This is a very strange man. He has to hold your arm and beg you to sleep with his flower-like wife. The only request is that you allow him to admire her from the side.
You haven't encountered it, have you?
It's okay if you don't meet him, because you are not Qin Yuguan.
Now, Qin Yuguan looked at Wang Chongxun, who had to be killed in the future, and listened to his own words begging him to sleep with Fu Mingzhu, tsk tsk... How can I put that feeling? Anyway, I just feel that living like this is actually quite beautiful.
"I know you will definitely say that I am a pervert, but can you listen to my story?" Wang Chongxun took out a pack of cigarettes from his suit pocket with his left hand trembling a little, handed one to Qin Yuguan, and then took out one as well.
Holding it in his mouth: "If you are afraid of ghosts in the cigarette, you don't have to smoke it."
"If you don't smoke while listening to a story, it would be like cooking without adding salt. It would be really boring." Qin Yuguan took the cigarette and said, "Go on, I'm all ears."
"Haha, Mr. Qin is really a sensible person."
"I have two greatest strengths." Qin Yuguan didn't even bother to look at the brand of cigarettes. He took out a lighter and lit it, took a deep breath, and then the light blue smoke carried his words.
Slipped out of his mouth: "The first advantage is that I never refuse a beautiful woman to climb into my bed, so sometimes people call me a stud. To this kind of person, this is how I always reply to him."
"What's the reply?" Wang Chongxun, who originally wanted to tell Qin Yuguan his story, was attracted by Qin Yuguan's words and leaned forward. If someone who didn't know saw them like this
They were chatting happily, and they must have thought they were friends. In fact, some topics have no boundaries or age. As long as you are a man, you can find a common language on them.
"If you can, you can become a fucking stud! Don't say sour grapes when you can't eat them!"
"Okay, he is indeed a real man." Hearing Qin Yuguan's expletive-laden explanation, Wang Chongxun raised his voice and shouted, then frowned and said, "It's a pity that there is no wine here, otherwise it would be because of your words.
You also have to drink three glasses of wine...then what's the second advantage?"
"Haha, the second advantage is that as long as someone gives me a cigarette, I will smoke it." Qin Yuguan held the cigarette in his hand and looked at Wang Chongxun playfully: "Even if someone mixes homemade Hehuan powder in the cigarette, I will smoke it."
You can still suck it."
"Oh?" Wang Chongxun's eyes twitched a few times, and then he laughed a few times: "Haha, Mr. Qin doesn't think I mixed the stuff you mentioned in the cigarette, does he?"
"How could you..." Qin Yuguan took another breath with a smile, and without waiting to spit out the smoke, he suddenly stretched out his right hand to lock Wang Chongxun's throat. When his hand had touched Wang Chongxun's chin, his chin
It took only half a sentence to say: "...What if you don't do this?"
If you think that as long as the people of Longteng will achieve victory in every battle when encountering the enemy, you are totally wrong. Although the Chinese Army behind Longteng is the most powerful army in the world, and the British
Field Marshal Montgomery once said, "No country's army can take advantage of the Chinese Army."
However, precisely because the Chinese Army and Chinese Special Forces are the best in the world, many countries have always regarded them as imaginary enemies and deployed a series of countermeasures specifically targeting their strengths.
As long as you are strong, people will look at you. This is the pride of Chinese soldiers, and also the helplessness of Chinese soldiers. Just like Qin Yuguan in the seventh month of Longteng, he has been carefully studied by countless people. In addition to his own powerful skills, including
His eating habits and some hobbies, such as liking beautiful women, were also accurately recorded and studied, which led to the conclusion that Qin Yuguan is 75% likely to be the killer when he smiles at you.
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Wang Chongxun firmly memorized the long list of data related to Qin Yuguan, so when Qin Yuguan saw the ghost in the smoke, but still talked to him with a smile, he was already prepared to be Qin Yuguan.
Preparations for locking the throat. Sure enough, even Koizumi Jiro (Chinese name is Wang Chongxun), the most capable fighter in the Koizumi family, could only rely on those precise data prompts to evade when Qin Yuguan launched an attack. This kind of evasion was almost
Subconsciously, just like a computer program, Qin Yuguan's shoulder moved, and then Wang Chongxun twisted his neck to the position calculated countless times, causing Qin Yuguan's hand to rub his neck and scratch it.
It was the first time for Qin Yuguan to miss a hit at such a close range. But he didn't believe that although Wang Chongxun could avoid his chokehold, he could break through his crotch, so he almost missed it.
At the same time, his right knee had already pushed hard against Wang Chongxun's crotch.
Throat lock, crotch thrust, and then the choke hand turns into a back palm to the temple, and at the same time, pay attention to his left elbow to the chest, and then... these procedures that Wang Chongxun almost memorized were started at the moment when Qin Yuguan broke out.
Now Wang Chongxun, when facing Qin Yuguan's demonic attack, he really did the four words of strolling in the courtyard. He put his hands behind his back and leaned his head towards Qin Yu's care.
Qin Yuguan's backhand to the temple failed again. While bending down, he avoided his crotch... That's not all. Before Qin Yuguan could even raise his left arm to hit his heart, Wang Chongxun had already made a move.
evasive action.
Damn, it’s evil. Before I take action, he actually made the corresponding action first. It’s really weird. Could it be that he can become a roundworm in my belly... As soon as this thought came up, Qin Yuguan withdrew his words.
Lift your left elbow, then stand still.
Qin Yuguan just stood there motionless, looking at Wang Chongxun coldly.
At this time, he was like an old hen that had taken rat poison. After Wang Chongxun stopped at Qin Yuguan, he was still making various difficult movements according to those data records. At the same time, he was silently calculating in his heart,
Just wait for Qin Yuguan to make the move of getting under his arm and ducking behind him, that's when he will fight back. At that time, he will just stop the toe of his shiny leather shoes at a calculated height, then
, Qin Yuguan's forehead would automatically hit him. So, he had been waiting, and after completing all the preparatory movements, he started to fight back.
One hit.
These four words are the conclusions reached by so many experts. Wang Chongxun has always believed in science, so he also firmly believes that he will succeed in one blow soon.
"When you count to 10, shouldn't it be time for you to tilt your right leg back?"
"7,8...9" Just as Wang Chongxun was reading these numbers in a low voice, which Qin Yuguan had already heard some clues about, he suddenly heard this sentence. And this sentence was completely consistent with the steps in his mind.
So he blurted out: "Not bad!" As soon as he said the words, he felt something was wrong.
"Then I'll give you another chance!" The bursts of heat rising under his lower abdomen made Qin Yuguan no longer interested in admiring Wang Chongxun's solo dance. His right hand stretched out like lightning, and it was the same thing he had used just now.
Choke.
Countless drills had brought Wang Chongxun to the point where he was ready to fight Qin Yuguan. Therefore, when he saw the angle where Qin Yuguan's left shoulder was lowered, he realized that his right hand was about to lock him.
His throat was tight, so he naturally twisted his neck.
Qin Yuguan's hand was about to rub Wang Zhongxun's neck again when he suddenly turned his wrist, like a plum blossom that suddenly bloomed, and with five fingers facing back, he grabbed Li Li's hand.
His hand was five centimeters away from Wang Chongxun's neck, and with a little force... Wang Chongxun's tongue stuck out, and he no longer had the gentle and elegant demeanor he had just now.
"Why didn't you hide this time? You can't hide, right?" Qin Yuguan laughed at him with a hoarse voice: "If I hadn't fought with you here today, maybe I would never have thought of my usual attack method.
You have been studied so thoroughly, Mr. Wang, you are really perseverant. But I always feel that you have perseverance, but you can't learn to be smarter? You know, I will change."
"You...you Chinese people love to cheat!" Wang Chongxun said this with great pain. The feeling of being grabbed by someone's throat is really uncomfortable. At least you have to look at other people's faces when you speak.
You can only say it if you say it, but if you don’t want to say it, even if you have thousands of words in your heart, they will all rot in the belly below your neck.
"Cheating?" Qin Yuguan was stunned. Just now when Wang Chongxun escaped from his chokehold at such a close distance without any injuries, he had never been stunned, but now he was stunned because of his words.
Then he subconsciously relaxed his hand.
If you want to hear someone speak fluently, it's best not to hold on to that person's throat.
"Tell me, why did I cheat?" Looking at Wang Chongxun who coughed hard several times, Qin Yuguan resisted the heat that made him think more and more, but his face was as usual as he asked Wang Chongxun: "Fight."
It’s just a fight, why is there such a thing as cheating?”
"Ahem," Wang Chongxun coughed twice and pinched Qin Yuguan's hand hard. After realizing that it was in vain, he had to say: "You didn't follow your rules at all, but I completely followed them."
Those who came. Just like in the war more than 60 years ago, your Chinese army clearly agreed with our soldiers that they would differentiate themselves on the bayonet. But when we took the bullet out of the gun chamber and used the bayonet and
When you were fighting, the Chinese guy fired despicably..."
"I don't know whether I should call you Mr. Wang or something else, but I want to tell you that we descendants of Yan and Huang have always convinced others with virtue. We will repay others how others treat us. For those in your country who simply don't
As a human soldier, it seems that there is no need to talk about benevolence, righteousness and morality, right?" Qin Yuguan interrupted him and spoke these words very fast. At the same time, he kept scolding himself for being stupider than a pig.
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