"My dad just said that we should experience a happy event in the countryside." Liu Qing said, turned around and went into the house.
With Father Liu and Mother Liu around, it was naturally difficult for Yang Fan to follow them and continue teasing Liu Qing.
Just after saying this, the aunts who came to help were already busy and started cleaning Father Liu's house. It looked like they were working very hard.
This made Yang Fan have to sigh in his heart, it is better to be an official! Being a village chief means that ordinary villagers, or should I say ordinary people, are very busy...
However, what surprised Yang Fan was that the aunties who came to help seemed to be as familiar with Father Liu and his family as their own. They could get the tools by themselves without Mother Liu's help at all.
Mother Liu happened to come out at this time. Yang Fan walked over and asked in a low voice: "Auntie, why do I think these aunts are very familiar with your family?"
"They are all members of your uncle's family. Who from the outside will help?" Liu Ma said, "I come to visit you every day when I have nothing to do. How can I not be familiar with you?"
Yang Fan was relieved after hearing Liu's mother's explanation. The aunts who came here to help were all from Liu's father's family...
"They are here to help today and I can't take care of them. Otherwise, you would have asked me to call people one by one." Liu Ma said at this time: "It is probably your uncle and his village elder brother who warned them."
Listening to Liu's mother's last words, she obviously also criticized the village eldest brother in Liu's father's family. This is actually inevitable. No one wants others to decide their own family affairs, right? Not even a family!
At this moment, the village chief rushed in and said, "Young man, tell me your birthday."
Yang Fan told the village chief, and the village chief left in a hurry.
"I'm going to find Mr. Erzhi to figure out a good life for you and Qing'er." Liu Ma explained, "So I need your birthday and horoscope."
"Is this okay?" Yang Fan was stunned and speechless.
The village chief just went out to call his family members to come to Liu's father's house to help clean up. Now he asked for Yang Fan's birthday and horoscope, and actually went to Mr. Erzhi to plan a good life for Yang Fan and Liu Qing.
The so-called Mr. Two Fingers is actually an honorific for a magic stick in a neighboring village. This magic stick only has two fingers on his left hand, and he is doing all kinds of crazy things all day long, which is quite similar to the feeling of a Taoist priest. Of course, this feeling is for these people.
As far as the villagers are concerned, if they were encountered by a true monk, they would probably be angry to death.
However, rural areas often believe this. When there is a happy event, you go to Mr. Two Fingers to draw a fortune teller to predict a good day. When there is a funeral, you have to go to Mr. Two Fingers to draw a talisman or something.
This is how Mr. Two Fingers makes his living!
In the final analysis, it is just feudal superstition in rural areas.
However, even though it is a feudal superstition, it will not disappear for a while in rural areas...
Over the years, the reputation of this two-fingered gentleman has gradually spread far and wide, and there are even rumors that some officials have come to him to have their fortunes told!
In this way, Mr. Two-Finger becomes even more mysterious and his net worth becomes even higher. It is unclear whether these gossips are Mr. Two-Finger’s own hype.
The neighboring village is not far from Liu's father's village, and the round trip only takes an hour at most. In addition, the village chief is very agile in doing things. In less than an hour, the village chief came back and rushed into Liu's house.
At the front door, the village chief's loud voice rang again: "San'er, San'er, tomorrow will be a good day!"
This loud voice was clearly heard by Father Liu in the house. He quickly walked out of the house and said, "Brother, tomorrow? Isn't it too urgent?"
"Mr. Two Fingers has figured it out!" The village chief picked up a large teacup of water on the stone table under the pomegranate tree, drank it upside down, and then said: "Their horoscopes are very suitable. There is no good day except tomorrow!
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"Brother, how about we do it for them later?" Father Liu asked cautiously: "They will come back anyway, right? Besides, there is no time for a happy event tomorrow?"
Yang Fan stood aside and nodded in agreement.
When the village chief saw Yang Fan nodding, he slapped Yang Fan on the head: "Is your little chicken pecking at rice?" Then he looked at Father Liu and said: "It must be done, your sister-in-law and the others are here to help.
The villagers all know what happened! After tomorrow, there will be no good days. They left and held a ball!
Besides, once they leave, they don’t know when the monkey will come back! Where do you want me to put my old face in front of the villagers? "
Yang Fan touched his head and kept cursing in his heart. This slap was no lighter than when his elder brother slapped him. How did he get such strong strength at such an old age?
Hearing the village chief's words, Yang Fan couldn't help but feel happy in his heart: "You deserve it, you deserve it, you just want to save face and suffer the consequences!"
At this time, Father Liu said with a troubled face: "Brother, if this is done too hastily, wouldn't it be even more embarrassing for your village chief?"
Hearing what Liu Dad said, Yang Fan couldn't help but secretly gave Liu a thumbs up!
Father Liu immediately gave Yang Fan a secret wink.
Yang Fan and Liu Dad have already formed an anti-war alliance, right?
The village chief was pacing back and forth in the courtyard with his hands behind his back. He was in trouble for a while. If he did it in a hurry, he would be embarrassed by the village chief. If he didn't do it, he would be embarrassed too!
The point is, whether he does it or not, he will be embarrassed!
"Tie his mother!" The village chief suddenly raised his head and shouted loudly.
"What's wrong?" an aunt asked from inside the room and walked out at the same time.
This is the village chief's wife. However, no one introduced her, and Yang Fan didn't recognize her. The key is that this village chief's wife didn't show off to the village chief's wife. She was busy working as soon as she arrived, unlike the village chief.
She was pointing and drawing, so Yang Fan couldn't tell that she was an official's wife.
"Stop doing this nonsense. The house is not dirty to begin with, so don't clean it up!" The village chief said carelessly: "Mr. Two Fingers has calculated that tomorrow is a good day, but after tomorrow it will be no good! All of you!
Stop packing, hurry up and buy cigarettes, buy candies, and cut out happy words..."
Hearing the village chief telling these aunts what to buy in a clear and logical manner, Yang Fan and Liu Dad glanced at each other and looked at each other! Looking at this, you know that the village chief often handles these things? There is no ambiguity at all!
The village chief said at first, but then he was worried that these aunts would miss it, so he simply took a pen and paper and wrote down some festive items on a page and gave it to one of them and asked them to buy it separately.
I saw several pages of paper, especially chicken, meat, fish, and vegetables. The purchase of these things is very heavy! Yang Fan asked Liu Dad in a low voice: "Uncle, it will cost a lot of money to buy these things."
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Dad Liu pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "No."
Yang Fan took out the several thousand yuan he had brought with him and said, "Uncle, I didn't bring much with me on this trip. That's all. What should I do?"
The village chief happened to see Yang Fan giving money to Liu's father at this time. He came over and stuffed the money back into Yang Fan's pocket and said: "San'er's health is not good. He had a major operation and spent a lot of money. I heard that it was all
Did you help with the advance payment?"
"Haha, that's right." Yang Fan glanced at Dad Liu in surprise and asked with his eyes: "Did you tell the village chief about this?"
Father Liu nodded silently.
"Young man, based on this, I have to say that the San'er family has found a good son-in-law." The village chief looked at Yang Fan, nodded approvingly and said, "As you can see, we are in a rural area, so the surgery fee is so high.
, we really can’t get it out. Besides, San’er didn’t tell us about the surgery.
He didn't tell me about this until he came back after the operation! Because of this, I already gave him a scolding! No matter how bad it was, each member of the family could give out tens of thousands of dollars.
Since you paid for the surgery, the money spent on the wedding will be covered by me."
Seeing Liu's father secretly winking at him, Yang Fan quickly said: "How can that be done? It's enough for you to worry about organizing weddings. I won't let you spend the money."
"Hmph!" The village chief snorted heavily and said, "Stop arguing about this matter. I'll let every family in the family contribute a little! In recent years, every family has thought of themselves first when something happened, and they have lost all humanity. I happen to be the one
Use this to beat them!"
Hearing the village chief's words, Liu's father stopped winking at Yang Fan, and Yang Fan immediately shut up and stopped being humble.
I saw the village chief's wife turning back at this time and said: "Old man, these years when young people get married, they like to take wedding photos and hang them in the house. Have the two of them taken photos?"
"Bullshit!" the village chief scolded: "I told you that things were rushed, but you still care about football matters! Follow the authority when it comes to urgent matters, and don't hang up."
"Even if you don't hang up your wedding photos, you still have to wear a wedding dress, right? Isn't this fashionable these days?" The village chief's wife added: "You have to find someone quickly to put together dresses for them!"
"What the hell! Can you wear those clothes that you rent out for weddings?" The village chief was really rude to his wife, saying one word after another: "Wait a minute, I'll let these young people who have never opened their eyes see something.
What does it mean to be genuine!”
After saying this, the village chief stepped out of Liu's father's house.
Yang Fan and Liu Dad looked at each other and saw doubts in each other's eyes. They didn't know what the village chief wanted them to see.
Not long after, the village chief came back, holding a handmade wooden box in his hand!
"Old man, what is this?" the village chief's wife asked doubtfully.
The village chief walked proudly to the foot of the pomegranate tree, placed the wooden box on the stone table and opened it. Suddenly, two red clothes appeared neatly folded in front of everyone, the most conspicuous of which was the scarf.
It is the phoenix crown placed on top and the hat with two feathers.
"See, this is called a dress!" The village chief proudly picked up the hat with two feathers and put it on Yang Fan's head. Then he picked up the bright red dress and was about to put it on Yang Fan.
"Old man, didn't you tell me that they were all sold?" The village chief's wife stared at the Fengguanxiapei in the box with her eyes wide open.
"Why are you willing to sell it!" the village chief couldn't help but said with some regret: "It wasn't because I was worried that you would not be able to survive at home, so I lied to you and said that I sold it for money! I borrowed the money back then, and I had already secretly
Still on.
I originally planned to keep it until your sixth birthday and take it out for fun, but now the stuff has been leaked."