Su Yao grabbed her hand directly and said, "In other words, if you want to be walked like a puppy from now on, just say so. I don't mind walking dogs."
"Not a puppy!"
"Why would a puppy always want to be walked, so——"
"Chirp."
“···”
The moist feeling on my cheeks is fleeting.
I was kissed by a puppy?
"If you are a girl, you can be very bold sometimes."
She smiled shyly.
"So since you dare to do it, don't look around with a blushing face and care about other people's eyes."
"Ugh... I just can't help but not care."
Xia Xianyue tilted her head slightly (she had practiced it many times and was accurate to an octave error of no more than plus or minus one). Her slender black hair slowly slid down from her shoulders, and she fiddled with it with her white fingers.
A lock of hair.
This childish movement is full of female beauty, which makes people's hearts flutter.
“···”
And those obsidian-like pupils looked at Su Yao tenderly, as if they could see through him.
I was slightly poked at xp.
But that's okay.
Chandelier March*10.
Okay, get tough.
"If your cervical spine feels uncomfortable, move around more. Specifically, you can use your neck to draw the character "dung"."
“···”
That’s not a shitty word!
No cervical pain!
Why did it develop like this!
All the tricks are lies!
Then just hit the ball directly, go up and give him a big hug, take advantage of your chest like Xiao Wan said, and then do this and that!
"Then I'll leave first if I have something else to do. See you later."
"Ah good."
Xia Xianyue watched Su Yao turn around and walk towards the toy store, feeling a little lonely.
But immediately I started to feel a little happy again.
but.
None of the tricks I used were successful, but I made the cut.
Although I still don’t know the meaning of setting up tools that are not used at all, but I know that promotion means a higher degree of acceptance.
"···whee."
I laughed unconsciously.
In this case, when we watch a movie together later, we might not need any routine at all to hold hands or something like that. After all, Ah Yao said that if she wanted to be walked around like a puppy, she just said, Bah, that’s not a puppy!
···
Su Yao didn't think much about it. He said that she had planned this before she was promoted to a girl, but she had been doing other things and had no chance to tell her.
Just now, I just thought that I was slightly touched and said it accordingly.
Now we turn our attention back to the problem children.
"Hmm, You Ye also thinks that the length of this screw will directly affect the torque of the excavator."
"Wait a minute, you haven't told Grandpa Niu yet what the wild trigonometric function you just mentioned is."
"Oh, based on the Pythagorean theorem, we can infer that artificially raised Tojo chickens can capture wild trigonometric functions."
"That's right."
The shop owner looked like he suddenly realized something.
"?"
What is this talking about?
"Big brother is back."
Seeing Su Yao, You Ye ran over happily.
Then he sniffed Su Yao's clothes.
"what?"
Su Yao looked at her strangely.
"No smell of female human hormones."
"You Ye was just wondering if the eldest brother and the female human would start mating. Like in the animal world, there would be other males coming to compete for the right to mate. If so, You Ye would be ready to help the eldest brother. But as it turned out...
It seems that the female human is just in estrus, and the big brother didn't take the signal."
“···”
As soon as he said this, the old man looked at Su Yao and something was wrong.
"It's time to go home, see you uncle!"
Su Yao had goosebumps.
Is it possible that this will happen every time I see Xia Xianyue in the future?
"Goodbye, Grandpa Niu!"
You Ye didn't feel that she had said anything extraordinary at all, she just imitated Su Yao and waved to the shop owner's grandfather.
Education is always the top priority.
Um?
Grandpa Niu?
Forget it, whatever.
After a long period of work, another small episode occurred in the middle. It was already past twelve o'clock.
"Youye, are you hungry?"
"hungry···"
"Don't repeat words, hungry means hungry."
"Yu Ye is hungry."
You Ye touched her belly pitifully.
"Then do you think your performance today can still be eaten by dried fish?"
Su Yao asked.
"able."
"Um?"
"···cannot."
"Now review it and see what you did wrong after meeting that sister just now."
"Well···"
Youye seemed to be thinking seriously, and then came to the conclusion, "Youye shouldn't propose to let that female human mate with the big brother?"
"I told you not to call a female human. There is no such way in human society."
"Just like you call me big brother, wouldn't it feel awkward if you called me a male human?"
"But the big brother is the big brother, and female humans are female humans."
“···”
Be quiet first.
Su Yao lit a cigarette, "First of all, from now on, you can't say words like female humans, mating, reproduction, etc. casually."
"good."
"Then that sister just now, from now on..."
What will happen next?
Su Yao suddenly remembered that the excuse he had just given to Xia Xianyue was that You Ye was a child living nearby, but where did he get his residence?
In addition, I am afraid that I will spend more and more time with Xia Xianyue. If Youye stays with me, there will always be times when the secret is revealed.
I have to think of a way to make what I say about Yu Ye more real.
"Brother, You Ye is hungry..."
Youye beside you pulled at the corner of Su Yao's clothes, interrupting his train of thought.
“···”
"Then go home."
Su Yao put out his cigarette butt and took You Ye to the roadside to take a taxi home.
In the car, You Ye surprisingly stopped looking out the window. Instead, she kept peeking at Su Yao, as if she wanted to say something but couldn't.
Su Yao didn't ask, just sat in the car silently, went to the place, and then got on the elevator.
With a 'ding' sound, we arrived at our home.
Take out the ingredients you want to eat from the fresh room, wash them, cut them up and put them on a plate so that you won't chew them again.
"Isn't it Xiaoyugan?"
You Ye looked at the pork on the plate with a confused expression.
"Have you forgotten that I told you that there is no such thing as a small fish?"
Su Yao shrugged noncommittally, "At this stage, the best way for you to quickly correct your bad habits is to ban dried small fish."
"in addition."
"This is also the price you pay for doing 'bad things'."
Su Yao has been thinking, is it too childish to use this method?
But taking a step back to think about it, for Youye, who has not yet fully formed his three views and often listens to his own words, it is better to talk about so many great principles than to just come up with something that can be remembered.
"But it's so little, You Ye can't have enough to eat."
The pork on that plate was only the size of a child's fist.
"Here."
Su Yao passed a cucumber from his side and pushed a bowl of rice over, "This is also something to eat."
“···”
Holding the cucumber, Youye's face began to turn bitter.
"Not just today, but every meal from now on will have some human food in it."
This is not only for the so-called price of doing bad things, but also for Youye to slowly try and make mistakes, at least to be able to accept some human food.
“···”
I thought Youye would say something else, but she went straight to eat cucumber and rice first.
"Crack-"
Then it was visible to the naked eye that her entire little face was a little distorted, and she quickly stuffed another piece of meat into her mouth, and then swallowed it with difficulty.
The same goes for rice, and raw meat is eaten with it.
Although it's a bit cheating, let's not worry about it now.
"By the way, Yuye."
When she was almost finished eating, Su Yao said, "Did you have something to say to me in the car just now?"
"Um."
Youye stopped holding the chopsticks with his little hand, paused and said, "Youye remembered a lot of things from the past and wanted to tell big brother."