"This Xiao Zhang is really, ha... America is more unrestrained."
Zhang Lili seemed to want to explain, but didn't know where to start.
However, his explanation is a bit redundant. As long as Zhang Zhiyuan plays well, the fans will not mind if he is more romantic.
"This girl is pretty."
"Conquer foreign girls and win glory for the country."
"Damn, what if I fall and get smashed while playing?"
The fans were laughing and talking.
"This guy is not an honest person."
Xie Nan glanced at Liu Yan and said.
Liu Yan did not respond when she heard this. No one knew what she was thinking at this moment.
On the court, the game continues.
Zhang Zhiyuan was holding the ball and was double-teamed by Ginobili and Finley. Then Zhang Zhiyuan stepped back, gained dribbling space and then dribbled the ball in a fancy way. After a smooth operation, Finley lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground.
Then Zhang Zhiyuan broke through for a layup and scored two more points.
17 to 26, Spurs vs Zhang Zhiyuan, 17 to 18.
After scoring two points, Zhang Zhiyuan showed a wicked smile to Finley.
He wrote a rap before the game and now he can put it to use.
In the transition between offense and defense, Parker cut to the basket and scored two points on a sneak attack.
The Rockets attack, Zhang Zhiyuan controls the ball and advances.
Only half way through, he saw Finley nervously standing in front of him.
Then Zhang Zhiyuan started singing while patting the basketball.
hey-hey.
You look so scared.
What should you do if I have a breakthrough?
I dribble left and right, sometimes fast, sometimes slowly.
You move sideways repeatedly, sweating profusely.
I advise you to surrender and not to resist.
You don't listen to the advice and still want to fight again.
I turned around and changed direction.
You took a step forward and chased after me, tearing the egg.
Zhang Zhiyuan sang so high that he even forgot about the attack time.
After his teammates shouted a reminder, he passed the ball to Alston.
He then continued to harass Finley within earshot.
Such pain will be unforgettable for the rest of my life.
Your wife sighs when she sees the chicken.
Lao Wang next door, give you a thumbs up.
He will do the work on the bed for you.
Traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine were changed again and again.
To regain our glory, we have longed for it.
Sexual happiness can only be taken lightly.
Your life is dark and gloomy.
I advise you to put on women's clothing and escape from the misery.
Be a little patient and your smile will still be bright.
...
(Please assume that this is an English song. Don’t worry about translating it into English and not rhyming. Even if I write an English song that rhymes, will you understand it? If you understand it, just pretend that I didn’t say it. People with a sense of humor can naturally do it.
Anyone who can’t imagine this funny picture can leave me a message here. I want to see how many readers lack a sense of humor.)
"Fake Squid, how dare you insult my wife."
Finlay grabbed Zhang Zhiyuan's jersey and roared.
"No, I'm just insulting you."
Zhang Zhiyuan smiled contemptuously.
Finley has a relatively gentle temperament, and Zhang Zhiyuan is really not afraid of him doing anything.
Hearing Zhang Zhiyuan say that he was just insulting himself, Finley calmed down a little.
Thinking that he would be sent off if he took action, he finally endured it.
There was no chance. The referee and other players had already come over to start a fight. After all, Finley's angry look just now was quite scary.
The game was paused again, and the referee decided on the penalty based on replays.
During the pause, Zhang Zhiyuan's rap just played back on the big screen.
After hearing this, the fans burst into laughter.
Although the lyrics are a bit excessive, they pale in comparison to those black people's shitty raps.
In contrast, Zhang Zhiyuan's rap is catchy, the plot is coherent and reasonable, and the content is smooth and funny.
"I took a step forward and chased him fiercely. I injured my egg. Zhang, are you a devil? Can you imagine this?"
"Your wife looks at the chicken and sighs, hahaha..."
"I'll go, don't tell me this was improvised, it's incredible."
Except for Spurs and Finley fans, not many people sympathized with Finley who was ridiculed. Everyone just thought it was funny.
Although there are some violations, the league will naturally sanction Zhang Zhiyuan, so fans don't have to worry.
Not long after, the penalty was issued.
Zhang Zhiyuan was called a technical foul, which was considered a warning to him.
The game continued, but Zhang Zhiyuan was replaced by Van Gundy.
Van Gundy didn't even care about the game on the court, and was trying to persuade Zhang Zhiyuan to just play the game honestly and there was no need to do those provocative things.
If he really angers the Spurs players and injures Zhang Zhiyuan, Van Gundy will cry to death.
"Okay, I'll try my best to control it."
Zhang Zhiyuan said helplessly.
I finally had a chance to show off, but it was a pity that I couldn't enjoy it to the fullest.
But Zhang Zhiyuan is not particularly sorry, after all, his career is still long.
The most important thing right now is to win the championship, get honors, and become stronger.
When you become invincible in the future, you will have plenty of opportunities to pretend.
After Zhang Zhiyuan came off the field, the Spurs realized their shame and became brave. They chased some points and their anger subsided a little.
All their hatred is now focused on Zhang Zhiyuan. Compared with Zhang Zhiyuan, the other Rockets are much cuter.
After the first quarter, 29 to 34, Spurs vs. Zhang Zhiyuan, 29 to 18.
During the break, Barkley and Smith were still discussing Zhang Zhiyuan's on-field behavior.
"I think it is understandable. Because of his actions, the game has become more exciting and interesting. If someone asks me whose game I like to watch the most, I will say without hesitation that it is Zhang."
Smith said.
"The fans think so too. The ratings of the Western Conference Finals are 3 percentage points higher than those of the Eastern Conference Finals."
Buckley said.
"I hope Van Gundy will put Zhang on the court soon. Their advantage now is too small."
With Smith's prayers, the second quarter started, and Zhang Zhiyuan lived up to expectations and made his comeback.
The fans are very happy, they can see Zhang Zhiyuan being cool and funny again.
To their disappointment, Zhang Zhiyuan suddenly became serious.
I saw him with a straight face, controlling the ball and advancing like Mo's emotional robot.
Van Gundy asked him to be more serious. The media also criticized him for not being serious, and basketball commentators also questioned his professionalism.
In this case, Zhang Zhiyuan doesn't mind being serious for a while.
He wanted those people to know that it was even scarier when he was serious.
Facing the double-teaming of Brent Barry and Finley, Zhang Zhiyuan calmly took the shot backwards.
The action is standard, without any sloppiness.
The ball goes in and hits steadily.
The Spurs attacked, and Zhang Zhiyuan jumped in front of Parker to press.
I saw him digging around with both hands, forcing Parker to stop the ball in a hurry.
It is very dangerous to stop the ball in front of an excellent defender. Zhang Zhiyuan went directly to Parker's arms to grab it. This is not a foul.
In terms of strength, Parker is not even considered a younger brother, but can only be considered a grandson.
Zhang Zhiyuan forcefully snatched the basketball from Parker's arms, just like Leonard in later generations.
This isn't called a steal, it should be called a robbery.
After stealing the ball, Zhang Zhiyuan rushed to the Spurs basket and ended with an unpretentious dunk.
After completing such a beautiful steal and scoring a dunk, there was no trace of emotion on Zhang Zhiyuan's face.
Neither happy nor sad.
He seemed unable to hear the cheers and cheers of the fans at the scene, and silently returned to defense.
If it were an ordinary player doing this, fans would find it a little strange.
What's more, Zhang Zhiyuan was so out of touch before, the contrast between before and after was too great.
For a moment, the fans were confused.
Fortunately, the game was still going on fiercely, and the fans didn't think much about it.
When the Spurs attacked, Zhang Zhiyuan jumped in front of Parker and performed a suffocating defense.
Don't give Parker a chance to shoot, don't let Parker break through, and don't allow Parker to pass the ball.
Parker had never seen such a perverted defense before. After being forced to the sideline, he made another mistake and was pushed out of the court by Zhang Zhiyuan.
Transition of possession.
This kind of defense is breathtaking.
"How is it possible, how is it possible, how can he have such a strong defense?"
Buckley exclaimed in confusion.
"Maybe he was angry. He was playing happily, but was replaced by Van Gundy and was asked not to provoke. He was venting his dissatisfaction in this way."
Smith said.
"If he could perform beyond his level when he was angry, Michael Finley would have turned into Michael Jordan. He almost cried with anger just now."
Barkley complained.
No one knows, it's a mystery.
On the court, the Rockets were attacking, and Zhang Zhiyuan took the shot in the crowd.
It seemed that his entire body was off balance, but he still threw the basketball in his hand at an incredible angle.
What's even more frightening is that the ball went in.
What's even more frightening is that Zhang Zhiyuan still has a poker face, like a robot without any emotion.
Fans who are slightly superstitious are wondering whether he is possessed by a ghost.
Back on the defensive end, Zhang Zhiyuan ran towards Parker. Parker was so frightened that he made a blind pass and passed it to Barry.
Zhang Zhiyuan then pounced on Brent Barry.
【Don't come here.】
Barry yelled in horror, and then passed the ball to Zhang Zhiyuan.
This operation almost caused Zhang Zhiyuan to fail to control the expression on his face. Fortunately, he reacted in time, silently accepted the basketball, and succeeded in counterattacking alone.
Popovich furiously called a timeout, replaced Barry and cursed in front of countless fans and spectators.
It's so irritating. He passes the ball directly to his opponent. This kind of passing imagination is more imaginative than white chocolate.
Barry was so aggrieved that he didn't dare to say anything. He really wanted to explain that Parker had made more mistakes just now. And if Parker hadn't passed the ball to himself who was in a bad position, he wouldn't have made such a funny mistake...
It's a pity that he is not qualified to defend himself.
Parker was not having a good time either. He didn't even dare to look at Popovich.
At this time, the Spurs were filled with a pessimistic mood.
"Zhang is even scarier when he gets serious. I really want to know whether the Spurs want Zhang to continue mocking him like they did just now, or whether they want Zhang to stay like this."
Smith laughed.
"I think they want a third option."
Buckley laughed along.
"This is good. You have to be serious on the court, but you can be more adventurous off the court."
Zhang Lili is very satisfied with Zhang Zhiyuan's current state, and he is an ideal player in his three views.
"Okay, okay, but his expression is too serious. It hasn't changed for a few minutes, which makes people a little worried. It's too strange. There won't be any problem."
Sun Zhengping said worriedly.
"this......."
Zhang Lili didn't know that Zhang Zhiyuan was pretending to be serious, nor did he know why Zhang Zhiyuan suddenly changed like this, so he was a little worried for a while.
The timeout ended and the Spurs' main force came on the scene earlier than usual.
For this reason, Popovich doesn't want to hold anything back, and it's okay to fuck Duncan occasionally.
The Spurs attacked and Duncan scored under the basket to stop the bleeding.
In transition between offense and defense, Zhang Zhiyuan shoots the ball.
Being more serious does not mean that every goal will be scored. The Spurs were more or less intimidated by Zhang Zhiyuan's appearance just now.
After Duncan came on the court, they had a backbone again.
The two teams played against each other for several rounds. The main force of the Spurs played against the semi-main force of the Rockets, and the game was evenly matched.
Spurs fans are extremely depressed.
Then, Yao Ming came on the court after getting enough rest, and the Spurs played even more difficultly.
When the Rockets attacked, Zhang Zhiyuan faced the pursuit and interception of Ginobili and Finley, and just relied on his speed to run to Alston. The two completed the hand-to-hand passing cooperation.
Then Zhang Zhiyuan took the ball and rushed to the basket. It was too late for the Spurs to cover up the defense. Zhang Zhiyuan stopped near the penalty area and shot a fadeaway jumper.
The ball goes in.
He was still expressionless.
Yao Ming couldn't help but asked: "Are you okay?"
"Of course it's okay."
Zhang Zhiyuan's mechanical answer made Yao Ming unable to believe it.
The game was still going on, and Yao Ming had no choice but to quickly return to defense.
The Spurs attacked and Duncan took the shot.
Zhang Zhiyuan, who had been ambushing here for a long time, rushed over again and handed him a big hat.
He has blocked Duncan several times in this series.
If he wins this series, he will most likely get the nickname Duncan Terminator.
The Rockets counterattacked, Yao Ming easily hit one on one under the basket, but Bowen was still beaten.
It's like playing.
In the next round, Zhang Zhiyuan still wants to score.
As a result, Duncan made a no-look pass and passed the ball to Finley, who Zhang Zhiyuan missed.
Finley made a three-pointer.
Duncan taught Zhang Zhiyuan a lesson and told him what Jianghu experience is.
In the transition between offense and defense, Zhang Zhiyuan relied on his body to break through.
Anyway, with the bonus of shooting percentage and stability, he is not afraid of interference. Even if he is knocked around, his shooting percentage will not be too low.
This time the ball was not played, but Zhang Zhiyuan didn't care at all.
The next round, he continued to do this and scored.
Whether it's a mistake or a hit, he always has that expression.
"cool."
"Like a robot, super cool."
Zhang Zhiyuan has been pretending like this for a long time, but some fans actually like it and think it's cool.
The reason for this is mainly because he played well.
If you play well, it's cool; if you play poorly, it's funny.
After the second quarter, Zhang Zhiyuan ruthlessly scored 22 points, 1 assist, 3 steals and 2 blocks in a single quarter.
The two quarters totaled 40 points, 2 assists, 4 steals and 2 blocks.
At the end of the first half, 45 to 65, the Spurs were 20 points behind.
The entire team only scored 5 points more than Zhang Zhiyuan.
Many fans and spectators came up with the idea: Will Zhang Zhiyuan replicate Kobe's three-quarter miracle? Score more than the opponent's team in the first three quarters?
If we do this, it would be outrageous. This is the playoffs, this is the Western Conference Finals.
"If Van Gundy still doesn't allow Zhang to return to his previous cheerful state, then the Spurs will be in danger. They may really follow the Mavericks' footsteps and score less than Zhang in the three quarters."
Smith laughed.
For this kind of big news, those who take advantage of it always gloat.
Little did they know that at this time, the Spurs fans had already closed their eyes in pain.
