Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun stared at the playing cards on the bed and said speechlessly: "A monk who has just returned to secular life, and a Taoist priest who has just come down from the mountain, can you tell me that playing cards is appropriate?"
"Oh, it's just entertainment. Wine and meat can still pass through the intestines. What's wrong with playing cards? It's only the afternoon and there's a lot of time. If you don't want to play, will the three of us stare at it with big eyes? What if we do?
If you show some love, if you say you want to stab me with a stick, our relationship is so good, can I refuse you?"
"Hey, let's go, you are really stupid, just have fun. You have emotional issues involved, but I don't know how to play. What should I do? I only have more than 200 yuan, how can I do this?" Xiang Que
Take out the money and put it on the bed.
Cao Shanjun also shook his head and said: "I just went down the mountain to beg for alms and saw people playing Landlords twice. The rest I can't do anything else."
"Okay, let's just fight. The game is the same all over the country. We don't want to win and whoever has to win loses all his pants. Let's just play with the two hundred yuan. Whoever wins can buy some wine on the train in the evening.
, won’t this night be dealt with?”
Cao Shanjun said shyly: "Brother Que still has two hundred, but I don't have a penny on me. I really came down the mountain naked. You also know that it is you who pay for the clothes I buy."
"Small question, I lent you two hundred and you don't have to pay it back if you lose, just for fun."
"Wow!" Wang Xuanzhen shuffled the cards and dealt them out, saying: "It's only a dollar a piece to play. If you hit a bomb, it will double. If you touch it again, you will turn it over again. Do you understand?"
"Well, I still understand common sense. If it's more advanced, I don't quite understand it."
"Hey, I don't know how long you can hold on to these two hundred yuan. It would be boring if you lose just a few bucks." Wang Xuanzhen said, shaking his head.
After three rounds of playing, Wang Xuanzhen seemed to be lucky. Another possibility was that he didn’t take Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun seriously. All three of them asked him to be the landlord. He won two and lost one, earning a total of more than 20 yuan. The fourth
Xiang Que called the landlord and lost, and Cao Shanjun won the fifth game.
Cao Shanjun shuffled the cards, put them away, and grabbed the cards. From this moment on, the young monk won a total of eight hands, and Xiang was short of seven. The landlord walked back and forth between the two of them, and Wang Xuanzhen never called out once.
More than half an hour later, Cao Shanjun's two hundred yuan had become five hundred, and Xiang Que's money had doubled.
"Damn it, this seems to be a fucking evil thing. Did you two secretly take aphrodisiacs just now? Are you so fierce? The two of them scratched me alive. How can I, a small landowner who only earns one dollar, lose five hundred?"
Wang Xuanzhen was wiping cold sweat, and his hands were shaking a little when he drew the cards. It was not because he lost too much that he was frightened, but because he felt that he was too damn weak.
As long as Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun are called landlords, they will definitely blow up two or three. Wang Xuanzhen occasionally asked for a handful and caught two ghosts, but there were a lot of small cards, three, five, six, no seven, or else
For three versus four, there was an odd five. This card was absolutely amazing, and Wang Xuanzhen was confused by the loss.
Fatty Wang, who was red-eyed at the loss, pressed the cards and said: "Something's wrong, there seems to be something evil between you two."
"Brother, I have to play Chow Yun-fat for you just to play a little landowner for one dollar? Do I have to summon the God of Gamblers to me?" Xiang Que said slightly confused.
"Pangpang, this is luck, really luck," Cao Shanjun said from the side.
"No, something must have happened... Let's do it this way. You two are shirtless. Take off your upper body clothes. I'm afraid you will hide and steal the cards."
"More than five hundred is enough for drinking. Why don't you put it away and stop playing?" Xiang Que asked.
Wang Xuanzhen shook his head and said: "This is no longer a matter of winning or losing, but a matter of personal dignity. I was fucked up by a monk and a Taoist priest for more than 500 yuan in a fight with a landlord. This is a bit embarrassing. You two should get rid of it quickly."
Let me see if it's a problem with my skills or if you two are just playing tricks on me."
Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun had no choice but to take off half of their sleeves and play with him shirtless.
More than an hour later, Wang Xuanzhen lost a little and doubted his life, because he had lost even more miserably since the two of them went shirtless. The landlord never called out, but Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun seemed to have agreed upon it.
You call one hand, and then I call one hand. You call two hands, and I also call two hands, and the handles are still hard.
Wang Xuanzhen stared at the two of them with red eyes without saying a word for a long time, and kept looking down to his stomach.
Cao Shanjun shrank back and said to Xiang Que: "Brother, we can't play anymore. After we finish playing shirtless, I'm afraid he will ask us to take off our underwear. If you say we just want to play Landlord, we will end up committing a crime."
The charge of molesting a woman in a public place is not worth it.”
"I really can't play anymore, just put it away," Xiang Que waved his hand and said.
Wang Xuanzhen gritted his teeth and asked unwillingly: "Tell me the truth, are you cheating?"
"We are all shirtless. How can we be so naked? Fatty, don't believe in evil. You are just lucky."
Wang Xuanzhen had been observing for more than half an hour, and indeed he didn't see any problems. He squinted his eyes and asked suspiciously: "What luck? How can this luck be so bad? I lost so quickly in two hours
It’s a thousand yuan, even if I deliberately lose to you, I still can’t reach this level.”
"Pangpang, it's true... My master said that I have a good understanding. He said that if I didn't go up the mountain to become a monk, Chow Yun-fat wouldn't be able to make movies." Cao Shanjun comforted him and said.
"Hey, come on, I won't bullshit you anymore. If you lose, just lose. Go get some food and buy wine. If I lose, I'll make money from food and drink. I have to go back to the original." Wang Xuanzhen gritted his teeth and said.
Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun took the money and went to the dining car to buy things.
"Brother Que, do you think the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty would strike you with lightning if you did this?"
"Haha, if the Buddha knows about it, won't he have to let you guard the eighteenth level of hell?"
Xiang Que and Cao Shanjun weighed the money in their hands as they walked, smiling as if they were cunning.
When playing cards, the two of them really didn't cheat, but if they didn't cheat, it doesn't mean they couldn't win. Luck and luck can also come from the sky at your fingertips.
About ten minutes later, Xiang Que came back with a box of cans of beer and Cao Shanjun came back with a bag of food, only to find with wide eyes that Wang Xuan was really chatting enthusiastically with the girl in shorts.
"Damn it, it's so accurate. I'm disappointed in the casino but proud in love."
Wang Xuanzhen really didn't take a thousand dollars seriously. Compared with chatting with a little girl, the latter was obviously more important.
After the food and wine were put on the table, Xiang Queqi opened the wine and handed it to Wang Xuanzhen and Cao Shanjun. Unexpectedly, the little girl opposite blinked and asked, "Brother, can you bring me one?"
"Drinking?" Wang Xuanzhen asked in surprise.
"Well, my dad won't let me drink at home. If no one cares about me when I come out, just drink less."
Wang Xuanzhen kindly reminded: "Don't drink when you go out. Drinking too much is dangerous."
"It's okay. I'm sensible. If you really see that I've drunk too much, just stop me and stop me from drinking. Besides, don't I have a companion next to me? She will take care of me."