Chapter Forty-Four If You Don't Go Out, I'll Go Out
The so-called third-class beauty is based on the face, the second-class beauty is based on the breasts, and the first-class beauty is based on the legs. This sentence is definitely not nonsense! You can judge from the first sight of a man looking at a woman, what level this man is?
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Of course, the word "**" mentioned here is actually not derogatory. After all, everyone loves beauty. No matter how beautiful a woman dresses, it is always for men to see.
On the other hand, the first time a man looks at a woman can also determine the man's maturity towards the woman. The first time a man looks at a woman's face is often at the age when he is in love, and what he cares about is the relationship between men and women.
, rather than a woman’s body.
The first glance at the breasts shows that the man is relatively mature, and the physical attraction of women to him is already greater than the emotional attraction of men and women.
As for the legs at first glance, this man is definitely a mature man. This kind of man usually has experienced many women, and has almost reached the point of returning to his original nature when it comes to women.
Yang Fan does not belong to any of the above categories. He has broken away from the constraints of these restrictions. Now when he looks at a woman, he will look at it from a holistic perspective and discover the shining points of this woman. This is the true state of returning to nature!
Regarding his elementary school classmate Lin Duckweed, Yang Fan always felt that she was very intellectual!
It is difficult for an intellectual woman to make a man have such bad thoughts as soon as she meets her. On the contrary, she will make the man feel peaceful and have a very warm feeling when she is with her.
But today, Lin Duckweed completely overturned all Yang Fan's understanding of women. This intellectual Lin Duckweed was actually wearing black stockings with suspenders, and the innermost part was a pair of underwear with cartoon patterns that was unimaginable!
Black stockings with suspenders are undoubtedly a symbol of sexiness and wildness, and are the ones most likely to arouse men's criminal desires. Cartoon underwear, on the other hand, is only worn by little girls, not mature women!
This is simply an extremely contradictory thing!
"Talented, so fucking talented!" Yang Fan thought for a long time, but couldn't give an accurate definition to Lin Duckweed. He was completely confused about Lin Duckweed's wild temperament underneath his intellectual appearance.
Are you still trying to change yourself in your heart? Or maybe you matched the wrong clothes...
Thinking of holding Lin Duckweed's green, soft and boneless jade hand, Yang Fan couldn't help but murmured: "No wonder people say that if you hold your classmate's hand, you regret not doing it in the first place!"
Uh, but my brother and Lin Duckweed were classmates in elementary school at the time. Even if you have that idea, it seems that your physical function is not good enough?
With random thoughts, Yang Fan walked back to Class 7, Grade 2.
"Holy shit, I'm an idol!" Wang Yi stood up and said exaggeratedly when he saw Yang Fan coming back.
"What idol? The object of vomiting?" Yang Fan said angrily and sat down in his seat.
Lei Ting was not in the classroom, and she didn't know what she was doing.
"Hey, I don't mean that." Wang Yi said with a serious face: "You are now a famous celebrity in the school!"
"What do you mean?" Yang Fan asked in surprise.
Wang Yi looked at Yang Fan and said, "Pretend, just pretend. What did you do in the cafeteria at noon today?"
"Were you in the cafeteria at that time? Why didn't I see you?" After hearing Wang Yi's words, Yang Fan understood that Wang Yi knew about his presence in the cafeteria.
"I was not in the cafeteria." Wang Yi said: "I went home for lunch today. However, as soon as I returned to school, I heard students all over the campus discussing this matter. The school bulletin board had just posted the results.
Yes, Li Tao and the others have all been given a major demerit. The key is that the notice says that since Yang Fan is innocent, he will be exempted from punishment to show fairness!"
"What else is going on? Why didn't I notice anyone watching the school bulletin board?" Yang Fan asked.
"We've all finished watching a long time ago. I'm afraid no one in the school doesn't know about this, so why bother watching?" Wang Yi said: "Brother, you are really good at causing such a big trouble all at once. I heard
It is said that the phone number of the dean of students’ office is almost buzzing with calls from parents complaining about improper school management!”
"How are you talking? Did I cause this? I didn't throw food at other students! It was Li Tao and the others who threw food at those students! Besides, there was an announcement on the school bulletin board, proving that I was
Innocent." Yang Fan rolled his eyes and said.
"Hey, you're here." Wang Yi said with a mischievous smile and a look of disbelief: "You must have caused this on purpose. Are you the one who suffered the loss?"
"Be careful if you talk nonsense again, I will sue you for defamation." Yang Fan was also happy. Wang Yi was really right!
Seeing Yang Fan's smiling face, Wang Yi knew that his guess was correct. The incident in the lunch canteen was caused by Yang Fan.
Wang Yi paused and said: "You have to be careful about Li Tao and the others in the future. I think they will never end it with you."
"I don't intend to just end it with them." Yang Fan said casually.
Seeing Yang Fan's calm look, Wang Yi gave a thumbs up and said: "Awesome, just don't be so calm that your balls hurt when the time comes."
Yang Fan smiled strangely at Wang Yi and said, "Don't worry, I will let you witness who can be so calm that it hurts."
While talking, the school bell rang.
Lei Ting hurriedly walked in from outside the classroom and sat down in her seat without looking at Yang Fan. However, after sitting down, Lei Ting still glanced at Yang Fan a few times, her face full of confusion.
From her expression, it seemed that she also knew about the incident in the canteen that happened at noon.
At this time, He Yulan walked into the classroom. The first class in the afternoon was with the class teacher He Yulan.
I saw He Yulan walking to the podium with a gloomy face, and the handout in her hand fell heavily on the podium with a loud "bang" sound.
The students in the class all looked at each other in shock, not daring to take a breath. They didn't know why He Yulan was so angry.
"Yang Fan, stand up." He Yulan glared at Yang Fan and shouted.
Yang Fan stood up reluctantly.
He Yulan pointed at Yang Fan and said: "Yang Fan, I don't care what kind of character you were in other schools before! When you enter Class 27 of Chenyang Middle School, please be more honest. I have been a teacher for so many years.
I have never seen a student as completely hopeless as you.
You've only been at school for three days, look at all the things you've done! Do you think I don't know what you did in school? You were caught by the dean of students smoking on the rooftop and refused to admit it, you were late for school, and you made a mess as big as the cafeteria at noon.
What exactly do you want to do?"
Hearing He Yulan's words, Yang Fan already understood that although there was an announcement on the school bulletin board saying that he was innocent and that he would not be punished, the dean of discipline must still talk to his class teacher He Yulan.
"Teacher He, I am also innocent." Yang Fan said with an attitude like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "The school has issued a notice saying that I am innocent."
"You..." He Yulan said angrily: "You are really a hopeless thing!"
Hearing what He Yulan said, Yang Fan was also angry. The school even issued a notice saying that he was innocent. You, He Yulan, are still rushing to teach your brother a lesson?
He immediately said: "Teacher He, please be respectful. Is it possible that your teacher taught you to call others things?"
As soon as Yang Fan said this, the whole class was in an uproar. All the students in Class 7, Grade 2, looked at Yang Fan as if they were aliens, wondering how he had the courage to challenge the authority of the class teacher, He Yulan.
"Yang Fan, what did you say? Tell me again!" He Yulan was completely angry. No student had ever challenged her authority like Yang Fan.
"Teacher He, please be respectful. I am a person, not what you say! Is it possible that your teacher taught you to call others this way?" Yang Fan looked at him with a ruffian look on his face.
He Yulan: "You are also a role model for others. Why don't you feel blushing when you speak so harshly?"
"Holy shit, I'm an idol!" I don't know who whispered this, but it was probably Wang Yi.
Immediately, the whole class was in a frenzy!
Because of Yang Fan's words and Yang Fan's attitude, all the students no longer cared about being in any of Yulan's classes and started whispering to each other.
All of a sudden, Class 7 of Grade 2 became as chaotic as taking another teacher's class.
"You! You! I want to see your parents, call your parents!" He Yulan shouted almost hysterically.
"I'm sorry, Teacher He, I don't think you need to meet my parents because I didn't make any mistakes." Yang Fan said calmly: "Besides, I don't think there is any need for my parents to talk to such an uncultured teacher like you!"
As soon as Yang Fan finished speaking, there was another uproar.
The confrontation between Yang Fan and He Yulan was like a climax, one wave after another!
The entire Grade 2 and Seven students also looked at Yang Fan with admiration at this time, and admired Yang Fan from the bottom of their hearts. Although they understood what Yang Fan said, none of them dared to confront He Yulan and say such words.
"Yang Fan, get out of here." He Yulan pointed at Yang Fan, trembling with anger.
"I'm sorry, Teacher He, I didn't make any mistakes." Yang Fan looked at He Yulan with an expression that was so calm that his balls hurt, and said slowly: "You don't have any right to expel me from the classroom. Besides, even if I made a mistake
Wrong, I have no objection to you punishing me accordingly. But as a student, I have the right to study, and you have no right to kick me out of the classroom and prevent me from studying!"
"Brother, you are so talented!" Wang Yi finally couldn't help it anymore and secretly gave Yang Fan a thumbs up in his armpit and said in a very low voice that only Yang Fan could hear.
"Okay, okay, okay, you're not going out, right? If you don't go out, I'm going out!" After He Yulan said this, she picked up the teachings on the desk and walked out of the classroom quickly.
It could be vaguely seen that He Yulan's shoulders were shaking slightly. That was not because He Yulan was crying, but because He Yulan was angry at Yang Fan!