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Chapter 386 Kunlun Picking Up Girls

Two days later, at the foot of the Qilian Mountains, four dusty figures were hiking up the Qilian Mountains, each carrying a huge travel bag.

"Altun Mountains, Tuolai Mountains." Xiao Quanming and Xiao Quanyou nodded at the same time and said: "Yes, it is this mountainous area. It has only been four years and we are not that forgetful. When Fatty Wang brought me here, he came from Jiuquan."

I drove here by myself. I heard the driver mention this place on the way. It was still relatively cold in autumn at that time. If I wanted to go up the mountain, I had to wrap up in a down jacket. It was so cold that my basket trembled."

Although summer has already begun, the weather temperature in the hinterland of the Qilian Mountains is still relatively low. When I entered the mountain in the afternoon, I already felt a bit cold wind blowing. At night, it can make people shiver. The average temperature here is very low. The further you go up the mountain,

The colder it gets.

Xiao Quanyou frowned and sighed, and said: "Four years ago, the fat man led the way and held the map. The two of us just followed him. We had to find the approximate location slowly. We can still remember a little bit about the scene around the cave.

If you recall carefully, you should be able to remember that we were inseparable, but it will definitely take some time to look for it."

"Counting the days, we have only been separated from Fatty Wang for a week. He can survive for at least two months. Don't be too hasty. There is always enough time. As I said, safety comes first." Xiang Queshen

Taking a deep breath, my chest and abdomen suddenly felt extremely relaxed.

The Qilian Mountains are an inaccessible place, sparsely populated and completely undeveloped virgin land. This kind of place is very suitable for Taoists to live for a long time. The aura of heaven and earth here is much richer than in the city, which is very suitable for Feng Shui Yin and Yang magicians to practice Taoism here.

Each of them carried about 30 kilograms when hiking up the mountain, and their travel bags were all piled up. Since they didn't know when they would find the cave, the four of them carried a lot of supplies, at least enough for more than half a month.

As evening approached, I found an open space to set up camp, set up four tents side by side, lit a fire and boiled water, and started to sleep after eating. After nearly two days of going from the airport to Qilian Mountain and up the mountain, everyone was a little tired.

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The two brothers of the Xiao family have been robbing tombs all year round, and Wang Kunlun has been traveling all year round. These three are all experts in wilderness survival. They have prepared quite a lot of things when going out. Although they are hiking and climbing, they have not suffered much except being a little tired.

The bonfire was lit, a pot of water was placed on it, boiled, and some steamed buns were made and some minced meat was sprinkled on it. The taste was quite overwhelming. Two large pieces of beef were skewered with branches and roasted on the fire. After a while, the aroma was overflowing.

"Come on, let's have a bar on the hour and go to get out of the cold. It's better now that the temperature isn't too low. In the middle of the night, I'm telling you, this little cold wind is like a knife and can blow you straight." Xiao Quanming took it.

After taking out two wine bottles and unscrewing them, a pungent smell of wine came out. He took a sip and handed it to Xiao Quanyou, and threw the other bottle to Xiang Que.

"Gudu, Gudu" After two mouthfuls, Xiangque's throat suddenly choked and he was about to smoke: "Damn it, it's over sixty degrees. It's like drinking alcohol."

Wang Kunlun took the jug and took a long sip. He lowered his head and fiddled with his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Stay away from the fire. I can burn you if you are not careful."

"No, you've been playing with your phone while walking down the aisle all day, and you've also been playing with it during breaks. When you're taking a poop, you've almost used your cell phone as paper and stuffed it into your butthole. If you continue to play with it like this, you're likely to go crazy, don't you know?" Xiang Que stretched his neck and glanced,

I found that the person chatting with this guy was the avatar of a woman named That Touch of Blue on the Horizon.

"Brother Lun, what's your name?" Xiang Quegui asked in a swishing voice.

"Little Nezha is a troublemaker," Wang Kunlun said in a low-key voice.

"Oh, let me go. This one is quite valuable. It can tear tigers and leopards alive, but I don't think this one is very reliable. Why don't you ask the giant dragon to put a spear under its crotch to pick off the little female dragons from all over the world?"

Wang Kunlun glanced at him sideways and said speechlessly: "How can you give such a long name on your WeChat account? Ma Huateng gave it special approval for you."

"What about WeChat? Isn't this a magic hook-up tool? Is it reliable to find a partner here?"

"Well, there is no barrier to communication. We will study the reliable things later. What I am thinking about right now is the lack of endocrine coordination."

"How come you still have the idea of ​​getting married and having children after taking a plane? Lunbao, are you going to become a good person?" Xiang Que pinched Wang Kunlun's face and shook it hard.

"Hey, don't make trouble. Didn't you see that I'm being gentle? It's all soaked in the honey vat. Can you please stop disturbing me from enjoying this rare little happiness?" Wang Kunlun moved his buttocks and sat far away from Xiang Que.

A little bit.

"Why are you in such a hurry?" Xiang Que continued to harass.

Wang Kunlun was a little anxious and said impatiently: "I want to have a baby and I can't hold it in anymore. Is it okay? You are so anxious. When did you become such a sissy and learn to ask questions?"

"Care about my Lunbao's personal life"

"Brother, we are all children of the world. When you are full, can you let me have some soup? You and Miss Chen were inseparable as soon as you met. Didn't you know that your brother is still single? It would be easy for me to find someone who is compatible with me.

"Huh?" Wang Kunlun said with tears in his eyes.

"Look at you, you are such a pitiful little brat, please stop my brother from torturing you." Xiang Que yawned boredly and went into the tent with a cigarette in his mouth.

Little Nezha said: "It's a long night, is it hard to fall asleep?"

A touch of blue on the horizon: "Well, lonely, lonely and cold, with a sad heart"

The overwhelming little Nezha sent a hug emoji: "Come, come close to me to warm you."

"Unrealistic" A touch of blue on the horizon.

"Why are you sad? In addition to giving you warmth, I can also give you comfort."

"Didn't you see the post I just posted on Moments? You don't follow me."

Wang Kunlun quickly scrolled through his WeChat Moments, and a touch of blue on the horizon had just updated a message in five minutes: "It's so heartbreaking, so painful. I almost lost my finger when I peeled an apple, woo woo woo, woo woo woo."

Wang Kunlun was overjoyed and sent a message back to A Touch of Blue on the Horizon rather thoughtlessly.

"Today's girls, if their hands, feet, or legs are slightly broken, they will take a photo and post it on their WeChat Moments, asking for comfort... and a lot of people will follow suit. You said you were here for a few days.

There is so much blood, why don’t you take a photo of the wound and post it on WeChat Moments?”

"Rogue, get out!" A flash of blue hair from the horizon came over with a bunch of fists.

"Hey, let's have fun, let's have fun." Little Nezha responded quickly and replied with another message.

However, after a few minutes there was no movement there. When I asked again, there was still no movement.

Wang Kunlun collapsed a little: "Isn't this a sense of humor? Aren't girls now proud of mature, steady and humorous men? How come it doesn't work so well for me?"

More than ten minutes later, Wang Kunlun's cell phone never rang.

"Hey, what the hell, you can't pick up girls just by talking on paper. You have to rely on actual experience and talent. Let's practice for a few more years."


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