Chapter nine hundred and sixty-four to relieve people's worries
Xiang Que found that this young couple was actually very strange. All the factors that caused infertility were combined. Their stomachs had not moved for eight years, not to mention four years.
The most taboo thing about putting a fish tank in the bedroom is that fish is a yin sign. When the two are combined, the yin energy in the bedroom is too strong. Of course, this yin energy is not the yin energy that attracts ghosts, but refers to making the bedroom too dark and humid, which is very
It is not good for pregnancy. Some people have a bathroom in the master bedroom. This is okay, but if the bathroom is facing the bed, dirt will invade the body over time, and sexual intercourse will prevent pregnancy. In addition to these two points, the bedroom
If the outside of your window happens to face a rockery, there is a saying in the Feng Shui pattern that it is called a tire leaking stone. Even if a woman has sex and produces fetal gas, it will be taken away by the rockery outside the window.
None of these three will get pregnant, not to mention that they are all possessed. Even if you pray to Guanyin, it will not work.
"Master, do you have an explanation?" This person is easy to be mean. If Xiang Que took the initiative to show it to them, the couple would not believe it. However, Xiang Que repeatedly refused and they felt that this person would definitely do it.
If you have some real ability, the charlatan will not be so willing to refuse and welcome you.
"Do you have any other houses?" Xiang Que asked.
"have"
Xiang Queyan said concisely and concisely: "Change your residence. This house is not suitable for you to live in. If you change your house again, be careful. Don't put a fish tank in the sleeping place. It is best not to have a bathroom. After opening the window, it is best to have a wider view outside.
After calculating the time, the two of you can work hard for a few nights, and your hard work will bear fruit."
The couple looked at each other in confusion and asked, "Is this the end? No need to take some tonics, draw a charm or something?"
"I just want you to eat dragon whip. It's useless if you don't change your place to live. In fact, there is nothing wrong with you two. The main problem lies in the house you two live in. It's quite simple. Don't make it so troublesome. OK
No?" Xiang Que raised his hand and said: "Believe me, just drop the money and leave. If you don't believe me, just pick up the money and find the next person."
The young couple stood up and bowed, and said: "We have spent hundreds of thousands, so it is not less than yours. We will go back and change the house right away. If there is a good news, we will rush over here and give it to you then."
It’s okay to have a golden body”
"I can't bear it, go ahead, go ahead." Xiang Que waved, thought for a moment, and then suddenly asked, "How did you find this place?"
"I have a distant relative who lives in Wuhan. He mentioned it to us once and said that the Taoist temple in Huangpao Mountain is quite efficacious. He knew about it last year but has been busy with other things. Now that I have time, I will take the time to come over."
Xiang Que sighed faintly, this Taoist temple has been ruined like this, and there are still people who believe in it so much. You said that when people are at a loss now, their heads have really lost their judgment, and they are completely in a state of panic.
It's speculative.
After the young couple left, sure enough, a cloud of auspicious clouds gathered above the Taoist temple again, and the merits dropped again.
After Xiang Que received the merit, he let out a long sigh: "Master, you really didn't trick me."
According to Xiang Que's estimation, Zhang Liang followed Chisongzi to travel to Huangpao Mountain and built the Liangshan Taoist Temple here. Even if he didn't become an immortal in the end, he must have become a big shot after reincarnation.
Such merits are truly a great tonic for those who practice Feng Shui and cultivate Yin and Yang.
Even if Xiang Que only had a brain capacity of 0.5, he still wanted to understand one thing at this time. He could not leave even if the trio of master and apprentice were tricked, kidnapped, eaten and left to die.
"It doesn't matter if you make some money and work hard," Xiang Que said firmly, "Just think of it as serving the people."
Today, the first day of the Lunar New Year, is a good day to worship Buddha and the Three Purities.
After noon, several waves of people came to Liangshan Taoist Temple one after another. Xiang Que opened his heart to receive them all, and served them with all his heart. After several calculations, he found that every time he did something, there would be merit.
After descending and meeting more than a dozen people in the evening, he felt a little bit ready to move in his body.
Since the jinru has been opened to the yin, except for the last time I heard the sound of heaven in the tomb of the old man in Yuanshang, this is the second time that I have clearly felt signs of loosening of my realm.
"If this continues, I don't know how long it will take before we can make further progress."
Towards evening, the master and apprentice trio came back.
"It's all bubbles, just a moment of fireworks..."
Sun Changting walked cutely with his hands behind his back and hummed a tune. He looked relatively happy in this state. When Ning Haichen walked with his crotch between his legs, it was as if there was a detonator tied to the back of his butt. If he was not careful, it would easily explode. The most important thing is
It was a big rooster with a red crown in his hand.
"Hey, why does he walk like this?" Xiang Que asked Sun Changting.
"People in rural areas will get calluses on their hands if they work all year round, right?"
Xiang Que nodded bewilderedly, not understanding why this veteran would bring the conversation to this point.
"You gave him twenty yuan in the morning, and he used the money to find Widow Li. Widow Li massaged him for a long time, and all the calluses on his hands were wiped off. Do you think he can walk without doing this?"
"How much do you have to hold this in?" Xiang Que was dumbfounded and held it in for a long time before he said, "This twenty yuan is worth it."
Ning Haichen threw the rooster in his hand to the ground, raised his hand to Xiang Que and said, "Excuse me, fellow Taoist, but kill this chicken and stew it. I have to make up for it... Don't pour the soup, keep it for me."
, I can make some food tomorrow morning and replenish it.”
"Yes, it's time to make up for it." Xiang Que wordlessly picked up the big cock.
Bai Xiaosheng also came back from outside carrying several bottles of wine. When he saw the rooster in Xiang Que's hand, his eyes suddenly lit up: "This chicken is quite meaty."
Xiang Que picked it up and said, "It must be more than four kilograms."
"Eh?" Bai Xiaosheng blinked his eyes and said, "This chicken looks familiar."
Ning Haichen coughed dryly, walked to the side and sat down: "Chickens are all similar in appearance, who can tell the difference between good-looking and ugly ones?"
"Holy shit" Bai Xiaosheng stretched his neck and looked at it for a few times, then said in shock: "Isn't this Widow Li's chicken? I know it."
"Wow!" Xiang Que's eyes drifted to Ning Haichen, and he was immediately speechless.
"You spent 20 yuan to let a widow masturbate for a long time, and before you left, you even fucked her cock... Isn't this a little unethical?" Xiang Que sighed.
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"Let's stew it quickly. My legs will cramp easily after eating a bite late at night." Ning Haichen said very righteously: "I'll finish eating this chicken and rest for two days to regain my strength. Then I'll go find Widow Li and deal with a forty-year-old woman."
For a woman who has been living alone in an empty house for many years, this is a gift. I ate the chicken, but I also used it on her... She was not at a loss!"