Chapter 263 It’s the door god, the living door god...
Only Fang Xiangyue was still there to cooperate and said with a smile, "Is he really that smart?"
"Of course, otherwise Fang Huihan would not have become the new door god representative of our Chengyuan Empire. I guarantee it with my personality, it will definitely work!"
The stall owner patted his chest with great confidence, and then pushed the things in front of Fang Xiangyue with a face full of solicitude, "So, Sir, do you want to do a trick, absolutely exorcise evil spirits and ensure safety, that's all!" "
"Pfft..."
Hearing this, even Fang Ange couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Then, he quickly tried to hold back his laughter, turned around with slightly trembling legs, and said with difficulty, "I... I have a bit of a mouthful... go... buy some..."
At first I was walking, but as my pace became faster and faster, I ran straight forward.
He hurriedly turned into the nearest alley, and instantly everyone in Bengbu burst into laughter.
Shen Xinglian, who always paid the most attention to his manners, laughed so hard that he leaned directly into Fang Ange's arms.
That vendor is so talented, it’s so weird to ask Fang Xiangyue to buy his own statue and take it back to his house!
They have all received special training and will not laugh easily unless they can't help it!
This is so funny, hahahaha!
The exaggerated laughter caused people passing by the alley to look at him frequently, and then they stepped away, probably because they thought they were all crazy.
Although the street was a little far away, the laughter of several people was so loud that it faintly reached Fang Xiangyue's ears.
Fang Xiangyue's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
But even at this moment, the stall owner still couldn't react, thinking that Fang Xiangyue was not satisfied with the peach charm.
Then, after a moment's pause, she put away the peach blessing, looked around like a thief, then took out a statue from under the table and placed it in front of Fang Xiangyue.
Good guy, what I’m holding up is Fang Xiangyue’s face!
Fang Xiangyue: "..."
Then, the stall owner came forward and whispered to her mysteriously, "You are not ordinary at first glance. It doesn't matter if you don't like ordinary peach charms. We also have gods here, and the effect is absolutely amazing. If you buy it, You can definitely surpass ordinary people by a long way and become a master!"
After saying that, he also gave a thumbs up at the right time.
Fang Xiangyue: "Haha..."
After being able to stop children from crying at night, she not only has the ability to control the house, but now it seems that she can also protect people from getting promoted and making money!
It's amazing, it's so amazing, she doesn't even know she is such a treasure girl!
She was silent for a moment, then finally picked up the deity and calmly placed it next to her face.
He said with a smile on his face, "I'm standing in front of you, how do you think I look like before?"
"Um?"
Seeing this, the stall owner was obviously stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened in surprise, and he couldn't help but glance back and forth between the statue and Fang Xiangyue's face.
Then he took a breath and exclaimed, "Oh, objectively speaking, why do you look so kind-faced? It cannot be said that you and this deity have nothing to do with each other, they are exactly the same..."
At this point, the words stopped abruptly.
He raised his head and looked at Xiang Yue's kind smile above him, and his face instantly turned pale.
"Fang...Fang Huo...no, no, no, Miss Fang!"
The person who used to be very articulate now stutters when speaking. He looks as if he is mourning, and his face looks as ugly as if his parents are dead.
"Why, don't continue selling." Fang Xiangyue smiled and spoke calmly.
But falling into the stall owner's ears was like falling into a cold winter pond, making her feel cold all over.
As soon as his knees went weak, he knelt down on the spot, kowtowing and begging for mercy, "Second Miss, please forgive me, Second Miss, please forgive me! I... I am just following the trend to make a living. I don't mean to offend. There are seniors and juniors."
I beg you, please let me go..."
"What's going on?"
"Hey, why does that person look so familiar?"
"Mom, she is the door god, the living door god... uh uh..."
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, it's a disaster, you don't want to live anymore!"
"Didn't Fang Huixiang go to the sect and actually come back to celebrate the New Year? What should we do with the new door god our family bought!"
"Fortunately, what I bought is a statue of a god, so outsiders can't see it!"
"..."
The commotion here quickly attracted the attention of the people, who started talking about it one after another.
Fang Ange and others, who had adjusted their condition and rushed back, almost burst out laughing again after hearing the sentence "The living door god".
However, when they saw Fang Xiangyue's unhappy expression, they suppressed their emotions instantly.
We stood next to Fang Xiangyue and watched the stall owner's crusade, "I said you are too wicked. Don't you feel guilty if you just use others as door gods?"
"That's it, how do you compensate for this loss of reputation?" Nangong Mu Le also spoke up, "Our A Yue is so good, he must be worthy of being a doorkeeper, but anything evil is just a naked slander. Our A Yue is a person.
How wonderful!”
"That's right, the master is the best person in the world, so he is not cruel." Fang Ze also echoed.
"You are all right. I am really wrong, and I will never sell again." The stall owner quickly admitted his mistake, his head almost buried in the ground, and he did not dare to look up at all.
Fang Xiangyue, who was originally a little angry, felt much better after hearing the defense from Fang Ange and others.
"What about the ones that were sold before?" Nangong Mu Le continued with a serious face, "If an apology is useful, why do you need to enforce the law?"
Although these things were quite funny, Nangong Mu Le felt like he couldn't laugh anymore when he thought about the consequences.
Fang Xiangyue's reputation was not good to begin with, but that was just a small fight within Kyoto.
If this magical Taoist Talisman is really spread, Fang Xiangyue will really not be able to clean up his innocence in the future, and the evil and cruelty will only remain infamy for thousands of years and will last forever!
"But...but everyone is selling..."
The stall owner cried out in her heart that she was unlucky, why are there so many people selling peach charms that bring disaster, but she was the one who got caught when she met the real owner!
"What everyone is doing is not necessarily right. Right is right, and wrong is wrong." Nangong Mu Le said in a tough tone, "This matter has caused harm, and you must be responsible. Not only that, others also
You have to be responsible.”
"This...this...then what do you want me to do?" The stall owner said with a sad face, "The little man is so poor that he can't afford to pay for it, so he might as well take his life..."
"Come on, can your miserable life compare to our A Yue's reputation?" Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Nangong Mu Le.
Stall owner: "..."
Although this is true, what you said so bluntly is really hurtful!
"But I have a way here. As long as you are willing to cooperate, all the past problems can be wiped out."