Qin Xuan rubbed his thighs and arms, "Are you awake, Brother Tianwu?"
Tianwu turned around and said, "Fuck you, uncle, are you crazy?"
Qin Xuan shook his head, "No, listen to me, I just thought about it for a long time, and we have no other way now."
"What happened to us?"
"Anyway, I decided, let's set sail overnight and escape. Get out of here."
"You're crazy. Why are you running away if you're fine?"
"Fuck, if you don't run and cause trouble, you won't be able to run away." Qin Xuan stood up, "I'll call Shaochen and Piaoyi. You two get ready. I'll go downstairs to settle the bill, and then go to the bar to write a letter to Xu Jiale."
Forget it, damn it, I really fucking regret it." Qin Xuan then reached out and slapped himself in the mouth, turned around and ran out.
Tianwu was a little confused, "What's wrong with him?"
I thought for a while, "He was sleepwalking. When he came to our room, I opened the door for him. He came to your side, and then pinched your breast hard. He probably mistook you for a girl."
Tianwu rubbed his chest, "Fuck him, it hurts me to death. You can't be so cruel. It's not your own flesh and I don't have any grudge against him. I fuck his uncle, it hurts me to death."
I quickly smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, Brother Tianwu, forgive him, forgive him."
Tianwu sighed, "We are doing fine, why should we leave?"
"Okay, this guy wanted the little girl for the first time, and then he didn't want to take responsibility. He was afraid that the little girl would stay here or still miss Zhao Xiaomeng. I don't know, anyway, Qin Xuan's matter this time is more complicated.
But these two little girls have such good backgrounds, if we don’t leave, we might not be able to leave.”
Tianwu took a deep breath and said, "Holy shit, what the hell is this? This idiot Qin Xuan. And don't tease me, it's just Xu Jiale, this is the first time."
I spread my hands and said, "I don't believe it either, but Brother Xuan said yes. It's almost the same, either he can't run away in such a hurry. Brother Xuan can handle everything very well, but when it comes to women, there is only one way, that is
Run, if Xu Jiale were like Zhao Xiaomeng, it would be so interesting, Brother Xuan also really has a charming personality."
"That girl, is this really your first time?"
I thought for a moment, "Looking at Qin Xuan's reaction, it should be similar. People should not be judged by their appearance. Those who look slutty will not necessarily be slutty, and those who look pure must be pure. For example, I am said to be a profligate, but in fact I am extremely pure.
Qin Xuan is pure, but in fact, he is just a sultry man, and he caused this shit. Damn it, this kind of thing should have happened to me, but he took it away from me."
"This idiot." Tianwu cursed angrily, "Fuck him, he's more profligate than you. No one is perfect, there's nothing you can say about him."
"Well, that's pretty cool, idiot." Then I thought about it and said, "No, Brother Tianwu, why do you have to use me as a comparison."
"Don't call me brother, because I can't think of a more suitable person besides you."
"Wang Tiansheng," I said, "Don't use me as an example in the future. You know that my reputation has been ruined by you. Thank you, thank you."
Tianwu glanced at me and thought for a moment, "Well, he is more promiscuous than Wang Tiansheng."
"That's right. Let me tell you, habits are formed. As for the literary rhetorical technique of using Wang Tiansheng as a metaphor, it is worth promoting."
Tianwu sighed, stood up, and started to pack his things. "I'm convinced. This is more wasteful than you, oh, no, more wasteful than Wang Tiansheng. Damn it, what happened? You really deserve it. Don't take care of yourself. Damn it."
"Tianwu was like a resentful woman, complaining about Qin Xuan and cursing at the same time.
After a while, we packed up our things, and Qin Xuan came over, nodding and bowing after us. He was more embarrassed than sorry. Shaochen and Brother Piaoyi didn't give Qin Xuan a good look. This was the first time I saw Qin Xuan being such a third-rate person.
It's the next day. At three o'clock in the morning, we got in the car and put our things in the car. Qin Xuan paid all the bills from the boss and told us that he would leave Beijing and make up for us, but everyone still beat him up. Piaoyi
My brother was driving a car, and a group of people set off from Beijing at night. In the car, everyone drove casually for a certain distance, and when they found a place to stop, a more serious question arose, where should we go next.
"Where did you say you went? It's all your damn fault. You ran out at night when you should have been sleeping. It's okay now. I'll see where we go."
"That's it. Fool Qin Xuan, you slut, when did you learn all those two tricks of Liu'er? I'm confused."
"It's none of my fucking business if you fart with me."
"How can you be better than him?"
"I don't like hearing what you say about Liu'er. This incident was caused by Qin Xuan, so now we should be looking for Qin Xuan. What do you think Liu'er is doing?"
"Brother Tianwu said it best."
"Don't call me brother."
"Fuck, idiot Qin Xuan."
"Yes, Qin Xuan is still an idiot."
"I'm having a fucking dream. I blame idiot Qin Xuan."
"It's true that Qin Xuan is stupid, but if you say it, I won't like it. After all, it's my brother Xuan."
"Fuck you uncle, you idiot Liu, stop pretending to be a good person. I don't believe you don't scold Qin Xuan in your heart."
"Okay, okay, brothers, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay." Qin Xuan was very depressed. He sat in the passenger seat and reached out to pat Piao Yi's shoulder. "Brother Piao Yi, let's go first, okay."
No, let’s leave Beijing first, take the Beijing-Shijiazhuang Expressway, and go south, okay?”
Piao Yi heard, "That's Hong Kong and Macau."
"Fuck, just go over there, I'll cover everyone's expenses." Qin Xuan followed the voice and changed again, "Everyone, please remove all the mobile phone cards and throw them away. I will buy new accounts for you brothers and charge them up for you later.
Can you pay for the phone call?"
"Fuck, why do you even need to change your mobile phone card?"
"You idiot, damn, I've had this number for years."
"Change it, change it. Today's satellite positioning is so powerful, who knows where those two girls are from. Please, everyone, I take care of all your consumption, okay, I was wrong."
"Damn it." Tianwu and the others kept chattering.
"Stop!" I immediately stopped Tianwu and Shaochen. "You two are talking and I'm worried about you. Did you hear what Brother Xuan said? Brother Xuan said that he will cover all the expenses for this journey. Do you know what this means?
, that is to say, we can do whatever we want, go where we want, someone will pay for it, and we don’t have to spend our own money. A phone card is nothing. In our relationship, a phone card is nothing, just change a new number.
, Anyway, all the contacts are saved on the phone." I turned off the phone first, took out the phone card, and opened the car window, "Brother Xuan, am I open?"
Qin Xuan nodded quickly.
"Well, in this case, I forgive him." Tianwu also started to open the phone card.
"That's right, no one can make mistakes without being a sage." Shaochen followed up and said, "Brother Piaoyi, let's go."
Du Yue smiled and said, "Well, let's take a look at the big city over there and treat it as a trip." We removed all the phone cards. After removing them, we just started the car and heard a very loud sound.
The sound of the motor was followed immediately by a BMW trot, a Porsche, and a Mercedes Benz trot, all of which flew past us. To say flying was no exaggeration at all, in this big Beijing, in this deep night.
, these cars are particularly conspicuous. I feel that the speed must be at least 180+. Fortunately, there is no one here, probably just a bunch of rich people. There is no one at night, so they come out to race. As I was thinking about it, I felt the car going towards
As I rushed forward, my face directly touched the seat opposite me. Then Tianwu's voice came out, "Fuck you, uncle, you are crazy."
Du Yue then cursed, "How dare you do this in front of the car god."
"Brother, what do you mean by arguing with them?"
"I have to tell them that I am no worse than them. Even if the car is not as good as theirs, the driving skills can make up for it. Just watch." Following Piaoyi, he stepped on the accelerator again.
"Hoho." Qin Xuan clapped his hands on the side, "Come on, Brother Piaoyi, come on."
Shaochen and I started looking for seat belts.
The speed was very fast. When we started, we could no longer see the car in front of us. However, after following Piaoyi for a few minutes, we actually saw the taillights of the car in front of us. Then we went around several more turns, following the sports car, and it was all over the place.
He didn’t lose us, and he didn’t know the road, and the distance between us was getting closer and closer. We even passed through two alleys. The feeling of elegance also came, so I turned back the rearview mirror and entered the alley, and kept chasing.
It’s no exaggeration to follow the sports car in front of us. For nearly half an hour, the car in front of us didn’t get away from us, but got closer and closer to us. This time I really understood why we were called Brother Piaoyi. I drove to 100
When I was eighty years old, my mind was wandering. I was so scared that I almost came out of my soul. Qin Xuan didn't even clapped his hands and applauded. Everyone asked Brother Piaoyi to stop the car. Brother Piaoyi's eyes were empty and he was completely in the game. He ignored him at all.
The opinions of everyone around us yelled at us, "I don't understand!" followed by another fierce chase.
I always thought that Brother Piaoyi turned a Jetta into a Passat and a Passat into an A6. It was a joke, or a good analogy. I never asked further. I never thought that Brother Piaoyi could drive a sports car like a domineering car.
This time I really believed it. It was obvious that the sports car in front had also spotted us, and they had been trying hard to get rid of us before, but Brother Piaoyi obviously would not follow his wishes. Although they could not catch up, they
Still can't get rid of us.
We started clapping and applauding the invasion, but now we are the most scared one. Brother Piaoyi is not even wearing a seat belt. We don’t dare to talk or disturb him for fear of affecting him. Several times when we turn a corner, Brother Piaoyi always brushes aside.
The telegraph pole drifted past. I always thought that Brother Piaoyi was just a nickname, but I forgot that the origins of all nicknames are inherently related to this person.
Except for my nickname, of course.
Suddenly, Brother Piaoyi said "Hey", "Why are you slowing down?" He also started to slow down. Only then did I realize that we had caught up with the BMW in front of us. The car in front also deliberately slowed down.
When the car was flat, the window of the BMW Trot in front rolled down, and Drift also rolled down the window. The woman sitting in the passenger seat of the BMW Trot, who was very beautiful and elegant, was facing us.
Waved "Brother, stop ahead." After shouting, the window of the BMW Trotro was rolled up. Brother Piaoyi didn't say anything, and slowly followed for a distance, and then saw the Mercedes-Benz and Porsche parked in front of us.
The cars were parked on the side of the road.
The rest of us quickly opened the car door and got out of the car. Holy shit, it was so damn exciting. For once, I never want to be in Brother Piaoyi's car again.
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