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Chapter 89 Why Are You So Stupid

After entering the wasteland and arriving at a remote place where no one could see him, Bai Yu looked down at the cerebellar ax at the foot of the horse and said lightly, "Why are you looking for me?"

The king stopped shouting... and even called himself the king... Cerebellum Ax was immediately confused.

Cerebellum looked up at Bai Yu with a sullen face, very unhappy, "You come down and talk first!"

Looking at the ferocious Cerebellar Ax, Bai Yu's expression was calm. Looking at the non-existent affection in the past, he gave it the last bit of dignity, casually turned over and dismounted, "I've never asked you what your name is?"

My cerebellum feels like a headache.

When it first accepted this minion, it proposed the strategy of "catching fish from the eyes". It thought that this minion's intelligence was pretty good. However, after getting to know him for a long time, he found that there was something wrong with his brain.

Sometimes he calls himself the king, and sometimes he asks for his name. His mind jumps, and he thinks about it one by one.

Cerebellum Ax said with a dark face, "I don't have a name."

Bai Yu curled his lips, "It seems that your status in Tianluo Wasteland is not high, and you don't even have a name."

Xiao Nao said, "I don't have time to tell you this. I came to see you today and asked you to do something. Now you have climbed to the title of Prince Ming of the Daqian Dynasty. You have a high position. Envoys from the major vassal states are about to come to Beijing. Pay homage to the new emperor, I need you to find an opportunity to kill these envoys and provoke a war between the Daqian Dynasty and the major vassal states. His Majesty the Beast Emperor has prepared a large-scale attack on Tianzhuiguan."

Is the Beast King preparing to launch a massive attack on Tianzhuiguan?

This information is quite useful.

Bai Yu asked, "When will His Majesty the Beast Emperor attack Tianzhuiguan?"

Xiao Nao said, "It was after various envoys came to Beijing to pay homage to the new emperor and caused trouble."

How could this fool know the information about Tianfei Wasteland?

It seems that in addition to this idiot, Tianzhui Wasteland also sent many spies to lurk in the Daqian Dynasty, responsible for passing information to each other.

Bai Yu nodded and said, "Very good, you can call all the other spies sent from Tianzhui Wasteland. I want to interview them."

This bastard calls himself the king again? And teaches me how to do things? Cerebellum Ax felt a toothache, "Before we lurked to the Daqian Dynasty, His Majesty the Beast King had an explanation and we were not allowed to gather with each other to avoid being wiped out by the Daqian Dynasty."

Bai Yu was surprised. It seemed that the Beast King was still very wise... Tianluo Wasteland was not all fools like Tiger.

Think about it, if all the wild beasts in the Tianluo Wasteland were so stupid, they would have been bulldozed by the Daqian Dynasty long ago. They would not have become the biggest threat to the Daqian Dynasty, let alone a disaster to the entire human race.

Bai Yu said, "Since we can't meet each other, how do you secret agents pass news between you?"

Cerebellum said, "The Beast Emperor taught us a set of secret codes, and we usually use them to communicate."

Bai Yu asked, "What is the secret code?"

Something doesn't feel right about Cerebellar Ax. Why is this accomplice questioning it like it's interrogating a prisoner?

Cerebroax frowned and said, "If you want to know what the code does, you must clearly distinguish the difference between the tiger master and the tiger's minions. I am the tiger master and you are the tiger's minions. Don't think of yourself as the tiger master and me as the tiger's minions." , why can’t you tell the difference?”

Bai Yu smiled, "Do you know who you are talking to?"

When he was so serious, this bastard actually laughed? Cerebellum regretted it endlessly. This bastard was simply mentally ill. Why did it choose such a bastard in the first place?

The little brained tiger decided to teach this lackey a lesson to improve his memory. He just wanted to grow bigger and give this lackey a claw.

"Tiger monster."

Bai Yu directly called the names. Since the tiger did not have a name, he could do a "general roll call" like this.

The Cerebellar Tiger froze instantly, his whole body was stiff and numb, and his mind went blank. What happened? What happened?

Bai Yu bent over, stretched out a hand, pinched the back of its neck and lifted it up.

"Tiger demon, do you know who you are talking to now?"

Bai Yu raised his other hand, flicked the crown of the cerebellar ax on the forehead, and threw it into the grass.

After recovering, Xiao Naohu was surprised and delighted, "Your body-holding technique is so powerful, it's so good. It's easy to kill the envoys from the major princely states."

"?" Bai Yu was confused. This fool's reaction was wrong. Shouldn't he be scared? Why were he so happy to teach him how to do things?

Bai Yu felt a headache, "You haven't figured out the situation yet? Don't you know what kind of situation you are facing?"

Cerebellum Ax hummed, "Of course I know, your strength has surpassed mine."

Bai Yu was surprised, "Since you know, you still dare to talk to me like this?"

Cerebellar Ax said proudly, "So what, as long as I have a thought, you will be killed on the spot. No matter how strong you are, you are still my minions. Your life and death are all in my thoughts. Don't think about cracking the minions."

Secret method, before us spies came to the Daqian Dynasty, His Majesty the Beast Emperor passed on each of us a secret method of magical power. My Secret Method of Minion was personally taught by His Majesty the Beast Emperor, and no one in the world can understand it."

Bai Yu understood.

It turns out that this is what it was paying attention to, thinking that the secret method of the minions is still effective, no wonder it is confident...

Bai Yu smiled and said, "Just give it a try and see if I will die."

Cerebell's eyes were wide open, looking at him like an idiot. Is this bastard really hopeless? He's not even afraid of death?

Xiao Naohu said, "You think I'm stupid? Your flag has climbed to the title of King Ming. You are the highest-ranking chess piece among all the secret agents. I still expect you to help me achieve great achievements. How can I destroy it?"

Are you a chess piece?"

Bai Yu said seriously, "You will know after just reading it. Your secret method is no longer effective on me. In addition, I am stronger than you, so I am the leader. From now on, you must obey my orders."

Act!"

Cerebellum Ax felt like his head was big, "Why are you so stupid? I've already told you that my secret method was taught by His Majesty the Beast King himself. There is no solution in the world. I will die as soon as I think about you!"

"?" Bai Yu was speechless.

This horse riding is an endless cycle!

If he wants the tiger to obey his orders, he must let the tiger know that the secret method of the tiger is no longer effective, and he must let the tiger give it a try...

However, the tiger's secret method was taught by the Beast King himself, and there is no solution in the world. The tiger believes that as long as it has a thought, Bai Yu will die, so it can't try it even if it has a thought...

Bai Yu thought for a while and then threatened, "If you don't give it a try, I won't kill the envoys from the major vassal states, and your mission will not be completed."

Cerebellum's fur trembled with anger, "If I even think about it, you will die. How can you kill those messengers? My mission cannot be completed. Why are you so stubborn?"

"goodbye!"

Bai Yu got on his horse.

There's nothing left to talk about.

Unable to communicate.

Talking nonsense.

Cerebellum Ax shouted at him, "Don't forget the task I gave you!"

Bai Yu sneered, "Not only will I not kill those messengers, I will also protect those messengers. What can you do to me? If you have the ability, just give it a try!"

"???" Cerebellum Ax was completely dumbfounded. What should he do? This bastard has a brain problem and he is not afraid of death. He even wants to die. The bastard's secret method can't do anything to him.

"drive!"

Bai Yu galloped away on horseback.

Leave the cerebellar ax in the grass and suspect that the tiger is alive.

(ps: The last day of this year’s Year of the Tiger is about to usher in the Year of the Rabbit. The author wishes everyone “three good things on New Year’s Eve and three good things on Spring Festival”, good food, drink and fun!)

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