"That's right, I'm talking about the two of them. You have a good memory."
"...You just told me once two days ago..."
Seeing that Margaret, who was arrogant and always liked to be cruel to herself, cast a speechless look, and the proud Kled shook his head and continued.
"In addition to the Bandel people, there are also some stray humans living in Bandel City. I remember it was a bright spring afternoon. There happened to be space fluctuations in the forest that Tristana was patrolling. She was vigilant and caught a man who was in the city.
The human who was logging in the forest interrogated him carefully for a long time, and then found other people to confirm it before letting him go. After a morning wasted by Tristana, the human was a little resentful.
To be honest, if it had been me, I would have kicked Tristana away a long time ago. Why are there so many stupid things to ask?"
Looking at Kled waving his little fists, Margaret held her forehead and felt that it was her biggest mistake for a little kid to have emotional experience.
Kled's character is tougher than the magic steel ax in his hand, and only Skaar can stand him in this life.
Of course, he was the only one who could stand Skaar who always ran away. The two were a perfect match.
Unaware that Margaret was slandering him, Kled was still telling stories happily.
"Then humans go to the market in the afternoon to sell firewood. You know, many Yodles don't like to destroy nature, but they need firewood to live, so they like to use some natural fruits to exchange these supplies with humans, which saves time.
It saves effort and can also promote the harmonious relationship between Bandle City people and Bandle people.
What a coincidence. Speaking of which, he was also unlucky. He actually met Mr. Garbage, and his little complaint about the gunner captain happened to be heard by Mr. Garbage. It was so impressive. Mr. Garbage's face changed at every turn!"
Kled suddenly widened his one eye, grinned and lowered his voice.
"I swear, even when people say Rambo is a dwarf, Rambo is not that angry. You must know that Rambo hates people talking about his height. Speaking of which, I am two heads taller than Rambo.
He is an out-and-out little man, and even after several fights with him, he couldn't beat me, unless he stabbed my ass with his anesthetized electric harpoon, which was as long as a toilet plug. It was indeed a special feeling.
…”
"Ahem, let's get down to business, okay? What next?"
"Then, the furious Rambo seemed to have steam coming out of his head. With a red face, he picked up the [automatic boxing gloves] he invented and pulled the trigger made of wire. The rubber fist that popped up hit the human face.
He punched the human and knocked him over five and five somersaults on the spot. The passerby cheered and wrote down the record of somersaults belonging to Bandle City. Before that, he was squatting in the grass picking mushrooms.
Teemo was kicked and rolled three times and three times... This is what he said himself. He said that he was not peeping, but picking mushrooms."
"What the hell? Anyway, you mean Lester looks like a trashy old dwarf when he's angry?"
Margaret, who was led astray, also forgot the real name of a certain trash man, while Kled gave a thumbs up and grinned.
"That's right! That's what I mean! Sure enough, you are much smarter than Skaar!"
"You're actually comparing me to that stupid lizard of yours?"
Margaret raised her eyebrows, but Kled smiled broadly, not knowing that the danger was coming.
"Yes, you are indeed much smarter than Skar..."
"Hey! Oh! Drink!"
"You! You're cheating! Wow!"
After listening to the jingling bells in the house for a while, the guard guarding the door put away his worried expression and tightened his face again.
The door opened, and the furry kid with a bruised nose and swollen face was casually thrown out. He grinned and did somersaults for 2.5 seconds, lying on the ground like a dead dog. Then, a big ax whirled into the wooden floor, with a high handle.
It was tilted up high, and a broken hat flew through the air and hung up, swinging back and forth in a very funny way.
Clapping her hands, Margaret said calmly amid the awed expressions of the guards.
"Find a more comfortable coffin for Admiral Kled, and don't hold the baby."
"……yes."
…
Starting from leaving the Frostguard Fortress a few months ago, Church, Grace and Catherine traveled all the way south through the entire Freljord Icefield, and finally arrived at the western part of the Dalmo Plain.
After repairing in Nuer City for a few days, they set off on their journey again. The three of them had already repelled dozens of waves of incoming Kalisi.
Thinking of those beastmen who used human bones and animal skulls as body decorations, did not hide their evil desires, and massacred several villages with bloody methods, Grace felt a little weak in her legs. Every time the beastmen looked at her, she felt her body
Every inch was licked. In fact, she had peed three times while standing. The need to take a shower seriously slowed down the team's progress, which made her extremely ashamed.
Fortunately, Church, who is in charge, is already an inhumane old man. He always tolerates and cares for a girl who is about the same size as his granddaughter with the gentle attitude of a grandfather. Of course, the specific care is taken by Catherine, who is also a woman.
Yes, the old man is only responsible for guarding the gate and freezing the bastards who scare his granddaughter into human-shaped popsicles.
"I didn't expect that the Frost Kingdom that the witch expected would be defeated like this. Without Jelena's power, our actions may be more difficult."
Qiu Qi, who was carrying a cloth bag, put down his hood, and the old man squinted at the end of the distant mountains.
The Black Iron Castle is not far away on the other side of the mountain, and the Kalis people are not active nearby at all. This shows that there is a special unknown transaction between the Kalis and the Black Iron Castle. This point alone can prove that
Jelena hooked up with the Kalis.
The situation has gotten as bad as it can get no worse.
"That's right, the Dalmo Plain is now full of wars and bandits. The looting and massacre by the Kalis people has forced many villagers to become bandits. In addition, the Black Iron Castle is in conflict with the Nord of Forkalide.
The Xans are fighting, and it will probably be difficult for us to cross the Dalmo Plain safely.
I heard that the Heidi people farther east are also at war with the Emerald Territory. Even we cannot escape safely among thousands of troops. How to avoid war disaster is something we must consider."
Catherine also looked worried.
"It's too hard for us."
Grace, who was suddenly of lower average height among the two, concluded in a low voice. Church and Catherine looked at each other and nodded equally.
"Let's go find Jelena first. At least we have to avoid the Kalis people's blades. I'm sure Jelena will have a way."
"In this case, will we be involved in the war between Yelena and the Noxians? In my opinion, it is better to act as travelers. As long as we put aside our relationship with Yelena, the Noxians should
I won’t embarrass three Freljord mages.”
After a moment of silence, Church looked at Grace, who was as frowning as a hamster.
"...Grace, what do you think?"
Before the dumbfounded Grace could respond, a strange man wrapped up extremely tightly and wearing a suit of leather light armor quickly approached the three of them.
"Hey! Who are you three and where are you going? Can you give me some directions?"
