But having said that, in Xia Enzhou's view, since the country began to crack down on crime, at least he has never seen such bad people. The current society is very stable, and compared with the beautiful scenery country, this place is simply a paradise.
Although there were a bunch of messy thoughts in his mind, the young man's footsteps did not stop at all.
Soon, Xia Enzhouzhou passed through the vehicle railing of National Highway 404, left the boundary of Xinfu Community and came to the Mountains of Despair...
Wait, maybe it would be better to call it the Painless Flow Mountain Range?
After passing through the National Highway 404 at night, where there were many cars and dangers, Xia Enzhou, who was driving a flashlight, stepped onto the back hill of Xingfu Community and walked on the sandy dirt road.
Xingfu Community was built on the back of the national highway and connected to a lush mountain forest in the back mountain. They were cold temperate coniferous forests common in the interior of the northern hemisphere. For Xia Enzhou, who came here to hang himself from the southeast branch, there was nothing to say. After all,
I checked it out a long time ago. It's shady and cool. It's a good place to live without spending any money. The old ghosts really like it.
In his opinion, he is already a dead man, he can't die a few more times, right?
"Okay, this is it. This dazzling red cross still scares ghosts in the middle of the night. I hope it didn't scare the passers-by..."
Soon, Xia Enzhou, who had climbed to the top of the back mountain, skillfully tied a strong hemp rope to a thick crooked tree with an 'X' painted in red chalk under the bright moonlight, and hung it down.
The noose is hanging in mid-air, hanging high above the cliff.
Touching the particularly prickly hemp rope in his hand, Xia Enzhou's eyes were like an old sow about to die.
Knowing that the death poem he had adapted made the old man think that he had been tricked by Cao Cao, Xia Enzhouzhou was about to kick his legs when he suddenly saw a dazzling arc of light flashing across the sky.
The old woman moved her steps again, twisting her waist as thin as ribs with great effort, and emotionally held up to herself the stone bowl filled with green liquid and green skull bubbles.
In those years, the goals you wanted to achieve were always achieved, but the things you wanted to see the most were seen because of a word. Every day, you had to perform self-hypnosis after falling asleep, forcing yourself to think of things that others would like to see.
Sad and despairing things, if it is true, even if just a little bit of kindness is spoken as if it were a dream, as long as there is no sincere blessing hidden in the heart, no one will be hurt by it.
As the fluid gathered less and less, an incredible scene appeared in Yu Nu's corner with no bystanders.
The moon and stars are sparse, and the magpie flies south;
He withdrew his gaze from the unfamiliar yet familiar environment around him. The young man, who had long forgotten that he was naked due to the shock, stared at the half-burned hemp rope and spoke for a long time, as if he had gone there happily before the fire.
In the toilet, while eating, I saw the old godmother with a womanly look under the dining table.
The light became brighter and brighter, the scorching cold air came closer and closer, and the meteors fell straight from the sky, hitting Xia Enzhou Zhou head-on.
By the way, are all the remuneration spent on hiring celebrities?
It turned into ashes and didn't know that it was just one of the several victims in the curse diary...
Wait a minute and talk to the bull-headed horse face who came to pick you up, saying that he will definitely be able to fool you through your eight-inch rotten tongue... Anyway, after all, he probably hasn't gotten rid of this thief yet, you see
What can he do to you in hell?"
"Let you recite another poem and say goodbye to yourself...
"Speaking of which, is there a way to walk the birds all the time? Aren't there any plants in the underworld that can be used as shelter? You have to cover yourself, you are so used to it... Anyway, let's climb out of that hole first."
"Why so fast? Does Brother Niu and Ma Di not have the spirit of Meituan at all? With that kind of service attitude, how much more money would it cost in the world?"
Naturally, someone answered the question of the old man who was dancing to clear the shadow. In the quiet night, there was only the crisp chirping of insects, but the crickets and grasshoppers were chirping happily.
The dark crater returned to white darkness.
"..."
Before tonight, there is another poor, suspicious old man missing from the world.
Xia Enzhou, who could no longer sit still, moved his cold buttocks away from the crystalline ground. Before standing up, he was about to inquire about the information about the underworld, but he couldn't help but focus on his bare upper body.
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"Liu Xing will not come until tomorrow? Why is he here now? The boss will feel sorry for him and will also pay him overtime. How about he have a cup of tea first?"
There are eight twists and turns around the tree, and there are no branches to rely on;
Beside the ancient bridge, there are beautiful flowers on the other side.
"Oh, it really hurts my grandpa... So, if this is a dream, is it possible that there is no such thing as a reality? Does it mean that all the monsters and monsters have not been defeated before the founding of the People's Republic of China? Re Jing, Re Jing...
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Waiting hard but waiting for someone to lead the way, let alone a bull-headed horse-face, even a big ghost with a green face and fangs can be seen.
"Any response? Wait, the thief Cao is a dream, could it be that the adult wild Dou E is also a dream? Is this a dream within a dream?"
He turned the cursed diary you originally wrote as a joke into a real 'cursed diary'. They all say that heaven has mercy. Isn't that what he really thinks? Treating people like monkeys?"
The laughter in his ears stopped suddenly, and the young man opened his eyes again and looked at the vast starry sky.
When Dou E's terrifying voice of grievances dissipated, the relaxed and excited old man did not know that the poor red-crossed crooked-neck tree at the foot of another cliff had not yet turned into a small crater, as if it had been hit by an aerial bomb.
The same thing happened, with most of the mountaintops flattened.
Nose, eyes, ears, mouth, head to torso, legs to feet...
"You're not even eighty-four years old yet! Hey! How dare you, thief Cao! Put your hands on the thief!"
From that point of view, the red cross looks like a judge's ink pen, and it also looks like the coordinates of a precise strike. The Crooked Neck Tree is considered a man-made disaster, and it is simply more unjust than Dou E.
After a while, the half-burned hemp rope turned white again and the flame was extinguished.
Xia Enzhou, who was cursing, thought for a while and then took off his neck. The small and big ones fit just right and were perfect.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! What is strange is that the celestial body did not make any big noise when it hit the ground. Even Dou E's first cry of injustice made a small sound.
The kinetic energy converted from the potential energy was actually transmitted to the ground, and a spark was ignited before the ground was directly smashed into a pockmark, which frightened the surviving birds, beasts, ants and flies to use their escape skills to escape.
, far away from the central area where the meteorite fell.
"Laugh, laugh, you are not a coward. If you deny it, his unlimited bastard has won. If you are more shameless, maybe you will choose to continue to live..."
As he thought about it, an old woman with light spots holding a stone bowl appeared in the young man's mind.
You can praise a hateful dog, you can bless an old man who deserves blessings, and you can even have a kind heart, because you know that any kind thoughts you have will turn into the most vicious ones because of him.
Curse, but your most vicious curse can be transformed into the purest kind thoughts to bless others.
The voice of grievance echoed in the mountains of Despair like the snow falling in April, echoed in the empty valley, and the sorrow lasted for a long time.
"Asshole! Can he just cheer you up a little bit?"
When the ethereal voice sounded from the bottom of the cliff, the old forest ranger who was sleeping upright outside the fire pavilion on another mountaintop suddenly jumped up from the bed as if he was dying of illness.
Breaking away, lying on the ground was a short, powerful mosquito with a look of terror on its wrinkled face.
Just like using data streams to build a virtual character Yu Nu from scratch in the VR world, the fluid belonging to the unknown visible spectrum gradually condenses into the shape of a human through low-speed aggregation and decomposition.
In the stillness, deep in the crater, one could vaguely see a large mass of luminous fluid that looked like a cluster of cells, flowing and condensing under the crystallized ground.
The young man who thought it was right finally turned his eyes red and huddled the two jiojios outside the bed. He stared at the iron wooden door all night, for fear that something would suddenly come back.
"Meteor, oh Meteor, he must be a habitual thief. God wants to give you a ride. It seems that you are not destined for him. Since you are not destined, you are just being polite, brother. Two wishes are really not enough.
After all, we are all our own people, and no one makes fourteen wishes at once, which is less outrageous than yours... He can default on his debt~
"Wait a minute, who is this wild Dou E from outside? How dare you try to do tricks in this class!? Really, do you know how to act like a Serena or a Tianlong?"
Then, Xia Enzhou, who climbed down into the pit, silently picked up the half of the thick hemp rope that hung the old sow and himself.
You understand, the reason why your mother married your adoptive father and your father married your sister is just because before watching the family ethics anime, you casually said, "Fortunately, do you have anyone outside your family?"
Qiuyue Xiaohachi, but have you ever thought that God’s heart is so white? It’s really because of your casual words that he did such a thing to your family and drove you to death...
Taking a deep breath and looking affectionately at the pale moonlight in the world, Xia Enzhou's eyes suddenly flashed back to scenes of the slow joy he had while cooking in the past, which made me feel a little firm. Unfortunately,
The slow joy of doing rice passed by for just a second, and the revolving lantern turned into endless sadness, endless, endless, smaller than the difference between the broadcasting time of domestic cartoons and domestic idol dramas.
Although he was talking nonsense, Xia Enzhou made the first two wishes to the flying meteor.
The dark wind blows, and Xia Enzhou once again embodies the spirit of Wudang.
The old man who had just wiped his head with hot sweat and successfully crushed a mosquito that never gave up sat up from the bed again, his face no longer frightened.
When the fragments of the meteorite come into contact with the luminous liquid fluid, they are homogenized one after another and become part of the optical fluid, allowing the originally thin fluid to continue to grow smaller and stronger.
When the rope was lowered around his neck, a burst of satisfied laughter seemed to be heard in Xia Enzhouzhou's ears, and Yu Nu ruled out that this was the words of a mature Samoyed who claimed to be his concubine.
I am quite sure that Yu Nu, the guy who smiles like an idiot, is always looking at the thief who is targeting him.
Phew~
At the same time, in the center of the crater, a young man opened his eyes blankly, looked at the familiar crystal environment around him, and then looked at the sky with blank eyes.
His playful bastard has made you a little good guy who wants to do bad things in more than seventy years. He has made you a person who curses others all the time and hopes that others will die. A complete and utter failure.
The bad lunatic.
The hemp rope is quite prickly, so your neck will definitely hurt for a while. I wish you a more comfortable death, and in the worst case, it will be successful. Then you will have to die again, and then... in the previous life, you were born with a bad fetus, yes
If you use less, the only son of a billionaire can't. You are the one who wants to work. After all, leader Che Guevara said that it is possible to work, and it is possible to work in that life...
When you stick out your tongue, there will be peace in the sky..."
At this moment, as long as he kicks his legs hard, the young man's feet will be far away from the ground, hanging in the air, and the life will be taken away by the tightened rope.
"It's a pity that you just want to cause trouble to others because of you, and you can't stand a world that forces you to become a cursed person.
Finally, I had to hold back, that bastard!
Stretch your neck and kick your legs;
The fluid flows slower and slower, and the outline of the human body becomes more and more perfect. When it reaches a certain limit, all the optical fluid disappears instantly.
After a pause, Xia Enzhou closed his eyes hastily, his voice less crazy and a little less sad.
Is it bad to be born to be a domineering CEO? Maybe you can't find a doting wife as hateful as your father... Bah! You are really sober, that is... eh, wait, wait, man, what is that?
I mean... when you ask him to see you off, you are asking him to see you off in person... Don't wait until you kick your legs and hang yourself up..."
The fantasy ended in an instant, Xia Enzhou had a hot battle, and reason regained control of his little head.
"You are unconscious. You remember that your name is Xia Enzhou, which means that people do have no soul before death, so...
Isn't that the sky of the world before death? It seems to be different from the earthly world? From this point of view, the underworld should also hate environmental protection. Could you be reincarnated and plant trees in the underworld?
"Hiss~ The evil wind in the underworld is not small, and your big body seems to be unable to withstand it... By the way, the soul has clothes before death? Then... Po Meng, you... can you...
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"Oh my God! What kind of evil have you done? What an injustice!"
The underworld is a bit too shabby, isn't it all about hospitality...
"Isn't that rope going to strangle my skin for a while? Forget it?"
"People can...at most they should...you are a bad person, but you always do good things, so you must respect Grandma Meng."
"Daxia, it's time to drink medicine~"
A gust of night wind blew by, and the young, bare-chested man sitting at the bottom of the crystallization pit felt a coolness on his body, as if he had been sprayed with wind oil, which made him feel like a Wu-Dang sect.
Thinking like that, the old man, the forest ranger who stopped to stop the golden rooster, pinched his face until it was bitten by mosquitoes.