Xiang Que took the phone and called Wang Kunlun first. He felt that Brother Kunlun must be better at this kind of thing, and he would be able to solve it easily with him by his side. However, the phone he called was turned off and he could not contact anyone.
"Don't let me down at the critical moment. This guy is so unreliable." Xiang Que thought for a while and did not contact Du Jinshi and Ming Ge. They should be considered outsiders in his own affairs and it would not be easy for them to get involved.
Xiang Que had no choice but to call Wang Xuanzhen, and after the phone rang a few times, the call was answered.
Xiang Que said enthusiastically: "Hello, Fatty."
There was silence on the other side of the phone, and after a long while, a confused voice came: "Who is it? Those who disturb people's dreams will die a happy death, you know?"
"Hey, talk to me with your tongue straightened out."
"No, are you done in the middle of the night? If I ask who you are, just say who it is. What are you talking about? If you don't tell me, I will die."
Xiang Que sighed: "There is no wife in the wife cake, this is normal."
“There’s no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, so that’s okay.”
"I admit there is no godmother among the old godmothers."
"There is no Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower, so I accept it."
Xiang Que said sadly: "But my voice is not stored in your brain. We must have a serious chat about this."
On the other end of the phone, Wang Xuanzhen said seriously: "It's the middle of the fucking night and I was half asleep. You called me from a landline I don't know where. It's good that I didn't treat you as a harassing call and hung up."
Be content”
Xiang Que said: "I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much."
"Okay, please stop talking nonsense with me. Just tell me what you want to do with me. If nothing happens, you won't even call me." Wang Xuanzhen yawned and asked impatiently.
Xiang Quejian said with a swish, "Let's meet each other. I'll put my arms around you and you lean on me. Let's write a chapter of love."
"Do you think it's acceptable for me to use Dove's shower gel to clean myself?" Wang Xuanzhen seemed to be in a fun mood.
"Hey, just open this page. I can't talk to you anymore." Xiang Que then said rudely: "You have been traveling around the world for many years and have rich experience. Come over and help me with something."
"What's the matter? Is it a matter of life and death?"
"That's it. It hasn't involved such a serious issue of life and death yet. It's just that I'm blind and don't know where to start or how to solve it." Xiang Que was really confused and felt like he didn't know where to start.
"Then if we don't go, whose child will die or not, not to mention you are not dead yet."
Xiang Que said anxiously: "As soon as my brother calls me, can't you rush over to rescue me under the stars and the moon?"
"Brother, I'm flying to Australia tomorrow and the air tickets are all booked."
Xiang Que asked in a broken voice: "Are you going to mate with kangaroos to develop a new species?"
"If you speak nicely, I can chat with you for two minutes and help you analyze the problem."
"Can't you just go?" Xiang Que said aggrievedly.
"I think it's better to breed with a kangaroo than to go to your place, because if I go there, I will definitely be cheated, and nothing good will happen. Being fucked by a kangaroo will only hurt my body, but I will be fine."
Xiang Que sighed faintly and said with a choked voice: "Forget it, forget it... just go on your way."
"I'll go, your tone sounds like you're mourning someone at a funeral." Wang Xuanzhen was silent for a while and asked, "Looking at your phone number, it should be in Weinan, Shaanxi, right?"
"Well, Huayin City"
"Just wait patiently. I'll have someone contact you later. I really have something to do tomorrow, but I'll find someone to help you. I can use him however you want. You're not polite at all. Do you understand?"
"That's right, does he also like Dove's shower gel?" Xiang Quemei asked with a smile.
"Well, mint flavor is best, it's cooler."
After Xiang Que hung up the phone, the boss stretched out a finger and said, "Twelve yuan."
"Damn it, you've lost a lot of money. The last sentence is the real point. The previous sentence is all bullshit. I've lost ten yuan now." Xiang Que was speechless.
The boss chuckled and said: "Are you feeling distressed? You chatted so passionately on the phone. If I hadn't been here to watch you, would you have been able to masturbate to the phone? Ten yuan makes you so excited, I think it's quite
Worth it”
"Boss, that's a man over there," Xiang Que said blankly.
The boss was also stunned, and cold sweat suddenly flowed from his forehead. He held his crotch and said: "Brother, calm down... If you want to say that, next time you call me, I will charge you an earth price."
Fifty cents a minute”
"Ah, that's what happened." Xiang Que cast his intelligent eyes and asked with a smile: "Boss, what kind of shower gel are you most proud of when taking a bath? It's been a long night and it's hard to fall asleep, so let's follow this topic.
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The boss was about to cry. He stretched out his hand to pull the rolling shutter door. At this moment, the phone on the counter rang again. Xiang Que held out his hand to stop it and said, "If you don't let me answer this phone, I'll come back tomorrow."
"Take it, pick it up, hurry up," the boss said in a broken voice.
After picking up the phone, first there was a burst of deafening DJ music coming through the phone. After Xiang Que heard it several times, a more cheerful voice came from the other side: "Is your surname Xiang? Wang Xuanzhen's friend?"
"Yes, buddy, you are..."
"Give me your address. Wang Xuanzhen asked me to pick you up."
"I like this style better. It's very crisp and clean." Xiang Que reported the address and was told that it would take at least two hours to get there.
"Okay, I'll wait for you here, but I don't have a phone with me. Can you tell me how we can recognize each other?"
"Just recognize me, black cruiser, license plate ending in 295"
After hanging up the phone, the owner of the shop slammed the rolling shutter door shut as soon as Xiang Que stopped. Then there was a pattering of footsteps inside, and then there was silence.
Xiang Que said quietly: "If I had known I would have chatted with him so much from the beginning, I could have saved ten yuan."
It was already nine o'clock in the evening. Xiang Que wanted to wait for someone, so he found a corner and sat down. Then the alcohol started to flow to his head, and he fell asleep in a daze not long after.
I don't know how long he had been sleeping, but Xiang Que heard a honking not far away, and two dazzling headlights shone over him. Xiang Que stood up in confusion and walked over in a dazed way. He didn't know what kind of car the cruiser was.
But he saw the license plate 295.
The car window was rolled down, and sitting inside was a very energetic young man with short hair, a high nose bridge, and double eyelids.
"Is Wang Xuanzhen a friend?"
"Hello Xiangque"
The person in the car stretched out his hand and said: "Fan Wang, Lao Wang is young. He asked me to come and pick you up. Come and get in the car first."
After Xiang Que got into the car, the cruiser jumped out very quickly.
The car drove into the urban area of Huayin and stopped at the entrance of a five-star hotel. Fan Wang greeted Xiang Que and got out of the car and said, "If you have something to do, we'll talk about it tomorrow. The most important thing now is to get some sleep. The key is that you have to take a shower."