Chapter 236 Wang Zian: I suspect that I was jumped by an immortal, but there is no evidence
Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin and others walked through the halls and doors, and when they reached the small courtyard where Cheng Ying'er lived, Lao Zhang, Lao Wang and others were looking around and squatting outside happily.
"Old Cheng is back——"
Hearing the familiar footsteps, everyone immediately raised their heads. Just as they were about to show off their victory, they saw Li Shimin with a dark face.
Immediately, the cheers that reached the lips were all swallowed up again.
Each one was possessed by drama queens, with expressions of grief, anger, regret and helplessness on their faces.
"Your Majesty, please make the decision for our Ying'er——"
The sound was long and drawn out, with a hint of the tone of a Liyuan opera - it really made the listener sad and made the listener cry - what the hell!
When Li Shimin heard this, his heart was filled with anger. He wanted to rush forward and kick everyone aside.
These shameless old guys are not dedicated to acting, and they shout so miserably. Why don't you put the smile on your face? Are you kidding?
Li Shimin had a dark face, said nothing, and just watched them perform there with no expression on his face.
These old guys are really too exaggerated.
Even Cheng Yaojin, Gao Fu, and Gao Zhan couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths, and looked up at the sky, pretending not to see.
These people howled for a while and found that Li Shimin didn't respond, so they all coughed dryly and closed down their magical powers.
"Your Majesty, we want to file a petition and ask your Majesty to make the decision for our Ying'er——"
Li Shimin continued to stare at them expressionlessly.
"Ahem - we are going to sue Wang Zi'an for going crazy under the pretext of drinking and breaking into our Ying'er's boudoir directly, and - alas, the poor old man and the others are old and have no strength to tie the chicken, so they are no match for him.
I can only watch him act cruelly, Your Majesty..."
Li Shimin was immediately stunned!
These old dogs are simply crazy!
Despite all his calculations, he never expected that these old guys would not care about their dignity at all and would siphon off his salary like this!
This move made Cheng Yaojin a little stunned.
But, I have to say, these old guys have something good, and they did a great job!
Looking at Li Shimin with a deflated look on his face, Cheng Yaojin felt a little relieved after feeling suffocated all morning.
Although this thing was done in a somewhat disgraceful way, His Majesty, the dog emperor, did it in an unethical manner. Our eldest brother will not talk about the second brother!
But his face immediately showed a look of sadness and anger.
"Wang Zi'an, you are a bitch, you are bullying others too much - wow, wow..."
Li Shimin:......
He laughed angrily and stared at Gao Fu and Gao Zhan with unkind eyes.
"Didn't you say we were having a wedding wine? If Wang Zi'an had done such a scandal, could you still call it a wedding wine?"
This, after all, is sloppy, the lines are not right!
However, Gao Fu was very clever. As soon as he rolled his eyes, he felt blessed and immediately changed into a look of annoyance and anger.
"I - we are just worried about the face of our family master, and don't want this scandal to be spread to His Majesty's ears. I want to say a few polite words to you. Who would have thought, who would have thought that His Majesty would actually..."
Gao Fu said, looking at Li Shimin with a sad and angry look.
"When you come here, where will our family master's face go -"
Li Shimin:......
Who am I, where am I, what have I done wrong?
This has become my fault!
"So, where did you hide the prince?"
Li Shimin looked unhappy.
"What do you mean we are hiding? It's clearly that bitch Wang Zi'an who kidnapped our Ying'er. Ah - I'm afraid they've already had a bridal chamber at this time..."
Li Shimin felt the veins on his forehead twitching when he heard this. Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and he became a little worried. These old dogs have never changed their evil ways, so don't do it for real.
Li Shimin groaned, without saying a word, flicked his sleeves and rushed straight into the yard.
These old dogs were talking nonsense with their eyes wide open, and he didn't believe a word of those bullshit!
Is Zian that kind of person?
Seeing that Li Shimin was the first to go in, these old guys winked at each other, and everyone immediately understood and followed him.
Especially Lao Geng, he can run so fast.
While shouting to protect His Majesty, he jumped in front of Li Shimin and climbed up.
Li Shimin:......
Do I need protection from you old thing?
But the boudoir is right in front of him, and Li Shimin won't compete with him for this opportunity. If he takes one step earlier and one step later, what else could happen?
"Wang Zi'an, you piece of shit, I'm going to fight you to the death—"
In the blink of an eye, I saw Lao Geng running to the second floor, yelling at the closed door, and kicked it open.
Li Shimin hurriedly took two steps, but before he could enter the door, he heard a woman's exclamation and the familiar voice of Wang Zi'an coming from the room. His heart suddenly sank, and the last trace of luck disappeared.
When he appeared at the door with a sullen face, he saw Cheng Ying'er with disheveled hair, wrapped in a quilt, and a look of panic, and Wang Zi'an, who was only wearing an undershirt, shirtless, and wet all over.
"Wang Zi'an, you did a good job——"
Wang Zi'an, who was still drunk:...
Who am I, where am I, what happened?
I clearly remember that I was still drinking in my courtyard, but why did I end up in Cheng Ying'er's bed in the blink of an eye?
Was Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin trapped in bed on the spot?
I understand, I must be dreaming after drinking too much!
Otherwise, how could such a bloody and illogical scene appear?
But, this dream is too real.
I have a spring dream without trace——
Looking at Cheng Ying'er's silky and beautiful skin, her gorgeous face, and the one so close at hand - ahem, he couldn't help but stretched out his curious hands...
"ah--"
The ear-piercing screams, and Li Shimin, Cheng Yaojin suddenly jumped forward, with veins popping out and his big face almost distorted, making him startled. After most of the drunkenness, he woke up.
"Wang Zi'an, I didn't expect you to be such a person, it's really——"
Cheng Yaojin was "heartbroken" and Gao Fu and others were "filled with righteous indignation".
Li Shimin:......
"I'm so stupid, really, I should have known..."
Looking at the brand new bedding, the hanging ribbons, and the lit red candles in the room, how could he still not see that these dogs were clearly engaging in a blatant trick of immortality?
But what else could I do? I saw it with my own eyes and couldn’t argue with myself. The most important thing was that Wang Zi’an, this unsatisfactory piece of shit, actually did it in front of me and others...
"Wang Zi'an, we know that you and our Ying'er are in love and will get married sooner or later, but you can't go crazy under the influence of alcohol and forcefully kidnap our Ying'er upstairs under the pretext of sending us back home.
, to do such things..."
Gao Fu and others were heartbroken, beat their chests and stamped their feet, and almost sprayed the face of Li Shimin next to them.
Wang Zi’an:……
Brothers, I suspect that I was jumped by an immortal, but I have no proof.