(First update!) My words were very connotative, but the extremely smart Sumi still understood them and gave me a pure smile.
Perhaps this fighting method was too difficult for the spirit of the wind to accept, so after weighing the pros and cons, this guy suddenly shook his body and activated the void skill!
It's scary. As an Earth God-level boss, its void time lasts as long as 10 seconds.
At this moment, I lost my lock on it and couldn't find its location on the big map.
I know very well what this guy is going to do next. When the void state dissipates, this guy's attack target should switch.
However, I am not very afraid of him from the bottom of my heart, because just before our time, I have given everyone the effect of the True Dragon Shield. With his almost mentally retarded operating ability, he can deal with the enemy the moment he appears.
Can someone cause 30 million+ damage and break shields to kill people? This is absolutely impossible.
I smiled slightly, sat down on the floor angrily, and said with a smile, "What are you doing? I have nothing to do. Let me give you a brain teaser, a very pure brain teaser."
Little Pepper smiled mischievously, "Eh~~ As long as brother talks about purity, it must be super impure."
I said, "Look, you're thinking too much."
At this moment, a strange figure suddenly appeared behind Little Pepper, interrupting our entertainment. We saw an extremely powerful arrow with a hurricane speed rushing towards her!
However, the moment my eyes changed slightly, Pepper's extremely short nerve line quickly reacted and locked onto me directly, blasting the surface and drilling into the ground!
"Whoosh!" The arrow flew past Little Pepper's original point 0.1 seconds later!
And a second later, there was only a "bang" sound, and the baby's thunder in all directions once again froze him in place.
It was okay if I didn't look at this guy, but when I looked at him, I almost got angry. In just 10 seconds, this guy's blood volume actually recovered to 80%!
No, even the Earth God-level boss cannot recover 3% of the total blood volume in one second. This is absolutely outrageous.
Xiaojing chuckled and said, "Hey, this guy should be sitting on the floor."
The corners of my mouth twitched, "This explanation is too far-fetched."
At this moment, Little Pepper also canceled the second half of his set of skills, and still got out of the original position, running towards the direction of the wind and spirit, feeling very proud, "What's wrong, brother, my reaction is fast?"
?”
I deeply admired this, "You are really fast and have good eyesight. As soon as you saw my expression changed, you reacted immediately. Okay, I will bring you in to play next time."
Little Pepper hummed softly, "Brother, don't tease me. Hurry up and tell me the brain teaser you just wanted to tell me. I want to guess!"
I said, "Okay, let me tell you, everyone, please listen. There is one thing that both Chinese men and European and American men have..."
Before I even finished speaking, the baby looked disgusted and said, "Hey, Xiaofei is so eccentric, I'm sure there won't be anything nice to say next."
"Halo, I haven't finished speaking yet!" I threw out a real dragon dance, knocking down the spirit of the wind, "Brother, listen, don't leave it here. I will continue, this thing, China
Both men and European and American men have them. Chinese men’s ones are shorter, foreign men’s ones are longer...then, monks don’t have them.”
All the girls' faces turned red, and they all gritted their teeth and stared at me.
Xiao Jing was about to cry but had no tears, "Sister, please give me back your pure brother, I don't want this yd product anymore!"
Du Lian Qiu Yu simply cried, "I was wrong..."
I simply got angry and said, "Why are your thoughts so impure? Think in a pure direction!"
Pepper was very honest, "I'm not pure, so I gave up."
Xiaojing gritted her teeth and said, "I will never give up, I am a girl as pure as a piece of white paper!"
I kept smiling giddily, and smiled shamelessly without saying a word.
In this way, everyone's nerves were kept in a tense state. The boss didn't put much pressure on everyone, but my brain teasers almost drove them crazy.
Finally, after these unscrupulous people asked me for advice to no avail, they finally went to the chat channel and pulled in a few pure prostitutes, such as Pure Tianya, Pure Blood, Pure Stick, Pure Xiaomu, etc., and asked.
this problem.
The Purity Stick is indeed pure enough. After hearing this joke, I was dumbfounded and said, "Damn it! Brother, you can't torture sisters like this! Let's just say that among these people, there is your wife, but there are also old sisters! You
It will teach them bad things!”
Xueyi said, "Stick, Brother Fei's penis has penetrated deep into his bones."
Mu Shang said, "Why is it the monk Mu You? Shouldn't it be the eunuch Mu You?"
I sighed, "Xiao Mu!"
"Brother, why are you calling me?"
"I'll just squat in the corner and sing and feel uneasy."
"oh……"
Tianya held hands and said nothing, smiling evilly at the side.
But at this moment, the ones who couldn't hold back their energy the most were not the girls, but the Wind Spirit Mind. I activated the void state three times in succession, but the base blood volume was getting less and less. When I activated it for the fourth time, I had enough energy to hold it back.
Jin, a thousand-year-old kill directly exploded his anus, making this guy go cold without even releasing the energy blast!
The increase in experience, military achievements, and reputation was so dramatic that the girls were so happy that they couldn't smile from ear to ear, especially Su Mi. The small level was very nourishing, and she suddenly reached level 237 and a half, and she was about to die.
Replay the upgraded myth of Du Lian Qiu Yu.
At this moment, looking at the huge treasure box in front of me, I smiled slightly and said, "Open the box first. After opening the box, my sister will open a corridor and let Mr. Tianya come to receive the goods and announce the answers. Alas, they are all so impure, and the world is declining.
…”
As soon as I finished speaking, these girls surrounded me and beat me hard.
I have to say that the best person is my little sister. I keep doing the same thing, open the boxes, and the RP still breaks out.
So, when she revealed the only weapon of the second Demon dungeon dropped in today's dungeon, everyone's expressions froze.
In her hand was a war crossbow glowing with endless thunder. The crossbow's frame was a very beautifully carved eagle, which looked majestic. In front of the barrel was a sharp white-gold eagle head.
"It's the only weapon again!" I climbed up from the ground with difficulty, wiped away the blood from the beating, and shouted excitedly, "Sister, your hands are so awesome!"
The little girl was very modest, "I'm really lucky today, I'll touch the boss at the back."
"become!"
As soon as I finished speaking, Du Lian Qiu Yu pressed me down and said, "Okay, you can finish it, and then you can get beaten."
"..."
Later, Su Mi took out two more pieces of Tian'en armor, one was a cloth breastplate and the other was leather pants. To be honest, no one really cares about these things. After all, no matter how good the properties of the soul weapon are, their actual effect is
It's not even one-tenth of the artifact. Currently, Du Lian Qiu Yu's soul artifact outfit is slightly better.
The one-sided beating did not end until Tianya Hand in Hand and Quan Jin came over. When Quan Jin gave everyone the + status, Tianya Hand in Hand took away the three pieces of equipment and couldn't help but sigh, "Okay, don't beat this kid.
, let me announce the answer, the answer is, real name."
After saying that, the boy and the little girl Quan Jin went back together.
The beating also stopped abruptly, not because the girls knew the answer, but because they couldn't beat me any more. One more beating and I'd be dead.
Bingyu Wuyou began to restore my blood, and while shaking his staff, he asked, "Brother, I still don't quite understand. Is the answer your real name?"
I nodded, "Yes, Chinese names are shorter, right? For example, my sister's and my names have more characters, but they are only 4 characters. What about foreigners? For example, gauze, coward, dead chicken, Ivansevich, etc.
What a long name.”
"Then why doesn't the monk have any swelling?"
I followed suit and asked, "After a monk converts to Buddhism, whoever uses his real name must have received the name from the abbot, isn't it?"
"Oh..." The girls all nodded.
Du Lian Qiu Yu said, "I don't know why I still want to slap him."
I bared my teeth and said, "Come on, young master, you were the one I hated the most just now. Good guy, you even used your energy to fight with a sword. Do you hate me so much?"
Dulian Qiuyu pursed her lips and smiled, "Hey, I just want to see if the guy equipped with the Wind Spirit's Oath can be beaten, let alone the real one."
Little Pepper smiled and said, "I never thought that Erdosio would really be willing to do it for a Moli Zhitian."
I said, "This is inevitable. Although I don't like this pretentious guy, he is very interesting to his only friend. Mori Zhitian is also devoted to him. I remember when Erdeshu wanted to take away the wings of the dark elf.
, this bill was just mentioned in the heavenly parliament, and a group of gods impeached him and voted against it. At that time, only the three main gods and Mori Zhitian voted in favor."
"Uh, your master also voted in favor?"
"Haha, the teacher voted in favor because she was influenced by Brother Tian. Don't forget, in the last game, the teacher was Brother Tian's elf. At that time, Brother Tian often instilled in her the idea of game balance. You
Think about it, if dark elves can still fly, the game will be unbalanced, and other races will simply survive. As long as you are hostile to the dark elves, if they can't kill you, you can fly away, which is more powerful than being invisible."
"that's true."
"As for Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother... To be honest, it's not that I am a narrow-minded person, the two of them are sincere protectors, and Moli Zhitian was a fan of Erdeshu at the time..." I chuckled, "This matter, let's talk about it
It seems very contradictory. In fact, a person's perspective on problems determines whether he can do great things. The thoughts of Heavenly Father, Heavenly Mother and Moli Zhitian are relatively small-town people, while Luo Yu considers the overall situation. If they are also Luo Yu,
This way of thinking, it is impossible to fight a war between demons and demons."
The baby listened to me very attentively at this moment, and then asked with a smile, "Xiao Fei, let me ask you a question, okay?"
