At this moment, Xia Yu has returned to Liyue Port, and while wandering around, he counts his harvest, including several heads of Osel, and part of Osel's soul.
Although it cannot be said to be a big harvest, it can be regarded as a medium harvest.
Hmm... next time a demon god escapes from trouble, I'll just join in the fun. I don't know when another demon god will escape from trouble.
…
[Original God]@[Food Addiction Dungeon]: Brothers, do you want to cook the devil?
[Dark Soul 3]: What, you want to dedicate yourself to us? It’s a great kindness, and there is no way to repay it. I will eat it all.
[Genshin Impact]: Can you please stay away?
[Dark Souls 3]: Luoyuanluo~ Hit me~
"Okay, okay, let's talk about these things later." Kong suddenly came out to smooth things over at this moment, "Mr. Zhongli's side is more important, Mr. Zhongli, why do you want to give the Heart of God to the fools?
Also, why do you want to fake death?"
Regarding Dadalia's dissatisfaction, the woman chuckled: "Haha, don't worry about it, Master, in the end you ignored the transactions and calculations and simply made a fuss. Isn't it quite happy? It suits you very well.
style."
[Meal Addiction Dungeon]: Say goodbye, my kitchen here is not big, forget it, I sent it to the group, if you want to eat it, you can collect it yourself.
"Xia Yu, so you also know that Zhongli is the Rock King?" Kong turned his head in surprise and looked at Xia Yu who looked calm and asked.
[Food Addiction Dungeon]: Okay, but I have always been the one to cook weird food. Although I don’t dislike it, it’s still a bit lonely. No one wants to discuss my cooking skills with me. When will I be able to cook again?
The Xia Yu of the world.
Next, he would have to explain why he faked his death, which would be a long story.
[Genshin Impact]: Ah? Why me?
[Genshin Impact]@[Clash of Clans]: Come here, I chopped the meat, and the zombies cooked the food. You freeloader, come out and make an oath!
"Hey, hello, Sora and the mutant Qiuqiu people. Is there anything urgent that's needed to run so fast?"
Speaking of which, they actually didn't meet Xia Yu very often, so at this moment Paimeng didn't know what Xia Yu's characteristics were, and he was a little speechless for a while.
"Don't say that." Dadalia apologized helplessly, "Although I have deceived you a little, I have no malicious intentions. It's just that our positions are different. On the contrary, Madam and Zhongli's side, but
We were deceived."
Could it be that Mr. Zhongli is in Beiguo Bank now? Wouldn't that be very dangerous?
"As for why I faked my death, it's a long story. After it's over, we'll go to a teahouse and I'll explain it to you slowly."
[Clash of Clans]: Look, there are no newcomers, so feudal superstition is unacceptable...
Speaking of which, it was in this plot that Prince Dadalia successfully achieved a new achievement.
After finishing speaking, Dadalia put his forehead on his head and shook his head, while Kong looked at Zhongli, but Zhongli seemed to have no intention of explaining.
This friend? There were only five people present, not counting Paimon, so there was only...
"Don't be impulsive. After all, it doesn't look like the time for a fight, and there are two fool-like executives on the scene."
[Original God]@[Dark Soul III]: Come on, it’s time for you to swear again.
"Miss!"
A moment later, Xia Yu led Kong and Paimon to the Bank of the North Country. The Bank of the North Country was the property of fools. Kong, who knew this, tensed up.
“It’s not too late to get it back now!”
"That's right, all fools are bad guys. Why don't you, Xia Yu, just wait outside? We will bring Zhongli out soon." Paimeng also said following the trend.
…
With a soft shout, Kong was about to summon his weapon, but a hand suddenly patted his shoulder.
What's more, there are two ordinary people, Zhong Li and Xia Yu, at the scene. He can't protect them while fighting at the same time.
Now that he met Kong and Paimon, Xia Yu stopped wandering and led the two of them directly towards the Northland Bank.
"The deal with the God of Ice is the "contract to end all contracts" that I made in my last moment as the God of Rock."
I don’t know what the law of heaven is, but it is a bit like the supreme will of the Dharma Ring world. It looks down on the world from a high place, and then limits the world and controls the development of the world.
In fact, the listener is happy and the listener suppresses laughter.
"Hmph, I won't believe a word of what you, the foolish executive, say." Paimon put his hands on his hips and stared dissatisfied.
"We're here, Zhongli should be inside now."
Among the three, Dadalia, the executive son, said dissatisfiedly to a woman in lewd clothing.
"Haha, I'm sorry, little mutant Qiuqiu."
Out of politeness, Kong also stopped and greeted: "Hello, Mr. Xia Yu, I was planning to go to Shengsheng Hall to find Mr. Zhongli."
"You actually said this is cooperation between executives? The so-called cooperation should at least exchange information..."
"Ah——! Paimon is not a mutated Qiuqiu. I'm angry. I'm going to give you an unpleasant nickname."
"Alas..." Dadalia sighed, "Okay, but I have to go back later, and I don't want to take the same boat with you."
【Clash of Clans】:?
"Well, then I'll trouble you, Mr. Xia Yu."
[Dark Soul 3]: I am dead. If you have something to do, burn paper, summon spirits for small things, or dig graves for big things. If you really miss me, come down and accompany me. If you are online, it will be purely a corpse transformation!
【Original God】:......
Xia Yu, who was listening on the sidelines, pouted and said it so nicely. It translated to mean that MiHoYo's screenwriter hadn't figured out the follow-up plot yet, so he asked Zhongli to be the Riddler.
As if noticing Sora's gaze, Dadalia waved and said hello: "Hey, Sora, this is the first time we've met after the incident. How should I put it, the atmosphere is a little...um...awkward?"
Now, only Zhongli, Kong, and Xia Yu Paimeng were left in the room.
"Hey——! Don't ignore me!"
While Zhongli and Kong were explaining, the lady also looked at the young master.
…
However, in response to Kong's suggestion, Xia Yu just smiled lightly: "Don't worry, I'm not weak, and there's no fighting inside."
[Food Addiction Dungeon]: Forget it, it was just what I swore last time, let’s try it with someone else this time.
"Yes, Zhongli often said that transactions must be fair, but... is there anything else in this world that is worthy of being exchanged for the heart of God?" Paimeng also said.
[Clash of Clans]: Feudal superstition is not trustworthy, so I swear that if a new person joins the group, I will quit sex for one...and half a month.
[Meal Addiction Dungeon]: The devil's meat is ready, including fried, fried, steamed, stewed, and I also made sashimi.
As Zhongli stretched out his hand, a rock-yellow God's Heart emerged from his hand like a chess piece. Seeing this scene, Kong and Paimon's eyes widened in surprise.
[Meal Addiction Dungeon]: Last time you said you wanted to take advantage of Ocell's escape, and you even started a live broadcast. I'm not blind, so the good thing is Ocell's flesh and blood?
[Original God]: That's not true. The advantage I have here is the soul, but you can't use it, so I chopped off a few heads.
"Then, let's go to the teahouse and have a chat." Zhongli suggested as he looked at Kong who came to see him.
While saying this, Xia Yu stepped forward and walked towards the inside of Beiguo Bank. Seeing this, Kong wanted to say something, but seeing that Xia Yu was already walking towards the entrance, he could only follow anxiously.
At the same time, there were three figures talking in Beiguo Bank.
While speaking, Dadalia glanced at Xia Yu who was standing behind Kong, shrugged and said: "It seems that the only people who have been kept in the dark are you and me, Kong."
The lady said coldly: "Don't waste your time, sir. If you want to chat, just wait until I finish my business and then chat slowly."
While the woman was speaking softly, Xia Yu happened to lead Sora and Paimon in from the entrance.
"If you really want to know the answer, you can reveal the answer yourself during your future journey." At the end of the chat, Zhongli ended with these words.
"Zhongli, he shouldn't be in the Hall of Rebirth now, but I know where he is. Do you want to come with me?"
Kong shouted softly and immediately stood in front of Xia Yu, assuming a defensive posture.
【Clash of Clans】: What a fuck!
"Then, now that we have the Heart of God, there is no point in chatting. You and I should go back to the Winter Palace to see the Queen first."
"Not revealing the contents of this contract is also part of the contract, so I cannot tell you what the contents of the contract are."
However, according to the plot flow, you can guess that this must be related to the Ice Queen's fight against the law of heaven.
【Clash of Clans】:……
The lady raised her head and walked towards the entrance with model steps. Seeing this, the young man shrugged his shoulders, said goodbye to Sora and walked out.
[Clash of Clans]: Hiss, hiss, here I come, please agree, I want to come over and eat.
But while following him, he also secretly made up his mind that no matter what happened inside, he would definitely protect Mr. Xia Yu.
As the saying goes, when the sky falls, there are tall people who hold it up. In the world of the Ring of Law, Xia Yu, the Faded One, is a tall person, so he can only move forward hard. But in the Tiyvat Continent, although the Demon God Xia Yu is also a tall person, he can squat down.
, so he chose to lie down.
Sora and Paimon, who were running towards the Hall of Rebirth, heard the greetings and turned around to see Xia Yu's wandering figure.
"Hmph, please do as you like."
"Ah - after all, the feeling of watching a friend being taken away from something important and being unable to do anything about it...is hard to forget, right?"
Seeing that Zhongli didn't want to say more, Kong didn't insist anymore. After chatting for a few more words, Zhongli led everyone towards the teahouse.
"I actually have another question." Kong hesitated for a moment, but still asked, "What kind of transaction is worth the price of the heart of God?"
[Original God]: Demon God’s meat didn’t bring you any trouble, right? After all, it is Demon God’s meat.
"Mr. Xia Yu, I want to go in and take a look. I'm afraid there may be danger inside. Why don't you wait outside first." Kong reminded kindly.
"Heart of God?" Sora was a little confused about the situation at the scene.
The clown is myself!
The people who have been kept in the dark are him and Kong, the tool. Among them, the young master Dadalia is the worst. Not only did he obtain the clown achievement, but he also became the wallet leader for a period of time.
Paimon's retort was heard by Xia Yu naturally. Looking at Kong who was out of breath, Xia Yu smiled.
[Food Addiction Dungeon]: It’s okay. It’s not too troublesome to cook. By the way, you should make an oath and see if any new people can join the group.
While speaking, the woman glanced at the entrance of the room and reminded her casually: "Wait a minute, it seems an acquaintance of yours is here."
【Original God】:o(#▼ Pan▼)=O))￣⊿￣“)o
[Food Addiction Dungeon]: Demon God’s flesh and blood? Is it Osel’s?
[Original God]: How do you know? It’s Osel’s head. It looks like a sea snake. I don’t know what it tastes like.
After hearing Xia Yu's words, Kong glanced at the lady's provocative smile and the young master's somewhat embarrassed smile, gritted his teeth, took a deep breath and calmed down.
"Hey, hey! There's me too." Paimon suddenly flew in front of Xia Yu and stamped his feet dissatisfied, "You guys are hiding this from us too."
Xia Yu is right, he is already at his limit against the young master alone, and now with the addition of the lady, he may really not be able to win.
"It's not a gift." Zhongli turned his head and looked at Kong and said calmly, "It's a transaction based on a contract. It's between me and the Ice Queen."
"Well." Xia Yu smiled apologetically, "I do know. I'm sorry for keeping it secret from you."
Hearing this, Xia Yu's expression was incomprehensible. Is Zhongli in danger? It's probably not those fools who are in danger.
[Xia Yu]: Chat group? There is actually a way to travel through time? Now I don’t have to be a porter for a food wholesaler.
Anyway, even if something goes wrong later, he can still protect himself. He just doesn't know if Chu Huo can use the laws of heaven as firewood. If he can, then just burn everything with one fire.
Seeing Sora and Paimon floating in the air, the lady said softly: "Oh, it's you. We met in the city of bards, right? It's not bad. You remember my name well."
【Food Addiction Dungeon】: Food? Be alert!
[Clash of Clans]: A small worker under a wholesaler? Brother, your life is a bit miserable. In which game world is your life so miserable?
Hearing what Xia Yu said, Kong immediately said seriously: "This is the property of fools. Mr. Zhongli may be in danger."
The next moment, the lady looked at Zhongli: "As agreed, I'm here to get your God's Heart, Morax."
"Haha, it's really surprising." Dadalia suddenly interjected, "I didn't expect that even this friend knew that it was only the two of us who were kept in the dark from the beginning to the end. Sora, suddenly we feel a bit sympathetic.
Feel it."
"The Emperor of the Rock King is Zhongli?" Kong was also a little surprised. Although he had some doubts before, the truth at this moment is undoubtedly more surprising.
"Oh?" Xia Yu smiled when he heard Paimon say this, "Then what nickname are you going to give me?"
The moment he saw the three people present, Paimeng exclaimed: "It's Zhongli and Young Master, and...you are! You are the executive officer of the Fools!"
"What! So you are Lord Rock?!" Paimon exclaimed in disbelief.
"But I am the God of Contracts. I have made thousands of contracts through my hands for thousands of years. If a transaction is not profitable, I will never make it easily."
"Hmm... just call it?" Pamon lowered his head in thought, but soon looked confused, "What should I call it?"
[Xia Yu has joined the chat group!]
"Based on universal rationality, there really isn't." Zhongli shook his head slightly. Upon hearing this, both Kong and Paimon were shocked, and Zhongli continued.
However, the little mascot floating next to him was unhappy and said angrily: "I am not a mutant Qiuqiu, Paimon is Paimon!"
After all, Mr. Xia Yu came here because he wanted to guide him, so he must not let the other party be harmed by the fools.
[Original God]: I swear, maybe a new Xia Yu will join the group soon.
Just as Xia Yu was wandering around the Liyue Port, which was gradually returning to the populated area, a blond figure suddenly broke into his sight.
Zhongli nodded and responded: "The contract has been fulfilled. As you asked, I will give you what was promised."
[Xia Yu]: Game? Isn’t it a comic? I traveled into a certain Japanese comic world.
【Clash of Clans】: Comics!!
[Clash of Clans]: It doesn’t seem that strange, haha. After all, the evil spirit guy is also a comic. What kind of comic world are you in?
[Xia Yu]: Let’s take a guess?
[Xia Yu]: Let me give you a hint, food, amazing food, super amazing food, huge food, planet-level food! Universe-level food, parallel universe-level food!
【Xia Yu】: Food explosion!!!
Readers who want me to write about the interaction between beautiful women, I can only say sorry_(:з」∠)_
I am a purebred single, and I haven’t read many interactive articles with delicate writing. I really don’t know how to write them, but there are still interactions, but I can’t write them out. You can imagine them through fantasy, and there are starting points.
There are many original divine texts and pure love in the harem, you can search for them.
I can only apologize here, um... maybe I will write about it later when I get better writing skills, but now I can only apologize (ω`)
Speaking of which, "The Cursed Land" has been released, and the price is over 400. I really don't know if they are confident, or if they don't have a clear self-awareness. Anyway, I was a little excited when I first watched the demo video, but now it seems,
Purely relying on the defense, whoever buys will lose.