Qin Xuan burst out laughing with a "chuck" sound. He pointed at me with a look of helplessness on his face.
After eating, the sun was shining high at noon, and sleepiness swept through my body. I have been so tired these past few days, and I was so anxious, and some big dragon came out again. Damn it. It's really troublesome.
, it’s really hard to do anything these days. Money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat. What a famous saying.
Tianwu ran to my room, and Shaochen ran to Qin Xuan's room. Neither of them wanted to move. I couldn't afford to offend Tianwu. I couldn't beat him. I didn't scold him and I didn't scold him. I forced him to have a shower.
Take a bath. Go to sleep.
Lin Ran also woke us up at night. After waking us up, everyone opened their eyes in confusion and walked to the living room. There was another very sumptuous meal on the table. And there were no leftovers from noon, but it seemed that there were no leftovers at noon.
Leftovers.
Tianwu and Shaochen rubbed their eyes and looked at Lin Ran, "So happy, so happy."
Everyone sat down and ate again, almost turning into pigs. After eating, Lin Ran picked up the dirty clothes of Qin Xuan and me, went to the bathroom, and put the clothes in the washing machine. It was done.
After they came out and cleared the table again, Tianwu and Shaochen were dumbfounded. They were quite discerning, so they got up and helped Lin Ran clear the table together. Qin Xuan and I watched TV and chatted.
After the table was cleared and Lin Ran went to do laundry, Tianwu and Shaochen came back.
After coming back, Tianwu looked at me, "Liu'er, what do you think of the relationship between us brothers?"
When I heard what Tianwu said, I quickly looked at it very cautiously, "What do you want to do?"
Tianwu smiled and said, "Don't be so nervous. What can I do?"
"What do you want to do?"
Tianwu thought for a moment and said, "Look, the bed in your room is also so big."
When I heard this, I quickly reached out and said, "Absolutely not, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely not. I have no habit of sleeping with men."
"Fuck, what's wrong with you?"
"Fuck, why bother?" I said, "You have such a big bed over there. If you don't sleep, what do you want to do if you come to my place?"
Tianwu smiled, "Isn't this to enhance our relationship? Let me tell you Ang, Shaochen and I have already discussed it. We plan to pack up our things at night and move here. Our place is just like a pigsty.
, we don’t like it very much. We also don’t like the days of instant noodles.”
"No." I said, "You come here just to make me, the head of the family, lose face."
Qin Xuan glanced at me at this time and ignored me. He couldn't ignore me either.
Tianwu smiled again very flatteringly, "Look, isn't it easier for us to communicate emotionally when we are together?"
"What do I have to communicate with you, a great man?"
"Well, if you don't want to sleep on the same bed as the old man, it's okay to put a small single bed in your room. I'll call someone over immediately to bring me a small single bed. From now on, the two of us will sleep on the big bed.
Sleep, I'll sleep on the small bed, what do you think?"
I glanced at Tianwu, "No matter what you say, it won't work. I still can't see how petty you two are. I took your computers and hugged them. Five computers in this house are enough for a small Internet cafe. Then I took off my coat and had someone wash it."
When the room is dirty, someone will clean it; when you are thirsty and hungry, someone will cook for you and make porridge. You don’t have to order takeout or cook your own noodles. What do you think of Sister Ran?"
"No, no, absolutely not." Tianwu quickly waved his hand, with a look of aggrievement on his face, "We are not that kind of people, we just want to get a cheap meal."
"That's right, that's right." Shaochen also spoke, "We asked Lin Ran just now, but he didn't say anything."
"It's not that she didn't say anything, she was embarrassed to say it. Do you think that everyone is like me and can't say anything directly? Let me tell you two. I, Wang Yue, as the head of the family, will never
Parasites like you are allowed to appear."
"Ahem." Qin Xuan smiled at this time, "Enough is enough, enough is enough."
"I don't like to hear what you are saying. What is enough?" I retorted to Qin Xuan, "Does my Wang Yue look like the kind of person who would succumb to the powerful? Let me tell you, moving forward a few decades, I will
If you don’t have Huang Jiguang’s spirit, you still have to have Dong Cunrui’s courage.”
"Okay, okay, stop bragging, you will definitely be the second Wang Jingwei in a few decades."
I turned around and looked at Lin Ran, "You kid, how can you talk?"
"Actually, I think so too."
I glanced at Qin Xuan and shook my head, "Do you know that the motherland cannot be reunified now? The Taiwan issue has always been bothering me. It keeps me awake at night and makes it difficult for me to eat."
"I don't know." This time several people said in unison. Even Tianwu and Shaochen also spoke.
When I heard this, I looked at the people around me and said, "All the reputation I have accumulated with all my hard work in this life has been ruined by you like this."
"Do you have a reputation?" Tianwu asked.
As soon as I heard what Tianwu said, I pointed at Tianwu's head and shouted, "What's going on? I can't stop thinking about it."
Tianwu covered his head and looked at me blankly, with a look of surprise on his face.
"What, you're not convinced? Why do you still want to hit the landlord?"
Tianwu took a deep breath and smiled at me, "Okay, okay. Brother Yue, what do you say?"
I thought for a moment, "First of all, I am the landlord here. After entering this door, I have the final say. My boss, Qin Xuan, is the second boss."
"You're the second oldest."
"Don't interrupt." I said, "Lin Ran is the eldest sister, and you and Shaochen are the younger brothers. Do you have any objection to this?"
The two looked at each other and shook their heads, "No objection."
"Secondly, from now on, you two must actively participate in doing housework. Everyone should wipe the floor every day. When Lin Ran does housework, you two have to help, and you can't always boss around a little girl. Do you have any objections to this?"
The two looked at each other, then gritted their teeth and nodded, "No objection."
I glanced at Qin Xuan who was snickering on the side, glared at him fiercely, and thought about it. In fact, I also muttered in my heart, these two are bosses, and they are both players who can compete with Qin Xuan one-on-one.
I dare not say who Qin Xuan chose between me and me, but I am definitely rich enough to pick the two of us. I pushed the two of them too hard at once, and they directly used force. Otherwise, they would have to walk around without food. I am not a big lobster.
, why do you have to force someone to beat me so that I can feel better?
So, I nodded, "Brother Tianwu, Brother Shaochen, you don't have to call me brother." After finishing speaking, I pulled Tianwu and put my mouth next to Tianwu and Shaochen, my voice was very low, "Actually, I am too
I was forced to speak for Qin Xuan, you two didn't see him snickering."
After finishing speaking, Tianwu and Shaochen turned their heads and looked at Qin Xuan. Qin Xuan was small and humming a tune while facing us, his head still slightly tilted and his legs crossed.
"Look, he's still nodding."
Tianwu and Shaochen looked at each other again.
I then patted Tianwu's shoulder, and then patted Shaochen's shoulder, "Brother Tianwu, don't blame me."
Tianwu scratched his head, "I'm sorry for working so hard for Lin Ran, and it doesn't matter to us. We two brothers just want to beg for food and have someone to wash our clothes. What you said is fine."
"Well, actually this was all Qin Xuan's idea. You know, he is stupid. When you went to clean up the dishes, he told me that you would definitely want to move here when you come out. I am also an honest person, he said,
I'll just sit down. In fact, I'm innocent. Look at the cunning look on his face and he's still smiling. I just said he was the second oldest, but he didn't want to listen. He even scolded me. In fact, he's the boss. He was reminding me.
.You think about it carefully.”
Tianwu and Shaochen glanced at Qin Xuan, who was still smiling. Their facial expressions told me that they believed 60% of it.
At this time, Qin Xuan still stretched out his hand with a smile, "Just listen to him, I don't know anything."
"You saw it, and you deliberately emphasized that you didn't know. This person is too sinister. There is no three hundred taels of silver here."
"Don't come here." Tianwu said to me, "You are fooling us two again."
I shook my head, "I'm not that kind of person. Now that I'm turning my head and smiling at Qin Xuan, he must say that these things have nothing to do with him. He must also say that I have the final say here and blame everything on me."
On the body, believe it or not? This is called the three hundred taels of silver here."
"I don't believe it." Shaochen was the first to speak.
"And you?"
"We brothers have always united the front."
I sighed, and you guys watched. After I finished speaking, I turned my head, turned my back to Tianwu and Shaochen, and smiled at Qin Xuan insidiously and despicably, "Brother Xuan."
Sure enough, Qin Xuan quickly stretched out his hand to signal, "Stop, stop, please stop coming." Then Qin Xuan pointed at Tianwu and Shaochen, "He has the final say here, and Lin Ran also looks at his face. Whatever he says, he will do it."
Yes, it has nothing to do with me, I’m not involved. It’s all about him, it’s all about him.”
I turned my head, looked at Tianwu, and then at Shaochen.
Tianwu and Shaochen looked in disbelief, nodded to each other, and said to me, "Okay, we understand."
When Qin Xuan heard this, he was a little surprised, "What do you mean? What do you know?"
"Okay, it's none of your business." After saying that, I turned around and hugged Tianwu and Shaochen, "But, public affairs belong to public affairs, private affairs belong to private affairs, we are still good brothers."
Tianwu and Shaochen smiled, "That's right, that's right. After all, it's not appropriate to bother a little girl all the time."
"Yeah, it's really inappropriate, but I will handle it with Lin Ran. I will talk to her. I think no matter what, she will give me a face. Don't worry, we are brothers and we have to work together.
You know, it's the two ribs." After I finished speaking, I reached out and gestured to my own ribs, "this position"
The two of them looked moved, "We brothers have been here for so many years. We take out instant noodles every day and go to the restaurant. We are going crazy. We have never had home-cooked food."
"It's okay, it's okay. That's fine. Okay, then this matter is settled." I said, "Brother Tianwu, let's go. I'll accompany you to make the bed and pack your things. From now on, the three of us have to unite.
