"Kunlun, you go first, this young lady and I will study human physiology..."
Wang Kunlun put his hands in his pockets and curled his lips and said: "You can just use your words. If you can take off half of your pants, I will dare to knock you. Just pretend."
Xiang Que put his arms around the other party's waist. The woman in the purple gauze skirt immediately tightened her body. The stiff boards were straight and even the dog's tongue couldn't retract in the heat of Shanghai's summer. Through the gauze skirt, there was delicate skin inside.
The thinness of the skirt made Xiang Que feel the delicateness of this person's skin and her sudden nervousness.
The atmosphere became slightly ambiguous.
"Asshole! Shameless!" The woman bit her lip and glared at him.
Xiang Que bared his teeth and said with a smile: "Anyone who can throw away his face is definitely a big shot. Cao Cao in the Three Kingdoms was shameless. He was beaten away by Ma Chao in Tongguan and was cut off again.
He must abandon his robe again. Why does the commander of an army need to be shameless in order to survive? Liu Bei is also shameless. Even if Soochow borrowed it from Jingzhou, he will not repay it. Sun Quan has urged him many times. Liu Bei can rely on it. For
The second brother Lai Xia, Jingzhou Guan, went to the meeting alone. It can be seen that the shameless essence of the Taoyuan brothers is leverage. These big shots are not afraid of embarrassment. In the end, they won the country and the beauty. What does it matter whether I want it or not?"
The woman suddenly had a helpless thought, how should I chat with this kind of person? Who can teach me?
Xiang Que's hand on her waist suddenly squeezed again, and then he smiled shamelessly and said: "You are both a little brother and a little sister. You are just a big fat piece of meat delivered to my door. What are you doing?"
Have you ever seen a wolf not chewing the meat that fell from his mouth? Look at how shameless I am. If I don’t bully you, how can I be worthy of my shame?”
There was an itching feeling on the waist pinched by Xiang Que's claw. The woman twisted uncomfortably and tried to get out. A few drops of sweat appeared on her forehead. Her charming charm was always unfavorable.
, When you meet a gentleman, you can make him fall down with just a few clicks. When you meet a slut, you can even make him fall down under your purple gauze skirt. But when you meet Xiang Que, she feels a little hairy.
This guy is so unconventional.
The woman gritted her teeth, her body suddenly relaxed a lot, and she arched into Xiang Que's arms. She raised her head slightly and a puddle of water seemed to appear in her charming eyes: "Then you want to eat?"
"Oh, I'll go, take me?" Xiang Que flicked off the cigarette butt in his left hand, stretched out a finger to lift her chin, and said calmly: "Let's stop making trouble, okay? Green Bamboo Snake'er has a needle in its mouth and a yellow peak in its tail.
Neither of these two is good. The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart. I will definitely not eat a woman like you. I'm afraid that I will pierce myself with thorns. The most you can do is make me move my hands and feet. Are you really
You dare to be cruel enough to let me take a bite of you? Tell me, little sister, what are you trying to do by sacrificing yourself like this?"
"Boring." The woman suddenly pushed Xiang Que, pulled back her somewhat disheveled hair, held up her skirt, walked around Xiang Que and looked at him for a few times, then asked in his ear: "You don't dare?"
, or am I not attractive at all in your eyes? I’m so sad.”
Women are always very conflicted when their beauty is questioned. When men ignore her, she will feel a little low and even think that you are playing hard to get, but when the man takes the initiative to flirt with you, she will
Feeling bored is a problem that almost every woman will make. It's not just a lack of confidence, but also a worry about gains and losses.
Xiang Que squinted his eyes and said: "Charming? Yes, you can tell me that this is a rare beauty I have ever seen. If it were placed by the Qinhuai River hundreds of years ago, you would definitely be the number one oiran in the boat, no matter you are selling
Whether you are a prostitute or a prostitute, you must have the most literati and poets on your boat. A few hundred years ago, Li Bai's poem about a beauty rolling up the bead curtain and sitting deep with frowning eyebrows was just for you.
It’s written”
The woman bit her lip, stretched out her hand to roll the long hair around her cheeks, and giggled: "I like to hear this."
Xiang Que said with a smile: "Even now, you are much better than those actors who hold down your pussy, and you are really proud of me... Hey, I have complimented you so much, can you say anything?"
?If we keep pulling this off, it will be dark.”
Wang Kunlun, who was squatting in the woods and smoking, held his cheek and shook his head and said: "You are a very simple boy, how come you are so shameless and stinky by the big dye vat of society?"
"One month later, there will be a gathering from the Yin and Yang Realm of Feng Shui and the Paradise of Cave Heaven in the Taihe Palace of Wudang Mountain. This may be the most solemn meeting of the Taoist sect in the past thousand years, you know, right?"
Xiang Que said oh, shook his head and said, "I don't know."
The woman asked in surprise: "Don't know?"
Xiang Que said with a smile: "My reputation is very bad, and the reputation of my sect is even worse, so naturally no one came to inform us of this big news. I'm afraid they may not even admit that we are disciples of the Taoist sect. As soon as I
If I stand up, everyone will shout and beat me, and I will strike as hard as I can. There are too many people who hate me for not dying."
"Then I really found the right person," the woman said with a smile.
Xiang Que suddenly laughed: "This means that your reputation is not very good either?"
"What do you think..." The woman showed a pitiful look, blinking her big watery eyes and said: "You have a bad reputation, but our reputation is terrible. People say that I
She is a woman who can do anything for her husband, but she doesn’t even bother to associate with me, for fear that if she gets involved with us, she will end up being scolded by everyone. Alas, the Ai family has nowhere to turn to, so they have to find you."
Xiang Que was speechless: "What, are we getting along in a bad way or collaborating together? No, what do you mean? I neither provoke you nor flirt with you. Why do you think I can get together with you as soon as you come up?"
"Temperament." The woman covered her mouth and said with a trembling smile: "Your temperament makes me feel very close to you as soon as I see you."
Xiang Que rolled his eyes at her and said, "I don't like hearing this anymore."
The woman approached Xiang Que and said, "Since you know that we all came from the Paradise of Cave Heaven, you must know why we came out. Are you interested in cooperating with me?"
Xiang Que asked: "Did you pick me? Hey, my strength may be a little bit low, but that is a Taoist sect in the world. Can you find a few like me to cooperate with you?"
"Just say whether you are interested or not..."
Isn't it possible that Xiang Que isn't interested? Why did Mo Lushan waste so much effort in sending him back?
The woman stretched out her soft, boneless white hands and said, "Can we cooperate happily?"
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