"I don't want to think about going down to rescue you if you are thrown into a fish pond."
"You just got up and put on clothes and spent two hours doing makeup. By the time you came to save me, I was being used as bait by a fish."
Lin Ran let out a "cheep" and laughed, then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "What is that you are holding in your hand?"
"It's a gift from Brother Sheng."
"Brother Sheng asked you to go out just to give you this?"
"Well, it's my gift." I carried the suitcase to the side. "Daughter-in-law, how do you open the lock?"
"Give you a gift and tell you the password."
"Well, this is a test. Wherever you see pie in the sky, you have to work hard and get the prize through hard work."
I put the suitcase on the bed and looked at it carefully. The suitcase was made of leather, silver, and had a password on both sides. It was obvious that the password must be adjusted correctly to open the suitcase.
Lin Ran also came closer and said, "Liuliu, what's in this box."
"How do I know? Have you ever seen someone give you a gift on your birthday? When you wrap the gift, do they tell you what the gift inside is?"
"Damn it, what does this have to do with a birthday gift?" Lin Ran looked at me with disdain, "Just pretend to be mysterious with me. Tell me the password."
When I heard this, I looked at Lin Ran with confused eyes, "I don't know the password."
"Stop farting and say it quickly."
"I really don't know." I knew she didn't believe me, so I raised my hand simply. "I swear, I really don't know. The person who lied is Wang Tiansheng's son! This oath is poisonous enough."
Lin Ran let out a "chock" and laughed, "It's quite poisonous. If Brother Sheng heard this, he would definitely regret not throwing you into the fish pond just now, but I'm also confused. Have you ever seen someone wrap a birthday gift in a password box?"
Haven’t I told you the password yet?”
"This is the mood. Just guess the password slowly."
"Guess?" Lin Ran smiled and stretched out his hand and pointed, "Well, it's just an ordinary password suitcase" while counting, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, six. Brother Liu, let's start from 000000001."
Really, it will end at 99999999. Brother Six, how much time and energy do you need? This person who gave you a gift is really interesting. Very good, Wang Liuliu."
I rubbed my head and thought for a moment, "It's a small thing."
"What a trivial matter."
I took out the Swiss Army Knife from my pocket, held it, and without saying a word, I stabbed it down.
Lin Ran said "Hey, hey." He stretched out his hand and grabbed my wrist. "What are you doing? What are you doing?"
"Cut it open with a knife, or how do you know what's inside?"
"Then this pretty suitcase is finished, isn't it? I'd like to add something to it in the future. This silver password box is so pretty."
"What should you do."
"You can't try one by one."
"There will always be a way. I believe in you, Liuliu."
I touched my head and thought for a while, "Everyone is so busy, how can we have time to do these things?"
"Then you can't find anything busy."
"Who is not busy?" Then my eyes lit up and I smiled at Lin Ran, "Daughter-in-law, I understand, just wait for me."
"Why are you going?"
"Go to my boss"
"No, why are you looking for your boss? It's already this hour and your boss is still not sleeping."
"How could he be so sure? I'll knock him when I'm sleeping." Thinking of this, I picked up my suitcase, put on my pants casually, opened the door with my shirt off, and went out. When I got to the door of my boss's room, I started knocking on the door.
"Bang, bang, bang." I was afraid that my boss was sleeping and I couldn't wake him up.
Who knew that before the fourth knock, the door opened. Jiang Debiao was in high spirits, shirtless, wearing briefs, and a towel around his neck. He didn’t look tired or sleepy at all, and stared at me with his big eyes.
What are you doing?"
"Boss, what are you doing? I have something to do with you."
"It just so happens that I have something to do with you." Jiang Debiao stretched out his hand and hugged me, "Come in and say, come in and say. I was afraid that you were sleeping, so I was embarrassed to disturb you."
"Well, I also stood at your door for half an hour and then I heard the movement in your room, so I had the nerve to knock on the door, or I was too embarrassed."
"It's okay. Why are you being polite to me? Sixth Brother."
"That's right, I'm not polite to you." I smiled at my boss and took a look at his room. It was very clean, the quilt was neatly made, the computer was on, and I wasn't playing any games.
QQ, the boss turned around and walked to the front of the computer. He typed from the front of the keyboard. After typing, he smiled at me and said, "Brother Six, let me talk about you first."
I pointed at Jiang Debiao's QQ, "Who are you talking to? It's so late and you're still not sleeping."
"Brother Six, this is what I want to tell you."
"What's going on?" I sat on the bed and put the password box aside.
Jiang Debiao also sat up with a smile and handed me a cigarette, "Here, Brother Six, smoke."
"It's been a long time since you signed a contract with me, boss."
Jiang Debiao nodded, "Yes, Tang Jie gave me a lot of money a while ago, and Wang Tiansheng kept losing money to me before. I don't have anything to use the money anymore. So I still have some savings."
"Oh, that's it." I looked at Jiang Debiao, "What do you want from me? Why are you still not sleeping so late?"
Jiang Debiao took a long breath and shook his head, "Brother Six, I am trapped by love right now."
"Tang Jie."
Jiang Debiao shook his head, "No. I'm done with her."
"Why is it over? Didn't you fall in love with her?"
Jiang Debiao glanced at me, "Don't mention it. She is in the past tense anyway. I have been serving her for days in vain. Damn it."
"You kid, why are you trapped in love now?"
Jiang Debiao looked confused, his eyes narrowed to a slit, he held a cigarette in his mouth, tilted his head, and was silent for several seconds, then let out a sigh of relief. He looked helpless, "I played games two days ago.
I met a little girl named Tao Mengxing. Later, we both added QQ accounts and started chatting. We slowly started video chatting and played games together. Anyway, we played very well. Now I suddenly realized that I feel like
Falling in love with her."
"Tao Mengxing?" I looked at Jiang Debiao curiously, "Net name?"
"No, her online name is Lady Liberty, her real name is Tao Mengxing. She is also a homebody, and I am a homebody too. We are together every day, and now it has become a habit. I found that I have fallen in love with her, and we both sleep at the same time now.
, eat at one time, go to the toilet at another time. Do everything at the same time?"
"Oh, then she will be the aunt and you will be the uncle?"
Jiang Debiao nodded sadly, "In short, the two of us are inseparable. We are together every day. I really fell in love with her. She has long hair, which is my favorite type. Now the two of us have reached a stage where we should meet.
You know what I mean."
I reached out and stopped Jiang Debiao, "Don't say you want to call her to fx."
"Brother Six, you know me so well." Jiang Debiao looked moved, "But she didn't want to come, and she asked me to pick her up."
I had a bad premonition, so I hugged the lockbox and said, "Brother De Biao, it's quite late. You should go to bed. I'm sleepy too. I just went to the wrong room. Bye."
"Don't, don't" Jiang Debiao grabbed me. I just stood up, but Brother Debiao's strength is really hard to boast, and I was dragged to the bed again. "Brother Six, if I go by myself, I don't have a car, so
I don’t know the road, and no matter how shy I am when I see her, we should go together, pick her up and one of her sisters, and bring them over to play.”
"What's there to do? Is there any fun in this crappy place like FX?"
"Tourist attractions. The tourist attractions here in fx are still very famous. I just looked at a lot of them. Autumn is about to come, and the temperature is just right. The two of them said they would come to travel. This is a situation like this."
"Then you can't finish it by yourself? How much does it cost? Just sign the bill for me."
"It's not about money, you know, Brother Six. For me, any problem that money can solve is not a problem. Anyway, I will drag you to go with me."
"If I don't go, where will I have time? Are you trying to trick someone into sleeping with you?"
"What is cheating? Is it ok if it's mutual consent? Besides, why would netizens not go to bed when they meet? Everyone is so busy, right?"
I nodded, "Jiang Debiao, do you know that if you want to touch flesh, you have to have a thick face? This is an eternal truth. Since you are shy, you still want to touch flesh, then go and find Tang Jie."
"I don't, I don't like that old woman."
I was suddenly a little surprised, "Hey, Brother De Biao, what's going on with you? Didn't you ask me to play the sympathy card with you before? So what card are you playing now, the hot and cold card?"
"No, no, seriously, I want to meet Tao Mengxing, and she will bring a little girl with her. The little girl is also a beauty. You can do it, you understand."
"I'm not interested, I won't do it." Then I got up and left.
"Brother Six, don't go." Jiang Debiao grabbed my arm again. "If you want to go with me, you must come with me."
"Why?"
"Because of this kind of immoral thing, I only have the confidence and courage to pull you along."
How could I listen? How awkward. Then he slapped my boss on the head, "Fart, what are you talking about? Have you ever ruined my reputation like this? What's wrong with me? Have I ever done anything immoral?"
.”
Jiang Debiao quickly slapped his mouth, "No, no, that's not what I meant, Sixth Brother."
"Stop talking nonsense. It doesn't matter what you say. I won't do this with you."
"Brother Six, Brother Six."
"I can't even go, Bage. I won't go even if I say I won't go." I looked at Jiang Debiao resolutely, "Are you kidding me? It's already this time. I still have time to accompany you to meet some netizens and pick up and drop off your friends.
, do you think I am mentally ill?"
"It's not like that." Jiang Debiao answered simply, and then grabbed me with his hand, "But if you don't agree to me today, then don't even think about taking a step beyond this threshold."
"You threatened me."
"I didn't threaten you." Jiang Debiao said very seriously, "You are not willing to dedicate a little bit of yourself to my lifelong happiness. Do you think we are still brothers?"
"Damn it, why do you think about lifelong happiness after finding someone online? Brother De Biao, please don't cause trouble for me. I have seen the power of online dating."
"I don't care anyway." Jiang Debiao grabbed my arm tightly. "If you don't promise me, I won't let you go."
"Then I'll sleep here."
"Sleep?" Jiang Debiao stretched out his hand and pointed at himself, "I haven't slept all day and all night. If you still want to sleep, don't think about it. I will stay with you and fight to the death with you."
"Damn it, did you force me to explode?"
Jiang Debiao smiled slightly, "Yes."
I looked at Jiang Debiao, raised my fist, and thought carefully, "I will spare your life today." In a blink of an eye, I rolled my eyes and smiled, "Jiang Debiao, just watch. You have something to ask for."
I, I also have something to ask of you, how about you help me do my thing, and then I will help you do yours."
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