(First update!) While I was eating breakfast, I already had the smell of ice and fire on my face. The left half hurt as if I had no face, and the right side was swollen as if there was an extra face. Formed
The legendary Shameless and Erpilian.
The skinny face was caused by Xiao Jing, and the shamelessness was pinched by Xiao Chili. Today, the two girls' methods were not gentle at all. After I said harsh words, they performed a full martial arts show with me.
Mayfair looked at my face, sweat dripping down her face, "Domestic violence!"
I said coldly, "Boss, find me a lawyer, a better one. I want to sue these two cruel girls."
As soon as I finished speaking, the hands of the two little girls reached out to my buttocks and pinched them wildly again, "Old Hundan, are you tired of life? If you keep talking nonsense, pack your bags and get out of here!"
The two people's voices were in unison, as if they had rehearsed before. The girls were shocked when they heard this, "Damn, what is going on?"
Quan Jin said decisively, "There is passion, there is absolutely passion."
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Putting passion aside, I almost died from eating this meal. These two little monsters were clearly seeking revenge on me. No matter what kind of fried eggs or ham and bread, they all stuffed them into my mouth. In the end, I couldn’t stuff them anymore.
Xiao Jing hammered it in with her hands, while Xiao Chili poured milk on my mouth, almost choking me to death.
Obviously, these two monsters already hated me to the core.
Even after dinner, both of them had a fierce look on their face and ignored me after we got online, which made me, a self-respecting person with a strong self-esteem, too embarrassed to talk to them, so the two sides ended up in a stalemate.
Later, Du Lian Qiu Yu acted as the peacemaker, called the three of us together after we logged off, and scolded me, "I don't care whose fault it is, now you must honestly apologize to my two daughters-in-law!"
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I smiled playfully and said, "Sister, it's not as serious as you think. Let's just have fun."
Little Pepper gritted his teeth, "Who are you kidding me, you old soul? Is what you said human? Is there anyone who talks like you? Doesn't it hurt people's hearts when you talk like that?!"
I got angry, "Little girl, why don't you use this tone to say something to me again? Do you believe that I will shoot you to death right now? You two have done something wrong, right?"
Then, before I could slap Little Pepper to death, I was slapped by Du Lianqiu Yu, "Hundan! Please give me a better attitude."
I was nailed to the floor forcibly, and there was a big bulge on the back of my head, and bursts of green smoke came out.
Xiaojing's temper was not as fiery as that of Little Pepper, and she was actually a little shaken at this moment. She quickly covered Little Pepper's mouth and signaled her to stop talking.
In fact, Little Pepper regretted it after saying it, and tears kept rolling in her eyes.
People who love each other deeply actually have this kind of virtue. When they criticize their husband, they feel more uncomfortable than him.
Even though my anus was bruised and bruised by the three girls, and my face was covered with vicissitudes of life, I still showed my style and took the initiative to hug the two girls, "Let's go, go back to the room with me, and let's fly away happily!"
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Both of them blushed and pushed me away, "Get out!"
Du Lian Qiu Yu sighed, "I really want to know what happened?"
I said, "Forget it, sister, let me give you three a piece of advice. The relationship between the three of you is ambiguous and complicated, so you should not talk about some things unscrupulously together like best friends, otherwise it will hurt you."
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As soon as I finished speaking, I was photographed again. My classmate Dulian Qiuyu actually used my favorite skill, the meteor combo, and hit me with a big bruise on the back of my head.
I was beaten so hard that I groaned, "Damn it, you're rebelling, you're all rebelling!"
Du Lian Qiu Yu kicked me on the back, stretched out his jade arm, and grabbed my neck, "Little bastard, don't be so poor as me in this lonely family. Let me tell you, with the three of us, you are the same person."
Little slave, if you dare to disobey the three of us again, we will beat you until we beat you."
I sneered and stood up suddenly. Du Lian Qiu Yu suddenly lost his balance.
I grabbed her and turned her 540 degrees, then put her down on the bed, and sat on her unceremoniously, treating my elder sister as a human being for the first time.
Leather sofa.
Xiaojing and Xiaoliao's delicate bodies trembled, and they were about to rush over to rescue Du Lian Qiuyu.
I sneered and grabbed her neck, "Those who rebel against the orphans will be pinched by the orphans! Who dares to step in?"
The two of them were so proud of each other that they both fell in love with each other...and then, the bed turned into a chaotic fight.
In the end, I got better and controlled the whole situation. I lay flat on Xiaojing's body in a very sexy posture, hooked Xiaojiao with my left hand and left foot, and hooked Dulian Qiuyu with my right hand and right foot.
"Are you convinced?"
The three girls gritted their teeth, but they couldn't resist. You know, the trick I am using now is the legendary power of Mount Tai, which most people will never be able to break.
They are in the second class, so they can break it, but because they are all in the wrong, they can't break it.
What I said is actually correct. I can act like a gangster to any one of them in front of the three of them, but the three of them cannot be 100% honest with each other. Some more personal matters still cannot be shared.
Xiaojing and Xiaojiao made an exception this time by joining forces, because Xiaojing felt so guilty about me last night and her brain was overheated, so she came up with such a bad idea.
Finally, the four of us lay on the bed, all at peace.
I sighed and concluded, "Actually, it's still my fault. I like to show off too much. I became a bitch and still wanted to build a memorial arch. I found three wives and still wanted to remain pure. This -
Mom, aren't you deceiving yourself? In fact, you are all right. It's my fault. I shouldn't have seduced you and made you fall in love with me."
Little Pepper hugged me and said, "Brother, opposites attract. If you are a bitch, I am willing to be the man who takes care of you every day. If you do something mean, I will accompany you to do it together."
I laughed, "Oh? How about this? Let's form a small alliance and call it the Four Cheeks."
Little Pepper grinned, "No nonsense!"
After saying this, her face turned red and her voice lowered again, "Brother, you spoke too much today, and I spoke too much just now."
I smiled very tolerantly, "I'm just a heartless person. I don't like to be pretentious. I scolded and made trouble. The starting point is for the other party. This doesn't hurt feelings. Let's just forget it.
, stop the drums and drums!"
Both men nodded.
Xiaojing said, "Brother, let's make a promise, just like Fei'er and Brother Tian kept their promise to Grandpa Bacchus."
I felt that I was a little superstitious at the moment, so I nodded and said, "Okay, then let's agree on October 1st."
Little Pepper asked mischievously, "On October 1st, will you be able to have a happy union and the fourth cultivation?"
The three of us had sweat on our faces, and we all pinched the effective part of the little pepper, "No sex!"
Little Pepper grinned and said, "Sister Jing, you fucked me first, look where you pinched me?"
Xiao Jing didn't care, "It doesn't matter, the more you squeeze it, the fuller it will be."
"..."
We don’t know if our agreement can be fulfilled, but everyone knows that that day may really be a big turning point.
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Just when the four of us were lying on Simmons and teasing each other, the door rang.
The three girls felt guilty and stood up together. Then they dragged me up, straightened my clothes, pushed me to the door, and hid in my bathroom in groups.
I opened the door and found Fei'er standing at the door, looking a little excited, "Xiao Fei, come online! There is a big event!"
I couldn't help but be surprised, "What big event?"
Fei'er said, "That guy from Empire Xianyang has opened the Soul Calming Tower, and now those guys from the US area are going to the Soul Calming Tower!"
I immediately became angry, "Damn it, Brooke is still in the tower! We can't let them get the upper hand!"
Fei'er's tone became a little serious, "Xiao Fei, attitude determines everything. Let's not talk about precedents. If the relationship is not handled well this time, it is very likely that China and the United States will end up at odds. Let me ask you, are you afraid?"
I asked back, "What about you?"
"I have expected this day for a long time. I'm scared of you. I'm so soft-spoken for a while, but I dare to pierce my thorns and see if I can kill him!"
I squeezed Fei'er's hands decisively, "Sister, it's fate! Why do you and I want to be together again?"
Fei'er slapped my hand away and said with a smile, "Stop talking nonsense and get online quickly. Everyone is here, only the four of you are missing."
"Four? Isn't it? Who else is not online?"
Fei'er sneered, "Pretend, try pretending to be thirteen with your sister?"
I was sweating profusely.
At this time, the three girls had already rushed out of the bathroom, completely betraying me.
Little Chili Pepper said, "Damn it, I'm really angry in my heart and I don't know who to vent it on. Now it's better. It just gives me a chance to vent my anger!"
Du Lian Qiu Yu was very cautious, "Xiao Fei, don't easily get into trouble with the US District. After all, we haven't had a formal confrontation with the US District since the server was launched, and the relationship between the two parties has always been good."
I smiled and said, "Peace is whitewashed. The imperial sunset and my grandson, who have been pretending for so many days, must be feeling uncomfortable. This time he comes out in full force, and must be going to lay down the soul-suppressing tower. I will say something today
Let it go, before I find Bruno, I will never let them enter the Soul Resurrection Tower."
Dulian Qiuyu heard the meaning behind my words, "Okay, I'll go online to repair the equipment and refill the ammunition. In addition, leave the Imperial Water Moon to me."
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Teasing is teasing, and in terms of mobility, a few of us were faster than anyone else. We hurried back to our room, put on the light-sensitive glasses and went online.
As a result, as soon as this went online, I received a tip from the investigation team. Bloody gave me a concise and concise sentence, "Brother, the American investigation team took action with us first."
I sneered and said, "Very good, give me a hard beating and leave no one behind!"
Bloody's words made me even more happy, "Brother, we have killed only a few of them."
