Brother Dong walked between the two of us and looked at the two of us curiously, "What's wrong with you two? What are you doing? Why are you opening your mouth so wide? What's wrong?"
I patted Brother Dong on the shoulder, "Brother Dong, can you tell me how you know this? You are so fucking professional, we don't even know."
Brother Dong glanced at me, "I'm a local, so I have a lot of friends. If I want to know a better girl at the school, I'll ask someone to ask, and I'll do some fieldwork myself. I'll find out easily. I saw those photos from yesterday.
Yes, it looked good, so I took photos from behind and asked someone to ask. I was idle all day yesterday. I just posted these. It’s okay. I did 36.5 in 3650 days from the age of 11 to 21.
The number of targets is one every three months on average. If you want to pursue a girl in the future, or if something happens to you, just ask me."
"Brother Dong, how did that 0.5 come out?"
Liu Zhendong's eyes narrowed again, and he folded his hands together, looking like a beggar, with a lustful smile on his face: "That 0.5 is Gao Weiwei who is about to get it."
Bo Long and I continued to look at each other.
Liu Zhendong threw the book on the bed, and then started playing pornographic films. His voice was still loud, "Wait a minute, Fatty Tao, Fatty Tao is here, let's set off for a day trip today."
I was a little depressed, closed the door, and walked to Liu Zhendong's side. "Brother Dong, please lower the sound of the notebook. Can you think of it?"
Liu Zhendong shook his head, "Then how can I be immersed in it? This is the feeling I want." He followed Liu Zhendong with "Ah, ah, ah," matching the shouts in the computer, making his heart flutter with excitement.
Then I saw the notebook that Liu Zhendong had thrown aside, and I was curious as to why Liu Zhendong still took notes. I picked it up and looked at it, and found that the mess inside was actually the constellations. "Brother Dong, why are there so many constellations?"
"I don't know. If you want to chase a girl now, the first thing you need to do is to study the zodiac signs, because girls nowadays believe in these. If you remember these, you can have different relationships with different girls.
Zodiac sign. If a girl says she is Aries, you can say you are Leo or Sagittarius, but never say Cancer."
"Holy shit, no, you're so professional." I was a little surprised. "Nowadays, you have to memorize zodiac signs to pick up girls."
Liu Zhendong smiled and said, "Follow me, and you will get the beautiful girl. Remember this sentence, that's right." Then he turned up the volume on the computer a little louder, and he screamed "Ah, ah, ah" again on the bed.
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Bolong and I were quite depressed, so we walked to the window and said we would have a cigarette to relieve our boredom.
Then the door of our dormitory opened. Bolong and I thought it was Fatty Tao who had come back, but it turned out that the person who appeared was our dormitory director. But our Dong brother was still there with his back to our dormitory director."
Ah, ah, ah." He yelled, and pointed at the two of us, "Come, come, let's do it together. Ah, ah, it feels so good. This fucking girl is so fucking powerful, this big**."
Then I saw the director of the dormitory, whose face turned green. He got behind Brother Dong and unplugged the computer cable in one go.
"Hey, why the hell is there a power outage, Pobi School?" Brother Dong turned his head, and then saw the gloomy face of the director of the dormitory, and stammered, "Old, teacher."
For the first time, I saw a dormitory teacher whose face turned green like this. His black face had now turned green, but Brother Dong was not much better than him. The scene was surprisingly quiet.
After a long time, the director of the dormitory took a deep breath and said, "Do you know where this is?"
Brother Dong nodded and said aggrievedly, "Teacher, I didn't mean it."
The director of the dormitory shook his head, pointed at Liu Zhendong, and then pointed at a few of us, "I just said that the students who are admitted for the third time will not be of high quality."
As soon as I heard what he said, I became unhappy and asked, "We are here for the third time to make up for the enrollment. What's wrong? The person who is here for the third time to make up for the enrollment is also here. Isn't he a human?"
"That's right," Bo Long continued, "I always thought that university teachers would have some quality, not the same as junior high school teachers. Who knew, it turns out they are all of the same virtue."
I patted Bo Long on the shoulder, "What you said is so correct, my wife is so right. My best friend."
"You, you" the dormitory teacher pointed at the two of us and said angrily, "What kind of students are you? How can you be so unqualified?"
"As long as you have quality people, it's enough. Right, Bo Long."
Bo Long smiled and hugged my neck, "I have no appetite for what to eat for lunch today. It's really disappointing."
"Asshole" the director of the dormitory continued to curse, then he glanced at our dormitory, turned around, walked out, and closed the door angrily. The sound of slamming the door was loud.
I stretched out my hand and pointed at the door, "Why don't you care about public property so much? It doesn't belong to his family. If the door to their house is so closed by him, I will feel so bad for him."
Bo Long continued, "Anyway, I have no choice but to go to this school. I go to school for the sake of my family. If he has nothing to do, I won't tolerate him at all. Damn it. I can do whatever I want."
"Let's go, we went to eat, it's not a big deal." I followed, "What are you doing, Fatty Tao? He's not back so late."
"Who knows?" I accidentally glanced at Brother Dong and found that Brother Dong had been staring at the two of us without saying a word. The look in our eyes gave people a very scary feeling, because when it comes to terror, it is
Because his eyes are normally open, people can't be sure whether they are open or closed.
Bolong also felt that something was wrong. "Brother Dong, why are you looking at us so hard?"
"That's right, what do you want to do? It's not that we didn't remind you just now. It's not that we didn't remind you just now." I pointed at the door. "It's because you were already too deep into the drama when the teacher came in, and there was no chance for us to remind you."
, the teacher has completely mastered your criminal information."
Brother Dong stood up without saying a word, and then walked towards me and Bo Long step by step. His posture was really scary. The two of us stepped back unconsciously. Brother Dong walked forward a little further.
Then the tears suddenly flowed out. Yes, they flowed out. Then one arm hugged me and the other arm hugged Bolong and said "Wow" and started crying, "I, Liu Zhendong, have lived so long."
For many years, I have never met anyone who is so kind to me. If you want to help me with anything, I am really touched. I know that you must be my good brothers. I, Liu Zhendong, will never misjudge anyone.
"Then Brother Dong returned to the bunk, reached out and took out the notebook, and put it next to me. "This, you two, take a look, it will be very helpful for you to pick up girls in the future." Brother Dong burst into tears.
It made both of us embarrassed to say anything. I caught the notebook with one hand, then saw Brother Dong, stretched out my hand to wipe away the snot from my nose, and then patted Bo Long on the back of his head. Bo Long didn’t know either,
I followed Dong Ge and the two of them hugging each other. I saw the snot flowing from my nose to Bo Long's neck. He was quite happy.
I stepped back and picked up Brother Dong's notebook. When I opened the first page, I was shocked. Major, class, name, approximate height, body shape, family background, contact number. And then there are the people who arranged it.
, one by one, filling up the entire article. There is still space below, but there are already more than ten filled in.
I continued to look at Brother Dong and found Class 3, Major in Applied English. Then I found Qiao Xuan’s phone number. It matched the one on my phone. It was exactly the same. I turned around and looked at the girl who was crying.
Brother Dong, I really don’t know what to say. From now on, don’t call me Brother Dong, call me Hukou.
I was just thinking about it when the door opened and Fatty Tao came back. "I had a few questions that I didn't understand after school. I discussed them with the teacher for a while, so I'm late. Sorry, everyone."
I shook my head, "It's okay, it's okay." Then I went to the edge of my bed and pushed the notebook under my bed.
Fatty Tao pointed at Brother Dong who was crying, "What's wrong with Brother Dong?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Brother Dong continued to wipe his nose, and then wiped his eyes. I don't know if the liquid on his face was tears or snot. Or a mixture of the two, he walked to Fatty Tao again.
"I'm back, that's fine. I'm gone. I didn't expect that the matter would be solved so easily, and that the director of the dormitory would let me go so easily. Thanks to my two good brothers, Wang Yue and Bo
Long. I, Liu Zhendong, recognize you. Let’s go, go, go out to eat, drink, sing, take a shower, get a massage, do whatever you want, I’ll cover it all, let’s go, let’s go.”
Bo Long and I looked at each other and then walked to Brother Dong. We all chatted briefly. Brother Dong stopped crying. He went downstairs, left school, and went to the largest restaurant here to eat. After eating, he
I went to sing. When I was singing, I found a few backup singers. Fatty Tao was not used to this. We were quite proficient, and we even left each other’s phone numbers with the backup singers. But Brother Dong, who was really awesome, as soon as he came in, he started singing
The waiters in the corridor all know him. When I take a shower at night, they also know him in the bathing center. It makes me really doubt whether this guy worked in these places before going to college. How can he be so familiar?
It's a familiar road. The massage is even more comfortable. I had a massage yesterday and continued the massage today. It's not an ordinary comfort. In the evening, Brother Dong took us to the famous special snacks here. We ate snacks again and a group of people continued to drink in the evening. It's just that
We changed to beer. In the afternoon, Brother Dong and Fatty Tao were not very sober, because one was dizzy and fell down by four ounces, and the other was fainted by four ounces and eight ounces. So when they fainted, Bo Long and I stopped them.
In the afternoon, both of them were not very awake. They woke up during the bath and massage. In the evening, they had barbecue and started drinking again.
Fatty Tao's face turns red when he drinks, and when he lies, he turns red. Now, it is obvious that he belongs to the former. Fatty Tao's red and fleshy face looked at us, "Tell you, tell, tell. I, I am Xiao Yu
Tao, what I have drunk in my 19 years of life is not as good as spending two days with you, drinking a lot, a lot, come on, I am happy, drink."
"Well, well, I'm happy too. I've met such good friends. I'm happy. I've wanted to meet such a group of brothers since I was a child, but I've never met them. When I was in school, the people around me always plotted against me and made me
Spend money. When something really happens, they stay far away." Then Brother Dong patted his chest, and his voice became louder at the barbecue stall, "They, those beasts, think, think that I, Liu Zhendong, am...
Idiots, idiots, and a bunch of bastards. How can I feel like I am now? When I am with you, I, Liu Zhendong, am happy and comfortable. Money can’t buy me happiness. I have money, so I, I can do whatever I want.
Liu Zhendong clinked glasses with Fatty Tao and said, "Come on, come on, let's do it." Then the two of them started doing it again.
