Chapter nine hundred and fortieth into the mountains
The moment Baojiaxian was confessed, the originally dreary house of Lao Gao's family suddenly became filled with vitality. The complexion of Mr. Gao lying on the kang obviously began to improve.
The worries about the family have dispersed a little, Mrs. Huang Santa
Huang Pizi, who became a spirit, has been cultivating for many years. His spirit and spirit are much stronger than those of humans. After he was enshrined in Lao Gao's family, he brought his spirit to the Gao family. From now on, as long as
If both parties live in harmony, it is a win-win situation.
"Whoosh" A phantom appeared on Mr. Huang's body under the table and suddenly got into Gao's wife's body. This time, Gao's wife's reaction was very dull. She only shivered twice and then stopped responding.
Boss Gao said a little dissatisfied: "Why did you get upper body again? If this becomes a habit in the future, do you think I married a wife or a weasel?"
Gao's wife hunched her shoulders and drooped her head, and said in a hoarse and sharp voice: "Boy, you have to promise me one thing after this is done."
Xiang Que frowned and asked speechlessly: "Do I still have to give it as a gift?"
"Hey, it's reasonable for me not to mention this to you before offering sacrifices, right?" Mr. Huang San said in a hoarse voice.
Xiang Que hummed and said, "Renyi, please tell me."
"It's useless to talk now. Just come with me tonight."
Xiang Que sighed faintly: "Things have happened one after another. It's really not easy to worry about. The trees want to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop."
Xiang Que originally planned to rush to Huangpao Mountain non-stop as soon as the matter with Lao Gao's family was over, but he didn't expect that as soon as he finished here, Mr. Huang San found something for him to do. This old Huangpi was definitely cunning.
No, he knew very well that if he told the conditions in advance, Xiang Que might not look good. Waiting for the Fairy Queen of the Shangbao family to raise the conditions would actually make him look more generous.
It’s true that people become better as they get older!
Mr. Huang's upper body, the eldest daughter-in-law, smiled wildly and shook her shoulders. This scene looked extremely strange and disharmonious.
Boss Gao rubbed his nose with his finger and muttered: "Tonight...how can I pick up the gun and mount the horse? Can I do it?"
Xiang Que looked back at him in astonishment. The clothes and style of Mr. Gao were strictly along the non-mainstream lines of rural heavy metal. There were a few fleas basking in the sun on his messy hair. His clothes were a military green cotton-padded jacket.
A red rope was tied around her waist, and her thick-soled black cotton shoes and trousers were covered with oily flowers, making her look very sharp.
Xiang Que looked at him speechlessly and said, "Brother Gao, you are like this, why are you so picky?"
"Back then, I was a young boy who was good at literature and martial arts. It was just that I was wasted by life for a long time, and I ended up like this." Gao Lao Gao sighed and said: "I also relied on my face to make a living. Really, not at all."
Not bragging...it’s just that I almost didn’t starve to death.”
"Look away, look away," Xiang Que said after holding back for a long time.
Boss Gao gritted his teeth and said a little aggrievedly: "How can you let it go? Brother, let me ask you, there is nothing wrong with sleeping with others. This is the normal reproduction of human beings, but if you are asked to treat a weasel, I won't
Mom just wants to know how you got hard. The most important thing is that this weasel is a male."
"Oh, brother, please stop talking." Xiang Que was confused for a moment, and comforted him and said, "It's okay, don't think about it too much. Mr. Huang San will get off your wife when she goes to bed at night. You should go there
Just poke wherever you want, because the position of the hole has not changed."
"That's all we can do. Turn off the lights and draw the curtains to create a child. You won't be able to see what he looks like. As long as the human body structure doesn't change..." Gao Boss thought for a while and said a little uncertainly: "
But the voice is still female, right?”
"Still, still..." Xiang Que nodded repeatedly, wiping his cold sweat.
Regarding the issue of hooking up with a woman’s appearance, Mr. Wang Pangpang, China’s most famous friend of men and women, once gave a very classic and incisive theory.
Wang Pangpang said, now when you hook up, it’s like clearing mines. It doesn’t work if you look at photos. Women’s photos are minefields. There are all kinds of beautiful photos, PS, and plastic surgery. They are all lined up.
Almost every woman is digging a hole with mines buried in it. If you want to hook up, you must bring a lightning rod with you. If you can get a date, that's fine. If you can't, please bring a lightning rod for self-defense.
"To me, there are no beautiful women now. What is beauty?" Wang Pangpang said with emotion: "Just two words, eye-catching."
The shadow in Gao's heart comes from the fact that Mr. Huang San is in the body of his wife. He is still the same person, but sometimes his nature has changed. When he is capable, he has to automatically generate an idea in his head.
"I'm not fucking a weasel, not a weasel, not..."
After dinner at around five o'clock in the evening, Mr. Huang Santai squatted at the door, pulled his paws, and waved at Xiang Que. He looked at the sky outside with a frown and said: "In winter, it's about 20 degrees below zero.
Where do you want me to go with you? Can't we choose a day in spring when the flowers are blooming?"
"Come with me. It's not appropriate to go during the day. You can only go there at night," Gao's wife said.
Xiang Que nodded helplessly and said: "Let's go, let's go."
Boss Gao then chased after him, wrapped in a big cotton-padded jacket and asked: "Are you guys going to go?"
"I'm doing something for your ancestor Huang"
"Then why did my wife go with me?" Boss Gao asked uneasily.
His wife spoke impatiently: "How can I communicate with him if I don't go?"
"Ah, ah" Boss Gao nodded, thought for a moment, and said, "Then I'll go with you, I'll take care of you."
Boss Gao was quite worried. When he was a child, he had heard the story of Mrs. Yazhai. There were yellow skins or black mountain old demons in the mountains who would rob girls from the mountains and come up to the mountains to become wives. He was really afraid that his wife would never come back.
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Although there is no use if he follows!
Before finishing the meal, Xiang Que went to the underworld again to find Ye You, and told him everything about Lao Gao's family in the Yang world. Ye You didn't complain about him, but just lamented that things in the world are impermanent, and this is fate.
"As long as their lives can get better in the future... Xiang Que can come to me directly if he comes to the underworld and has something to do. I will help you within my ability."
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