Chapter 262 Look at me and say that humans can eat minerals, right?
[Clash of Clans]: As expected of you.
[Original God]: As expected of you.
[Sekiro]: As expected of you.
[NieR Automata]: As expected of you.
After daily rereading, Neil Xiayu moved his eyes away from the chat group. Today is another happy day for the group.
"Yeah~ let's go for a walk."
Xia Yu stood up from the throne and stretched comfortably, then murmured and looked towards the palace door, but the next moment, he was suddenly stunned.
Because three heads were sticking out of the door, and the three pairs of eyes above the heads were staring at him intently.
"You three...what are you doing?"
Xia Yu asked strangely as he looked at the foolish Gemini and A2 who followed them.
"Forehead……"
The three of them looked at each other, and A2 turned his head away first, blushing slightly.
Diavola looked at Bobola with encouraging eyes and had no intention of stepping forward to answer. Seeing this, Bobola rolled her eyes at Diavola and stepped forward helplessly.
Alas, among their twin models, her younger sister looks more like the elder sister, but for some reason, in the system settings, Divala is the elder sister.
While thinking about this, Bobola stepped forward and walked up to Xia Yu. Facing Xia Yu's confused gaze, Bobola calmly spoke.
"Sir, this is our recent work progress, please take a look."
While speaking, Bobola clicked on her watch, and a large amount of data was projected instantly.
Looking at the dense information in front of him, Xia Yu raised his eyebrows. Did he encounter a problem that he didn't know how to solve? So he asked him tactfully?
If that's the case, let's take a look.
Anyway, with his current mental strength, it only takes a minute or two to read the information and analyze the conclusions.
However, as Xia Yu browsed, his original serious expression gradually relaxed. There was no problem with the information, and his policies were perfectly implemented.
So, you don’t want him to solve the problem, but you really just want to report the progress?
"Well, it's done well. You guys did a great job."
Although I don’t know what Bobola and the others think, but praise is always right.
Hearing Xia Yu's compliment, Bobola's face turned a little red, and then she looked away with some trepidation, her voice sounding like a mosquito.
"Then...can you give us some rewards, sir?"
"Okay, what reward do you want?"
Although the voice was a little soft, Xia Yu still heard it clearly, so he responded with a smile.
After receiving Xia Yu's response, Bobola raised her head, took a deep breath, and said, "I hope you can accompany our sisters on a date for a day!"
Hearing this, Xia Yu was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
"This can't be considered a reward. How about changing it to another one?"
"No need, sir, this is our wish, please grant it!"
Seeing Bobola's cute appearance, Xia Yu smiled and reached out to touch her head.
"Okay, I'm very happy to be able to go on a date with you for a day."
Bobola, who was being stroked, blushed and lowered her head. Although the system was almost covered by the refreshed joy characters, she did not forget to analyze and think.
The adult's mental state is obviously very good, so why did he show that expression before? It happened that the adult agreed to her request, and they could spend a day observing the adult.
And being able to date an adult is a total win-win situation!
Thinking about this, Bobola did not hesitate, and excitedly took Xia Yu's hand and walked outside the palace. While walking out, she had already explained it to Divala and A2 through the Internet mailbox.
Although it was a date between their sisters and a human adult, A2 was the human adult's bodyguard, so they had no choice but to let A2 come with them.
They are management-type androids, and compared to protecting adults, the combat-type A2 is indeed more proficient.
Following Bobola's explanation in the mailbox, Diavola and A2 also understood Bobola's plan.
Diavala immediately ran over excitedly and took Xia Yu's free hand. A2 silently walked behind Xia Yu. As a guard, that was her place.
Since it’s a date, it’s natural to go shopping. With the work of the mechanical life form 007, the ruined city in NieR’s Automata has been completely transformed into a real city.
Nowadays, there are artificial people and awakened mechanical life forms living in the city. Because the awakened mechanical life forms will all be transformed into humanoid bodies, the people coming and going in the entire city are no different from the human cities in the past.
However, when Xia Yu appeared, a chain reaction immediately occurred. In order to see the heroic appearance of the human adult, all the androids living in the ruined city surrounded Xia Yu.
The whole street was instantly blocked, and all the shopping plans were ruined.
In the end, it was Xia Yu, the human being, who spoke and made all the androids reluctant to leave. Of course, the androids had taken satisfying photos before leaving.
That was a snapshot taken by a human adult, and it was enough to satisfy the artificial people.
However, when all the androids left, two white-haired androids remained.
"Hey, 2B, 9S, you two are also dating."
Looking at 9S in regular clothes and 2B in a T-shirt, Xia Yu greeted them casually.
"Um."
2B continued to say as little as he could before, and just hummed slightly, while 9S lowered his head in embarrassment.
"It's a date or something... we're just shopping."
"Isn't shopping a date? If you like knowledge about human beings so much, don't you understand the word date?" Looking at 9S's appearance, Xia Yu said with a smile.
Regarding this, 9S wanted to explain something, but when he heard Xia Yu say that he liked knowledge about human beings, he immediately remembered a past incident.
"Sir, how badly you lied to me. Humans cannot eat minerals at all. The minerals in the human body are all obtained from food."
9S said a little aggrievedly that before he realized the truth, he always thought that human beings could eat not only glass but also various minerals as Xia Yu said.
After the war, his hacking-scanning reconnaissance robot was no longer useful, so he turned to his favorite anthropology.
With a large amount of data investigation, 9S gradually discovered that the human knowledge told to him by the human adults was completely false.
For example, the process of human beings replenishing minerals is to eat minerals directly. He investigated that human teeth can reach Mohs hardness level of 5 to 6. Generally, the Mohs hardness of iron is only 4 to 5. Perhaps humans can chew iron raw, but human teeth
The digestive system cannot digest minerals.
When the words of the human adults were inconsistent with the records in the book, 9S chose to believe the content in the book because he knew the word "deception".
So all in all, it could only be that the human adults deceived him just to see his joke. Although it was incredible, he had never seen any human adults eat minerals.
Hearing 9S's aggrieved words, Xia Yu was a little unhappy. He was sincere in his deception, but the other party still didn't believe it. So today he was going to let 9S see whether humans could eat minerals.
"Come on, let me show you today whether humans can eat minerals."
While talking, Xia Yu took out a piece of iron ore from his pocket. The androids were not surprised by this scene.
After all, we are human beings, and everything is possible. This is not the first time that Xia Yu has taken out something from his empty pocket.
Looking at the artificial humans in front of him, Xia Yu put the iron ore in his hand into his mouth on the spot, chewed it, and finally swallowed it.
Seeing the dumbfounded expressions of several androids, Xia Yu spread his hands and said helplessly: "Look, I just said that humans can eat minerals."
Looking at 9S's shocked eyes, Xia Yu stepped forward and patted his shoulder, saying, "Young man, don't think you understand human beings. Human beings are much more complicated than you think."
Seeing Xia Yu really eat a piece of iron ore, 9S couldn't help but murmured: "Human beings are so amazing..."
As I was writing this, I suddenly thought of Azur Lane. In Azur Lane, dating the commander for a day can also be regarded as a reward, and there is even a first prize called "Commander Date Ticket".
By the way, I graduated from the Azur Lane updated card pool at 30 draws today. I have never been so cool. I still have more than 200 Rubik's Cubes left.