When the chaos in the Confucius Mansion was about to break out, Xiang Que, who was the central figure in the incident, returned the Double Ninth Festival Notes to Beili Zhenren and rushed from Zhongnan Mountain to Lingnan.
There was something going on in Lingnan, so he had to come!
Fatty Wang is getting married. He, the unscrupulous introducer and bad brother, has to attend no matter how important the event is.
Outside Baiyun Airport, Xiang Que was picked up by Wang Xuanzhen in the car.
"Why did you get married all of a sudden? It's a little sudden for you. I didn't hear you mention it during the Chinese New Year. How long has it been?" Xiang Que asked in surprise, why did these people get married so quickly?
Like to make surprise attacks, Du Jinshi and Wang Xuanzhen were both stunned when it came to getting married.
"The continuation and birth of species has always been a very profound knowledge. The birth of life is miraculous, whether it was Adam and Eve who tasted the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden, or Nuwa who made two clay figures and tasted it,
It all illustrates a problem. The reproduction and survival of human beings are inseparable from a very primitive behavior...doing the things you love to do."
Xiang Que rolled his eyes at him: "What are you talking about?"
Wang Xuanzhen said with tears in his eyes: "I am getting married with my son."
"I'm very careful. I've always been very careful. Why did I fail like this with Sister Fei'er?" Xiang Que said regretfully.
Wang Xuanzhen slapped him on the head and cursed: "Go away, you have nothing to do with me... Sister Fei is so sinister, I have always been on guard, and I have taken various measures."
, I never expected that she pierced all the condoms with needles... My offspring's vitality is also too strong, maybe it's...
So many fish slipped through the net, and then I got hit. Sister Fei'er is so bad. She didn't tell me that she was pregnant for three months. I was surprised. During that time, she kept interrupting my sexual life. Later I found out that she had a baby in her belly.
When the signs started to show up, I asked her and she said that she had eaten too much to hold herself up. I didn’t feel anything was right until my belly became pregnant. It had been half a year by then."
"Fuck, you didn't know until half a year that your wife was pregnant? How worried are you?"
"Just tell me whether I'm surprised or not, and whether I'm scared or scared."
"Be careful in the future and don't offend her. You might wake up one night and find yourself in the underworld. This woman has a plan."
"There is no defense at all..." Fatty Wang nodded and said.
Xiang Que said: "This is so creepy."
"Stop talking, it's all tears"
Xiang Quexiao touched Fatty Wang’s dog’s head and said, “Wave goodbye to your youth.”
Wang Xuanzhen wiped away his tears and said aggrievedly: "Your sister Fei'er is too fierce and too stubborn. She wants to beat me up every now and then. A few days ago, I brought her foot-washing water. When the water got hot, she punched me twice.
When the water cooled down, he gave me a few more kicks, but then I couldn't help it. I took a thermometer and measured the water temperature, which was exactly 38 degrees, and brought it to her. Then I didn't expect to be beaten again. When I asked why, she said there was no reason.
Want to beat me up”
Xiang Que nodded sympathetically and said, "Life is quite difficult."
Fatty Wang bit his lip and said, "Now when I get home, when I look up at the door, I vaguely see a sign hanging on the door, which says there is a vicious dog inside."
Xiang Que "..."
Wang Xuanzhen got married, and the Wang family courtyard was filled with joy. In addition to the relatives and friends of the Yang and Wang families who came to congratulate her, Wang Chaotian, who had never seen the dragon, also came back.
Many of Xiang Que's friends also came over, allowing Xiang Que, who rarely had time to spare, to have a good gathering with them.
That night, Xiang Que, Tang Xinhe, Du Jinshi and others got very drunk and completely let go of their worries and had a good time.
But when the wedding was held two days later, Xiang Que kept covering his face and almost wanted to find a hole to crawl in. He was ashamed throughout the whole process.
Because, as Wang Xuanzhen's father, Wang Daoling was unable to show up because he was undercover in the Confucius Mansion. There were many people here and his identity would be leaked if he showed up.
Therefore, no matter how thick-skinned Xiangque is, he feels a little embarrassed.
The day after the wedding, Xiangque did not leave after everyone else left. Instead, he sat with Wang Chaotian, Wang Xuanzhen, Yang Lao, Yang Feier, Wang Zhongguo and others.
Yang Fei'er, who had just been promoted to a beautiful woman, held out her belly for more than six months and served everyone tea and water virtuously. The service was very attentive, especially when it came to Xiang Que, she took the initiative to bow and bow.
"Drinking tea, I have to thank you for being the matchmaker, right? Without your help, it would be difficult for Pangpang and I to get along. I offer you this cup of tea."
Xiang Que stared at Yang Fei'er's belly and hummed before saying, "Sister-in-law, you're too polite, so I have to take credit for the child you are pregnant with, right?"
Wang Xuanzhen suddenly said in confusion: "Why do you feel that there is something wrong with these words?"
Mr. Yang said angrily: "Look at all the people you make friends with."
Wang Chaotian also coughed dryly and said, "This kid is a bit shameless."
Xiang Que didn't seem to hear the muttering over there and continued: "Sister-in-law..."
Fatty Wang gritted his teeth and said, "Xiang Que, can you please change your name to Sister Fei'er? That's okay. Those two words you said make my head hurt, okay?"
Wang Zhongguo stared at him and said, "If he doesn't know what is good for him, just beat him out with a stick."
Seeing that he seemed to be arousing public anger, Xiang Que quickly clasped his fists and said, "Honorary title, no harm."
Yang Fei rolled her eyes at him, turned to Wang Xuanzhen and said: "Fat Wang, I just want to ask you, what kind of bad friends are you making? You come here with nothing to eat and drink without any gifts. He must be considered alone.
One copy, right? We haven’t mentioned that your father-in-law didn’t come back to attend your wedding because of his reasons. Fatty, please keep your eyes open when making friends in the future.”
Wang Xuanzhen nodded seriously and said, "You really have to be more careful in the future."
Xiang Que raised his butt humbly and said, "You're not welcome, are you? Okay, can't I just leave?"
As soon as Xiang Que stood up, no one in the room responded. They continued drinking tea and chatting, turning a blind eye to him.
Xiang Que licked his lower lips boredly, then sat back down, automatically filtering what he just said, and said, "Who said I didn't bring any courtesy?"
"Well, yes, I just came with a mouth," Wang Xuanzhen said with a sneer.
"Bang Dang" Xiang Que took out something from his bag and threw it on the table, and said loudly: "I'm going to ask you, who can follow this gift more seriously than me? You look around, who is more important than me?
, I will tie a chain around my neck at the entrance of your Wang family compound to guard your home for three years."
There is an ancient bronze lamp on the table in front of Xiang Que. It has a simple shape and looks like something with a long history. Except for Wang Chaotian, who knows this ancient lamp, no one else really knows what it is.
Wang Xuanzhen squinted his eyes and said: "Antiques, I'm sorry, our Wang and Yang family really don't lack these things, so what, my wife quickly found an iron chain for my brother to put around his neck, and hang a sign on it to give him his name.