(First update!) This time I was not calm anymore, I pulled my neck back and quickly escaped from the clutches of Du Lian Qiu Yu, "Hey, Master Jue, don't think that this bald donkey is easy to bully! Don't give it to you
If you get three points of color, you dare to open a dyeing workshop!"
Du Lian Qiu Yu stepped forward, and a white crane spread its wings and hit me, "You dare to be so arrogant, little bald donkey, so hit me!"
I took a step back to avoid Ouyang Nvxia's fierce attack, and walked out of an S-shaped trajectory. A wind god's kick swept over, and went straight towards Ouyang Nvxia's two snow legs!
What an Ouyang heroine. At the critical moment, she bit her silver teeth lightly, jumped back, threw out a trajectory of more than four meters long, and actually performed a flash!
I was quite surprised, "The exterminator demon nun actually secretly learned my true Shaolin legend "Yunlong Flash" to see if I can destroy your martial arts."
Say it, I will rush forward and blow the wind into my ears!
Du Lianqiu Yu chuckled, and quickly walked out of a circle that was close to the lotus step. She walked around behind me, raised her right foot, kicked my plump buttocks hard, and shouted, "Kill your descendants and your legs."
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I was so frightened that I kept accelerating my feet and started to move like a dragon and a tiger. Only then could I avoid Ouyang's fatal move!
Then, what I didn't expect was that an uninvited guest suddenly appeared from behind, and at extremely fast speeds, he used the long-lost knots in the martial arts world, and actually tightly grabbed my waist!
At this moment, even though I have thousands of years of skill, I can't resist such a fierce move. I couldn't help but wailed, "Could it be that you are a disciple of the white-haired witch? I, Shaolin, have always been on good terms with the white-haired witch, so why did you sneak attack on me!"
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The man chuckled coldly, "Humph, thief monk, a few days ago you peeked at Master Jingyi taking a bath. I have a very close friendship with Master Jingyi. We are best friends. How can I allow you, a treacherous thief, to be so presumptuous?"
I kept backing up, "Are you the little pepper who is known as the Goddess of Dragon, the goddess of flowering in the world, and a pruner in Illinois?"
Little Pepper sneered, "So what if it is? So what if it's not? Monk Hua, don't argue any more today. I will dig out one of your vaginal eyes if you do evil!"
At this moment, Fei'er, Luo Lan, Xiaojing and others all arrived.
Fei'er glanced at me coldly and pointed angrily, "Junior sister Jingyi, could it be that this thief was spying on you taking a shower?"
Xiaojing was so embarrassed and angry, "It's this evil thief!"
Du Lian Qiu Yu sneered, her right hand was already on my throat, "I didn't expect Junior Sister Jingyi to be humiliated by this evil thief. Now that he has fallen into our hands, how can we spare him?"
Xiao Jing said harshly, "If this thief doesn't gouge out his eyes, I will be hard-pressed! Please give the order, Senior Sister, to get rid of this evil thief!"
Fei'er looked troubled, "Although this man is a treacherous thief, Shaolin and Emei have always been in the same spirit. How can we kill him rashly now? Why don't we castrate him, kill him all at once, and spare him a small child?"
Take your life!"
I was extremely moral and shouted, "If you want to kill, then kill, if you want to cut, then cut. If you want to cut off my body, I would rather bite my tongue and commit suicide!"
Fei'er was shocked, "Such integrity is rare. If we really kill him, I, Emei, will be ridiculed by the heroes of the world! That's all, Junior Sister Jingyi, since this thief has seen you bathing, why don't you commit yourself to me?"
Marry him and return to secular life, this will save Emei and Shaolin from a disaster."
Xiao Jing looked ashamed, "Let me marry this evil thief, it is better to kill me. Unless this evil thief returns to secular life, I will never commit myself to marry him!"
Everyone was shocked, "Jingjing, you are so disciplined!"
I raised my hand and said, "Stuck! This part was well acted. Xiao Feizi, take these extras and go down to get the lunch box. Today I added an extra dish."
Fei'er smiled angrily and said, "Okay, let's go. I found that we have become more and more fond of acting recently. It's all your fault, sister. You have to provoke or suffer. You don't know that he has a strong desire to perform recently."
What?"
Dulian Qiuyu smiled and said, "Just let him act. He hasn't acted for a long time."
Fei'er said angrily, "Who said it? Didn't you perform a show in Tianben a few days ago in front of the water god Ivona?"
I sighed, "No way, that's what the plot requires. If I didn't act like this, boss, how could you win 15 games in a row today without losing a small point? Oh, you are so heartless, you still blame me for this.
Come on, how can you make me feel so embarrassed!"
After hearing this, Feier's delicate body trembled, and she quickly walked up to me, caressing my back, "Little darling, little darling, sister, I was wrong. After I return to the palace in a while, let me serve you well, Lafayette.
Give you a taste of Thailand.”
I was sweating profusely, "Forget it, I was still wrong."
Feier's face showed a fierce look, "Stop arguing, it's my fault. I'll go back later and see if I turn you into a Thai-style human leather sofa!"
So, I begged Fei'er hard, and then I turned Thai flavor into Tianjin home-style flavor.
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When we arrived at Patong Beach, we found that it was not too lively. After all, starting from May every year, Phuket not only enters the rainy season, but also enters the off-season for tourism. After all, there are not many people who like to watch the wind and rain by the sea.
Mayfair said, "There is an open-air bar in front. Let's go sit there. There is a bartender there who is very good at mixing drinks. His cocktails are very authentic. Especially the special Sky Blue Haibei, which is very small.
It’s refreshing and the alcohol content is not high. Let’s have a drink each of us later.”
The girls nodded.
Feier turned her eyes to me, "Xiao Shou Shou, do you want to go back and not have to taste anything?"
I understood and said, "Lafayette, I don't need you to worry about the checkout. I'll just go and do the checkout."
"You are so sweet and sensible, little Shou Shou. I appreciate you more and more."
"Lafayette is so complimentary."
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Under the guidance of Mayfair, we quickly arrived at the famous roadside bar.
The name of this bar is also very unique, called Guanlan Bar. It was opened by a Thai overseas Chinese. The signboard of the bar is a Chinese bartender, a saucy girl with short hair and a good figure. Her bartending skills are very good.
, and it has many varieties and creates many kinds of cocktails, so every guest who visits Phuket will come here because of its reputation.
Mayfair and the bartender started chatting as soon as they met, and they seemed very close. Mayfair said that the bartender is from Baodi, Tianjin, and we are fellow townspeople.
When the bartender saw me, he smiled slightly and said, "I know you, you are extraordinary."
"Oh, you also play "Holy War"."
"Well, I'm a game fan. I stay at home and play games during the off-season holidays every year. I can't do that this year. I was supposed to have a rest this month, but Brother Yao won the right to host the Asian Cup qualifiers, so my
My boss gave me a raise and asked me to finish this period.
I smiled and asked, "This month is the off-season, is business okay?"
She nodded, "It's much better than the off-season in previous years. You also saw that there are a lot of people here today. Haha, what do you want to drink?"
Mayfair said, "As usual, each person has a cup of Tianlan Haibei first."
"Okay, got it!" the bartender smiled and quickly started getting us drinks.
However, before she could mix the third cup, a very familiar female voice came from the other side of the bar. The voice was originally very clear, like a wind chime, but now it sounded more or less lazy.
He seemed to be drunk, "An'an! Give me a glass of Tianlan Haibei too!"
"Lingbo dance!?" we said in unison.
Sure enough, it was Limbo Dance. She staggered up to us holding a small glass of whiskey with ice.
Today's Lingbo Dance was different from the past. She changed her habit of rarely wearing skirts in the past and put on a white floral skirt. The hem of the skirt was so short that it didn't even reach the knees, even if it was close to the warning water level.
It doesn't seem to be too far away. If there is a slight gust of wind, it can be easily wiped out.
Her face was red and she smelled of alcohol. It was obvious that she had drunk too much.
She came uninvited and quickly sat next to me. She took out a card from her pocket and slapped it on the table, "An An, their accounts will be settled on me."
Xiaojing is not so hostile to Xiaojiao and Dulianqiuyu, but he is not merciful towards her. After all, Lingbowu does not invest as much in Xiaojing as Xiaojiao and Dulianqiuyu. This is in an absolute sense.
love rival...
So, she stepped forward and quickly pulled Ling Bo Wu aside, and her card was stuffed back into Ling Bo Wu's hand by Little Pepper.
Du Lian Qiu Yu walked over and took out her credit card, "Let's each pay what we have!"
"Brother Zifei, how can I say that I am also your friend, do you allow your three girlfriends to bully me like this?" Ling Bowu pushed Xiaojing's hand away and questioned me.
I didn't even look at her, "You drank too much. Go back and have a good rest. You have a special status. It's very dangerous to come out without a bodyguard on such an occasion. Astro Boy, send Miss Lingbo back to her residence."
Lingbo Wu gritted her teeth and said, "Ouyang Zifei, you are so cruel. I really don't understand why you can do this to me? Any girl around you who loves you, you can give her a name to."
I was given a status, but you who couldn't give a status recognized my sister and used all your sincerity for them. Why can't you take out a little bit of your sincerity and give it to me? Where can I dance in Lingbo?
What’s not good about you, what’s not good about you?”
I knew that this was Lingbo Wu speaking the truth after drinking. I was not polite, and directly took the accompanying flowers and infatuation into my arms, and kissed them both on their little faces.
He took a sip and said, "Did you see that? Like you, they have Chinese blood in their bones. They are also foreigners like you! But they are different from you. Their stance and perspective are all oriented towards China.
Yes! What about you? You want to go against me! Why should I be nice to you? Why should I be nice to you? What’s your redeeming feature? These girls around me all turn to me in their hearts and never do anything.
I'm sorry for my fault, but what about you? Why should I give you my sincerity? I won't give it to you. Is a little bit too much? Not much! But I won't give it to you!"
