In Wang Xiaotao's bedroom, it shouldn't be said to be a bedroom. When Xiang Que came in, he found that the pig's nest in the yard might be better than his bedroom. Xiang Que could tolerate it if it was a little messy, but Xiang Que couldn't stand it.
What the heck is going on, why are the quilts and mattresses on the bed so hard to touch?
"First of all, the bedding has not been changed for a long time. Secondly, you have to understand that as a single young man, people will always have needs. Can you not create the principle of overflowing with energy? Sometimes you can't control it.
"
Xiang Que asked in confusion: "Wet dream?"
"Sometimes it may be that I masturbate a little more diligently, and hundreds of millions of descendants are left behind," Wang Xiaotao said shyly.
"Fuck, stop it, put a clean sheet on the floor for me, I won't sleep with you," Xiang Que said in a broken voice.
"Oh, brother, brother, don't worry, I didn't lie at all. I just masturbated yesterday, so I must not be in the mood today. I definitely can't masturbate on you when you sleep in the same bed with me..."
"I'll stab you twice at most," Wang Xiaotao said thoughtfully.
Xiang Que waved his hands irritably and said speechlessly: "Don't mess with me, hurry up."
"You really don't want to fall asleep?"
"Just your quilt and sheets, I'm afraid of getting pregnant even if I lie on them."
Wang Xiaotao found a relatively clean sheet for Xiang Que and spread it on the floor. Xiang Que couldn't bear to check it inside and out several times until he was sure there was nothing wrong with it before lying down on it.
On the bed, Wang Xiaotao crossed her legs and used alcohol and gauze to briefly treat her head. Xiang Que really wanted to tell Wang Xiaotao that you had to go to Korea to find someone to fix the scar on his head, and there was only one result, whether it was skin grafting or
In the end, the scar removal surgery had no effect, and I had to develop towards the temperament of Erlang Shen.
"My noble, am I your noble, or are you mine..." Xiang Que looked at Wang Xiaotao and murmured.
Wang Xiaotao took her mobile phone, lay on the bed and said to Xiang Que, "Tell me, how can I elegantly ask a woman to have sex, and then she can still agree?"
Xiang Que held it in for a long time before he remembered one of Wang Xuanzhen's most commonly used words when chatting on WeChat: "Hello, girl, I have a project worth nearly 300 million yuan that I need your help with, can you help me?"
"Three hundred million...sperm," Wang Xiaotao suddenly realized. He opened WeChat and sent this sentence to a girl he had been chatting with recently.
The other party quickly replied to Wang Xiaotao's message, and then the relationship between the two began with this 300 million project.
"It would be hard to pick up this woman if she was pretty. She really needs skills. I used to be indifferent when I talked to her, but now she gets excited when I talk about the 300 million project." Wang Xiaotao lay down
He crossed his legs happily on the bed.
"Being beautiful is capital," Xiang Que said.
Wang Xiaotao sighed and said: "More than ten years ago, there was a female star in South Korea named Jun Ji-hyun who told us in the movie Sassy Girl that as long as a woman is beautiful, a man can abuse her at will. A dozen years later, it is still the same Jun Ji-hyun."
Use a TV series like You from the Stars to tell us that as long as a woman is beautiful, you are like an alien man and you can still abuse her. If you don’t get used to it, there is nothing wrong with her!"
Xiang Que held it in for a long time, raised his thumb and said, "Brilliant!"
"Brother, really, if I really have a 300 million project in hand, now there are these stupid little girls who only care about money. If I sleep with a hundred of them a year, they will be taking care of the growth of the flowers of the motherland." Wang Xiaotao said proudly
said.
Xiang Que raised his thumb again and said, "You're not afraid of exhausting yourself to death."
"Isn't this what I need to pay for every day? I have a lot of money in stock. Brother, even if you sleep under the bed, if I really masturbate, I can still suck you, and you can still feel the pain."
Xiang Que pointed at him and said: "If you push harder, you will not be far away from being stabbed again."
After Xiang Que turned over and went to sleep, Wang Xiaotao continued to chat on WeChat, and the development momentum was very good, and he had vaguely put sex on the agenda.
"Husband, I'm sleepy"
"Well, go to sleep, I'm sleepy too," Wang Xiaotao replied.
"Just kiss me"
"Mom da" Wang Xiaotao typed excitedly.
"Husband, I want a hug."
"Okay" Wang Xiaotao sent a hug emoticon.
"Husband, please film me sleeping"
"Okay, pat." Wang Xiaotao was going crazy.
Fifteen minutes later.
"Husband, tell me a story to coax me to sleep."
"What the hell..." Wang Xiaotao was almost sleepy due to excessive blood loss, and said tremblingly: "Come on, come on, come on, don't sleep, I'll go find you, and I'll give it to you now.
Tell the story of an old man pushing a cart, and then give you all my 300 million projects.”
"Go away, you stinky gangster"
It can be seen from Wang Xiaotao's WeChat chat that if a woman is too pretentious, a young man who relies on masturbation to solve his lonely life will not be willing to spoil you, so women really can't be too pretentious.
The next day, morning.
Xiang Que and Wang Xiaotao got up from the bed. When they left the room, his father had already gone out, but there was a stack of money on the table at home. After a rough glance, it amounted to about ten thousand yuan. The money was very scattered, among which
There were even ten-dollar, five-dollar, and one-dollar bills in change. It could be seen that the money must have been scraped together.
There was a piece of paper next to the money, which read: "Take this money and go to a big hospital. The scar on your face needs to be removed. You are not married yet. Our family is already poor and you are very ugly."
, how can I marry a wife with this scar?"
"I asked why the pig at home didn't bray in the morning." Wang Xiaotao's eyes were red, and she almost watered her hands when she held the note in her hand.
Wang Xiaotao didn't wait until the day his father killed the pig before the pig was sold, but he felt that selling the pig would be more uncomfortable than killing him.
Xiang Que put his hands in his pockets and asked calmly: "Sad, sad?"
"It's frustrating," Wang Xiaotao said with her lips pursed.
"It's not too late for you to realize that you are feeling aggrieved, so why don't I give you a chance?" Xiang Que said.
"What chance?"
"Don't you say that I am your noble? OK, then I will be your noble. From now on, you can hang out with me," Xiang Que said, patting his shoulder.
"What do you mean?" Wang Xiaotao asked very confused.
"Stay with me for a few days first, and then I will arrange something for you to do. This thing is difficult to say, but simple to say. I have a newborn baby, and I need you to stay with her all the time.
You can do nothing but you can’t leave her...I will give you one million a year."
The so-called noble people are actually mutual. When he becomes your noble person, little does he know that you may also be his noble person.
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