When it comes to voluptuousness, Xiang Que feels that each one of his team is more outstanding than the last. Except for Wang Kunlun, who doesn't care much about women, the dead Cao Qingdao, Fatty Wang and Cao Shanjun are definitely the best in voluptuousness.
, the ranking is definitely in no particular order.
Look at this monk, he has only been a secular monk for a few days. He met a girl in the desert and chased her after returning to Nanjing. If he had used his seriousness and determination to practice, the Buddha might have given him a hand.
Becoming a younger brother.
"What's the matter with you? I think you're planning on getting started." Xiang Que nodded at Qiqi and Rongrong and walked to Cao Shanjun's side.
"These actors..." As soon as Cao Shanjun spoke, the bearded man opposite him suddenly became a little anxious. He pointed at Cao Shanjun and said: "Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Do you have any quality?
, we are making trouble here and still opening our mouths to curse people. Let me tell you that we spend hundreds of thousands a day and we have wasted a lot of money just because we know how to do it. You should quickly apologize to us and compensate for the losses, otherwise today's affairs will not be finished."
The finger of the bearded man was about to poke into Xiang Que's face like a shrew, causing spittle to fly everywhere.
Xiang Que frowned and pulled away his hand and said, "Stay away from me. I smell like sheep. My whole braid is full of nobles. I was shocked when I spoke so loudly."
"You...who are you talking about?" The beard was a little dazed by the crowd, and he said with a pale face: "Do you know who we are? We are the crew of Huayi Media filming here. Do you know what happens next?
Who is that person?"
Cao Shanjun and Xiang Que blinked together and shook their heads in confusion.
"Wow..." There was an exclamation from the crowd outside.
"You actually don't even know Gao Xiang and Qin Muyu, they must be aliens."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, they don't even know that the hottest fresh meat and the most popular goddess came from the ravine."
The bearded man crossed his arms and sneered: "It's really interesting. You don't know Gao Xiang and Qin Muyu, and you don't know whether you are just pretending or ignorant. It's really funny."
"It's against the law if you don't know someone." Xiang Que turned to Tang Xinhe and said in confusion, "Are you embarrassed? I feel like people look at us as if we are visiting a zoo."
Tang Xinhe said cheerfully: "They are so famous. It is estimated that everyone in China, ranging from 70 to 80 years old, to those who have just entered kindergarten, have heard of these two people's names. Really, you can change the channel as soon as you turn on the TV.
I can always see the two of them, and I can’t shake them off like plaster.”
If you ask Xiangque Dao Sect how many great patriarchs he has, he will definitely know. If you ask Cao Shanjun how many Bodhisattvas and Buddhas there are in Buddhism, he will be able to recite it to you backwards. But if you ask them who is the most popular right now, he definitely doesn’t know.
These are two people who never read entertainment news or watch TV movies. They are aloof people who do not jump out of the world.
How popular are Gao Xiang and Qin Muyu? Tang Xinhe said it a bit euphemistically. These two men and women usually dare not go out. Once they go out, they have to be surrounded by people. They are so angry that they are everywhere.
He was held up by the stars and the moon.
"Stop talking nonsense, what's going on? Why did you, a guy who came out to pick up girls, get involved with a movie producer? It's really annoying." Xiang Que didn't bother to know who these two people were, and just wanted to kill them quickly.
Just take it away.
"I came to see Qiqi for dinner today, and I picked her up in the afternoon..."
Xiang Que interrupted him impatiently and said, "Brother, can you pick out the key points? Let's tell a story."
"Oh, Sao Rui, Sao Rui." Cao Shanjun scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Then the three of us were casually strolling around and came here. I saw them filming a movie here. Qiqi and Rongrong were a little bit young.
If you are so excited that you have to come and watch, then I will come and join in the fun."
The thing is actually very simple and not complicated at all.
Cao Shanjun wanted to hook up with Qiqi, and Rongrong was the protector of flowers. After the three of them came out, they planned to go to dinner, but unexpectedly when they came here, they saw Gao Xiang and Qin Muyu filming here. These two girls happened to be their idols.
Fans didn't say anything, so they must have gathered around to watch. After watching it for a while, Cao Shanjun suddenly jumped out and asked the crew to stop filming.
"The pond is not clean, and that pretty boy's mind is not very upright. This woman seems to have asked for something before, so she is more likely to attract evil. Brother Que, let me ask you, they are still filming here at night, do you think something will happen?
Out of the compassion of our Buddha, I must stop them," Cao Shanjun said firmly.
Xiang Que suddenly drooped his face and said speechlessly: "You are still merciful when I have a shitty thing to do with you. Whose child do you want to worry about whether they will die or not? Go away, no one will care about you. Just solve this shit yourself."
Xiang Que was really suffocating. He rushed over to save him, thinking that Cao Shanjun was in some big trouble. He didn't expect that there was trouble, but he had brought it on by his own idleness. His balls were so painful.
"Oh, what's wrong with you? Can you apologize and compensate for the losses? We're worth hundreds of thousands an hour. Can't you delay it?" The beard looked to the side as if it was giving birth, and he was chattering away.
It's over.
Xiang Que rolled his eyes, grinned and said, "I'm sorry, okay?"
"What about the losses? He delayed us for so long. How can we calculate the losses?"
"You want money?" Xiang Que asked with a frown.
"Loss, the loss of the crew, this is deserved, understand," the bearded man said.
"How much money?" Xiang Que asked calmly.
"Well, stage manager, stage manager, let's calculate the accounts and see how much we have lost." Bearded man stretched his neck and shouted over his shoulder.
Not long after, the drama manager came over, used a computer to calculate, raised his hand and said: "Gao Xiang and Qin Muyu are calculated by the hour, and now they have been delayed for forty minutes, resulting in a total loss of 300,000, plus the staff expenses of the crew plus
Equipment... a total of 380,000 or so"
"You're so cool. I've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars just minding my own business. You can study the money yourself." Xiang Que's head buzzed as soon as he heard it.
Kidney?
Cao Shanjun blinked his eyes in a cute manner and asked cautiously: "You can't rob a bank as fast as this, right? Why..."
"You deserve it, you girl is really worth your money." Xiang Que took out a cigarette and lit one. After thinking about it, he turned back to Tang Xinhe and said, "Brother, do you have any money? Let's borrow it."
"Are you really paying?" Tang Xinhe was a little confused, and then frowned and said: "No, it's a bit boring to pay this money. Just wait two minutes and I'll make a call and ask them to pay you 380,000.
Everything is fine”
"No, just pay it to him. I have to let them hold the money with hot hands."