Facing Lin Duckweed's half-smiling expression and the laughter of all the classmates in Class 7, Grade 2, Yang Fan still had a neither red nor black expression on his face, and the old god sat silently in his seat.
Lin Duckweed read it out in front of everyone, what else could be done?
However, I have to say that Yang Fan's luck is really bad. There are multiple-choice questions in every subject, but he didn't get a single question right! The total score of zero points is indeed the highest in the history of Class 7, Grade 2
The lowest score. Although Class 7 of the second grade of high school is a scum class, no one is so unlucky. Even if they are confused, they can get a few questions right.
The whole class looked at Yang Fan. Although Lin Duckweed couldn't hide the tired look on her face, she looked at Yang Fan with a smile. She stayed up late last night grading papers and was very tired, but when she saw Yang Fan's test paper
At that time, Lin Duckweed was not only not angry, but was also amused by Yang Fan's answers.
It can be said that Yang Fan's test paper was the one that Lin Duckweed took the longest to read. The other students' test papers were just marked based on their answers. Only Yang Fan's test paper was the one that Lin Duckweed read carefully from beginning to end.
However, Lin Duckweed and the whole class looked at Yang Fan, obviously waiting for Yang Fan to say something.
Yang Fan sat in his seat without standing up, and said directly: "There is no way, Teacher Lin, I just don't know how. It would be great to be able to write something on this test paper. If it weren't for you invigilating the exam,
He stopped every time he came to my side, and I originally planned to hand in a blank paper."
"Hiss", after hearing Yang Fan's words, all the students in Class 7 of Grade 2 took a breath of cold air again. This Yang Fan is really not an ordinary person. He has two class teachers, He Yulan and Lin Duckweed. He also
Everyone is afraid of them!
Hearing Yang Fan's answer, Lin Ducking couldn't help but rub her forehead. It seems that the biggest problem student in Class 7, Grade 2, is none other than the class president, Yang Fan?
"Yang Fan, you don't have to be hostile to the teacher." Lin Duckweed smiled and said, "I'm just curious, what did you learn in your old school?"
"Skipping classes, smoking, and picking up girls." Yang Fan answered directly: "I learned these things in my old school."
"Holy shit, that's awesome." Wang Yi secretly gave Yang Fan a thumbs up, lowered his head and said softly.
As soon as Yang Fan said these words, everyone in Grade 2 and Grade 7 was in an uproar again! This girl is not an ordinary person, doesn't she speak ordinary words?
Lin Duckweed was both angry and funny. Now she finally saw Yang Fan's speechless side.
Knocking on the desk, Lin Ducking said seriously: "Yang Fan, be serious, this is a classroom!"
"Teacher Lin, I'm just telling the truth." Yang Fan said with an innocent look on his face: "Actually, you don't have to worry about me. That's all I will do, just eat and drink and wait for graduation!"
Yang Fan was telling the truth. He had his own purpose in entering this school. Lin Duckweed's time spent on him was purely a waste.
Lin Duckweed frowned slightly and said, "Yang Fan, have you considered your future future? After graduating from high school, with your grades, what can you do?"
"My way out has been found a long time ago, so Teacher Lin doesn't have to worry about it." Yang Fan stood up at this time and said: "It just so happens that my academic performance is obvious to everyone, so here, I will also say,
Judging from my grades, I am really not suitable to be the monitor. Teacher Lin should choose someone else to be the monitor, right?"
Lin Duckweed looked at Yang Fan and said: "Don't confuse the two things. You, the squad leader, were elected by everyone. If you want to resign, you must get everyone's consent! Poor academic performance does not mean that you cannot be the monitor.
Monitor. However, since you brought it up today, I would like to ask other students if Yang Fan wants to resign. Do you agree with it? Those who agree, please raise your hands."
The classroom of Grade 2 and Grade 7 was quiet. No one raised their hand.
"See for yourself, no one agrees." Lin Duckwe spread her hands to indicate that this was what everyone wanted.
The students in Class 7, Grade 2, are not stupid. Having such a class monitor with ridiculously good grades puts them at the bottom, which is a beneficial and harmless thing for them. What if they do not do well in the exam and cannot hand in work at home?
You can use the results of Yang Fan, the senior class monitor, to illustrate the point! Our class monitor did not do as well as me...
Yang Fan originally planned to resign from his position as monitor because of his test scores, but he never expected that Lin Ducking would say that!
"Okay, Yang Fan comes to my office after class." Lin Duckweed said at this time: "I won't disturb everyone's normal classes."
After saying this, Lin Duckweed walked out of the classroom, but she had a headache. How should she deal with this problem monitor?
Lin Duckweed had just left the classroom, and Yang Fan had also left the classroom. He even wanted to resign as monitor, but he was really a little depressed.
After leaving the classroom, Yang Fan went to Liu Qing's school doctor's office. In Yang Fan's opinion, when Liu Qing applied safflower oil, he was actually giving himself a massage! If he was feeling unhappy, it would be a good idea to ask Liu Qing for a "massage."
!
However, when Yang Fan walked outside Liu Qing's school doctor's office, he heard someone talking inside, and the voice belonged to none other than Wang Dongyang.
Is this guy not giving up yet?
With this thought in mind, Yang Fan opened the door of the school doctor's office and saw Wang Dongyang sitting opposite Liu Qing and chatting with Liu Qing.
"Teacher Liu, I have a stomachache." Yang Fan covered his stomach, frowned, and walked to the opposite side of Liu Qing.
"Come, sit down first, and I'll check it for you." Liu Qing stood up as she spoke.
When Wang Dongyang saw this scene, he immediately said wisely: "Teacher Liu is busy, I'll leave first."
"Teacher Wang, walk slowly." Liu Qing said, not intending to send Wang Dongyang away, but helped Yang Fan lie down on the small bed in the back room.
Wang Dongyang walked outside the door of the school doctor's office, turned to look at Yang Fan, and there was no anger in his eyes.
"Where does it hurt?" Liu Qing asked with concern.
Yang Fan glanced at the door. After missing Wang Dongyang, Yang Fan turned over and sat up and said, "It doesn't hurt anywhere. Seeing as he is here with you, I pretended on purpose."
"Haha." Liu Qing smiled and said, "You are really full of tricks, aren't you?"
"Why is he here again?" Yang Fan said, "Teacher Liu, please be careful."
"I know, he came to ask me to hang out, but I didn't agree." Liu Qing said with a smile.
Yang Fan nodded and said: "This kind of person is so disgusting. Teacher Liu, can you help me apply safflower oil again?"
"Okay, take off your shirt and lie down." Liu Qing said as she took out the bottle of safflower oil that she applied to Yang Fan last time.
Yang Fan lay on the single bed in the back room with his eyes closed, enjoying Liu Qing's careful and gentle rubbing of safflower oil on him. However, not long after, Yang Fan felt something was wrong. Liu Qing was rubbing safflower oil on himself today. Why?
So hard? Moreover, her hands almost touched her butt.
Yang Fan couldn't help but open his eyes and turned to look at Liu Qing. This sight shocked Yang Fan! He saw that Liu Qing's face was so red that he was about to bleed, her eyes were a little blurred, and her forehead was covered with sweat!
"Teacher Liu, are you okay?" Yang Fan couldn't help but ask.
"Yeah! It's okay." Liu Qing replied, but her voice was unbearable! Moreover, Liu Qing's hand also touched Yang Fan's face at this time.
Damn it, right? How dare Wang Dongyang drug Liu Qing in school?
Yang Fan grabbed Liu Qing's hand and asked, "Teacher Liu, did you not notice that Wang Dongyang drugged you?"
"Hmm... um... um..." Liu Qing was already a little unconscious and began to crawl into Yang Fan's arms like a kitten.
Yang Fan pushed Liu Qing away and looked around for anything suspicious. However, there was nothing suspicious about Liu Qing's school doctor's office. Moreover, after what happened last time, Liu Qing should be on guard against Wang Dongyang! Then
Liu Qing, what are these symptoms?
Yang Fan's eyes fell on the water glass on Liu Qing's table, and he immediately walked over, picked up the water glass and smelled it, then gently sipped a little into his mouth, tasted it carefully, and found that it was a little sour and sweet.
Taste! If Yang Fan hadn't tasted it carefully, he would not have noticed it.
Damn, Wang Dongyang is so brave, he really dares to drug Liu Qing in school!
However, Yang Fan knew in his heart that now was not the time to think about these things. The key question was how to get Liu Qing to regain consciousness? Liu Qing's current symptoms were obviously not due to taking ecstasy or drugs. Wang Dongyang gave Liu Qing
If it’s sunny, it’s most likely **!
Suddenly, Yang Fan thought of Sun Jiaojiao, a nightclub mom who knew all about medicine.
Yang Fan called Sun Jiaojiao. The phone rang several times before the call was connected. Then came Sun Jiaojiao's lazy voice: "Brother Xiaofan, what are you doing? I just fell asleep!"
"Stop talking nonsense, let me ask you, if a woman's face is red, her forehead is covered with beads of sweat, and her eyes are blurred, has she been given the medicine you commonly use?" Yang Fan asked in a hurried tone. It's better to make sure first!
"You are not talking nonsense!" Sun Jiaojiao said angrily: "You have been playing every night for a day or two, and you don't even know this?"
"I've never seen anyone react after eating this thing. I'm just guessing based on the symptoms." Yang Fan said angrily: "Tell me quickly, how can I solve this symptom?"
"It's time to do something! It'll be fine once it's done." Sun Jiaojiao replied matter-of-factly.
"Holy shit!" Yang Fan couldn't help but cursed: "Do you still need to say this? I'm asking you, if you don't do anything, how can you make a woman who has taken medicine become sober!"
"Brother Xiaofan, did you give the wrong medicine to a woman?" Sun Jiaojiao became interested and asked immediately.
"Am I that kind of person?" Yang Fan immediately said to the phone: "Stop messing around with me here and tell me what to do quickly? I owe you one!"