"Humph, don't you know whether you lied to me or not?" After finishing speaking, Li Xiaobao pointed at my neck, "Even if I didn't win, you still wanted to do it, but as a result, they resisted fiercely, and you didn't succeed. Say this
It shouldn't be. If this is really the case, it would be very detrimental to a gentleman's demeanor. You must have won it in the end, but the other party must have resisted, or what happened to the three obvious scratches on your neck?
, that shouldn’t be the case. She’s very nice to you and she’s thanking you. What’s the matter, are you thanking you for having sex with her? This doesn’t make sense. Thanking you for having sex with her and then scratching you is wrong, wrong.
, did she think it was that guy at first, and then she scratched him, and then she realized it was you after scratching him, and then she felt distressed, and then she stopped catching him, and then she just followed you, that's right, eh, definitely
That’s it.”
"Fuck you, Li Xiaobao, do you want to die? Don't think you just did something that moved me, and now you can insult me casually. Damn it, you can't say anything practical.
Yes or no."
"Do you want to hear something practical?"
"If you think so, tell me."
"You have a very, very obvious scratch on your neck. How are you going to tell Lin Ran when you go back? You stayed out all night last night. Do you want to tell Lin Ran that I scratched you? There were two of us last night.
Let's go together again, you grab me, I'll grab you, that's it, Brother Six, if I were Lin Ran, I would believe you."
"Damn it!" I stepped on the brakes, parked the car on the side of the road, got out of the car, opened the back door, and rushed towards Li Xiaobao, "Fuck you, uncle, you can't say something I like to hear.
Then I touched Li Xiaobao’s shoulder and took a bite.
"Ouch!" Li Xiaobao yelled, "Fuck you, uncle." Then he pushed me hard.
"Damn it, you have to be a little brother." Then I punched Li Xiaobao in the eye and choked him up.
Li Xiaobao covered his eyes and said, "I'm sorry for you." He punched me in the face. He stretched out his hand, grabbed Li Xiaobao's wrist, and scratched Li Xiaobao's hand hard.
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"Damn you!" Li Xiaobao didn't care anymore, turned over and bit my arm, and the two of us started fighting from behind the car. The place was very narrow, but he used all the tricks of a woman.
Scratching, biting, scratching, and buckling, the fight lasted for five minutes. The two of us rolled from inside the car to outside the car, and then rolled on the road for a long time. In the end, we both sat on the side panting.
I rubbed my thighs and said, "Damn it, you're strangling me."
Li Xiaobao covered his shoulders and looked at his hands. There was still blood seeping out, "Are you crazy? Damn it!"
"I won't say anything I don't like to hear anymore."
"Then tell me, it's okay if I don't say no. Besides, don't you like to hear what I say? Good advice is hard to hear but helps practice. Don't you know this? What I said are all very practical issues.
Damn it, you’re still biting me and scratching me!”
"My eye sockets were swollen from your beating and I haven't spoken yet."
"Nonsense, you hit me first and your good intentions were struck by lightning. Damn it! It hurts me to death! How could this be done by some women?"
I stood up, patted my butt, and looked at the onlookers around me. "Okay, okay, let's leave. Let's see the charges." Then I kicked Li Xiaobao and said, "Get in the car. What nonsense."
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"Damn it. I really don't know what you think."
"What do I think? All the injuries on my body were caused by fighting with you. The scratches on my neck were also caused by you. You can scratch them. Can't you just go back and explain? If she doesn't believe it, just go and see her.
It depends on you. She won’t believe it!”
"What!" Li Xiaobao yelled and stood up, "What did you say?"
"Okay, why are you so excited? Go, go to the co-pilot."
"You are so cruel, Brother Six, you can do anything. Are you worthy of me for doing this?"
"Let you stop being arrogant!"
"Damn it!" Li Xiaobao cursed a few times, then paced back and forth, looked at me, gritted his teeth, and said fiercely, "Brother Six, you are so cruel to yourself, you can do it to me."
"It's still not enough. If it's enough, I'll hit myself, scratch myself, scratch myself, and I won't have to hold you back!"
"Fuck!" Li Xiaobao yelled, stamped his feet vigorously, turned around and looked at the people around him, "What are you looking at? It's gone, it's gone, ouch." After saying that, he covered his shoulders and got into the passenger seat.
I also got in the car, my eye sockets were a little painful, so I turned up the music in the car and played the single love song "Find someone you love, love, love deeply, to say goodbye to being single!" I also started to roar.
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Li Xiaobao also yelled from the side, and it seemed that he was also venting his anger.
When we returned to Beitian Dynasty, it was morning, the quietest time in Beitian Dynasty. There was no one around.
After returning to the room, I simply washed up, took off all my clothes, and slept naked. When I opened my eyes in a daze, I found Lin Ran sitting next to me on a stool, crossing his legs and looking at me with a very expression on his face.
Not pretty.
I rubbed my eyes in confusion, leaned forward, and held a cigarette in my mouth. "What time is it?"
"It's past three in the afternoon."
"What are you doing sitting here anymore?"
"Waiting for you to explain to me, to be more direct, what did you do last night? How did you get the injuries on your body?" Lin Ran's voice was cold. I could tell that she was very unhappy.
"Last night, Li Xiaobao and I went out to do errands. After we finished our errands, we went to drink. After drinking too much, we were in a daze. Then we started fighting with Li Xiaobao. He first acted shamelessly like a woman and grabbed my neck.
Then I bit him, and then he hit me in the eye, and I pinched his inner thigh, and he pinched me too, and I pinched and scratched him, and he bit me in turn, and that's it." After that, I stood up.
, naked. "Look at the wounds on my body. They are bruised and purple. Don't just look at my neck. Look, look, here, here." I said, pointing.
Lin Ran stared at me for a while, then turned around and stood up.
"Why are you going?"
"Go and see Li Xiaobao."
"You let someone have a naked butt. Damn it, that's a naked man."
"Don't you know how to wear underwear?" Lin Ran ran out after saying that. I lay down on the bed again and rubbed my eyes, it hurt a little, damn it."
After lying on the bed for another 20 minutes, Lin Ran opened the door and came back. His complexion was obviously much better. He stood next to me with his hands on his hips. "I said Wang Liuliu, you are too cruel. Show me your thighs."
The pinching, the shoulder biting, I wonder why you are so cruel!"
