Chapter 269 Think of a way to hang you on the lamp
Chapter 269 Find a way to hang you from the lamp
You Ye met Xia Xianyue by chance on the pedestrian street.
"Why is sister so happy?"
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Xia Xianyue was startled by the sudden conversation. When she realized it was You Yehou, she waved her hands quickly, "Happy? Where are you? I'm almost bored to death."
wrong.
If you were stared at like this, you might be able to tell something about the situation in just ten seconds with your clumsy and exaggerated acting skills.
This was not the first time she had dealt with Youye, so Xia Xianyue quickly calmed down.
"Isn't it going well for my sister and my eldest brother?"
Youye stared at her straightly.
"I don't know... I encountered an unexpected situation."
"My eldest brother kissed my sister here yesterday. They kissed for a total of 33.26 seconds and touched her for 36.22 seconds."
“···”
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Look into a pair of pure and sincere eyes.
Being pulled forward, Su Yao sighed and could only let him follow.
"So big brother can take Youye home?"
"Big brother, do you want to say that Youye has become more slutty?"
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The latter was still laughing as if it had nothing to do with him.
"What? When..."
Mdzz, no, go find him!
"Big brother."
"Who made the mess?"
Nothing good!
"Ah, sorry, I said it wrong, it's five skewers and ten yuan."
"Don't move!"
"But even if the master doesn't say anything, I think she will definitely come to you, master, at night."
Swallow it.
The guy gently held Su Yao's hand with his little hand, "The eldest brother and his sister made a mess in the mall bathroom first, and You Ye didn't know about it at all."
here we go again.
“It’s delicious.”
"No, this is a bad thing in every sense of the word?"
Those two people...
After all, someone had to make contact first. Although she didn't know what Su Yao was thinking, after sorting out the clues, Xia Xianyue didn't think that Su Yao didn't have any feelings for that woman.
"Wait, why did you bring me to this mall?"
The stall owner's brain is a bit unable to keep up.
Absolutely impossible.
I don’t know how to describe the current scene in yl, it’s obviously in a shopping mall with lots of people coming and going.
"Big brother is blushing?"
"Just this."
Is it a subtle desire to win?
Men are all playboys!
Big pig hooves!
The stall owner asked kindly.
Just in time.
She pretended to be honest and took out her ID card from her skirt pocket.
"···Hello?!"
She nodded vigorously, "That bad rat said that if the next customer doesn't pay five more yuan for You Ye, he will arrest You Ye and imprison him."
"Sister wants to deceive Youye."
"No, because Youye had no repayment, so he could only be taken away voluntarily. Youye will also explain this when the inspector comes."
"Because it was so fragrant, I accidentally ate my brother's food."
You Ye said lightly.
"What?"
"Is one string of rat rats 6 yuan, and three strings 15 yuan?"
Being stared at in amazement by people passing by, Su Yao blushed and quickly pulled You Ye away from the street.
"Uh, yes."
"As for... you also know what happened between Ah Yao and I. I didn't expect to meet an acquaintance from that time and come out to talk about it."
Speaking of it again, it seemed that I had had an unpleasant encounter with her... well, he threw coffee in her face.
“···”
"Youye ate three skewers."
"Ah...it's really annoying."
"Let's keep playing."
Not long after I took the skewers out, I heard another customer coming from the stall owner.
"You—"
"Don't worry, there are no pinhole cameras here that ordinary humans are afraid of. Youye has already investigated in advance."
Wait.
"Then... two skewers of roasted potatoes and three skewers of roasted pork belly."
"Well, Youye wants to prove that what my sister can do, Youye can also do."
You Ye pointed at the squid skewers and said, "Well done."
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"That's it, Shushu can just charge the next customer five yuan more. Thank you Shushu~"
"Can you come out for a moment and meet me?"
"ha···"
"My eldest brother is a good person. Thanks to my eldest brother Yuye, I won't be captured by the bad rats."
What if, as You Ye said, they just hit a straight ball like that and Ah Yao accepted it with a smile and rolled together? After talking to You Ye again, they came to play with themselves together, but what if they were still in the dark?
?
The more I think about Xia Xianyue, the more I feel that it is very likely that it will evolve into this state.
"Come to big brother."
"The result was bad?"
"Then Youye only has 10 yuan."
"That's just a boring prank. You also want to take revenge on me, right?"
And she has no motive to doubt herself directly.
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"Is this a sin?"
"Holy crap! How is it possible to do business like this?!"
"I will be regarded as a lolita and spend three years in prison."
"That's what you look like now."
"Okay, got it."
"Big brother."
"What?"
"Are you kidding me? You know everything."
I just watched that little figure go away for a long time.
Su Yao touched his cheek awkwardly.
"Brother, don't worry. You Ye will take care of it *as much* as you want."
"Kid, what do you want to eat?"
"Can I charge you five yuan less?"
"It's 26."
"It's wonderful. Okay, Youye is going to start hunting. Just think about your own affairs."
"Zhushu, it's already medium rare."
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"Although humans have cleaned it up, there is still the smell of my sister outside and inside the door."
"Brother, it's baked."
"Um?"
"Ah, I...have nothing to say."
"Boss, get a bottle of Coke."
"You Ye has grown up."
"It's okay, it's okay..."
"relative?"
Be mesmerized by the soft, waxy and fragrant smile.
"How is that possible? You kid really are!"
"Youye doesn't understand what big brother is talking about."
"I have no idea."
"Vegetarian dishes cost three yuan a skewer, three skewers cost ten yuan..."
"this···"
"I don't think... five dollars is enough to drive him to commit a crime."
Youye walked straight to a stall.
"Five more dollars?"
Su Yao suppressed an almost convulsive smile and turned away, "It's only five yuan, so it doesn't matter."
"Come to the front?"
Before he could turn around, the hem of his clothes was gently pulled.
My best friend definitely can't do it. First, she has her own things to do and seems to be in the sweet period right now. Second, the matter about Su Yao definitely doesn't let her know how much someone is doing.
The stall owner quickly picked up the skewers, but the oil on them hadn't completely melted into the skewers yet. It was still dripping.
The men's room that I took Xia Xianyue to yesterday was empty again.
Su Yao looked at the skewer in his hand, as if, maybe, he had been cheated?
"Boss, how do you sell this bunch?"
Why do you feel like you have seen this kid somewhere?
She is also wearing a white dress and has a nice and cute hairstyle. She also looks very mature... Where is she from?
"The eldest brother doesn't want my sister to know what You Ye and his eldest brother did in the bathroom where my sister and eldest brother were in yesterday, right?"
"What?"
"What now?"
It doesn't matter, anyway, it's not me, Ah Yao can't do anything...etc.
After going out, Su Yao looked at her and always felt weird.
The stall owner looked at the basket and found that there were indeed two skewers missing, plus the three skewers that had been grilled just now were correct.
"Do you really want to be imprisoned by me?"
"——"
"Wow--"
"Can you please stop talking to me like this...I can't stand it."
"I don't know."
His cheeks bulged up like a hamster.
"Big brother paid five yuan for You Ye."
He took out his cell phone and called the number he found earlier.
But this guy didn't care at all and lowered his gaze.
Why do you want to have all these things?
Apart from this funny thing, there are obviously more important things.
"As compensation, I can only be taken back and imprisoned by my eldest brother."
"I've talked to Ah Yao. But... I really don't know if it's good or bad. I don't know how we're going to meet him by chance tomorrow."
"Court."
Su Yao didn't bother to delve into it, so he just let her wish.
——
"What? Well done?"
"In a sense, you are really scary."
“Didn’t you write that one skewer of vegetarian dishes costs 3 yuan, and one skewer of meat skewers costs 6 yuan and three skewers cost 15 yuan?”
"How is that possible?"
Someone had come in, and the sound of flushing water could be heard outside.
"Hello."
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But then again, doesn't this mean we can't stick together during this period? We still have to pretend.
"Um!"
"I really can't do anything about you, I have to be in a place like this."
"I'm sorry, I forgot to change the price just after the price increase. Vegetables are more expensive than meat these days. If I still sell them for 3 yuan, I will lose money."
"Big brother, can't you tell your sister? Youye will come back to find you secretly when your sister doesn't know about it. At other times, you have to pretend that Youye is also having trouble?"
"Thanks."
"right."
"Zhushu charges Youye ten yuan, and then charges the next customer five yuan more, so Shushu won't lose money."
Although it is not as great as Xia Xianyue's pressure.
Youye and Xia Xianyue left as lightly as yesterday.
"You guy-"
"Five dollars, take it home?"
Although he felt a little uncomfortable, Su Yao was too lazy to look for a place and just waited here.
"The master can continue to catch up now. Instead of being weakened by what just happened, her desire for sex has become even greater."
When he turned around, he found that he was looking at him like a little devil and smiling.
After saying these words, I saw Youye standing on the toilet lid and closing her eyes.
It should be fine, right?
"Isn't it right? Then you shouldn't go to the women's room?"
"Accident?"
"Fart, there is only a bad smell in the toilet. Stop making trouble and go out if you have nothing to do."
"Right."
"I haven't seen you for a while, and you've become a little..."
"What do you think?"
"Is this really okay with you?"
“···”
Look at Su Yao again.
"Okay."
"Well, just walk up to Ah Yao... and then what?"
The uncle looked weird and took out a bunch, put it on the grill, brushed it with oil, and flipped it over.
If there is a problem after selling it and eating it, who should the parents come to ask for explanation?
"Youye likes the taste of Shushukao very much."
"It will cause diarrhea if you eat it."
"No problem. You Ye has taken care of everything."
"Big brother, do you feel it?"
"This is no longer a time I understand."
But in other words, Youye's handling methods and Xia Xianyue's are completely different styles.
Only Su Yao was left lighting a cigarette on the spot and remained silent for a long time.
"Obviously Youye trusts my sister so much, but my sister still wants to play with Youye's feelings after eating it secretly."
"You Ye doesn't know what big brother is talking about."
Of course, Xia Xianyue wasn't confident enough to follow You Ye, she just said it was none of her business and kept her mind on it.
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"Right."
"Hmm... big brother's hands are so slippery."
"I want this."
Xia Xianyue looked away pretending to be regretful.
You have to find someone.
Seeing her petite figure submerged in the crowd, Xia Xianyue finally breathed a long sigh of relief.
Youye is still trying to learn Xia Xianyue's strengths.
They've all pretended to be so good that they won't be seen through at a glance.
She even licked Su Yao's hand, deliberately showing a dazed expression.
——
"Isn't it possible?"
"Right."
"With someone like You Ye who delivers it to your door for free, big brother will definitely accept everyone who comes."
"Yes. Human beings often say that the most advanced hunters often adopt the simplest way of appearing. Youye thinks it makes sense."
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"Wait a minute, can I take you back home with five yuan?"
Su Yao followed in You Ye's footsteps and came to this stall a little hungry.
The other side.
After speaking briefly, Xia Xianyue went to the designated place.
When I came back to my senses, the kebabs that were on the plate just now had been eaten by the loli in front of me.
"If you can't bear it, can Youye come and help big brother deal with it?"
"Aww."
Why are you suddenly playing Mission: Impossible scenes?
Okay, let's see how Ah Yao ends up.
Touch soft lips.
"Big brother."
Having said that, Xia Xianyue quickly changed the subject, "By the way, how does Xiao Youye plan to contact Ah Yao?"
"It's not overcooked, and eating it if it's overcooked will definitely cause diarrhea."
I started to hate children. I was told that eating them would cause diarrhea, so why didn’t I listen?
It just so happened that he and Xia Xianyue were in the same compartment.
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Su Yao couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed her soft cheeks.
"It's not like that. Youye has always been sq. But as long as you're with your big brother, there's no problem. There's no problem now."
Xia Xianyue was stunned.
I cursed a few words in my mind and felt a lot better.
Then the hands were placed on the body as a matter of course.
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"Because Youye wants to pee."
"This...can't be eaten directly? It's better to bake it again."
"Shut up if you can't speak."
"Are you kidding? How can you get out here?"
"Ah! Sorry, I was a little distracted."
"It's 21, right?"
She suddenly took the skewers in Su Yao's hand and put them all into her mouth.
"Wait a minute, the ones in the basket are raw, right?! Just—"
Su Yao pressed her shoulders, not wanting to continue.
"That's not the only thing you should be concerned about, right?"
“···”
"What the hell, the price went up even if I bought more?! I won't buy it."
"Crack."
"You can take Yu Ye home."
Then, it took several minutes to react.
I hesitated for a while.
"So, you underpaid for something and then got it from me?"
"I am just objectively stating the facts I have seen, and the master can use it as a reference. By the way, master, you yourself are not satisfied with it, so why bother?"
"However, my masters are very excellent. Four of them have a favorability score of 100 or above, and three others have a favorability score of over 90. The master does not have to worry about being dissatisfied with his sexual desires. It is gratifying."
“···”
Unable to help but think of something more troublesome, Su Yao gritted his teeth and said, "Is there any way to hang you bitch from the lamp?"