[Original God]: You fart, why do you mean we are not human? There are not many guys in this group who are truly human!
[Original God]: Among the three in the soul world, the undead, the ashes, and the faded, which one of these three do you think is a human?
【Dark Souls 3】:???
[Dark Souls 3]: Why are we three involved?
[Original God]: Shut up! We are obviously not human, why are we separated separately? I don’t accept it!
[Talos’ Law]: That’s right, that’s right! I don’t accept it!
[Clash of Clans]: However, the three of them have some appearance, but the two of them have no appearance at all (dog head)
As soon as he said these words, Demon God Xia Yu felt like he had been stabbed hard. There seemed to be nothing wrong with his words.
He didn't want to think about it either. None of the demon gods in the original god world were human-like. Even Zhongli, the Rock King, was still a rock dragon.
Not to mention AI Xia Yu. Compared to Demon God Xia Yu, he doesn't even have a physical body, so he seems to be even more miserable.
Wait, the new Xia Yu seems to be an evil spirit, and the evil spirit seems to have no entity, right?
[Law of Talos]@[Ghost Line Tokyo]: Brother, you are an evil spirit, do you have a physical body?
【Ghost Line Tokyo】:......No.
[Law of Talos]: Ha...cough cough, it's nothing, it's nothing if it doesn't have an entity, I don't have an entity either, I understand you.
[Phantom Thread Tokyo]: Alas, not only do I have no body, I can’t even touch the real thing. By the way, my world still has the world view of the manga "Visible Girl", which means that there are ugly people around me.
A batch of evil spirits.
[Dark Soul 3]: Wait, then you also look like...
【Ghost Line Tokyo】:picture.jpg
[Ghost Line Tokyo]: This is what I look like.
【Clash of Clans】:...hiss.
[Talos’ Law]: It’s okay, my face still looks like a human being.
[Original God]: This looks more exciting than my real body.
[Dark Souls 3]: ...Brother, you look a bit like an ancient god. Are there magical girls in your world? After all, tentacles and magical girls are a perfect match.
[Phantom Thread Tokyo]: ...Tsk, I got used to using the tentacles, and I forgot to change back. I can change into human form, but this form is more convenient.
[Guigu Bahuang]: Is there anyone new?
[Guigu Bahuang]@[Do you want to practice cultivation]: Brother, come out soon, there are new people coming, we two can get rid of the novice title.
【Do you want to cultivate yourself】: Newcomer? Or an evil spirit?
[Ghost Line Tokyo]: Yes, you become an evil spirit when you wake up. This time travel is unlucky.
[Dark Souls 3]: ...I woke up directly in the Ashes Cemetery. The moment I crawled out of the coffin, I almost thought I was buried alive.
[Dark Soul 1]: Who can’t? I woke up directly in a cell in the Immortal Yard, which was unlucky.
[Ghost Line Tokyo]: It turns out that our time travel was quite miserable. I thought I was the only one who was unlucky.
[Clash of Clans]: Ahem, yes, we are all miserable (guilty)
【Dark Souls 3】:(╬▼plate▼)
[Dark Souls 3]: Fuck you! Anyone in this group can do misfortune, but you can’t!
[Ghost Line Tokyo]: Why?
[Dark Soul 1]: Because he inherited everything in our original game, and directly became the leader of the fourteen full-level tribes after time travel...
[Phantom Line Tokyo]: What the fuck?!
[Clash of Clans]: I don’t want to either, but I can’t decide on time travel.
[Phantom Line Tokyo]:...Are we really the same person? Why do I suddenly feel like I deserve a beating?
[Clash of Clans]: Just get used to it. By the way, the one who deserves the most beating in this group is not me, but some large non-burnable garbage.
[Dark Souls 3]: Who the hell are you talking about!
[Clash of Clans]: Whoever pays attention to me is who I am.
[Dark Souls 3]: ████████!
[Resident Evil]: Forget about those two idiots, what's going on with the newcomers? You are an evil spirit, can you still receive the novice gift pack?
[Ghost Line Tokyo]: Yes, I have received the novice gift pack, but most of the items cannot be used. After all, I am in a spirit state now and have no physical body.
[Do you want to practice cultivation?]: I'm back. The new guy will take over and go to the ghost guy in Fangshi to buy the ghost cultivation technique for you.
[Do you want to cultivate yourself?] released the [True Secret of Controlling Ghosts] red envelope.
Seeing this news, the evil spirit Xia Yu breathed heavily and his heartbeat accelerated instantly, although he was no longer breathing and had no heartbeat.
But that's how he felt at the moment. If ghosts practice martial arts, does that mean he can directly cultivate immortality? Suddenly, this sentence popped into his mind.
I came from the mortal world and now I have entered the immortal realm.
[Ghost Line Tokyo]: Can I become an immortal? But I am a spirit, is this possible?
[Do you want to cultivate yourself?]: What's wrong? This exercise is originally prepared for ghost cultivation, so it naturally takes into account the situation where only the soul is left.
[Do you want to practice cultivation]: Moreover, there are many people in this world who take the road of controlling ghosts. After practicing, they can travel between the Yin and Yang realms, arrest people's souls, and drive ghosts. When their cultivation reaches the highest level, they can control the underworld.
【Do you want to practice cultivation】: It’s just that the underworld in my world already has an owner, so although there are ghost cultivators, most of them are just trying to draw parallels in order to find their own path.
[Want to practice cultivation]: But your world is different. You can cultivate to the top level and then take charge of the underworld. If there is no underworld, create one yourself!
Seeing this, the evil spirit Xia Yu was shocked. Indeed, there should be an underworld in his world, but the evil spirits running around showed that there seemed to be something wrong with the underworld.
In this case, it is better to let him take charge of this underworld.
[Ghost Line Tokyo]: Thanks brother, originally my goal was just to have the entity, but now that I have this, I can go further.
[Do you want to cultivate?]: Thank you, we are all our own. Besides, after you cultivate, don’t you mean that we can also use this power?
[Do you want to cultivate yourself?]: Maybe some of us who have traveled through time and become spiritual bodies will join the group later.
[Ghost Thread Tokyo]: Okay, then I won’t ramble on, I’ll go try this technique first.
After saying these words, the evil spirit Xia Yu did not continue with Shuiqun, but received the book of the True Ghost Control Technique.
In an instant, the memory of obscure and difficult-to-understand techniques was introduced into his mind, which was also mixed with many cultivator Xia Yu's practice experiences.
"It's actually a memory. I thought it was a jade slip, but if it were a jade slip, I probably wouldn't be able to touch it."
The evil spirit Xia Yu shook his head and sorted out the memories in his mind.
After thoroughly digesting the extra memory, a glimmer of understanding flashed through his dark eyes.
As expected of the Immortal Cultivation Technique in the world of "Do You Want to Cultivation", it can directly allow him to cultivate to the level of a loose immortal. However, after reaching the level of a loose immortal, he needs to explore the path of controlling ghosts by himself.
After standing there for a moment, Xia Yu opened his eyes and looked at the evil spirit in work clothes deep in the alley.
The evil spirit had an iron chain around its neck, and its entire body was like a giant's, swollen and rotten. There were no facial features on its head, only three dark holes leaking black pus.
"It's so itchy...it's so itchy..."
The evil spirit in overalls looked at Xia Yu at the end, muttering intermittently, and his limbs twitching from time to time.
After looking at it for a moment, Xia Yu shook his head in disgust: "Forget it, this guy is too ugly, I really can't do it."
Even if it's a ghost control, it must be a good-looking ghost. This guy makes me sick just looking at him.
Thinking of this, Xia Yu swung his tentacles and slowly walked towards the evil spirit in work clothes.
It's better to eat this evil spirit that makes him sick.
He has tasted even the most disgusting things, but after eating them, they will turn into the purest yin energy, so he can accept it.
As if sensing the approaching danger, the evil spirit in overalls suddenly twitched and ran backwards. Although his body was obviously bloated, he ran very fast.
"Humph, I want to escape!"
Xia Yu glanced disdainfully at the escaped evil spirit in work clothes. He dared to show his back in front of him. He was really desperate.
After casually shaking his tentacles, two of them stabbed forward nimbly, catching up with the evil spirit in work clothes in the blink of an eye.
Phew!
The two tentacles easily penetrated the body of the evil spirit in work clothes, and then lifted it up.
"Hihhhhh!!!"
The screams echoed in the alley, but no one could hear them.
"Scream! Scream!"
Xia Yu suddenly pulled his two tentacles to both sides, and the evil spirit in overalls was cut in half.
The evil spirit in overalls fell from the sky, split in two, and a tentacle struck again. With two pops, the two halves of the evil spirit's body were directly stabbed through each other, and were skewered high like a kebab.
Looking at the dying evil spirit in overalls, Xia Yu opened his big black mouth, pulled off the two halves of the evil spirit from its tentacles like a skewer, and started chewing again.
"It's a bit like dry steamed buns soaked in water. Ugh, they look ugly and they don't taste that good either."
After swallowing the yin energy that the evil spirit in work clothes turned into after being crushed, Xia Yu smacked his mouth, feeling a little disgusted.
The smell of this evil spirit can be ranked among the top five worst smells. I really don’t know how it came about, it’s so unpalatable.
Although he was a little disgusted, Xia Yu did not delay after the Yin Qi entered his body, and immediately started to circulate the pure Yin Qi according to the "True Secret of Controlling Ghosts". Within a moment, his body became solid again.
After sensing his current body, Xia Yu grinned, and two new tentacles suddenly split and appeared.
"It is indeed a cultivation technique. It is much more convenient than directly swallowing Yin Qi."
After trying the newly divided tentacles, Xia Yu nodded with satisfaction. Not only did the speed of swallowing Yin Qi increase, but the utilization rate also increased a lot.
If it were before, he wouldn't be able to split new tentacles so quickly, and at least he would have to swallow several stronger evil spirits.
"By the way, Xiaomiko, do you think you can escape?"
Xia Yu suddenly remembered Yotsuya Miko who had escaped before, and immediately tilted the corner of his mouth, revealing a dragon king's smile.
He guessed that Mianzi would definitely find an opportunity to escape. Fortunately, before that, he had left a little bit of his own Yin Qi on the other party.
Now, as long as he follows that yin energy, he can find the other person. It was impossible to get rid of him before, and it is even more impossible now.