Chapter 538 Small Advertisements on the Streets of Datang
So, after breakfast, a magical scene appeared on the street.
Li Shimin, Empress Changsun, Xiao Sizi, Wang Zi'an and Su Feier, five people, stood on the street handing out a bunch of small advertisements to people.
Five people, really a bit eye-catching.
On the girl's side, one is graceful and elegant, with still charming charm, and the other is cool and independent, but without exception, they are all rare beauties. Even the little girl with a sweet mouth who is following them is also pink.
Carved from jade, it looks like a silver doll. At first glance, it looks like a standard beauty.
These people, standing on the street, seem to have an adsorption effect, automatically gathering the attention of the street.
No matter who the small advertisement is delivered to, the other person will nod in a friendly manner, as if he has gotten a huge advantage.
There was no awkward situation of turning around and throwing away the small advertisement even though I didn't know a single big word.
As for the two men, the situation is similar. Wang Zi'an is handsome and handsome, and Li Shimin is a bit older and slightly stout. But in the Tang Dynasty, this not only does not deduct points, but becomes a plus point.
Xiang added a third of the maturity and grandeur of a middle-aged man to his handsomeness. The women who passed by looked at them and couldn't help but their eyes lit up, and their smoke became a little softer and gentler.
Without saying anything else, after accepting the advertisement, he turned around and left, his body looking a little more enchanting and light.
All in all, the effect is overwhelming.
Wang Zi'an felt very satisfied with this.
Sure enough, I still have my own discernment, and this hand-picked product is top-notch!
Li Shimin's eyes were a bit unsatisfactory. He stood there with evasive eyes, as if he had stolen someone's belongings.
If it were an ordinary person like that, he would definitely be called obscene.
But his good temperament and appearance gave him a lot of points, so even though he looked evasive, it was difficult to arouse the disgust of others. Instead, they thought it was his first time doing this kind of business, and he was a little embarrassed, and he got an extra job out of thin air.
friendly.
"This husband, what exactly does this Zhenguan Theater do for a living?"
A middle-aged woman who looked a little rich took advantage of a break in accepting advertisements to secretly touch Li Shimin's fair and slender little hands. She crossed her slightly out-of-shape waist and stood in front of Li Shimin with gleaming eyes and a smile.
asked.
"Tell your sister well and I will take care of your business later..."
Li Shimin:......
He was helpless and glanced at Empress Changsun, Wang Zi'an and others who were distributing advertisements, and had no choice but to introduce them.
"This Zhenguan Theater can be thought of as something like a goulan or a pear garden, but it's more beautiful than that. It's mainly used for performing shows for guests..."
Before Li Shimin finished speaking, the other party showed an expression of sudden realization.
"Oh, it's just a joke - you guys are really good at playing - don't worry, my sister will definitely take care of your business someday..."
Seeing Empress Changsun looking over here, she stopped lingering, gave Li Shimin a flirtatious look, twisted her huge butt and left.
Li Shimin:......
He looked at the thing in his hand and suddenly wanted to throw it on Wang Zi'an's head.
It's all this bitch's bad idea.
These are the first few today!
The most exaggerated thing is that there is actually a rich woman who wants to be his servant...
Fortunately, it was the first day off. The officials in the DPRK and Central Government were probably resting at home right now, so there weren't many people out for a walk. Otherwise, they would be bumped into. Wouldn't it be embarrassing?
The situation on Wang Zi'an's side is slightly better, because there is a cold and arrogant girl Su Su standing next to her. She has a posture of not letting strangers in. She is a bit intimidated by the enthusiastic sisters-in-law and aunts, and only dares to stay away from them.
Give me a look.
This made Wang Zi'an slightly regretful.
What a great opportunity to hone one's self-will, just gone...
Thinking of this, he glanced at Li Shimin with some envy.
His side is not far from Li Shimin's side.
With his current ability to perceive the five senses, he can naturally hear the movements over there clearly.
How long has it been since I met a bunch of romantic encounters?
Pooh--
It's disgusting, what's the big deal about being handsome!
Wang Zi'an despised him viciously, and soon lost interest in making small advertisements.
I can't help it, everyone is so enthusiastic, not only do I not have to say good things to others, but some people even come forward to ask for it - I don't understand the fun of spreading small advertisements at all.
This is the disadvantage of being too handsome.
He sighed angrily, stuffed the remaining small advertisements in his hands and Susu's hands into the hands of a young boy passing by, and then took out ten big coins.
"Go and post these small advertisements all the way from here, and the money will be yours—"
This is pie in the sky!
When the young man saw that Wang Zi'an was really giving him money, he jumped up with joy, took ten big coins from Wang Zi'an's hand, and went away with great enthusiasm.
Isn't it just advertising?
This is easy!
Li Shimin, who was worried that he would be discovered by the courtiers, saw the movement here and his eyes suddenly lit up.
He quickly put away the small advertisements in the hands of his wife and daughter and stuffed them into the hands of a passing vendor. However, he only remembered when he reached into his pocket to take out the money.
I have no money!
Where did he bring any money himself——
Under the strange gaze of the vendor, he coughed awkwardly and pointed at Wang Zi'an.
"Ahem, I don't have the habit of bringing money when I go out. Did you see that that person is my money bag? Go get the money from him. Just say what I said, twenty big bucks..."
He didn't dare to say more because he was afraid that Prince An didn't have much money.
The vendor looked at him and then at Wang Zi'an in the distance.
Without any doubt, he went to Wang Zi'an to collect the money.
Wang Zi’an:……
He was just about to watch Li Shimin's joke, but he didn't expect that this piece of shit would come directly to him.
The key is to be generous with yourself!
Twenty grand—
I only spent ten!
I complained in my heart, but I still had to pay for it.
In fact, he had already placed an advertisement in the Tang Dynasty Evening News and posted small advertisements on the streets. It was just a small idea that Wang Zi'an had accidentally come up with two days ago.
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It can also be regarded as a tribute to the previous life.
Now that I think about it, when I was in college, I distributed advertisements with my roommate and girlfriend, earned thirty-fifty, and had a lot of fun eating bowls of ramen together.
How is it like now, where you can eat whatever you want, buy whatever you want, and have too much money to spend, so what fun is there in life?
As for inviting Li Shimin and his wife to come over and post small advertisements, that was just a prank on his part. Who made Li Shimin, the father-in-law, run into them?
Early in the morning, I took my wife and kids to my house to have breakfast.
If you don't work for him, who will work for you?
At that time, he had people secretly buy Zuixian Tower from the Wang family, mainly because the entertainment items in Datang were really lacking. Apart from listening to music on the hook, it was just street acrobatics, which would become stale after watching too much.
I want to imitate future generations and have some fun for myself.
No TV, movies to watch?
Then just do it yourself, live broadcast directly!
Therefore, he directly bought the Zuixian Building, one of the most famous brothels in Chang'an City, and renovated it into a comprehensive theater.
Mainly to prepare myself to rehearse various TV series and movies.
You don’t need to act every day, you just need someone to act for you when you want to watch it. Watch whichever episode you want to watch, and act in whatever movie you want to watch.
If you are happy, you can just play it, and you can play it continuously for as long as you want. If you are not happy, you can add ads to the audience.
The crazy kind——
Nothing else, just play!
In your spare time, you can organize performances of dramas, songs and dances, operas, sketches, acrobatics...
It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to do it yourself, just provide a form and creativity.
There were many artists of all kinds in the Tang Dynasty, so the rest could be taken care of naturally.
In fact, there are many art forms similar to talk shows and sketches, but at that time it was not called this, instead it was called funny, and it was quite influential. Mr. Sima Qian even wrote a biography specifically for this group of people, called funny biography.
In short, the purpose of this theater is to play.
After leaving the errands at hand, Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief. His waist was no longer sore and his legs were no longer hurting. He looked energetic.
This is perfect, I haven’t met a single minister!
Li Shimin looked at Wang Zian with a smile.
"Where's Zian? You see, we have been busy for most of the day and are sweating all over. Why don't we go to the east side of the city and soak in a hot spring to relieve our fatigue?"
Wang Zi’an:……
It's such a cold day and your little face is almost turning white from the cold. Are you sure you're covered in stinky sweat?
He couldn't help but complain in his heart.
Subconsciously I wanted to refuse.
But when he saw Miss Su Su standing next to him, with a look of yearning on her face, she immediately changed her mind.
It seems, it seems, it’s okay to go there!
If you say go, go.
He immediately raised his hand to flag down a horse-drawn carriage on the roadside and headed straight for Dongshan.
To be honest, although the hot springs have been built, I have not been there a few times.
The prince's palace also has a special bathroom, a sauna room, and several maids who know how to massage. The bathing conditions are first-class. If you don't live in Dongshan Villa, you really don't want to go all the way.
Take a hot spring bath.
Dongshan, especially around Wang Zi'an Courtyard, was turned into a military restricted area by Li Shimin under the banner of garrison during this period.
Thousands of sled troops not only trained day and night on the hillside, but also took on the task of guarding the glass factory and other courtyards.
People who are idle can't even get close, let alone come in.
But Li Shimin and Wang Zi'an are obviously not within this scope.
The carriage drove straight in, heading straight up the hillside.
It was the first time for Xiao Sizi and Empress Changsun to come here. They jumped out of the carriage and looked around with curiosity. The carriage driver looked at Li Shimin and Wang Zi'an with a flattering expression, waiting to settle the fare.
Li Shimin pretended not to see it and ran away with his wife and daughter.
"Although it's a little remote here, the scenery is actually pretty good. Come on - I'll show you something new..."
Wang Zi’an:……
He casually took out dozens of large coins from his pocket and threw them directly to the coachman next to him without counting them.
"Wait here, and when you leave later, you can take us with you -"
Wang Zi'an was generous, and the carriage driver naturally wanted it.
You know, if you work for two or three days on weekdays, you may not be able to earn so much.
Not going anywhere.
He unloaded the carriage and let his horse briskly for a while, while eating some hay on the mountainside. He curled up on the carriage and squinted for a while.
When Wang Zi'an followed Li Shimin and Queen Changsun, Li Shimin was standing on the top of the hillside, introducing the wonders of Dongshan to his wife.
From a distance, it looks like a large continuous snow house that looks like a big mushroom.