(Fifth update, call it a day!) "Shopkeeper Xiao, I'll give you some water!" After saying that, I stood up and walked into this mysterious place.
Xiaojing didn't appreciate it and followed me in.
My face was expressionless, but I was extremely happy in my heart. My mouth was black and my mouth was black. Something harmonious and loving was going to happen again today.
Xiaojing walked up to me, held my face, and touched it along the bridge of my nose.
I was a little nervous, worried that she would touch places she shouldn't, such as the tip of her nose.
By the way, when I was working in an advertising agency, I often made fun of my colleagues. There was a lesbian who was more aggressive than Pepper. She actually teased me and said she wanted to test whether I was a virgin. So, she took advantage of me
When I wasn't paying attention, I pushed the tip of my nose with my finger from bottom to top. As a result, the test results came out. Since the tip of the nose bridge bone did not bifurcate, it was the original product.
But if I were to take another test now, I guess the bridge of my nose would have become a T-junction.
Of course, this is just my imagination. Xiaojing was not that aggressive and didn't think too much. She went down the bridge of my nose and touched my philtrum and around my mouth, "Brother, you haven't shaved well these days.
Got a beard."
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Xiaojing and I looked at each other, and suddenly inspiration came to us.
I took off my shirt first, and then Xiaojing also took off her shirt.
We couldn't help but look at each other and smile. Haha, we are indeed a couple. We are wearing the same clothes inside, and we are both black vests.
However, Xiaojing came to wear underwear outside, and she also wore a pair of "pilot" equipment outside the black vest...
I covered my mouth and laughed, "Comrade Xiaojing, you look like a pilot!"
Xiaojing glanced at me and said, "Oh, don't talk nonsense, be careful of crossing provinces!"
"Oh." I walked over very roguely and helped her untie this strange and round piece of equipment.
Then, the clothes rustled on the floor outside the bathroom, and Xiaojing and I met each other sincerely for the first time.
After adjusting the water temperature, Xiaojing opened the faucet and washed my hair. Her little hands grabbed my hair and rubbed it back and forth, making me feel very comfortable.
I'm not a random person. I've never been to a hair-washing room in my life, and I've never received a massage on my head from anyone of the opposite sex except the three of them. I even made a joke about it not long ago. That time I
I was discussing business with an old friend, and he insisted on inviting me to take a bath at his house. As a result, we took a bath together in his house’s pool, which was several hundred square meters. However, while we were washing, two people walked in from outside the bath.
A beautiful girl, I was so frightened that I almost ran away from the drainage outlet of the pond.
When the friend saw my embarrassing look, he was speechless and quickly told the two girls to get out. Only then did I emerge from the bathtub.
My friend said, "I thought you had many girls and thought you were not taboo, but I didn't expect you to be so shy."
I said angrily: "Old Bai, I don't want to take you like this. I have many girls, but I don't like this one."
"Look, are you thinking too much? I just asked this girl to wash your hair." The friend joked.
"Stop it, wash your big hair and small hair! You won't know what to do by then!"
My friend almost burst out laughing after hearing what I said.
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I am not a good person, I am even a pervert. As long as I am alone with my women in the same room, I can tease them in every possible way and even ravage them.
However, I am also an extremely picky person. If it is not my own, I will never touch it. It will be given to me for free, and I will not accept it even if it is offered to me.
I only told this story to Du Lian Qiu Yu, but later, somehow, both Xiao Jing and Xiao Laojiao knew about it. They both believed in the authenticity of this story because they knew me well.
Xiaojing helped me rub my head, and I helped her with it. Then, she filled my lips with soap, took a razor, and carefully helped me hang off my beard.
Maybe I was born poor. I couldn't use the Gillette She bought for me. I was used to using the manual one, so she would shave me from time to time.
To be honest, to use an inappropriate metaphor, the relationship between Xiaojing and I is most like that of an old married couple. Although I am more accustomed to whispering to my lonely lover Qiuyu, Xiaojing has always understood and tolerated me.
I.
"Jingjing, I'm sorry about what happened today."
Xiaojing shook her head, "Brother, I'm not angry anymore. Do you know? When you walked up to me and your mouths touched mine, I was not angry at all."
"Quietly..."
Xiaojing said: "I have known you for five years. You didn't hide anything from me at that time, and you are still the same now. You are not a good guy. The woman you like is thin and fat. She has a relatively good figure like me.
You like the toned and elastic plate girl, you also like the perfect and considerate goddess like my sister, the petite and cute girl like Little Pepper, with a more or less pseudo-loli temperament, they are also your thing, and baby, hehe
,The baby back then was just a pure lolita, right?"
My face turned red and I couldn't help but lower my head.
Xiaojing said, "To be honest, if you weren't so passionate about me, I would have thrown you into the trash can. But I also know that if I threw it away, there would be many women fighting for your head.
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I waved my hand and said, "I'm not interested in those women."
"Actually, brother, some women are really good..."
"Don't come here, you're talking about Lingbo Dance, right? I'm telling you, stop dreaming about her, I will never be with her in this life." I hummed softly.
"Why are you so heartless, Mr. Lang?"
"If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will destroy you?" I threatened verbally.
Xiaojing shaved off the last bit of stubble on my chin, put down the razor, raised the shower head, adjusted the water volume to the maximum, and rushed towards my face, "Stop talking nonsense, let me destroy you first."
you!"
"Damn! Little girl, you are watering the flowers!" I quickly covered my face.
"That's right, I just want to water your sunflower!"
We two started fighting in the bathroom.
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After taking a shower, when we were lying on the bed together, Xiao Jing sat on me and tortured me, "Brother, will you make out with the goblin after you go online? Tell me!"
I replied against my will, "No, I really don't."
Xiao Jing hummed softly, "I don't believe it! In order to prevent you from going online and plotting against her, I am going to destroy you today!"
I was extremely confused, "Jingjing, don't do this, you, you..."
Before I finished speaking, Xiaojing conjured a pair of handcuffs from somewhere under the bed, and cuffed my hands at lightning speed!
I was shocked, "Damn, where did this thing come from?"
Xiao Jing hummed softly, "Online shopping! Just to deal with you!"
"Damn girl, don't mess around! Let me go quickly, do you hear me! I'm in a hurry, I'm so in a hurry!"
Xiaojing sneered, and quickly conjured a rope from under the bed, quickly binding my feet.
This time, I was dumbfounded and said, "Help, help!"
Xiaojing smiled and said, "Stop shouting, brother, just obey me today!"
My face turned pale as I realized what Xiaojing was going to do to me today, "Jingjing, you can't ruin yourself like this. Have you forgotten what you told me?"
Xiao Jing said angrily, "What are you thinking? I haven't forgotten it! Of course I won't do that, but I will make it impossible for you to talk to that little goblin online."
While talking, she searched and touched under the bed, and finally found a magical cup.
"..." I broke out in a cold sweat. The appearance and specifications of this cup are very familiar. It was purchased online by Xiaojiajiao not long ago. It is only for men. As for what it is used for, we don't need to say, all men know it.
"Brother, be prepared to die today!"
With that said, Xiaojing slipped into my quilt, pressed her hot body tightly against me, picked up the weapon and swung it towards me...
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Well, I finally made it to noon on the second day. Classmate, if you want to ask me why I stutter, I can only say that I am haggard and weak.
Walking on the floor downstairs, I felt my feet were light. Some parts of my body no longer belonged to me. They were empty. My whole soul was drained out. If I was not careful, my feet would be empty. If not,
Xiao Jing behind me helped me, thinking that I would fall down.
There was no winner's smile on Xiaojing's face at all, but a look of remorse instead. Even if I didn't say anything, she knew very well that she went too far that night and almost killed me.
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Another accomplice in the case, classmate Xiaojiao, poked her head out of the kitchen, but when she saw me for the first time, she couldn't stand it. She also knew that it was a bit too much.
Therefore, her lunch was prepared 30 minutes late. Moreover, she did not let me eat with everyone. Instead, she and Dulian Qiuyu and Xiaojing accompanied me and ate together in my room.
In my room, two little girls had a showdown about the matter: Xiaojiao provided the murder weapon, and Xiaojing was responsible for committing the crime. This was completely a premeditated, organized and planned murder.
Du Lian Qiu Yu got angry on the spot and almost strangled the two little girls to death, "You two have gone too far! Why didn't you call me!"
After saying this, I almost strangled her to death, "Sister Hundan, you have gone too far! How dare you do such an inhumane thing!"
But as soon as I finished speaking, Xiaojing's eye circles turned red, she touched my face and shed tears.
I know very well that Xiaojing's jealousy this time is well-founded. Maybe she already understands how the eternal contract is signed.
Just kidding, if your girlfriend is really not jealous about this kind of thing, it means that you will be abandoned by your girlfriend. If she is jealous, if she ravages you and tortures you afterwards, it means that you will be abandoned by your girlfriend.
Let her love you deeply.
So, even though I was almost tortured to death by her, I forgave her without hesitation.
