95 Confucius Playing a Big Sword in front of the Gate
"Hey, good son, I don't dare to let you call me mom. If you have this filial piety, just keep it in your heart." I didn't expect this guy to be so shameless and asked me if I dared to agree. Judging from his appearance,
He's like a mentally retarded person, how can he take the initiative to let others take advantage of him? Cao Bing'er's eyes were flowing, constantly turning around Qin's face, as if she wanted to see through his conspiracy to call her mother.
Looking at Cao Bing'er who looked proud but suspicious, Qin Yuguan wanted to tell her in a sincere tone: Did you learn history poorly? Don't you know the famous Claws of Anlu Mountain in history? Do you think
This is so easy for mom to do...
An Lushan's Claw refers to something that happened in the late Tang Dynasty. At that time, in order to please Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty, Hu'er An Lushan accepted Concubine Yang Guifei, who was many years younger than him, as his godmother.
When Li Longji thought this was an out-and-out fool, An Lushan legitimately took advantage of his status as a noble concubine and knitted a brightly colored hat for him with Yang Yuhuan in the harem of Emperor Ming of Tang Dynasty. Maybe.
That time, General An Lushan was so impatient that he accidentally scratched the most erect part of Yang Yuhuan's body with his claws while begging his godmother to breastfeed. Afterwards, Yang Yuhuan was worried that Li Longji would find out what was supposed to be the
Why did his hill have so many scratches from others? He had an idea and made a cloth bag to protect it. Several palace maids discovered this thing when they were bathing Concubine Yang. It was quite affordable.
, so they rushed to imitate it. Unintentionally, An Lushan and Yang Yuhuan jointly invented the rug cover. However, at that time, Concubine Yang did not have the awareness of property rights, so it was later improved by some foreigners with flexible minds and evolved into
The current bra...
It's a bit far...
"Ahead is Shuntian Shopping Mall, do you want to get off here?" Cao Bing'er asked Qin Yuguan, who was staring at her breasts to review history and culture.
"Ah, that's good." Qin Yuguan smiled sheepishly and recovered from his lust.
"Sunchon Mall has arrived, Sunchon Mall has arrived. You are welcome to call us the nth bus. The terminal of this bus is the World Trade Center. Please get on the bus at the front door and get off at the back door. The fare is one yuan. If you have a monthly pass, please show your monthly pass. Arrive at the front door
Liujiayuan Community..."
As the old man on the bus let out a sigh like a big breath, the front and rear doors opened at the same time. Under the mechanized female voice without any emotion announcing the stop, another group of people rushed to the front door to squeeze into the bus, and when they arrived,
Passengers standing at the back door jumped out of the car with skillful movements and graceful steps, just like air force soldiers who had practiced parachuting countless times.
Others couldn't tell whether it was Qin Yuguan who was holding Cao Bing'er, or Cao Bing'er holding Qin Yuguan's arm. Anyway, after arriving at Shuntian Shopping Mall Station, the two of them smiled knowingly at the same time and followed the people in front of them to get off the car.
"I know a good place that costs less and is affordable. What do you think, handsome guy? Do you dare to come with me?" Cao Bing'er looked closely at the few boys who got off the car and smiled charmingly at those who were looking at the surrounding environment.
Qin Yuguan said.
"Tch, who's afraid of whom? You lead the way." Qin Yu expressed concern and looked at Cao Bing'er, who was wearing a cream-yellow sleeveless T-shirt, with a half-smile. His eyes lingered on her tall and tall breasts for a moment.
Full of hunger and thirst: "However, if you meet someone doing rounds on the ward, you have to admit that we are lovers."
"This boss, sister, understands, do you still need to teach me? Let's go quickly." Pretending to be impatient, Cao Bing'er stretched out her small tongue and rubbed it along her upper lip, but her squinted eyes revealed that
A hint of sarcasm.
Just leave, no matter who you are afraid of. Qin Yuguan nodded with a smile and motioned for her to lead the way.
Humph, just watch. If I don't beat you into a pig-headed shape that your parents won't recognize, then I'll call you dad instead. Cao Bing'er is afraid that Qin Yuguan will find out those who are following him.
A young man, pretending to be affectionate, held Qin Yuguan's arm, walked quickly through the Shuntian Commercial Building, and walked deeper along the cement-paved alley.
"Where are we going?" After Qin Yuguan walked a few hundred meters away, he pretended to be a little worried and looked around at the increasingly dilapidated private houses. But he almost burst out laughing in his heart: Damn,
I spend my whole day hunting geese. If I were pecked blind by a little chick like you, I would willingly accept you as my godmother.
"We're almost there. Hey, do you see the open space behind the house in front of you? I know you don't have much money with you, so I want to save you some money... As long as the artistic conception is there, the poor mountains and rivers can also be a paradise on earth." Only then did I realize.
Something's wrong? Why did you go so early? Hehe, it's too late, you little brat! Cao Bing'er feels like a little fox that stole grapes now, the one who is cunning and has the ability to steal grapes.
Qin Yuguan suddenly stopped and deliberately pretended not to notice that there were three or four gangsters following behind him. He looked up in confusion and looked in front of him: "You...you mean we want to be in this place...like that?"
"Ah, yes, why not?" Anyway, having arrived at this place, Cao Bing'er is not afraid that he can still escape from the hands of the four younger brothers. As for the old men sitting in front of a gate playing chess, I believe they must
I wouldn't dare to fart in front of the underworld.
Seeing that his eldest sister was about to show her true colors, the four younger brothers who had long wanted to chop Qin Yuguan a few times and then take off his clothes took a few steps closer and surrounded him without saying a word. They took out his clothes one by one.
He took out the homemade dagger hidden close to his body and shook his head, making the joints in his neck rattle.
It's really scary.
"You, what are you going to do?" Qin Yuguan pretended to be panicked, pointing his right hand at one of the yellow-haired young men holding a dagger, and threatened in a cowardly voice: "Put the knife away quickly, otherwise,
Otherwise, I would have called the police."
Seeing that this naughty guy actually regarded the dagger as a knife, Huang Mao despised Qin Yuguan in his heart, feeling that he was really not qualified to let his sixth brother touch him. However, for the sake of everyone's boredom,
, today I will let you see the power of the seven wolves. If I don’t let you have a better memory today, I can easily let you go. If the news spreads to the Tao in the future, how can you still mess around?
"Stop talking nonsense! Where did the arrogance when you took advantage of our boss go?" Huang Mao patted the palm of his left hand with the side of his dagger, curled up the corner of his mouth and cursed at a few old men playing chess: "A few old men
What are you going to watch if you are not dead?! Have you never seen a gangster murdering people? Oh, what about you, why, are you still not convinced? Are you still watching..."
The reason why those old men who have not moved out from the old city of Jincheng District are looking here is because they really want to tell these young men who look like gangsters: Section Chief Wang of the District Public Security Bureau is doing ideological work for the relocation at their house.
Well, you should let that honest kid go. But Huang Mao Lao Liu mistakenly thought that they were going to act as peacemakers and persuade everyone to be promising young people. They were so impatient that they ignored the original plan of forming the Seven Wolves to rob the rich and help the poor.
After realizing the purpose, he directly greeted them with the dagger in his hand.
Poor old men who were over seventy years old. After being threatened by the sixth man, they were so angry and frightened that they could only sit there trembling. One of the old men was holding a wooden chess piece and forgot to move it.
, I was constantly shocked that I was lucky enough to see the real underworld until I was old.
If these old men were frightened, it would be Qin's fault. Qin Yuguan's eyes flashed, and before Huang Mao Liu had enough show of power in front of the old man, he withdrew his dagger and turned his shoulder to the left.
A red-haired boy about seventeen or eighteen years old bumped him sideways, knocking him staggering, and then ran towards the open space behind the house.
Because he meant to play, the collision he just made just staggered the red-haired hero. Qin Yuguan's mercy made Hong-haired Xiaoqi, who thought he had made great progress in the past, feel unprecedentedly confident
The swelling. Uncle, I was hit hard by someone, but I just staggered a little! It seems that if I follow the boss, Lao Liu and the others, I will become a real hero soon!
In order to be able to perform more prominently in the Seven Wolves, she received special care from the eldest sister. Before Cao Bing'er could fully express her chasing accent, the pair of Nike shoes worth more than 1,000 yuan at the feet of the red-haired Xiao Qi suddenly stomped the ground.
As if his body was about to catch up with Liu Xiang's speed, he chased after him as fast as he could: "Boy, where are you running from? Take your life!"
The open space was a dilapidated pickle factory. Because production had been suspended for a long time, the gate to the alley had long ago collapsed, so it looked like an unowned open space from the alley. Qin Yuguan ran first.
Entering the courtyard, he looked up at the dilapidated factory building that was riddled with holes, and then scanned the surrounding environment. The courtyard was large enough to be covered with weeds, and a group of sparrows were frightened by the sudden intrusion of a stranger.
With a sound, they spread their wings and flew away. They consciously provided a good place for all the heroes to show their talents here.
After stopping, he turned around and looked at Xiao Qi, who was chasing after him. Qin Yuguan's childish heart was filled with excitement. He let out a strange cry and assumed a Tai Chi posture similar to Huang Feihong's Huang Feihong in Foshan, with his front legs
He arched his back and kicked his legs, stretched his left hand forward and opened his palm, as if to say to the person: Uncle, please reward me with a few small coins. And the right hand raised high behind the head seemed to say: No? Damn, I won’t give it.
If you don’t believe me, I’ll chop you up?!
"Damn it, you've got the guts, how dare you show off in front of Confucius? Believe it or not, Lord Qi, I've destroyed those tricks of yours?" Red-haired Xiao Qi stood on one leg and made a cool and unrestrained pose like a white crane with its wings spread out.
As he moved, the dagger in his right hand shone coldly in the midday sun.
Damn it! You don’t have to fight me, you can make me catch you with just your mouth.
Qin Yuguan has always been worried about what he once said in school, "The beauty is in the eye of the beholder." But he didn't expect to meet someone more aggressive today, who even threatened him boldly, "Dare to show off in front of Confucius."
This made him embarrassed for many years and his heartache disappeared in an instant.
Afraid that Lao Liu and the others who came after him would take away his credit, the red-haired Xiao Qi showed off his signature moves, then let out a low growl and performed a leg movement similar to "Go straight to the yellow dragon", facing the
Qin Yuguan, who was half short and fussy, kicked him in the chest.
"Idiot Xiao Qi, why don't you kick him in the head?" Lao Liu came up panting and saw that Xiao Qi was merciless. He was so angry that he yelled: "Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey or squeezed by a door? Just now he humiliated the boss.