Chapter five hundred and forty fourth handsome boy
Nanjing three days later.
Xiang Que stayed in Chen Xia's villa for two or three days without leaving the house. He had just been eliminated from being haunted by hundreds of ghosts and riddled with five evils and three shortcomings. He had to at least take a long time to sort out his body.
Ever since he came out of the Loulan Underground Palace in the desert that day, after these two troubles in his body were cleaned up, he felt that the bottleneck of his cultivation had loosened a little. Especially his soul seemed to have been washed away, and it felt cleaner than before.
It’s not small, to put it simply, it’s on a higher level.
This is a qualitative change, just like a pool of sewage being purified.
"When Lao Cao is born, he will receive one point from me and I will receive one from the fate of heaven. I should be able to bid farewell to Jingshen completely..." After Xiang Que opened the door and walked out, he happened to bump into Wang Xuanzhen who came out with his head lowered.
Since returning to Nanjing, Fatty Wang and Yang Fei'er have moved into Chen Xia's villa, and Cao Shanjun has also moved in. However, this guy who leaves early and comes back late has no idea what he is doing. He is like a ghost.
I couldn't see him when I got up in the morning, and I didn't see him come back after eating or sleeping at night. It was very mysterious. However, according to Wang Xuanzhen, there must be something wrong with this guy, because when Cao Shanjun went out on the first day, Wang Xuanzhen asked for one.
One thousand dollars, and the next day he asked for two thousand dollars from Yang Feier.
"I'm convinced. What kind of consumption level does a monk have? He spent three thousand yuan in two days. Did he go to pray to Buddha and use the money to burn paper?" When Cao Shanjun came to ask for money again on the third day, Wang Xuanzhen was a little bit demanding.
Crazy.
"Pangpang raised his head, so shy." Xiang Que was quite surprised. As soon as Fatty Wang came out of the room, his head was hanging down, and he almost hit the wall when he walked down the aisle.
"Ah, it's okay, I'll go down and get some water," Wang Xuanzhen said with his head lowered.
"No, can't you just walk properly? What are you doing with your head down? There is a staircase in front of you, so keep an eye on it. You can't play like this if you have too much flesh on your body."
Wang Xuanzhen paused for a moment, then raised his head after hesitating for a moment.
Xiang Que was stunned when he saw it. This guy's face was covered with red fingernail marks, one after another from his forehead to his chin. They were very regular. Even if you sent your face to Korea for plastic surgery, you probably wouldn't be able to do it.
This effect comes.
"..." Xiang Que was speechless for a long time, then asked: "Don't say anything, Miss Yang is lynching you again, right?"
"Xiang Que, who lied about his son, look at me, I have to cut off her nails tonight when she goes to bed. The nail cap is definitely the biggest killer of a couple's relationship. It hurts so much that I don't want to let it go without telling me the key. This
It's been three days, and it's still so obvious after three full days. Why do you think I should go out?" Wang Xuanzhen held back tears in his eyes, as if he was silently asking the sky.
"Well, what's the reason? Is the clicking just scratching? There must be some reason." Xiang Que asked blankly.
Wang Xuanzhen bit his lip and thought for a moment, then said: "When I come back, don't I plan to deepen my relationship with her at the rate of one box of condoms every two days?"
"It didn't work? When you fail, you have to use force, and then she fights back."
"It's half done." Wang Xuanzhen held it in for a long time before he said, "I bought it, and I won't let you do it."
"If you don't want to let me, I won't let you. Why are you tickling you?"
"The key is that she is still seducing you. If you say you won't let me, then you won't let me. But she still lies on the same bed with me at night, saying that she likes the feeling of my flesh. Brother, you can't be fooled by her bust size.
?I was convinced. At first I could calmly be hugged and hugged by her, but after a few minutes, to be honest, the two-pound duvet I was covering was lifted up by me. What do you think?
How much punishment will I have to suffer?" Wang Xuanzhen gritted his teeth and said: "Later, while she was sleeping, I thought about doing something about it, but she woke up before I could pick up the gun and mount the horse, and then gave me a tickling slap.
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"You deserve it too. You have to sleep with her, and you have to live in separate rooms." Xiang Que shook his head speechlessly.
"Didn't I think that even if we were lying together, it would be possible to push the boat along, but I didn't expect that the boat would capsize."
"Hey..." Xiang Que shook his head sympathetically, and then suddenly a phone rang in the room.
The phone rang, but neither of the two people outside the door moved. After a while, when the phone rang for the second time, Wang Xuanzhen pointed to the room and said, "The phone rang."
Xiang Que blinked his confused eyes and shook his head and said, "My cell phone is not the ringtone."
The phone in the house is ringing with polyphonic ringtones. What is polyphonic music? Today’s young people may not know, because the history of polyphonic ringtones is almost ten years old. There are two most representative mobile phones, which are the old models.
Nokia and Motorola, these two mobile phones have basically withdrawn from the mobile phone market. Even if they exist, they are relatively cheap and you can buy one for one or two hundred yuan.
Nowadays, the phone ringtones are basically based on singing, and some also use electronic music, but there are very few chords. Xiang Que’s mobile phone is a fruit machine bought by Chen Xia, and the ringtone is the iconic Dangdangdang.
Dang dang dang dang that.
Although he was a little confused, because the phone kept ringing, Xiang Que had no choice but to turn around and go in, and then followed the ringtone to search. Finally, he saw an old Nokia-110 mobile phone lying there on the table, vibrating and calling.
Very happy.
Xiang Que blinked and picked up his phone. There was a name on it, called Handsome Xiaosheng.
Wang Xuanzhen stretched his neck and took a look before asking: "Can you tell me, are there any friends of yours who I don't know and who are so shameless?"
Xiang Que was speechless for a long time, and after thinking about it for a long time, he said: "Damn it, when did I save such a number in my phone? How come I didn't know it?"
Xiang Que knew very few people, and even fewer had numbers saved on his mobile phone. There were less than twenty people, and he remembered each one very clearly and knew who they were.
"Take it, are all the harassing calls these days so cool? They can automatically display such a shameless name when you call them? I'm convinced, I'm convinced."
When Xiang Que answered the phone, someone suddenly shouted: "Brother Que, come and take me out... Hurry up, it's urgent."
Xiang Que was confused for a long time, and it wasn't until the person on the phone urged him again and again that he finally came to his senses: "Cao Shanjun?"
"Ah, Brother Que"
"No, brother, I just want to ask you what kind of devil are you doing? Why do you ask me to rescue you as soon as you call someone who hasn't seen you for a few days?"
"It's hard to explain. I'm at Nanda University. Come over here. If it's too late, you might have to collect the body for me."
Wang Xuanzhen suddenly patted his head and said: "I remember, yesterday I saw him sneaking out of your room, seemingly holding your mobile phone in his hand. That's it, this case has been solved."
Xiang Que searched around the room and found that he didn't see his fruit machine. When he looked at the Nokia 1110 worth no more than 200 yuan on the table, he suddenly realized.