Yang Fan is not stupid. Faced with three policemen who have no idea of their coming, talking nonsense is the right thing to do! Besides, these two young policemen seem to know him well, don't they?
However, it’s not surprising when you think about it. You even have photos of yourself, so how could you not know anything about yourself? What do the police do for a living? Yang Fan doesn’t think it’s normal for them to have photos of themselves in their hands.
However, Yang Fan was confused as to why they had photos of himself in their hands. However, this was not the time to think deeply about this issue.
"Okay, let's get down to business." The little old man who had been silent since entering the door spoke up. He also looked at Yang Fan and said, "Student Yang Fan, because of your outstanding performance in this college entrance examination, the Tianjing Police Academy has decided to
We have specially recruited you to enter the police academy! Let me introduce myself first, I am Wang Jianye, the principal of the Tianjing Police Academy, and this is your admission notice."
As he spoke, Principal Wang Jianye took out an admission notice from his arms, placed it on the coffee table, and gently pushed it in the direction of Yang Fan.
Yang Fan understood what Wang Jianye meant and immediately walked over, picked up the admission notice and looked at it carefully.
Yes, this is a real admission notice, stamped with the seal of the Tianjing City Police Academy! The bright red seal and the eye-catching word "police" made Yang Fan suddenly feel dizzy!
Things are a little messy...
Yang Fan couldn't help but rub his forehead, waved his hands at the three of them, and said: "This matter is a bit messy, let me clear it up!"
Why did I become a special admissions student at the Tianjing City Police Academy inexplicably?
What did Wang Jianye say just now? Did he get outstanding results in this college entrance examination? This is obviously a lie. Every test paper he wrote had the three words "Brother can't do it". How can he get outstanding results?
Well, if you really want to say that the results are outstanding, it must be the last one! Every test paper has a zero mark, plus a few zeros, so forget it, it’s still zero! This result, let alone, is really outstanding.
!
Furthermore, even if the Tianjing City Police Academy wanted to recruit me, would the principal need to come to the door in person to deliver the admission notice? And he would be accompanied by two fucking policemen?
What's more, why should Tianjing City Police Academy recruit itself? Why not recruit others?
This is obviously a fucking trap! I’m waiting for you to jump into it!
"Principal Wang, right?" Yang Fan opened his eyes and looked at Wang Jianye.
Wang Jianye nodded and said: "Yang Fan is a rare talent. You are welcome to enter our Tianjing Police Academy. In the future, you will definitely become a qualified people's policeman!"
"Wait, stop it!" Yang Fan immediately stopped Wang Jianye and didn't let him continue. Why is this man so thick-skinned than himself? He himself has become a rare talent? He can say this kind of thing,
How fucking disgusting! Will you become a qualified people's policeman in the future? Don't you know that I hate and fear the police profession the most?
"Principal Wang, I am not that material." Yang Fan immediately said: "Don't tell me any nonsense about outstanding college entrance examination results. I don't believe it at all. To be honest, on all my test papers, it is written that I don't know how to do it."
Three big characters, the college entrance examination score must be zero!"
Hearing what Yang Fan said, Xiao Jingyi looked at Yang Fan with wide eyes and asked in shock: "Is that test paper that became popular on the Internet yours?"
"Probably." Yang Fan touched his chin and said in an uncertain tone.
Xiao Jingyi covered her forehead with her hands and said speechlessly: "You are so capable. Although I knew you would not do well in the exam, I never thought that the test paper would be yours!"
"We're talking about business, don't interrupt." Yang Fan said angrily, and then turned to Wang Jianye and said: "Principal Wang, a wise man doesn't speak secretly. As far as my grades are concerned, I must be at the bottom of the list, which is quite outstanding.
However, with such outstanding results, no school will admit me, right?"
Wang Jianye did not expect that Yang Fan would actually say that he had a zero score in the college entrance examination. He frowned and did not say anything. However, the two young policemen who accompanied Wang Jianye couldn't help but laugh at the same time.
Yang Fan didn't care whether the two policemen smiled or not. He stared at Wang Jianye with burning eyes, waiting for Wang Jianye's answer.
Wang Jianye coughed twice and said nonchalantly: "Classmate Yang Fan, we are a police academy, different from other universities! Our school trains people's police officers for the people. In fact, academic performance has little impact on our school. Because after entering
The knowledge we need to learn in the police academy is all aimed at the people's police industry!"
Yang Fan really didn't expect that Wang Jianye was so thick-skinned that he could tell such nonsense. However, such nonsense made him unable to think of any words to refute for a while.
"Okay, that makes sense." Yang Fan nodded.
Wang Jianye couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.
"But, Principal Wang, even if I am admitted to Tianjing City Police Academy, there is no need for you, the principal, to come to deliver the admission notice in person, right? Don't tell me that you are just passing by, I won't believe you. Don't say that either.
You are so full that you have nothing to do, so you want to personally deliver the admission notice to me. Not only do I not believe this, but others also do not believe it." Yang Fan asked immediately, causing Wang Jianye to involuntarily hiss and take a breath of cold air.
They say that people become better with age, and this is absolutely true.
No matter what the little old man Wang Jianye said, no matter how old he was, he rolled his eyes. Wang Jianye thought of a good excuse and said, "Didn't I just say that you are a specially recruited student from the Tianjing Police Academy?"
.Like ordinary students, they usually mail you the admission notice to avoid you not believing it, so I came to visit you in person! By the way,"
At this point, Wang Jianye pointed at the two policemen and said, "Just because I'm afraid you won't believe it, I brought two police comrades with me! This way you don't have to doubt anymore. Moreover, these two policemen
Comrade, they are also graduates of our Tianjing City Police Academy, but they are just a few years ahead of you. Once you enter the Tianjing City Police Academy, you can call them senior brothers."
"Yes, that's exactly it." One of the two policemen nodded immediately and said.
Another one also said: "That's right, junior brother, both of us graduated from the Tianjing Police Academy."
Well, I have started to call myself junior brother! This relationship is too close.
However, it is easy to see from the unconcealed smiles in the eyes of these two policemen that Wang Jianye is talking nonsense!
"I believe you two graduated from the Tianjing Police Academy." Yang Fan nodded with deep approval.
Hearing what Yang Fan said, Wang Jianye was overjoyed and said: "In that case, Yang Fan should quickly pack up and report to the Tianjing Police Academy with us."
Unexpectedly, Yang Fan rolled his eyes and said: "I believe it, I believe it, but I didn't say that I was going to Tianjing City Police Academy to report! I have already thought about it. I don't want to waste that time to go to college. I want to support myself. I
I’m going to set up a stall to make money so I can save enough money to marry a wife soon!”
"Classmate Yang Fan, that's not what you said." Wang Jianye immediately advised: "After graduating from our Tianjing Police Academy, you will be a people's policeman as soon as you leave school. This is an iron rice bowl. It is not as good as yours."
Is it much better to set up a stall?"
"It's just such a small salary, but it's so dangerous. It's not uncommon." Yang Fan shook his head with a look of disapproval.
"The danger is only for front-line criminal police officers. What dangers can you face if you go to a branch and become a police officer?" Wang Jianye persuaded without giving up: "Besides, think about it, if you put on this police uniform and go out on the street, how many dangers can you face?"
Spirit? How majestic? What's more, who said that the police's salary is so small? Who would do such a bad profession without any oil and water? "
As soon as Wang Jianye finished speaking, the two young policemen couldn't help coughing. What he said was so direct that it almost felt like a slap in the face. They said in front of the police that there is money to be made in being a police officer.
…
Yang Fan couldn't help but feel happy in his heart. What he said was true.
"No!" Yang Fan said resolutely: "Principal Wang, don't fool me here, thinking that I really don't understand or what? Nowadays, those who graduate from the police academy don't care about the assignment! They still have to compete with those graduated college students for civil servants
There is a quota! Only by passing the civil service examination can I become a police officer, so I don’t have to put in the effort."
Are you kidding me, my life is so leisurely now? How can I have so much time to go to school? I'm going to the fucking police academy. How do I look like a police officer like this?
"I can guarantee that as long as you enter the Tianjing Police Academy, you will be a police officer of the branch at the lowest level when you leave the school." Wang Jianye said, patting his chest.
"Come on, the most worthless thing these days is the guarantee." Yang Fan curled his lips and said disdainfully.
One of the two sitting policemen couldn't hold his breath anymore, stood up, looked at Yang Fan seriously, and said: "Yang Fan, this matter is not something you can control whether you want it or not. You must follow today.
Let’s go to Tianjing City Police Academy to report!”
"Hey, what do you mean by this? I've heard of people forcing girls into prostitution, but I've never heard of people forcing people to go to school." Yang Fan immediately said: "I won't go to the Tianjing Police Academy, and you will die for this job.
Take heart."
Knowing that these two policemen were not here to arrest him, Yang Fan was not afraid at all.
"Haha, I'm afraid it's not up to you." Another policeman said with a smile, and then stood up, and cooperated with another policeman to subdue Yang Fan, then cut off Yang Fan's hands behind his back and put a silver bracelet on him!
If Yang Fan resists, the two policemen may not be able to subdue Yang Fan in a short while. The key is that these two are policemen and Yang Fan cannot resist. If he resists, he will definitely be charged with assaulting the police.
"Let's go." Wang Jianye stood up at this time, said this word, and walked out first.
"Wait." Xiao Jingyi shouted at this time.
"What's the matter with you?" A policeman turned back and looked at Xiao Jingyi.
Yang Fan felt relieved. This girl was loyal enough to know how to stop them for him!
"Can you guys take me with you? I'm also going to Tianjing City. I'm going to report to Tianjing University!" Xiao Jingyi's words made Yang Fan vomit blood...