Chapter 557: As expected of me, Li Shimin, a good son-in-law
Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde as goalkeepers?
Is this door god just a man he says he should be?
And it has something to do with His Majesty?
If this topic was not spoken by His Majesty himself, they would all think that the person who said this was suffering from hysteria.
Li Yuan couldn't help but stop what he was doing, looked at Li Shimin, then at Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde, and finally turned around and set his sights on Wang Zi'an.
"Zian, what's going on——"
"Don't listen to his surprise. In fact, it's nothing. I just replaced the door gods Shen Tu and Yu Lei with Yi Guogong and Wu Guogong - it doesn't matter who I post, everyone can tell me whether it's right..."
Wang Zi'an didn't even raise his eyes. He took a chopstick and stuffed the dish into his mouth and spoke slowly.
Everyone:…
Is that still right?
That’s right for you!
Was this doorkeeper randomly changed?
Seeing that this bastard didn't take it seriously, Li Yuan couldn't help but look exploratively at Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde. When the two of them saw Li Yuan looking over, they couldn't help but laugh awkwardly and took the initiative to explain.
"This - we don't know what's going on..."
"You brat, don't be so pretentious and tell me what's going on -"
Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but urge him from the side.
Seeing that their appetites were almost whetted, the other tables also slowed down the speed of picking up food, secretly pricked up their ears, and began to pay attention to what was going on here. Only then did Wang Zi'an cough lightly and speak seriously.
"This matter is a long story, and we have to start with a public case between the Dragon King of Jingshui and His Majesty..."
Everyone:…
Although it felt like this kid must be talking nonsense, everyone's curiosity got the better of them. Even Cheng Chumo, Li Siwen and others who were secretly stuffing things into their mouths couldn't help but slow down their chewing movements and prick up their ears.
I listened on the sidelines.
"In the last years of the Sui Dynasty, there were wars and chaos, and the people were in dire straits. Therefore, the Supreme Emperor couldn't bear to see the people of the world displaced and in danger, so he accepted the fate of Tian Jing, raised troops from Guanzhong, swept the world, and established the immortal foundation of the Tang Dynasty..."
When Li Yuan heard this, he couldn't help but straighten his back.
Everyone else quickly put away the playful and careless expressions on their faces, regardless of what they were thinking. At this time, they must show their admiration for the great achievements of the Supreme Emperor.
Li Shimin couldn't help but his eyes moved slightly, and he secretly clenched his fists.
Wang Zi'an seemed to have not seen the expressions on everyone's faces and kept talking.
"Logically speaking, our country, the Tang Dynasty, was born in response to the fate of heaven. It should have been praised by heaven, with good weather and good weather, and peace and prosperity for the country and the people. However, why have there been constant natural disasters and droughts and floods in the past two years?"
Hearing this, Li Yuan couldn't help but his eyes flickered, and everyone else, including Li Shimin, couldn't help but take a deep breath. Several people who were closer to Wang Zi'an couldn't help showing anxiety in their eyes.
look.
What on earth is this brat trying to say!
You know, in the past two years, both the government and the public have blamed Li Shimin for this issue. They attributed the frequent disasters in the world to Li Shimin who killed his brothers, forced his father to abdicate, and angered God.
Discussions are debates, but no one dares to slap the Supreme Emperor and Li Shimin directly in the face.
This is no longer a discussion, this is about flipping the table——
Looking at Wang Zi'an who didn't notice anything at all, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help coughing a few times and secretly tugged on his clothes.
What is the occasion?
Talking nonsense will kill people!
Look, His Majesty’s face has changed!
Knowing what Cheng Yaojin was thinking, Wang Zi'an glanced at him pretending to be confused, with a surprised look on his face.
"Why, Mr. Su Guogong, do you know the reason?"
Cheng Yaojin's face darkened instantly, and he wished he could stand up on the spot and kick him a few times.
Could this piece of shit be fooled by secretly eating lard and act stupidly here?
"You must have drunk too much, and you are talking nonsense here - it's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, who can do anything, what's the reason? You bastard, since you've drunk too much, why don't you go back to bed quickly?
——”
As he said that, he stood up and forcibly dragged the bitch back.
"I didn't drink. What's the matter? Father-in-law, could it be that you drank too much..."
Seeing Cheng Yaojin hurriedly coming up to pull him, Wang Zi'an couldn't help but feel a little warm in his heart. Although his father-in-law was careless and took advantage of him when nothing happened, he was really good to himself.
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But there was an appropriately puzzled look on his face.
Cheng Yaojin:......
This bitch needs to be beaten to death!
Wang Zi'an had already spoken to such an extent that Cheng Yaojin couldn't forcefully drag him anymore. He could only look at Wang Zi'an speechlessly. He hoped that this bitch could still know a little bit about the depth and would not talk nonsense like usual.
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"Zian——"
Empress Changsun couldn't help but speak softly, with a trace of worry in her eyes.
Although my husband likes this child, if he couldn't say inappropriate words on this occasion today, I'm afraid it would really end badly.
Wang Zi'an smiled and nodded to Empress Changsun, making a calming gesture.
"Mother-in-law, don't be anxious. When we talk about the frequent natural disasters and droughts and floods since Zhenguan, we have to mention one person——"
Having said this, he glanced at everyone with a smile, and in the end, he deliberately set his eyes on Li Shimin.
Li Shimin's heart suddenly lifted, and his face turned a little pale.
But I saw Wang Zi'an speaking slowly and authentically.
"This person is Yuan Tiangang, the supervisor of the Sitianjian of the Tang Dynasty——"
As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
so far so good--
This brat still knows some sense of propriety, but his worries have been put aside, and his curiosity has been fully aroused by him.
"It is said that Yuan Tiangang, the Chief Supervisor of Tianjian, knows astronomy from above and geography from below. In the first year of Zhenguan, when Your Majesty ascended the throne, he has already calculated that with the blessing of God, the Tang Dynasty will have good weather for several consecutive years starting from the first year of Zhenguan.
A bumper harvest, a peaceful country and a peaceful people..."
Speaking of this, Li Shimin's face suddenly turned rosy.
This brat, although he talks loudly and out of breath, is quite knowledgeable!
Others couldn't help but have strange expressions on their faces.
Is this bitch taking the opportunity to please His Majesty?
Really——
Shameless!
Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but cursed in his heart. With such a good opportunity, he didn't even know to bring his father-in-law with him. It doesn't matter if he didn't bring his father-in-law with him. I'd better bring your two uncles with me -
Really unworthy of a man!
Resentments fly out of the sky.
Wang Zi'an naturally didn't know that he was being complained about by countless people at this moment, let alone Cheng Yaojin's messy little thoughts. At this moment, he tried hard to recall the plot of Mr. Shan Tianfang's storytelling in his previous life, and gradually entered into his own mind.
Rhythm.
Calm and calm with a mysterious tone.
"After calculating this number, he couldn't help but feel very good. That night he drank and sang loudly in his yard. Unexpectedly, he attracted an old man in gray robes with a strange appearance and a bulging forehead.
The old man floated over and asked with a smile.
"Why is Taoist Yuan so happy?"
Yuan Tiangang blurted out without thinking too much when he was drunk and hazy.
"Now that Your Majesty has ascended the throne, with the blessing of God, the Tang Dynasty will have good weather and good harvests within a few years. I am happy for the court and the people -"
Unexpectedly, after Yuan Tiangang finished speaking, the gray-robed old man's face instantly darkened.
He immediately made a bet with Yuan Tiangang, saying that Yuan Tiangang must have made a mistake in his calculations. Within three years of the Tang Dynasty, there would be disasters one after another, droughts and floods. Otherwise, he was willing to lose his head.
Yuan Tiangang immediately re-deduced it and found that there were no mistakes. He immediately patted his chest and said to the old man in gray robe.
"This is destiny, and it will definitely not go wrong, otherwise I am willing to let the old man in gray robe handle it -"
The two high-fived each other on the spot and made a bet.
After the bet was established, the old man in gray robe suddenly turned into a breeze and disappeared.
Having said this, Wang Zi'an paused deliberately and glanced at everyone.
I wanted to wait for someone to compliment me, but in the end, no one spoke to me. They all looked at him eagerly, waiting for him to reveal the answer to the mystery.
Really, so uncooperative——
Wang Zi'an couldn't help but vomit.
"Yuan Tiangang was shocked when he saw this. He was almost drunk. He immediately counted with his fingers and figured out that this person is the Jinghe Dragon King who is now in charge of the rainwater of the Tang Dynasty——"
It's connected, it's on the face.
Everyone suddenly looked as if this was the case.
"Speak quickly, tell me quickly - could it be that the Jinghe Dragon King deliberately tampered with the amount of rainfall in order to make a bet?"
Li Yuan listened with rapt attention and hurriedly urged him from the side.
This kid Zian is so powerful. Even if he doesn't study and practice martial arts, and works as a storyteller in a restaurant, he is still a hundred times more powerful than those ordinary storytellers.
"Brother is indeed wise, worthy of being the Supreme Emperor——"
Wang Zi'an took advantage of the opportunity to compliment Li Yuan, which made the old man so happy that he stroked his beard.
"The Dragon King of the Jinghe River was unwilling to admit defeat. After he returned, he tampered with the destiny. Rainfall did not fall where it was supposed to rain, and rain fell sharply where it wasn't supposed to. Therefore, for three consecutive years, disasters occurred frequently throughout the Tang Dynasty, and the people were in dire straits—"
After hearing this, many people looked at Wang Zi'an with strange expressions.
The Marquis of Chang'an actually used this story to quietly deflect the world's accusations against His Majesty and pass them on to the Jinghe Dragon King, a divine dragon who doesn't know whether he exists or not.
This hand is like an antelope hanging its horns, leaving no trace.
How can he be like a descendant of the Immortal family who is indifferent to fame and wealth and is willing to hide in his house and not come out to do anything?
This is clearly an old fox who has been immersed in officialdom for many years!
Li Shimin looked at Wang Zi'an at this moment. He looked so pleasing to the eye and so kind to him. He wished he could jump on Wang Zi'an and hug him for a few kisses.
As an emperor, he understands even more the lethality of Wang Zi'an's story.
What do people know?
Compared with those people who accused him of being unfair in his position and angering God, they naturally like the current version of Wang Zi'an more. There is no way, he has a nose and eyes, and he almost believes it.
He is indeed my good son-in-law, Li Shimin, good, good!
PS: Thanks to the book friend Chi Rantian for being the leader of the book. There will be another chapter later to update the book for the boss Chi Rantian.