing up like a child?"
Those slightly moist pupils were half serious.
"If you answer yes, I will be taken to the Inspectorate for tea. If you answer no, you should take advantage of the situation and cause trouble."
"Then all I can answer is -"
"What is it?"
You Ye narrowed her eyes and smiled.
"That one."
Su Yao stretched out his hand to caress her head, "It doesn't matter anything, as long as you can smile happily."
"Eh? You Ye thought that big brother would say it's best not to wear anything at all."
"?"
The smile on Su Yao's face stopped abruptly, "I shouldn't have answered you like this before, right?"
"That's because my sister asked the same question, and the eldest brother answered that it's best not to ask for anything. But Yu Ye just needs to giggle on the side."
"6."
"Why do you say 6?"
"Because I really don't understand why this can also find fault with me. With my brain capacity, I can only make a single 6."
"Hehe, Youye just thinks it's fun?"
Youye shook Su Yao's arm.
I took a picture of a queue of five or six people at the ticket office. Looking from a distance, there weren't many people inside.
Probably because today is not the weekend.
"Big brother."
While waiting in line, You Ye jumped in front of Su Yao and squeezed in. The person in front turned around and frowned, but when he saw You Ye said softly, 'I'm sorry, my eldest brother and I are together.'
He immediately smiled and said it was okay.
It can only be said that Yuye seems to be able to do whatever he wants without using abilities beyond ordinary people?
No, appearance and clear voice are also among the superhuman abilities.
"I told you, remember to wipe your mouth after eating."
Too lazy to think too much, Su Yao took out a crumpled tissue from his coat.
I'm embarrassed to say it, but I remember to fold it neatly when I took it out. I didn't know why it ended up like this when I carried it around.
"Well, because big brother will help you wipe it."
"What is this? A child?"
"Youye is just a child."
"Okay, okay, kids can be kids."
Su Yao dealt with it casually and wiped the corners of her mouth.
"Big brother."
"Um."
"Have you used the photo?"
"It's no use."
"Did you take it out for circulation and sell it online to buy a ring for your sister?"
"I'm talking about you!"
"How many are there?"
Just when Su Yao was about to speak, he realized that a seat was already vacant in front of him, and the conductor frowned a little impatiently.
"Excuse me, you two."
He quickly smiled apologetically and took out his phone to scan the code.
"One adult ticket is enough. Children under 1.4 meters tall are free of charge."
The conductor clicked a few times, and only the price of an adult ticket was displayed on the screen.
"Youye is not a child. Youye is over 1.4 meters tall."
Youye said suddenly.
"What?"
"Youye is 18 years old."
“···”
The conductor looked at it in surprise for a while, then turned to look at Su Yao, "Scan quickly, there are people behind you."
"You Ye is an adult, not a child."
“···”
The conductor ignored her at all and just smiled.
After waiting for Su Yao to pay and hand over the ticket, he turned his attention to the next person.
"Brother, it's so strange."
“Why can’t we charge more money, but humans don’t want to charge it?”
"It's too troublesome."
"But Youye is not a child."
"Then why do you care? Think about it this way, you saved me 50 yuan in ticket fees, so I can buy ten more squid tentacles."
"But Youye is not a child."
"It's no use being a repeater. Your tricks are useless only to aunties."
"Human aunt... so scary."
Youye said depressedly, "Brother, Youye doesn't want to play anymore, go home."
"That won't work. You've already bought the tickets, so it's not worthwhile to come in and leave."
"The eldest brother is willing to spend 20,000 yuan for his sister, but he is not willing to spend 50 yuan for Youye."
"Now that I have a little bit of money, please recall carefully how much balance I had when you first followed me, and I would give you a small amount of dried fish."
"My eldest brother has turned into a female human and started to go back to the past."
"I'm talking about you, I just wanted to say it."
Su Yao sighed, "I haven't talked about anything serious since we just met. Why don't you tell me what you have done recently?"
"It's so scary. Big brother is so controlling. Do you even want to know how many times You Ye breathes a day? Yes, You Ye breathed a total of 89,531 times yesterday..."
"Oh, it hurts~"
“···”
Youye's face is so soft that it's fun to pinch and pull like a rubber, and you'll fall in if you're not careful.
"Did Big Brother suddenly get mad at Yu Ye in a place full of humans? It's okay, Yu Ye doesn't care no matter where he is."
"Ahem, what are you talking about? No matter how you say it, I can't be in a place like this."
"There is a public restroom in front, no one is in it."
"Stop it."
Su Yao said seriously, "Okay, it's time to choose where to go."
"Big brother."
You Ye looked around, held Su Yao's hand with her small hand, and suddenly asked without a clue, "Humans say that pure oxygen is harmful to living things, and the unreserved truth will only break the human spirit." .A ratio of one to five oxygen and nitrogen is breathable air. Likewise, only by breathing a small amount of reality diluted with jokes can humans maintain a sound heart."
"What?"
"Youye is thinking, are there lies between the eldest brother and sister, or between you and Youye?"
“···”
To be honest, Su Yao unconsciously shook his little hand back at that moment.
"Hehe, it should be true. Because Youye often lied to big brother before. He still does it now."
"Now?"
"The photos were all stitched together by Youye using human AI technology. They were not taken by Youye himself."
"What a strange lie that is..."
Su Yao breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, "There is nothing wrong with what you said. It is impossible to hide anything between people."
"To be honest, sometimes in order to create surprises, such as whose birthday is coming, deliberately pretending not to know before saying happy birthday and sending gifts at the critical moment is also a kind of lie."
"There is something between you and me."
"But they are definitely not lies that will turn into bad things if they are known."
"Big brother!"
Before Su Yao finished speaking, You Ye already pointed excitedly at the two college-looking women waiting at the rafting project, "There are two female humans over there who are alone. Go team up with them and have fun." Send the photo to your sister!"
"ah?"
Inexplicably, Yuye pulled him over.
"Wow, what a cute little girl."
"Is this uncle's daughter?"
“···”
Su Yao vowed to go to the barber shop to trim his beard and eyebrows later, and then cut his hair.
Youye had a great time.
Rafting is.
Swaying from side to side, the weight of the four people was not equal at the four corners, so Youye secretly used her tail to exert force.
In the end, the hovercraft was not overturned, but was directly punctured by Youye. In the end, it overturned.
All wet.
After getting soaked, Su Yao realized that Youye had been prepared. Lolita was actually wearing a swimsuit with dead water underneath. She didn't care at all.
And he himself is miserable.
Even though he was wet, he had to be pulled to continue playing.
Are there a few rollers or floating boards on the water? In front of Youye, you are like a pediatrician.
But Su Yao followed and jumped. Just like the person in the show "Go to the End of the World", he stepped out excitedly. At the beginning, it was like that, and he slipped with one foot, which directly caused the whole audience to burst into laughter.
Haunted house.
“···”
"You're not afraid at all, are you?"
"It's so dark here and there are so many monsters. Youye is very scared."
“···”
No one can say that Youye can't be afraid of monsters.
After all, this guy was like a koala and hung directly on Su Yao from the moment he encountered the jet on his mouth.
Just treat it like that.
What's more bizarre is that a staff member pretended to be a character and grabbed Su Yao's foot in the dark. Su Yao didn't see it yet, but the staff member said in pain that he stepped on his hand.
Obviously... I haven't reacted yet.
Looking at Youye with his face buried in his arms, the skirt of that guy was swaying slightly, it was obvious that he had gone out for something just now.
When I was tired from playing, my clothes were half dry.
Of course, Youye took off her coat and gave it to Su Yao to carry. She just freely wore that swimsuit and jumped around here.
After all, it’s an amusement park with half a water park as its theme, so no one would say it’s strange.
"Brother, where do you want to go next?"
Youye pointed to the place where you can borrow clothes to take photos.
“Want to try on the traditional clothing of the Snow Country?”
"No."
Youye glanced at the white wedding dress in the corner that seemed to be blooming with light.
"Wedding photos..."
"Isn't it possible?"
"It's not impossible."
Su Yao walked over directly and asked, "Is there a wedding dress suitable for her?"
"Is this... this kid?"
"She is actually an adult and is my girlfriend."
"Ah, sorry."
The clerk said apologetically, "The smallest size currently in the store is the standard S, which requires a person of about 1.5 meters and a weight of about 100 to hold it up. I'm sorry."
"Look, there's no—um!"
Su Yao's expression suddenly changed mid-sentence, and he stared at the crowd for several seconds.
But he wasn't staring at anyone, just somewhere.
"Big brother?"
It wasn't until the soft voice was accompanied by the small hand shaking in front of his eyes that he came back to his senses.
"Ah, sorry, I thought I saw someone familiar just now."
"You want to take wedding photos, right? The request is very simple. I will take you directly to a place where wedding dresses are made. There will always be a shop that sells small-sized wedding dresses."
"If you go to a store like that without telling your sister, your sister won't be angry if you find out later, right?"
Youye blinked and asked.
"It shouldn't be... right?"
Su Yao responded with a dry smile.
“···”
But he didn't notice that You Ye deliberately passed by where he was standing just now, and instantly calculated where Su Yao was looking and took a look.