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Chapter 1673 The old lady has a belt

(Third update, call it a day!) The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiencies by making up for the excess. This sentence is used in the equipment selection of high-end players, but it is not a universal truth.

In the 30-year history of online games, there is a type of player that has been criticized ever since it appeared. This kind of player is extremely strong-willed and high-spirited. Despite the criticism, he has reached the pinnacle of success, surpassing those who once faced criticism.

Their judgmental fools all shut up.

This kind of person is extremely popular.

The extreme flow in online games is mainly reflected in their single-mindedness. They advocate a type of equipment and a fixed self-created play style. For example, Dulian Qiuyu's violent flow, such as Xiaojing's persistent counterattack flow, such as

Fei'er, Luo Lan, the wild flashes of Banxia Weiliang's life.

After two days and three nights of hard work, the Heavenly Demon dungeon was finally a little successful. After seven in and seven outs of the Heavenly Edition, I finally got the God Punishment Metal Gauntlet that I was looking for.

When I took out this magical object from the treasure box, I felt a little exhausted with excitement. I had not slept for 39 hours in a row because of it, and I was on the verge of collapse. If I don't get it out, I guess I will...

Going crazy.

Hui Hui is very grateful to the close comrades who accompanied me to download the dungeon this time - Tianya Hand in Hand, Sea Dry Stone, Blood Burning, Adventure Villain, Pinellia Microcosm. It was they who stayed up all night with me and made me achieve today's achievements.

We entered the book at 1:05 in the morning and came out at 4:12. We once again set a new record for the fastest clearance in Tianben.

Holding this golden drop, I burst into tears and said, "On behalf of the people, on behalf of my family, Jingjing, I would like to thank you all for your strong support!"

Tianya joined hands and said, "Stop it, if you have the time to talk to us, go to bed quickly. Look at the dark circles under your eyes. Brother, this is not how this game is played. Even if you are a tough guy, you can't spend money like this."

You, please log off immediately! Leave the nonsense until I get to Tianjin and talk about it when you treat me to a drink!"

I am not a pretentious person. I took this hard-earned gauntlet and made a copy, mailed it to Xiaojiao, who came online at 4:30 to take over the shift, and then went offline.

In 39 hours, I downloaded the dungeon CD three times. The rest of the time was spent mostly in the Blood Domain helping the team to get gold medals. I spent a short period of time hunting various bosses, and even went to the island where the Korean players were.

On a neighboring island, I killed a God-level boss. As a result, nothing good was dropped. I only dropped a piece of fairy-level leather leggings. Regarding this, I said that this was simply because I was not accustomed to the local environment and was in the dark. Moreover, because of this

Boss, I once again offended my dear Korean players. I fought the boss alone on the top of the mountain. The baby cast all his magic on the mountainside, and blocked more than 10,000 enthusiastic players in the Korean area halfway up the mountain.

, finally when I packed up my equipment and left, a large group of Korean players raised their middle fingers at me and praised, "You can't be too ordinary!"

To be honest, I'm quite helpless. Dear friends, can you think of some other words when I come here next time? This sentence is very vulgar. Although I listen very well, I can't always praise you with this sentence.

Am I not?

Maybe it's because the RP is so strong, so in one battle, my metal breastplate exploded, but this last little piece couldn't explode.

Therefore, no one knows how much I cried when the unscrupulous Wang Huadong kissed the breastplate with his stinking mouth full of stubble.

Today is better, I can finally sleep peacefully.



By the way, I slept very soundly in the first half of my sleep, but not so much in the second half. I fell asleep without eating, so when I fell asleep, I dreamed about those big white steamed buns that I had been longing for, that steamed bun.

One must not be as big as a 34d, and it is hot and steaming white. There is a big red dot on it, and it smells rich of milk. It is really tempting.

I thought about it, I have to learn a lesson this time. After waking up last time, Xiaojing almost cried out with this cry. We can't make the same mistake again this time. Let's confirm first if this is the case.

Steamed buns!

So, I walked over nervously and touched it tentatively.

As a result, the big white steamed bun didn't move at all.

I thought to myself, eh, I got it right this time, not wrong! These are definitely genuine steamed buns!

But I thought about it again, since it feels so good, I might as well squeeze it first!

So I mustered up the courage to pinch it again.

This amazing touch made me dumbfounded at the time, "Oh no, this elasticity is better than rice cakes! Man, I like it!"

So, I, a pure person, happily squeezed it for five minutes.

However, this pinching did not make me full. After pinching for a long time, my stomach became more and more hungry. Finally, I couldn't help it and took a big bite of this big white steamed bun!

Then, I just heard the big steamed bun scream "Ah" and I woke up.

Then, I was inexplicably beaten by Xiaojing until I saw stars in my eyes, "Brother stinky! This is the second time! Did you do it on purpose! I'm going to kill you!!!"

I quickly wiped away the saliva that kept overflowing, and cried with tears, "Jingjing, I was wrong, I even lost my panties..."

(Okay, let me explain in particular, what does it mean that the pants are all wrong? This starts with a very famous movie in Nibon. The name of that movie is "The University of Love", in which

There is a line that says "the pants are all wrong". Later, this meaning was extended to "big mistake". OK, after the knowledge popularization class, please applaud the students affectionately, thank you!) Xiaojing broke it open in anger.

He opened my mouth and hit my teeth twice, "Brother smelly, if it happens again, I will knock out all your little white teeth! Wow, bite me to death, it hurts so much

Already."

I looked at Xiaojing's injured area and saw that there was a lot of saliva on Xiaojing's chest. It was obvious that my bite was serious.

I smiled and said, "Okay, there won't be a next time. By the way, I have medicine here. Come, brother will personally apply medicine on you to apologize!"

Then, there was a crackling sound in the room, and I was beaten again.

I lay on the ground, vomiting blood, and struggled, "I obviously mean well, why did you hit me?"

Xiaojing grinned, "I'll apply the medicine myself, thank you for your kindness!"



I walked out of the room with Xiaojing, and I found that the time had reached 12 noon. At this time, the living room was filled with fragrance, and the dining table was already filled with mouth-watering breakfasts, including my favorite steamed stuffed buns and millet.

Porridge.

The girls were having dinner at the moment. Su Mi saw me coming and quickly pulled a chair for me. At the same time, she asked very kindly, "Brother, why are there swellings all over your forehead? Sister Jing has just been here for a quarter of an hour. How about you guys?"

Is the fighting so fierce?"

Xiaojing strangled Su Mi's neck tightly, "You and your brother are both stupid! They only know how to bully me!"

Everyone was laughing and speechless.

I reluctantly picked up the bun and stuffed it into my mouth. "Hey, it's delicious. It's really delicious. It's even better than the steamed bun in my dream."

There is no doubt that this careless remark soon led to the third beating...

Then, I transformed into an adult leather sofa again, and my classmate Xiaojing sat down on me under two soft and elastic buttocks.

Fei'er and Dulian Qiuyu chatted sarcastically at the side, "Sister, why do you think little Shou Shou is so restless recently?"

"Who knows, I have been staying abroad recently, so I must have been infected by bad habits."

"What should we do?" Fei'er looked worried and couldn't help but focus on me. "How about this? Let's go to Phuket this time and not take him with us until the game is about to start.

, let him come over again."

Du Lian Qiu Yu also transferred to my body without anyone noticing, "Yeah, let's just leave it like this. I think this method works, and maybe it can completely remove the root!"

"Damn...you guys are going too far! How can you bully my brother while eating?" Sumi rushed over angrily.

My eyes were full of tears of gratitude, "Sister, I knew you were the best."

Su Mi: "Brother, I have no other meaning when I say this. Sister Fei'er, is there still room? Give me a place!"

I wailed and gasped.



When these girls had had enough, Little Pepper came over to clean up the mess, used the trachea to inflate me, and fed me more than twenty steamed buns and five bowls of millet porridge, and I finally came back to life.

Later, Xiaojiao said, "By the way, brother, today the China region is undergoing online maintenance and a very cool special copy has been refreshed."

I couldn't help but be stunned, "What copy?"

"Extraordinary copy."

I was shocked, "What, extraordinary copy?"

"Yes, it is a dungeon based on us. The technicians of Mercury Company put all the powerful bosses that appeared in our previous classic battles into this dungeon, and then only ordinary players are allowed to enter it. They can choose our profession and go

Play in the copy."

After hearing what Xiaojiao said, I was also a little interested and quickly opened the official website.

Sure enough, in the hot topics, the post of the Extraordinary Dungeon has been pinned to the top. After clicking on it, it is full of pictures and texts, such as the four miracle bosses, the false dungeon boss, and the stars of the sky and earth. Many of them appear in the dungeon. And after the players enter,

You can match our professions according to your own profession. Mine corresponds to wolf warrior and thief.

Of course, out of respect for our privacy, many of our new skills are not included in the Extraordinary Dungeon program, but only familiar skills are selected.

Before reading the hot review post below, I thought I should be the best to use it, but after reading it, I almost wanted to hang myself.

A buddy commented, "I had a sunrise, and I thought the extraordinary Tianlong Po was so powerful, but I didn't expect that the extraordinary Tianlong Po was so difficult to use, and the control ability was so poor!"

A transvestite commented, "I thought the extraordinary skills were quite powerful, but I didn't expect that I would need the guidance of the Divine Dragon Seal. What, I couldn't cut a monster 6 times in 10 seconds."

A young lady commented, "Brother Fei, I'm completely disappointed in you. I won't train as a thief anymore. I'll train as a dwarf instead. Sister Chili Pepper can handle it better than you..."

I threw the notebook away, with tears in my eyes, and stared at the curtain in a daze. Xiaojiao quickly protected the curtain, "Brother, this curtain is new, don't harm it. If you want to commit suicide, I have a waistband!"

I gritted my teeth, "Are there any more buns? I'm not full yet!"

"..."

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