Chapter 205: Lao Li, lets be the King of the Mountain
Until he walked out of the Wannian County Government Office, Li Shimin still felt like he was in a dream.
He actually fought a battle with his own city defense army in such a confused way. If anyone knew about it, it would be written down in the history books and become a joke for the ages.
Fortunately, I was smart and covered my face with my clothes!
Otherwise the joke will be too big.
Only then did Wang Zi'an realize that the person with a sallow complexion and thin figure following Cheng Yaojin was the legendary Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao!
Although he was used to seeing celebrities from the Tang Dynasty, Wang Zi'an still felt a bit dreamy when he saw the door god on the door frame of his home standing in front of him.
So much so, that even when Cheng Yaojin introduced Niu Jinda to him, he didn't react for a moment. The fat, fair and fat guy in front of him, who still likes to wear a white robe despite his age, is the legendary You Junda.
I remember when I saw You Junda interrupting Cheng Yaojin's dream of learning art, I wanted to get into the book and beat him up. I didn't expect to see a living person today!
"Master - cough, no, I mean brother-in-law -"
See you again after a long absence.
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang shouted subconsciously and came over to them.
Qin Shubao, Niu Jinda:......
It turns out that this Wang Zi'an is the master of you two bastards. Where is the promised Taoist master with white beard and hair, an immortal air, and an air of immortality?
I bet you two bastards are fooling us!
The two of them wanted to go crazy when they thought that a group of them had studied the maddening cursive script for seven or eight days. Especially Qin Shubao, when he thought of his famous analysis in Chang'an, he
I felt hot all over and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
Damn it, my lifelong reputation!
I really wish I could catch these two bastards and beat them up on the spot.
Wang Zi’an:……
He looked at the two bitches in front of him with a speechless expression. This brother-in-law shouted very smoothly, if you can, send your sister to my house. Although my bed is small, I am not afraid of being crowded.
"Zian, the cursive script these two idiots brought back was written by you? Does that thing really hide a pair of peerless martial arts and strength techniques?"
Niu Jinda felt bad all over. He looked at Wang Zi'an with a struggling expression, hiding the last trace of luck in his heart.
Qin Shubao and Cheng Yaojin also looked at Wang Zi'an nervously.
As soon as they heard this, Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang became very excited. If their cheap brother-in-law didn't say a word, then their brothers, no, and that bitch Li Siwen, would really be dead.
Looking at the expressions of Qin Shubao, Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda, Wang Zi'an couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth and thought to himself, wouldn't these three have also followed suit?
My conscience, I just want to tease and tease Cheng Chumo and the other three, those three bastards who are not human beings.
"Well, ahem - there should be some..."
I heard that in the book next door, someone could understand the immortal method based on the calligraphy written by Xia Jiba. If you can't understand the kung fu, I can only blame you for your lack of understanding...
He doesn't dare to say now that that thing is actually written by Xia Jiba.
After all, they brought people to save themselves, but they couldn't go back and let them die so completely.
You have to be kind.
Seeing Wang Zi'an nodding, Qin Shubao, Niu Jinda and Cheng Yaojin couldn't help secretly breathing a sigh of relief. As for the hesitation and uncertainty in Wang Zi'an's tone, the three of them selectively ignored it.
Is it true or false, does it still matter now?
It's not important!
The important thing is that you can't die in society, and you can't lose your reputation for life.
Just when several people were having their own thoughts, Li Shimin couldn't bear it anymore and tugged on Cheng Yaojin's sleeve with a look of helplessness.
"I said, everyone, we will talk about these words later. Now, should we run away first-"
We attacked the county government office, beat up the county magistrate, and beat up the city defense army. Don’t you have any idea? Why are you still walking around and chatting like this?
Qin Shubao, Cheng Yaojin, Niu Jinda, Li Junxian:......
So, Your Majesty, what do you mean, we have to take you and His Royal Highness and run away directly now?
No, a monk can't escape from the temple if he runs away.
Where else can we run?
Therefore, the top priority is to send His Majesty the Emperor back quickly and bring the situation under control.
Although the incident caused quite a stir, several people were not too panicked. After all, it is no better now than before. Without His Majesty's will, who would dare to act rashly among the city defense troops?
Therefore, even if Chi Fang turned around and became the deputy general of the city defense army, he could only take a side step and brought a group of his own soldiers and a few close associates, and he did not even dare to bring some more powerful crossbows.
Without a large army to encircle and suppress them, the few hundred people of my own were really not too frightened.
What's more, His Majesty the Emperor and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince are following us here.
Wang Zi'an looked at Li Shimin, who looked worried, and couldn't help but reveal a smirk. He walked forward and put his arm around Li Shimin's shoulders affectionately.
"I said, Lao Li, don't be afraid. If that dog emperor really wants to capture us, I will take you out of Chang'an - tsk tsk, I'll find you a hilltop and grab a village lady for you.
Wouldn’t it be beautiful to be a free and easy king of the mountain?”
Li Shimin couldn't help but have a black line on his face, and Li Chengqian gritted his teeth and sucked in a breath of cold air.
This gentleman of mine really dares to speak out.
If you have the ability, you can also show off your cards——
Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Shimin with great expectation.
Social death is not a matter of one person. When the showdown comes, it is time for everyone to die together. It makes me excited just thinking about it.
Qin Shubao and Niu Jinda looked at the sky, and the corners of their mouths became wider and wider.
"Stop talking nonsense, the matter is not that serious. After all, Lao Cheng and the others are also princes. Well, I am also a member of the royal family. I am just a county magistrate and city defense force. This trivial matter should be able to be settled - right, Lao
Procedure……"
After Li Shimin finished speaking, he looked at Cheng Yaojin with a dark face. This bitch could be beaten to death if he turned around.
Seeing that Li Shimin was about to become angry, Cheng Yaojin nodded quickly.
"It's a small thing, it's a small thing - but let's go back first. Standing here - well, it's a bit of an eyesore -"
Wang Zi'an looked around at the people around him. They were not an eyesore. There were more than a hundred people, and they were carrying sticks in their hands...
If Cheng Yaojin, Qin Shubao, Niu Jinda and others hadn't come face to face with them, Wu Hou, the patrolling lord of the city, would have come to take the man away.
"Ah - how are you doing, Mr. County Lord..."
As soon as they saw Cheng Yaojin and others walking away with their troops, the county lieutenants, county magistrates, yamen servants, catchers, and servants came around and cheered. They all asked for help, wishing they could offer their lives in exchange for it.
Gao Ting couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, resisted the urge to curse, and got up from the ground with difficulty.
"Why are you still standing there stupidly? Why don't you hurry up and call the county doctor? Come on, sir, I'll help you change your clothes..."
Gao Ting's personal servant said this and was about to step forward to help Gao Ting, but Gao Ting pushed him away.
"No, I want to go out like this and go to the emperor to sue them. I don't believe it anymore. There is no place for reasoning in this huge city of Chang'an..."
"Yes, I am about to sue them - but why should we wait until tomorrow? Why don't we go now -"
Revenge does not last overnight.
Chi Fang couldn't wait any longer after returning. He had suffered a terrible defeat today. He never thought in his wildest dreams that the other party would be so bold as to dare to attack the city defense army.
But the impact is good, the beating is good, even if you don't die this time, you will still have to peel off your skin.